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crimson5pheonix
PROBATION
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Joined: 6 Jun 2008

There is ALWAYS room for failure...and jello!

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Kehan Wann
Beat Writer
Posts: 174
Joined: 22 May 2008

unfortunately the Mr. lonely song

Sibbo
Paperboy
Posts: 39
Joined: 6 Mar 2008

This is actually a hard question to answer for me, but i think the best way to describe my life is: mediocore

The_root_of_all_evil
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 13 Feb 2008

Born, not dead yet.

crimson5pheonix
PROBATION
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In the Arena of Logic I fight UNARMED!

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Whitto
Copy Clerk
Posts: 65
Joined: 19 Mar 2008

Kehan Wann:
unfortunately the Mr. lonely song

What, like...

'Shrill lament of self-pity'?

Kikosemmek
Muckraker
Posts: 251
Joined: 14 Nov 2007

"If you are going to summarize your life within one sentence, it better be a good one."

Darth Empyrean
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1251
Joined: 5 May 2008

I may act like an ass, only because I'm afraid of showing how much I truely care about the world, and the one I love.

stompy
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2912
Joined: 21 Jan 2008

Crusnik! Loved Trinity Blood.

Anyways, my life is:
"A continuous misadventure of boredom and more boredom... and some boredom on the side."

It doesn't help that I've got a short attention span...

Ultrajoe
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3964
Joined: 24 Apr 2008

Kikosemmek:
"If you are going to summarize your life within one sentence, it better be a good one."

did you get that from somewhere? i think i've seen it before.

hmm..

My life in a sentence...

"There are so many things, concepts, places, ideas, people and journeys in the world that if less than one in a million of them bring you joy, you can still never enjoy all the happiness the world can offer."

EnzoHonda
Muckraker
Posts: 326
Joined: 5 Mar 2008

Wow, there's a lot of depressed people here. Look on the bright side, you get to spend time on the net, play games, eat good food, and not get stabbed (or some other horrible thing.)

As for my sentence:

I never forgot my towel.

TheFreeGus
Paperboy
Posts: 37
Joined: 24 Apr 2008

Are we there yet.

Lukeje
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 699
Joined: 6 Feb 2008

EnzoHonda:

I never forgot my towel.

"Don't Panic"...

Sennz0r
Muckraker
Posts: 280
Joined: 25 May 2008

Minimum effort, maximum results.

bamforth
Copy Clerk
Posts: 84
Joined: 10 Mar 2008

Shut up and listen to me because I am right and you are wrong.

JOE COOL
Press Junketeer
Posts: 404
Joined: 22 Feb 2008

I guess im stuck with all you losers for now.

talon92
Copy Clerk
Posts: 58
Joined: 30 Apr 2008

Who will I be tomorrow?

My life will kill me one day.

It's a trap!

those are the best 3 i can think of

roo18
Beat Writer
Posts: 171
Joined: 8 Oct 2007

Hurry up and bring the sequel out.

Sexual Harassment Panda
Beat Writer
Posts: 152
Joined: 24 Apr 2008

F+ for effort.

MJ12 Commando
Paperboy
Posts: 26
Joined: 17 Apr 2008

"This is so not my fault."

Hey Joe
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1385
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

"I'd have sex with you if you weren't so ugly and didn't offend all five of my senses."

PurpleRain
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4202
Joined: 2 Dec 2007

Hey Joe:
"I'd have sex with you if you weren't so ugly and didn't offend all five of my senses."

I'm using that one to pick up chicks.

"You can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a womans man, no time to talk."

MK-Smash
Copy Clerk
Posts: 85
Joined: 18 Mar 2008

Metal Gear is consuming me.

The Noob Pwn3r
Paperboy
Posts: 14
Joined: 8 Jun 2008

Come to the top of the leader board and say that to me

Gooble
Muckraker
Posts: 294
Joined: 9 May 2008

Materialistically happy, realistically fucked OR Tries but not hard enough

sirdanrhodes
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 964
Joined: 7 Nov 2007

If at first you don't succeed, you're about average.

Duck Sandwich
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 554
Joined: 13 Dec 2007

Same ol', same ol'.

Hey Joe
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1385
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

"I used to be like you until I grew a brain, a dick and a heart" Brad Neely.

This has become my new philosophy.

Darth Mobius
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3849
Joined: 26 Feb 2008

I have searched half my life and three-quarters of the country to find my love, and now that I have her nothing will keep us apart.

Or...

I SUCK!

Sennz0r
Muckraker
Posts: 280
Joined: 25 May 2008

Same Shit Different Day

A cookie for the person who knows where that came from.

Aidanadv
Copy Clerk
Posts: 86
Joined: 10 May 2008

Nothing has turned out as expected.

conqueror Kenny
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3679
Joined: 14 Jan 2008

This is just unfair now.

Darth Mobius
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 26 Feb 2008

Sennz0r:
Same Shit Different Day

A cookie for the person who knows where that came from.

A bunch of places. I read it in Tom Clancy's Debt of Honor.. Or was it the sequel... Executive Orders, or was it The Bear and The Dragon?

guyy
Beat Writer
Posts: 149
Joined: 6 Mar 2008

Everything is always boring and predictable, even when it should be interesting.

Strafe Mcgee
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 925
Joined: 25 Jan 2008

Was there anything quite so under-rated in this shallow, plastic, global-corporate, tall-skinny-latte, kiddy-meal-and free-toy, united-colors-of-fuck-you-too world, than a good old-fashioned, no-frills, retail blow-job?

Cookies, milkshake and brownies to anyone that can name the book.

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