I guess I failed my saving throw... Hurk! Bleah...

Ultrajoe:
Fucking Cliff Racers.....

LOL, playing Morrowind right now, and thinking the same thing.

Mine would be:

"Son, I've been wanting to tell you this for years now; I will rise from the grave and kill you if you dare touch my game collection..." *kicks bucket*

"...Must have rolled....a natural 1...." *cough* /dead"

'...and we all had lemonade...'

It means absolutely nothing, and confusing the heck of people before I cark it would be awesome.

"With my last words, I CURSE ZOIDBERRRRRG!"

or perhaps "Ooh, critical failure vs. disease."

or "The money is under a big W."

I leave all my money, my house, my 17 cars to................ or
ha ha you can't kil me

"Bury me with my money"

Hastur! Hastur! Hastur!

"I dont want to go"
"Better take this jumper off, its gonna be hot where im going"
(In response to getting asked "what you gonna do now?") "This" (get engulfed by exploson)
"Damn"
"Alright, lets try this then"
"At least im taking a lot of people with me"

'That's not a knife, THIS IS A KN- wait... where the hell did I put that...'

Chelsea!!!
or
That's the NHS for you.
or
Hey Mohammed check out this cartoon I drew.
or
How hard can it be?
or
*bang!* HAH! Missed me! *bang bang!* Ouch! Hey! *bang* Stop that! *bang* QUIT IT! *bang bang bang bang bang bang. click, slide, ch-chink. buddah buddah buddah buddah* OH COME ON! *buddah buddah* WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS! and so on and so forth.
or

"Oh, Hi god..."
"I'll be back..."
''Well, if you say it's safe..."
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a-*urk*"
"Did you fire six shots or just five" *bang* "oh, just five..."
"hey, look, listen, hey, look, look, hey"
"can't we all just get along.."
"I'll just lose these damn cliffracers of this cliff,doesn't look too high" <--my little brother's character in morrowind
"Why is all I can see is game over"
"give me your best shot" or "was that your best shot?"

can't think of anymore, maybe later.too bad I'll only be able to say one

"That, thats just a wire... oh sh..."

"All my money and treasure is buried in... urrg."

Spacelord:
"Respawn in 3, 2, 1..."

Bastard, you stole mine :P

1) I just got owned!
2) Epic Fail

"Don't worry, I'm only going to be half dead" or "Stop complaining and start doing the one thing I'm going to no longer be doing"

*Shields his eyes and looks up at the sky*

"You know, the closer it gets the more it looks like a piano"

"Hey, watch this."

And the person next to me:
"Aw, I can do that."

OR

Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see

(* repeat)

Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

(* repeat 3 times)

Crap. Now that I read back, I see both of these have already been done...

"OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHS..." *THUMP* "...hit" *dies*

Consider yourself haunted.

Its a tie between 'aw, sh!t' and 'so long losers'

By the way, I'm almost gone... would you like me to repeat it again?

"Slash J-A Mijin Gakure [person closest to me]"

Freeze me in liquid nitrogen and who ever brings me back will be told where my fortune is.

My only regret... is not killing you all...

you know what, it looks kind of like New Jersey.

i love you, you lov*BOOM!* "headshot!"

F*** it we'll do live!

Oh dammit martyrdom again!

hey look a bunny!

And all along i thought limbo was just a game

hey Mr. Thompson wanna play russian roulette?(jack thompson)(we both lose)

Ooh hey Hanna Montana! But where are all the little girls?*crushed by a stampede*

Here fishy fishy! Wait your a shark!

I thought pandas would never murder an innocent person!

5 bucks says jesus is asian.

and Finne.

Will there be cake?

But it's such a lovely hat! Urk.

Mine would most likely be "yeah, I think I can take this guy on." or "How was I supposed to know it would fight back!?"

My friend said his would be *bang!* "Did you hear something?" *splat*

"Tag your it!" or "Exit stage left" (in a Snagglepuss voice)

"My only regret is that I played Medal of Honour Rising Suns"

In the immortal words of Shingen Takeda

"Pretend... I'm saying something...profound." (thud)

"Oh Mr Richard, do you know anything about gas leaks?"

I got the fla..*shot* (All time favorite in FPS's)
or
(After many hours of fierce gunfighting with a boss, being low on ammo) WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "SHOOT HIS WEAKPOINT?!?"