Save the dodo!

Edit: Actually, after having read the thread properly, that probably wouldn't work. I still want a dodo though...

Hide said dodo in a cage with adequete food to last somewhere new where you live. or somehow instruct them that sailors mean bad

I wonder if it would be possible to go back in time and leave an object, or to influence people/persons so that one could be ruler of the world... or at least a significant part of it... I guess with some sort of religion, or if you somehow 'prophecised' (heh) the birth of a saviour in the future with your specific birthmarks and details.... hmmm, I'd try that - I'd like to be ruler of the world :)

Go back to Jesus' time, and show him the world of christianity as it is today... And tell him to right doiwn in his own words exactly what he means right now and to tell all the disciples to only pass on that message, with no spin

oh and go back to John Major, and slap him about the head re EU, and shoot tony blair before he gets anywhere near number 10

I would go back and kill whoever the hell made that wood carving.

Isaac Dodgson:
...If i went back, i'd leave you that picture of the octopus and the fisherman's wife with a message that stated. "Don't make this thread, you'll burn the eyes of many an innocent man."

And I'd post it anyway :)

Evilbunny:
I would go back and kill whoever the hell made that wood carving.

Hey! That wood carving rocks. (Hmm. I wonder if I could make that my avatar?) Who knew octopuses went downtown before that brave wood carver? Who knew the nation that doesn't allow pubic hair to be shown had THIS in the attic?

I do have a picture in my head, though, of a Japanese emperor addressing a wood carver and saying "Yeah, see, when I said I wanted a wood carving of an adventurous knight and a giant octopus eating a woman, what I really had in mind was...different. But not this different."

Maybe I would join a viking raid, just to document how it actually was.

By bringing most of the new technology back to the past, once they work out the nuances they might be able to improve them so much by the time I get to the present (or something, think I didn't word it right...)

Maybe I'll go back to 9/11 and kill those responsible(whoever is responsible)

Of course, I could try starting a new religion.... don't think it'll be that hard with those idiots in the past

M0rp43vs:
Of course, I could try starting a new religion.... don't think it'll be that hard with those idiots in the past

Only in the past? You could just as easily start a religion nowadays. The things some people believe is just... I'm at a loss for words.

hmmm, you right...
I wonder what i should call it?

M0rp43vs:
hmmm, you right...
I wonder what i should call it?

Make it really wacky, with evil wizards trapping alien souls in volcanoes which then leak out and infest monkeys. Then, just to gild the ridiculousness with a laughably thin layer of respectability, give it a pretentious name like, oh, Scientology. Then when you -

Sorry, got to go, there are some men in suits at the door.

M0rp43vs:
hmmm, you right...
I wonder what i should call it?

Scientolojie?