All right, I just watched the Profanity episode of Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, and I came up with one of the most random (and maybe offensive) questions: What is your favorite cuss? I'm being broad with this, it could be a word, a phrase, or a native swear that only people in your area know about (please explain what it means if it's the last one). I'll start, my favorite word is cunt.

P.S. If you're going to leave a message to complain about this then this is for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvEdQrONP9I

Favorite swear? This would fit into the "Favorite Word" thread.... Not to mention... unneccesarry.

Pee-pee (giggles hysterically)

I've got a few... Holy Flying Potato, saying 'Good morning!' Like saying 'Holy s§§§' when I nearly crash into someone or vice versa, saying reCOCKulious instead of rediculouis, or my personal favorite when it comes to having just hurt myself or being very fustrated;

'SPORKS ON A STICK!'

"Son of a monkey" is a personal favorite

Also, yelling out the names of deities instead of the Judeo-Christian God... like Buddha or Vishnu or Thor...

"Oh my Odin... what have you done?!"

Since watching Scrubs, I've also been a big fan of randomly saying "Banana Hammock!"

I`m not praticularly original so I steal `crappit` from Comissioned and `sonnova crap` from Goblins

I cant say it here.

You know, if I actually put my favorite swear here, I would probably be banned... Are you trying to get us banned?

shit.

Short, sweet, and versatile

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Same as him

A healthy variation of shit and fuck gets me through the day.

And since it's not native language for me, people rarely get offended by these.

"Great Oden's RAVEN!"
"By thor's hammer!"

ect ect. quotes from anchorman are great.

Yeah, I just use the good old fashioned shits 'n fucks.

My friend made this up:

MOTHERFUCKING SHITTING DICK NIPPLES!

I like "Asscrackers" from Robot Chicken.

"Holy ****ing asscrackers!"