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36)   23 Jun 2008 17:24
Stammer
Infamous Scribbler
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"I Can't Believe It's Not Stammer"

37)   23 Jun 2008 17:33
L.B. Jeffries
Pulitzer Laureate
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Joined: 29 Nov 2007

How To Fake Your Own Death: The Gift of Grift

38)   23 Jun 2008 22:30
Cyberius
Paperboy
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Joined: 11 May 2008

it wouldn't say anything on the cover, instead it would have a picture of this http://haveafishystick.ytmnd.com/ and then on the inside of the cover it would say "HAVE A FISHY STICK" *sub title* the story of a life

39)   23 Jun 2008 22:46
Crudler
Copy Clerk
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Joined: 2 Jun 2008

I think I'd have " 101 ways to catch a mongoose" just to be strange.
Or,
"Bugger this for a lark".

40)   23 Jun 2008 22:52
the monopoly guy
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1921
Joined: 8 May 2008

Title: The Wall Won
Get Over It.
The Memiors of Me.

Author: Take a Wild Guess

41)   23 Jun 2008 23:09
Sexual Harassment Panda
Copy Clerk
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Joined: 24 Apr 2008

Eats, shoots and leaves...the Panda story.

42)   24 Jun 2008 00:51
Swenglish
Beat Writer
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Joined: 21 Dec 2007

HSIAMetalKing:
My autobiography would just be a big, 3 ft. by 3ft slab of solid gold. And it wouldn't be a book-- it would be a big fucking slab of gold.

I'd buy that.

43)   24 Jun 2008 00:54
Swenglish
Beat Writer
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Joined: 21 Dec 2007

Mine would be called: I wouldn't read this if I were you, and then a big pic of me pointing at whoever holds the damn thing. Or maybe I'd just have pic of any random avatar I have made during years I spent on MMORPGS.

44)   24 Jun 2008 03:49
Lvl 64 Klutz
Infamous Scribbler
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"Lasting Life Lessons You Should Never Learn"
"Stupid Are as Stupid Do"
"Pat Yourself on the Back and Fall Over: How an Uncoordinated Man Survived a Coordinated World"
"Copy. Paste."

or, perhaps appropriate at this point in my post:
"When You Just Can't Decide"

45)   24 Jun 2008 04:16
Jenkins
Copy Clerk
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Joined: 4 Dec 2007

dude mine would be simple

How I pwned Nubz
lawl

then my name. which i wouldnt give to you even if i had 10 bucks...

46)   24 Jun 2008 06:47
vdgmprgrmr
Muckraker
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Joined: 4 Dec 2007

"The Life Story of the Person No Other Person Will Ever Know About."

Bermyduck, please capitalize your 'I's.

47)   24 Jun 2008 10:00
LV Solace
Copy Clerk
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Joined: 8 May 2008

My trials, My trribulations.... wiat damnit thats already taken.

The dollhouse and how it was built. (The ilusion of control)

That would most defineitely be mine.

48)   24 Jun 2008 10:07
Hey Joe
Pulitzer Laureate
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Joined: 23 Dec 2007

"I need money. Buy this book"

49)   24 Jun 2008 10:28
Darth Mobius
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3349
Joined: 26 Feb 2008

Damn I'm Good, and other things you will never be...

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