Even in death
I still serve.

Oh shut up you stupid pratt, I'm trying to die here, god, you'd think they'd have more respect... urk!

And the ultimate line ever!

You know what I was thinking? Don't go towards the light? No no no, it was, There is no light.

Mine would be

"I lost the game."

Omnidum:
Is it something with "Et tu, Brutus?" or did I misspell it?

More or less. I learned it as "Kai Su, Teknon" in the Ancient Greek. The characters being "kappa, alpha, iota (space) sigma, upsilon (space) tau, epsilon, kappa, nu, omicron, nu."

Horray for classics!

I know some people who will probably say "Rez plz" (I bet this somewhere in this 15 page topic...)

anyway what I'd say is "...and they just finished Duke Nukem Forever"

"DAMN!!!, I thought friendly fire was off."

Something along the lines of:

"Oh crap."

"OHHHH I seeeeeee... Bugger."

"Oh for gods sake either shoot me or fuck off!"

From a dream I had recently; "Try sorting that one out, suckers", just after writing in my blood that it was assisted suicide after my(soon to be)murder, when there was a camera on me the whole time.

'If you kill me I swear to ...'

"If you really hated me, you would push me down the stairs right now."

As one of my friends once said:

"Unquote."

TaborMallory:
As one of my friends once said:

"Unquote."

I like it.

"Looks like they're going to have to glue me back together...IN HELL!"
Or...
"Please. I think I know the difference between a hermit crab and a Peruvian Slaughter Crab."

I haven't waded through fifteen pages of quotes to see if this one's come up yet, but one British commander famously stood up and stuck his head out of the top of the trench to indicate his contempt of the opposition in the Boer war, remarking, "Those damn boers can't shoot str -"

One would think he was about to say "straight" but let's face it, they couldn't exactly ask him afterwards. :)

EDIT: Actually, probably an urban legend come to think of it... still a pretty ironic way to go though. :)

"Hey Zidane, your mums a slut!" Heh,heh,heh.
"Well my favourite One Piece character is Zolo" One Piece reference FTW
"At least Hell has a good soundtrack!"

"I wish I watched more T.V."

Dying is gonna be the death of me
I put the poison in ur....

"I wonder what happens next?"

i never thought i would say this but....*dies*

TheMadDoctorsCat:
I haven't waded through fifteen pages of quotes to see if this one's come up yet, but one British commander famously stood up and stuck his head out of the top of the trench to indicate his contempt of the opposition in the Boer war, remarking, "Those damn boers can't shoot str -"

One would think he was about to say "straight" but let's face it, they couldn't exactly ask him afterwards. :)

EDIT: Actually, probably an urban legend come to think of it... still a pretty ironic way to go though. :)

Actually, it was a general during the Civil War in America, and his last words were "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-" just before getting shot in the head by a sniper.

".....this is gonna hurt."

"I blame you for everything, and you made my life miserable."

"I repent to all gods and/or major religions, please take me to heaven, kthnxbye!"

I hid my wealth in a.....

All of my money is under a giant X.

If I decide to take people with me...

"All right, I drew the Hunter, and I think... HE'S A WEREWOLF!"

"I am not a person. I am a time. My time is now. The word is Cron."

"I was always going to die. I just want to do it this way because I hate being lonely."

Cookies to anyone who gets all three references.

If someone I know is nearby
"Keep going. If theres anything past life im gonna find a pub and keep a seat for you"

I won't die because....
http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf

thebobmaster:

TheMadDoctorsCat:
I haven't waded through fifteen pages of quotes to see if this one's come up yet, but one British commander famously stood up and stuck his head out of the top of the trench to indicate his contempt of the opposition in the Boer war, remarking, "Those damn boers can't shoot str -"

One would think he was about to say "straight" but let's face it, they couldn't exactly ask him afterwards. :)

EDIT: Actually, probably an urban legend come to think of it... still a pretty ironic way to go though. :)

Actually, it was a general during the Civil War in America, and his last words were "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-" just before getting shot in the head by a sniper.

LOL. Urban legend then. The same story applied to different cultural settings, a dead giveaway. (The one I read about definitely mentioned the Boers.)

Although, come to think about it, it would be even cooler if BOTH stories were true... ;)

AFTERTHOUGHT: Probably not as cool for the two commanders though. Although one imagines rather satisfying for the people who actually shot them... one wonders if they had a late nineteenth-century variation on "BOOM, HEADSHOT! PWNED B-TCH!" perhaps?

Couldn't have been an Aussie general. Not enough swearing.

ARGH! GRR! *GRUNT!* ... CRAB BATTLE!!

ah SHIT!! WHO TOOK THE LAST PHOENIX DOWN?!

I'm telling you the guy said that the weed is just fine. Now let's roll the blunt and ... is that killer-bees comming out of the bag ?

or...

Wow, two ligths are comming at me. Why are there a Mercedes sing between them ?

or...

You know what Hitler was a fag, and so is your father that's why I'm the one who has to do your mother every nigth.

Hmm, knowing myself it could be something like: "What would happen if I licked this?" or "... Ow!"
However, the best final words were: "Wait a minute..." by Pope Alexander VI and "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance. " by general John Sedgewick right before he was sniped :P

I've already said some others but

"Aaaand scene."
or
"Oh no, not again."
(Though I'm sure that one has been posted already, I'm not about to go back to check.)

Say something silly in a foreign language that nobody in the room understands.

Like
Ich habe eine grüne Kartoffel gegessen.