If evolution was true, wouldn't it mean that we could shake of global warming and the world would merely adapt to the temperature like if a man in the artic migrates to the dessert?
If I tossed a coin one million times, would there be an instance that it lan on it side, and the number of heads would be equal to thee number of tails?
Would most people still go to the escapist if there was no zero punctuation or forums?
M0rp43vs: If evolution was true, wouldn't it mean that we could shake of global warming and the world would merely adapt to the temperature like if a man in the artic migrates to the dessert?
If I tossed a coin one million times, would there be an instance that it lan on it side, and the number of heads would be equal to thee number of tails?
Would most people still go to the escapist if there was no zero punctuation or forums?
1. Nope, humanity has evolved about as far as it's going to. Imagine if you had a kid and it was mutated in such a way that would make it better adapted to a more hostile enviroment (whatever that may be), now imagine that kid growing up and going through school. The hassle and abuse they would recieve would more than likely have 2 results: a. suicide or b. social reclusion and self imposed exile (in short, they sure as hell aren't getting laid which means they won't pass it on). 2. I have no idea (pass to one brainier than I) 3. You never know...
Now for my questions:
Would a human with gills be capable of breathing underwater? What would happen if aliens actually visited Earth(I'm not talking about these supposed 'visitations' that occur in the most backwater and rural areas of the southern United States)? What would our reaction be?
M0rp43vs: If evolution was true, wouldn't it mean that we could shake of global warming and the world would merely adapt to the temperature like if a man in the artic migrates to the dessert?
If I tossed a coin one million times, would there be an instance that it lan on it side, and the number of heads would be equal to thee number of tails?
Would most people still go to the escapist if there was no zero punctuation or forums?
We adapt. Aslong as its gradually changing and does not change in bursts we would gradually be less sensitive to heat, and probably grow gills. Our legs would be less useful and our backs would become very powerful same with our arms and jaw. We would lose our hair in favour of none because we would live in the water and then that means the hair would just hold us back.
I think it would be nice to finish a sad book, and be crying, and then be able to lick the last page and have it taste like cherries, which would cheer me up. Of course, it could be the opposite for humorous books. That last page could taste like baby tears and kitten blood, so that you would feel the same as you did before you read it.
You know, depressed and empty, with a bitter taste in your mouth, trying to weave a noose out of all the potholders that your grandmother has given you over the years.
Just four more, Grandma, and I can finally have peace.
The voices. Talking, screaming, shouting, yelling but never actually saying anything. Crying out to me. KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL! Voices of god calling out to me. Controlling my hands. The knife is sharp and slices cleanly through the meat. Seperating the eternal bond of bone and flesh and blood. The blood pools and runs cold. I bath init. Running through my hair. I cut and slice and dice until the face is no longer my own. Twisted and monsterous... who are you? You are not me. YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!
What would be the best way to kill everyone on this bus now without explosives?
Actually, my main thought is a small crack squad of elite troops armed with painball guns, ruining everything. Usually adverts where a woman is shaking her hair. Imagine, she's shaking, looking all smug and happy, then an instant explosion of paint hits her face, which she screws up while falling over. Or a load of rat children hanging around a McDonalds get abruptly chased for miles being repeatedly shot in the back.
That dramatic love scene in a film? *pop pop pop* *paf* AGH?
Jeremy Clarkson? "This car may not have the upholstry of a G-XBALLS970 turbo, but what it do-*pop*Ow, shi-Ow Owoaaaaghh!"
There is no over serious indulgent situation that wouldn't be ruined by my crack squad of paintballers.
I also, to make bus journeys less dull, imagine myself firing off missiles, imagining them curving away in the distance and striking tower blocks. Or occasionally cars.
Also, who would win in a fight, without using nukes? India, Taiwan and Japan vs China? EU versus Russia? Ireland vs Scotland and wales?
ANTI-SANTA: The voices. Talking, screaming, shouting, yelling but never actually saying anything. Crying out to me. KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL! Voices of god calling out to me. Controlling my hands. The knife is sharp and slices cleanly through the meat. Seperating the eternal bond of bone and flesh and blood. The blood pools and runs cold. I bath init. Running through my hair. I cut and slice and dice until the face is no longer my own. Twisted and monsterous... who are you? You are not me. YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!
Aw, it looks like someone wants some attention! Yes you do, yes you do!
M0rp43vs: If evolution was true, wouldn't it mean that we could shake of global warming and the world would merely adapt to the temperature like if a man in the artic migrates to the dessert?
If I tossed a coin one million times, would there be an instance that it lan on it side, and the number of heads would be equal to thee number of tails?
Would most people still go to the escapist if there was no zero punctuation or forums?
The Probability of the coin landing on it's side is already small enough, the probability of the coin landing on it's side while the number of heads and tails are equal is even smaller, so i wouldn't say that it would definitely happen even if you tossed it a million times. You are going the right way however, considering that the relative variation should statistically become smaller the more you repeat the experiment, while this doesn't increase the probability of the coin landing on it's side, it does increase the chance of the number of heads being equal to the number of tails.
M0rp43vs: If evolution was true, wouldn't it mean that we could shake of global warming and the world would merely adapt to the temperature like if a man in the artic migrates to the dessert?
The problem with global warming isn't that we will die from it. The problem is it will cause oceans to rise, causing entire cities to become submerged. The weather will also become more violent, causing more disasters. Alas, we will survive, but we will be in for one hell of a ride.
My question time!
Why does Microsoft continually forget the PC users that allowed them to rise to the top by releasing games only for the Xbox?
ANTI-SANTA: The voices. Talking, screaming, shouting, yelling but never actually saying anything. Crying out to me. KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL! Voices of god calling out to me. Controlling my hands. The knife is sharp and slices cleanly through the meat. Seperating the eternal bond of bone and flesh and blood. The blood pools and runs cold. I bath init. Running through my hair. I cut and slice and dice until the face is no longer my own. Twisted and monsterous... who are you? You are not me. YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!
Aw, it looks like someone wants some attention! Yes you do, yes you do!
No. Thats just what runs through my head after listening to Canibal Corpse for five hours.
smuttbullen: What started the Big bang? (I myself believe in the Big Bang theory)
My guess is that it acts on a cycle i.e eventually the universe will stop expanding and start to contract, till eventually it causes a 'big bang'. But I'm no physicist...
If they make another Super Smash Bros. game, then Jigglypuff should not be included. Neither should Sonic. But Snake can stay. Does this belong in this forum?
Oh, my GAWD I hate to admit it...but I've actually had that thought before!
L.B. Jeffries: I think aliens are human beings from thousands of years in the future, traveling back in time to study us. It's the only rational explanation I can come up with for why they wouldn't invade or make contact. No matter how you shake it, for an alien species to travel all the way here and just take some photos is a bit odd.
The thing is...when I think that, I start wondering what their relationship with the past is at all. Is it like Stapledon and they just relish the experience of their ancestors? Or does it go deeper? What if they're facing some cataclysmic end to the planet, like the sun exploding, and there is nowhere to run? I don't believe in hyperspace or things like that, I'm of the rather negative opinion that we'll never be able to travel outside our galaxy. Do they travel back in time and inhabit our bodies? Do they literally reincarnate themselves over and over, trying to improve the fabric of society, so that one day we can escape our cataclysmic doom?
Well, all the probing makes me think that maybe there's been some kind of easily transmissable form of anal cancer discovered...
MarkusAurelius9: got another one, slightly matrix flavoured.....
What is defined as real? Can you prove conclusively that this is real, and NOT some figment of my imagination? Is someone else's viewpoint as valid as mine? is that person real? Is this all a dream/ nightmare of the indidvidual's own making? that's one for the midnight number 2 visits.
If you go to Issendai's rant list, she'd got an interesting take on Matrix-style reality...if that's what "freedom" is, who would want it? What would be the advantages to it? Who in thier right mind would choose Zion over the Matrix? You should see the eyes pop when you trot that one out in company. Is freedom worth it? People hate having to really think about "real" freedom as opposed to "percieved freedom". (And usually cop-out of the argument by saying "But the Matrix was just a movie.")
jjdes:
Iron Mal: Is there actually any way to give yourself super powers? And I'm not just talking about the idiotic 'accidental' excuses like rolling around in toxic waste or being caught in a nuclear bomb test.
yes... Siphilus can make you feel as if you are verging upon the all knowing...who knows, you just may be...but then you die.
Um...most people do, in fact, get Syphilis by accident.
MarkusAurelius9: got another one, slightly matrix flavoured.....
What is defined as real? Can you prove conclusively that this is real, and NOT some figment of my imagination? Is someone else's viewpoint as valid as mine? is that person real? Is this all a dream/ nightmare of the indidvidual's own making? that's one for the midnight number 2 visits.
Also, If heaven is above and hell is below, what does that make current plane of existence? Not religious, but i believe it would be Purgatory.... Think about it
No this is the real world. Just go back to being a battery for robots who have been robbed of their sunlight and now have to use humans as batteries.
If you think asbout it, wouldn't the robots just clear the skies themselves?
...on second thought, then there woudn't be a concept for the matrix...
Why, oh WHY doesn't Nintendo put out that external hard-drive for the Wii? with 360 graphics it would be the best system out there, period.
If you are on a train that goes at the same speed as a bullet, and someone else on said train shoots at you, would the bullet leave the gun?
Also why, if natural selection exists (and I'm pretty sure it does), does healthy food taste worse than junk food? Surely the human body would reject whats bad for it...
Khedive Rex: If you force fed someone iron dietary supplements for like 2 months straight could you then completely own them with a magnet?
Far before that they would die of Metal Poisoning. Same goes for Deuterium water. [Heavy Water] (Deuterium is an isotope of Hydrogen; it is identical in all characteristics except it's double the weight). You could drink Heavy Water, but after a while once your body absorbs it, your body chemisty would change because now the most important part (%85 of human=water) is now much heavier.
the monopoly guy:
Xhumed:
The_root_of_all_evil:
smuttbullen:
[quote]Another crazy thought, is it actually possible to die of laughter?
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*DIES*
I don't get it...
That's the joke from the "Funniest Joke in the Universe" skit from Monty Python.
Why do Non-Facing polygons in video games (or 3D Programs for that matter) dissappear?
NinjaDwarf: If you are on a train that goes at the same speed as a bullet, and someone else on said train shoots at you, would the bullet leave the gun?
Yes.
If the bullet were being fired in the same direction as the train was moving, then the bullet would be moving twice its normal speed, but would appear to be moving at its regular speed by those in the train.
If the bullet were fired in the opposite direction, then it would not move, since the opposing forces would cancel out, but would appear to leave the gun at its normal speed by those on the train as the train moves away from the bullet.
Basically, yes, the bullet would always leave the gun if shot on the train.
I think people are really stupid to assume that every alien species we encounter will be technologically superior to us.
My goal in life is to become a supervillain.
I think fat people are icky.
I cannot figure out how retarded people fit into society. I think it is irresponsible to let them marry one another. But I can't imagine anyone seriously considering a lifetime relationship with a retarded person.
I think if you have a genetic disease you should be sterilized at birth.
I think after a woman has given birth to two living children she should be sterilized.
I think it should be illegal for teenagers to have children. Government mandated abortions/adoptions.
I think there is nothing sacred about Human life. Just more meat creatures.
Given the chance I would gladly become a cyborg.
Even better would be a brain in a tube with control of a robot army.
((I think if this post is any indication I am fully qualified to be a supervillain. Wow I'm fucked up.))
If evolution was true, wouldn't it mean that we could shake of global warming and the world would merely adapt to the temperature like if a man in the artic migrates to the dessert?
If I tossed a coin one million times, would there be an instance that it lan on it side, and the number of heads would be equal to thee number of tails?
Would most people still go to the escapist if there was no zero punctuation or forums?