"I Can't Believe It's Not Stammer"

How To Fake Your Own Death: The Gift of Grift

it wouldn't say anything on the cover, instead it would have a picture of this http://haveafishystick.ytmnd.com/ and then on the inside of the cover it would say "HAVE A FISHY STICK" *sub title* the story of a life

I think I'd have " 101 ways to catch a mongoose" just to be strange.
Or,
"Bugger this for a lark".

Title: The Wall Won
Get Over It.
The Memiors of Me.

Author: Take a Wild Guess

Eats, shoots and leaves...the Panda story.

HSIAMetalKing:
My autobiography would just be a big, 3 ft. by 3ft slab of solid gold. And it wouldn't be a book-- it would be a big fucking slab of gold.

I'd buy that.

Mine would be called: I wouldn't read this if I were you, and then a big pic of me pointing at whoever holds the damn thing. Or maybe I'd just have pic of any random avatar I have made during years I spent on MMORPGS.

"Lasting Life Lessons You Should Never Learn"
"Stupid Are as Stupid Do"
"Pat Yourself on the Back and Fall Over: How an Uncoordinated Man Survived a Coordinated World"
"Copy. Paste."

or, perhaps appropriate at this point in my post:
"When You Just Can't Decide"

dude mine would be simple

How I pwned Nubz
lawl

then my name. which i wouldnt give to you even if i had 10 bucks...

"The Life Story of the Person No Other Person Will Ever Know About."

Bermyduck, please capitalize your 'I's.

My trials, My trribulations.... wiat damnit thats already taken.

The dollhouse and how it was built. (The ilusion of control)

That would most defineitely be mine.

"I need money. Buy this book"

Damn I'm Good, and other things you will never be...