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Nicksus
Paperboy
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Joined: 4 Jul 2008

If Chuck Norris died, would people stop coming up with jokes about him, or would they say he killed himself so that he could combat Satan in Hell? Actually, that's prett good. I'm copyrighting it, go away.

Is homosexuality a cure for over-population? This is something that I discussed with some of my friends. I thought it was a pretty interesting idea, and I wrote an article with that being one of the major points on triond.com, and surprisingly not many people found it insensitive, probably because I made the comparison, "...it's just as insensitive to say heterosexuality is a cure for under-population."

Will schools in my state adopt the bee as their mascot once the killer bee migrates up here? (They're supposed to)

If I taped two magnets together with their like sides touching, would that affect each side's... charges, or whatever? Would one of the magnet's charges eventually switch?

smv1172
Paperboy
Posts: 17
Joined: 29 Mar 2008

thanks shatner, I guess hex would be one way to establish values for the concepts.

shatnershaman
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3002
Joined: 8 May 2008

smv1172:
thanks shatner, I guess hex would be one way to establish values for the concepts.

You googled it right? Otherwise fucking impressive.

Isaac Dodgson
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 613
Joined: 11 May 2008

I work in retail, and one of my manager's happens to be a complete idiot...but what if she asked me to do something completely reasonable i flat out refused...better yet, I refuse and begin to tear her, everyone I work with, and some random customer apart as a human being, slap someone, kiss someone else and stormed out shouting "Someone give me some fucking orange juice, the Antelope just trampled on the turnips next to my spleen!" ...I mean...would they fire me? Or just want to commit me...

Nicksus
Paperboy
Posts: 49
Joined: 4 Jul 2008

Probably both.

HuCast
BANNED
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Joined: 18 Aug 2006

What would happen if I throw a plugged in toaster or hairdryer into a pond? I think we all know the suicide scenario of dropping a dairdryer into the bathtub. Since years I ask myself: How far is the "radius" of "electrified water"? Would it kill all the fish in a pond?

User was banned for: Poll: Prostitution. (3 days)
M0rp43vs
Muckraker
Posts: 228
Joined: 4 Jul 2008

Would it be possible to blow someone's head up with a very powerful sound.?

Will playing "thriller" revive the dead, or raise zombies.... or be used as an anti zombie weapon?

If a tree falls on an me in the woods, will anyone care?

How is their fate if there is heaven and hell?

Nicksus
Paperboy
Posts: 49
Joined: 4 Jul 2008

Will The Simpsons ever die?

WlknCntrdiction
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 619
Joined: 8 May 2008

Does my ex still think of me at all?

Will she come back? Even if not as my gf then just as a friend? Because I felt she knew me better than most people did.

Can I go two days without working out? Even though they're my rest days?

With the amount of times I look over my shoulder when I'm walking alone at night, do you think it would strengthen my neck muscles? If it does then I should alternate the shoulders since I only look over my right shoulder atm.

Will there ever be a clinical treatment for heartbreak?(Not that I'm "suffering" from that)

If a tree fals in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound?

Will there ever be true equality in the world?

Could I take on someone who brandishes a knife at me?

What is the meaning of life?

Do my tastes in music, food, girls, etc make me any less "black" than a "typical black guy"?

Will someone kill Mugabe?

Am I a bad person because I don't seek to resolve tension with my brothers?

How can people say "It would be in your best interest"? My best interest? How can YOU say what MY best interest is?

If I won the lottery would I really be able to stay the same and not be consumed by materialism?

Why do people kill each other? And even moreso over stupid little things like looking at someone in the "wrong" way. How the fuck do you do that? What's the "right" way to look at someone so that you don't get stabbed to death?

I wonder if I could pull off being a "rebound"

Why do some people hate me when I've done nothing to garner hate from said people?

If Gears 1 was "rushed" as Epic put it and still turned out an awesome game then does that mean Gears 2 will be the second coming of Jesus on a disc?

smv1172
Paperboy
Posts: 17
Joined: 29 Mar 2008

ok, I know its a classic of philosophy designed to make us understand that the universe may be a little more subjective than previously thought, but here's the problem with the logic of the tree falling in the forest bit:

sound is an operation of physics involving waves, molecular vibrations, and such so not requiring an observer. Now as far as the schrodinger's cat type aspect of without an observer did that tree fall, is the tree there, or the forest for that matter...yes even if simply for the sole fact that that question was asked even under the framework of an entirely subjective universe that tree now exists and fell because you asking the question established the scenario. Then knowing what we know of physics yes it made a sound.

j1-2themax
Beat Writer
Posts: 164
Joined: 30 Jun 2008

orreso:
if every McDonalds says, "over 9 billion served" wouldn't that mean that EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON EARTH has visited mcdonalds at least once?

Not really, it just means some of us are repeat customers A LOT more often than we should be.

MarkusAurelius9
Paperboy
Posts: 25
Joined: 2 Jul 2008

My crazy thought? What if we all see different colors?

like where i see red, you see blue, but because of how we were raised we each believe we are seeing the same color!

there is no way to test or disprove this, and it keeps me up at night.[/quote]

That is an intriguing question. I've often wondered why it is that two and two equals four, and also if it's cruelty to raise animals in captivity for food, are all vegetable farmers also cruel for making their crops grow in straight lines?

Was once told by a vegan i was a hypocrite because i have pet cats and am a meat eater. They stated i wouldn't eat a cat for food,because it was pretty. I pointed out that a cow flap on my front door would be a bit of a security issue, and also asked them if they kept flowers in their house. They said yes, and I asked do you eat them? they said of course not don't be silly... Then walked off in a huff as they spotted how i trapped them, lol

MarkusAurelius9
Paperboy
Posts: 25
Joined: 2 Jul 2008

smuttbullen:
What started the Big bang? (I myself believe in the Big Bang theory)

1,2....1,2,3,4..

MarkusAurelius9
Paperboy
Posts: 25
Joined: 2 Jul 2008

got another one, slightly matrix flavoured.....

What is defined as real? Can you prove conclusively that this is real, and NOT some figment of my imagination? Is someone else's viewpoint as valid as mine? is that person real? Is this all a dream/ nightmare of the indidvidual's own making? that's one for the midnight number 2 visits.

Also, If heaven is above and hell is below, what does that make current plane of existence? Not religious, but i believe it would be Purgatory.... Think about it

Hamster at Dawn
Beat Writer
Posts: 196
Joined: 19 Mar 2008

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smuttbullen
Copy Clerk
Posts: 51
Joined: 21 Jun 2008

MarkusAurelius9:

smuttbullen:
What started the Big bang? (I myself believe in the Big Bang theory)

1,2....1,2,3,4..

I don't get it.

And with that said, I thought of something.

Is anyone actually stupid? A person i consider stupid may be smart in your opinion.

smuttbullen
Copy Clerk
Posts: 51
Joined: 21 Jun 2008

MarkusAurelius9:
got another one, slightly matrix flavoured.....

What is defined as real? Can you prove conclusively that this is real, and NOT some figment of my imagination? Is someone else's viewpoint as valid as mine? is that person real? Is this all a dream/ nightmare of the indidvidual's own making? that's one for the midnight number 2 visits.

Also, If heaven is above and hell is below, what does that make current plane of existence? Not religious, but i believe it would be Purgatory.... Think about it

No this is the real world. Just go back to being a battery for robots who have been robbed of their sunlight and now have to use humans as batteries.

werepossum
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1367
Joined: 12 Sep 2007

Asymptote Angel:

Khell_Sennet:
At what point does CPR go from medical procedure to necrophelia?

When the person dies.

And you still enjoy it.

ShadeOfRed
Muckraker
Posts: 283
Joined: 20 Jan 2008

DoomyMcDoom:
when if ever will people realize that money is COMPLETELY USELESS OUTSIDE A MAINTAINED ECONOMY, and thus stop putting proffit ahead of ecological safety and the good of mankind... after all... how far will currency get you when the air itself is an unbreathable toxic vapour?

Money is useful inside a maintained economy, which is what would happen is we did prevent the inevitable global warming. We would go into another Depression, everyone has very little money and it would be a terrible time to live in. So, the real question is, "Which is the lesser of two evils, Death/Non-existence for our Proceeders, or a dystopian future for them?"

Anyway, Has anyone else noticed the similarities between gaming and religion? It's all very disturbing.

werepossum
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 12 Sep 2007

WlknCntrdiction:
Will there ever be true equality in the world?

What is the meaning of life?

Do my tastes in music, food, girls, etc make me any less "black" than a "typical black guy"?

Will someone kill Mugabe?

Am I a bad person because I don't seek to resolve tension with my brothers?

How can people say "It would be in your best interest"? My best interest? How can YOU say what MY best interest is?

If I won the lottery would I really be able to stay the same and not be consumed by materialism?

Why do people kill each other? And even moreso over stupid little things like looking at someone in the "wrong" way. How the fuck do you do that? What's the "right" way to look at someone so that you don't get stabbed to death?

Why do some people hate me when I've done nothing to garner hate from said people?

If Gears 1 was "rushed" as Epic put it and still turned out an awesome game then does that mean Gears 2 will be the second coming of Jesus on a disc?

I couldn't resist trying to answer some of these, so here goes.
Only when everyone is equally miserable and has nothing left to gamble, trade for intoxicants, or invest.

40.

No, but then a typical anything is seldom interesting.

Hopefully.

No. Family is important but so is being true to yourself. A free man owes no one compliance over his lawful acts.

"It would be in your best interest" means "It would be in my best interest; do what I want you to do and I'll be happy."

Why would you want to? Materialism is fun if you have lots of money, it only sucks when you're broke.

In the town near which I was raised, a man murdered his brother or brother-in-law (I really forget which or exactly how, think he stabbed him) because they were drunk and arguing over the shortest Bible verse. ("Jesus wept" won due to the opposition finding itself dead.) 40% to 90% of everything is crap, including people.

See the above.

No, on two disks.

PurpleRain
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4207
Joined: 2 Dec 2007

werepossum:

Asymptote Angel:

Khell_Sennet:
At what point does CPR go from medical procedure to necrophelia?

When the person dies.

And you still enjoy it.

I feeling a know too well.

Lazzi
Muckraker
Posts: 333
Joined: 12 Apr 2008

if water in made up of both hydrogen and Oxygen two of the most flameable substances in existance then why the hell doesnt it burst into flame when every you through a match into the pool

(yes i under stand why it doesnt but its some thing i toguht up when i was in 3rd grade)

klc0100
Muckraker
Posts: 306
Joined: 29 Feb 2008

How can the creation of man be written by man

How can people be so much better than others at games when all you have to do is move 4 fingers and two thumbs around

Lazzi
Muckraker
Posts: 333
Joined: 12 Apr 2008

Iron Mal:

Another crazy thought, is it actually possible to die of laughter?

yeah it is that how my neighbor died, mind you she was in the hospital for snezze and breakign a rib so it wasnt that surprising

Mnemophage
Beat Writer
Posts: 172
Joined: 13 Mar 2008

There are two possibilities. One is that I am entirely unique - not a person in the world is like me, no one can think my thoughts. I am a unique contributor to the world, but at the same time, no one can really understand me. Empathy is possible, but true sympathy is not. For all my communication, all I'm doing is referencing things other people have felt and thought. We're all different - and because of that, we're all utterly alone.

The other is that I'm really not that special. Somewhere out there is my doppelganger - my many doppelgangers, likely. All my ideas have been thought before, some executed, some rejected. We may as well all be one - we're all so similar that everything that is not exactly alike is purely cosmetic. All that's required to make another me is someone with a superficially similar facial geography and a new wardrobe. I have absolutely no hope of being special.

Or worse - everyone IS the same, except for me. I am perpetually and irreparably locked from most shared human contact. I am unique, and because of that, I am a monster. I was never meant for this world.

Guess what my recurring psychiatric ailment is? If you said "severe depression", you win a prize! (the prize is whining)

shatnershaman
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3002
Joined: 8 May 2008

Would Sony find it ironic that I have How to Kill a Brand on my PSP?

jjdes
Anonymous Source
Posts: 5
Joined: 25 Jan 2008

Iron Mal:
Is there actually any way to give yourself super powers? And I'm not just talking about the idiotic 'accidental' excuses like rolling around in toxic waste or being caught in a nuclear bomb test.

yes...
Siphilus can make you feel as if you are verging upon the all knowing...who knows, you just may be...but then you die.

also a mutation in the myostatin gene can cause people/cows/mice/dogs to become extremely muscle bound and much much stronger

there are lots more
check out some of them here:
http://www.autoadviceoffl.com/Braindisease.htm

M0rp43vs
Muckraker
Posts: 228
Joined: 4 Jul 2008

Is it possible that we all have latent superpowers but just don't know how to unleash them? if so how can we unleash them?

Why are people afraid of robot overlords when they are limited by OUR intellegence?(unless some one creates GLaDoS somehow)

If the cake is a lie, what else is?

If duke nukem forever is released, would the world have already ended?

CAN we create artificial life?

Trogd0r
Beat Writer
Posts: 147
Joined: 5 Jun 2008

I often think about the idea of a giant comet striking the earth, big enough to end all life on the planet.
And that I really wouldn't mind if it did, i'd sit with my friends on a mountain, watching the impact and the horizons burn.

Maybe it's because i'm so curious how people will react if a certain, unescapable doom is upon them, that no-one could avoid.
I would enjoy every second of it.

shatnershaman
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3002
Joined: 8 May 2008

What if cake is NOT a lie? What if you download a mod that gives you cake?

Anarchemitis
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4315
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

Could an Octopus play twister? It only has two eyes.

The_root_of_all_evil
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4653
Joined: 13 Feb 2008

If you toss a coin and it comes up heads 50 times, why is the chance of it coming up tails next time only 50%?

I mean...if it's a fair coin then karma has to react in some way...

Arachon
Copy Clerk
Posts: 95
Joined: 23 Jun 2008

Johnn Johnston:
An astronaut went into one of those revolving pods in order to get himself used to the G-Force. However, it malfunctioned and the Gs went up so high (to a point where the boiling point of water becomes lower than body temperature, it was that high), that he said he 'had the sensation of his saliva evaporating off his tongue'.

How the hell did he know what that felt like before hand?

How the hell is that possible? What the astronaut experiences is acceleration- or directional force (1 G being what we feel standing on the ground on earth), and unless he is going incredibly fast, he will not experience any significant increase of temperature.

The Potato Lord
Press Junketeer
Posts: 397
Joined: 20 Dec 2007

The other day I realized something, even if time-travel was possible you couldn't change the past and affect the present because the here and now would technically be the result of all time-traveling.

Also when a dog eats cat poop(They all do), and poops it out Is it still cat poop or is it dog poop?

The_root_of_all_evil
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4653
Joined: 13 Feb 2008

Arachon:

How the hell is that possible? What the astronaut experiences is acceleration- or directional force (1 G being what we feel standing on the ground on earth), and unless he is going incredibly fast, he will not experience any significant increase of temperature.

Boyle's Law I think. The Air is also subject to pressure, as well as his blood vessels.

The other day I realized something, even if time-travel was possible you couldn't change the past and affect the present because the here and now would technically be the result of all time-traveling.

How do you know it isn't?

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