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Ukhata
Anonymous Source
Posts: 10
Joined: 10 Jun 2008

Fire Daemon:

PurpleRain:

I like my women like I like my relgions...

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(I'm guessing you mean religions.)

I go to a better place if I do what they say.

I like my women like I like my keyboard.

full of buttons to push, but you generally push the wrong one?

i like my women like i like my summers

Fire Daemon
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2124
Joined: 18 Dec 2007

SpikeTheRediculous:
i like my women like i like my dumpster...

Trashy and filled with mysterious objects.

I like my women like I like my forum moderators.

poleboy
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 508
Joined: 19 May 2008

Fire Daemon:

I like my women like I like my forum moderators.

Invisible and vengeful. Also works for ninjas.

I like my women like I like my dentist...

Blayze
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 533
Joined: 19 Dec 2007

Always ready to carry out invasive procedures.

I like my women like I like my trousers...

Fire Daemon
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2124
Joined: 18 Dec 2007

Blayze:
I like my women like I like my trousers...

On my legs.

I like my women like I like my wig.

krashdummy
Paperboy
Posts: 36
Joined: 26 Apr 2008

Refridgerator.

I don't like my women like I don't like my back yard...

Isaac Dodgson
Muckraker
Posts: 336
Joined: 11 May 2008

krashdummy:
Refridgerator.

I don't like my women like I don't like my back yard...

Big and open

I like my woman like I like my sleep

-Javelin-
Paperboy
Posts: 36
Joined: 7 Dec 2007

Long and refreshing

Like i like my coffee

riftinducer
Copy Clerk
Posts: 71
Joined: 10 May 2008

Fire Daemon:

I like my women like I like my wig.

Always blowing at the most inappropriate moments

I like my women like I like my zombies.

The_root_of_all_evil
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2757
Joined: 13 Feb 2008

After my brains rather than my body.

I like my women like I like my font.

Emperor Inferno
Muckraker
Posts: 300
Joined: 5 Jun 2008

Mullahgrrl:

Yan-Yan:

like my women like I like my soda...

14 years old and completely flat

Im callin the cops

Slingback78:

Emperor Inferno:
I like my women like I like my steak

Bleeding and lightly seared?

close, but not quite, i was thinking warm, pink, and juicy.

ps i shouldnt get banned for that right? I mean there have been dirtier things on this thread, right? right? *hides timidly in a corner from the mods*

Emperor Inferno
Muckraker
Posts: 300
Joined: 5 Jun 2008

Slingback78:
I like my women like a like my couch...

Soft, well-shaped, and submissive?

Emperor Inferno
Muckraker
Posts: 300
Joined: 5 Jun 2008

I know a few others have already said they like this thread, but this thread is (to quote Zero Punctuation) FACKING ORESOME!

Spinwhiz
Brand Manager
Posts: 617
Joined: 8 Oct 2007

JC123:

Spinwhiz:

JC123:

Uskis:
I like my women like i like my Kebab

Greasy and cheap, at 3am after clubbing?

I like my women like I like my Scotch (I'll see if anyone else has heard the WRONG version I read on 4chan)...

You know, I was going to write it and I knew what you were going for but now that I have a gold name I can't say it! AGH! The agony! :)

Does that mean no-one can without copping trouble? Or just that you're going to be the good kid in class, sitting up straight with his arms neatly on his desk? :P

Well, I'm the first to cause a ripple, but since Themis is helping pay the bills now, I just need to chose which ponds I throw rocks into. hehe

By no means does this mean I won't layeth the smacketh down is someone is being a moron.

riftinducer
Copy Clerk
Posts: 71
Joined: 10 May 2008

The_root_of_all_evil:
After my brains rather than my body.

I like my women like I like my font.

As large as possible. Sorry, it had to be said.

I like my women like I like my turkeys. (So many possibilities)

Spacelord
Copy Clerk
Posts: 79
Joined: 7 May 2008

riftinducer:
I like my women like I like my turkeys. (So many possibilities)

With their legs tied together and shoved in the oven.

Ground up and in the freezer.

Headless.

Always up for a midnight gobble.

XD this is a fun game.

I like my women like I like my ballpoint pens...

Hey Joe
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 940
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

...easy to handle

I like my women like I like my international diplomacy...

x434343
Muckraker
Posts: 346
Joined: 22 Mar 2008

...difficult to read, and likewise mysterious.

I like my women like I like my pop tarts...

monostable
Paperboy
Posts: 48
Joined: 17 Apr 2008

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Filled with mainly useless pieces but a few really *moving* ones.

I like my women like I like my spaceships...[/quote]

big and fast. hehe

Haliwali
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 650
Joined: 29 Jan 2008

filled with delicious flavors.

I like my women like I like my portals.

jezz8me
Muckraker
Posts: 316
Joined: 27 Mar 2008

Haliwali:
filled with delicious flavors.

I like my women like I like my portals.

Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.

i like my women like i like my medicine

The_root_of_all_evil
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2757
Joined: 13 Feb 2008

jezz8me:

Haliwali:
filled with delicious flavors.

I like my women like I like my portals.

Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.

ROFLMAO

i like my women like i like my medicine

Does you good but tastes awful.

I like my women like I like my pizza.

Anarchemitis
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2677
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

I like my womern like I like my spaceships...

Monstrously grand and up to their neck in weaponry. (Also easy to break in half)

Khell_Sennet
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2485
Joined: 25 Jan 2008

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MJ12 Commando
Paperboy
Posts: 15
Joined: 17 Apr 2008

The_root_of_all_evil:

I like my women like I like my pizza.

Covered in tomato sauce.

I like my women like I like my Hardron Accelerator...

Anarchemitis
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2677
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

Excellent in exploring new dimensions and the elements of dark matter.

Zak Frost
Copy Clerk
Posts: 120
Joined: 29 May 2008

Pie:
I like my women like I like my mornings...

To not suck so hard.

I like my women like I like my magazines...
(Khell, that is hysterical.)

Emperor Inferno
Muckraker
Posts: 300
Joined: 5 Jun 2008

how the hell do you have coffee anally??!!!

EDIT: it would just burn so damn much

Zak Frost
Copy Clerk
Posts: 120
Joined: 29 May 2008

Emperor Inferno:
how the hell do you have coffee anally??!!!

Well, lube is important...(I had to do it.......Okay, I didn't.)

Emperor Inferno
Muckraker
Posts: 300
Joined: 5 Jun 2008

Zak Frost:

Emperor Inferno:
how the hell do you have coffee anally??!!!

Well, lube is important...(I had to do it.......Okay, I didn't.)

OH MY GOD ROFLMAO

Johnn Johnston
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2063
Joined: 4 May 2008

Ukhata:
i like my women like i like my summers

Very hot and always great outdoors.

Khell_Sennet
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2485
Joined: 25 Jan 2008

Emperor Inferno:

Zak Frost:

Emperor Inferno:
how the hell do you have coffee anally??!!!

Well, lube is important...(I had to do it.......Okay, I didn't.)

OH MY GOD ROFLMAO

Lolz, AzuManga Wins.

I like my women like I like my showers...

Melaisis
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1033
Joined: 9 Dec 2007

...cool and once a day.

I like my women like I like my aeroplanes...

Arcadia2000
Paperboy
Posts: 45
Joined: 3 Mar 2008

Melaisis:
...I like my women like I like my aeroplanes...

full of baggage but flying high?

I like my men like I like my MMORPG...

Johnn Johnston
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2063
Joined: 4 May 2008

hundreds of 'em in the same small world.

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