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Gone Gonzo Posts: 6543 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 | |
Beat Writer Posts: 169 Joined: 30 Jun 2008 | I know this may be a relatively easy one, but... I'm calling that the DC vs. Mortal Kombat game is going to set a new precedent in bad video games. |
Beat Writer Posts: 215 Joined: 2 Jun 2008 |
Are you American? Most people here would consider it common knowledge that Hawaii became the 50th state in 1959. Anyway, I remembered more predictions. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1168 Joined: 6 Jun 2008 |
If that happens I Call that Sony will be the company discontinuing their console (much to many pathetic fanboy's distress). |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3903 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 |
At least according to every history class and Book I ever read... |
Muckraker Posts: 243 Joined: 21 Jun 2008 |
Home is going to be free we've known that almost as long as there have been rumors |
Muckraker Posts: 243 Joined: 21 Jun 2008 |
Ha Ha. I'd have to agree with that first one but the second one sounds more like Ratchet & Clank My Call: that there will be another Halo made but it will be a prequel (don't ask me why but it feels like it might, and i also heard it not to long ago somewhere on the internet) My Call: whenever Resistance 3 comes out (mabey PS4) depending on the number of people who have PS3/PS4 at the time it may outsell Halo 3 (its a longshot but i think it would be sooooooooo funny to rub in all the Xbox fanboy's faces) |
Press Junketeer Posts: 480 Joined: 22 Mar 2008 |
You are assuming that he is automatically born in Hawaii. I'm saying, records can be fabricated. I'm saying it could be a cover-up. I'm saying that what he claims to be his place of origin should be under some scrutiny, because he is not "black", but the son of a white woman and a half-black man from Africa. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 514 Joined: 23 May 2008 | I usually make predictions on mystery movies or games I'm playing in and I'm fairly accurate, much to the dismay of anyone running the game (this is for pen and paper RPGs when I'm playing in someone's game.) or trying to watch the movie with me. I can also predict most people's actions based on a bit of psychology. I can also predict dice to a limited degree. |
Muckraker Posts: 322 Joined: 20 Mar 2008 |
Good call, but it was more like "Hope so" then "lawl"... In any case, I highly doubt the expansion pack will ruin the game for anyone, except the most hardcore players. Which make up a small percentage. Gotta remember, the game is designed for casual players. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 6543 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 |
Who do you think makes this game? I thought for sure that Resistance would have some sillyness to it |
Muckraker Posts: 344 Joined: 12 Apr 2008 | I Call the OJ Simson with proced to write a book titled "If I wrote it" P.S. Damn basterd used to live in the same nieghbor hood it made walking my dog feel like a death scentence. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1582 Joined: 29 Mar 2008 | I predicted everyone would get pissy about version 4.0, damn its fun being right Ok, all of these are 100% canon and will happen Duke Nukem Forever demos will be packaged with Chinese Democracy Shooters will start having voice recognition software built in, enabiling you to interact with NPCs with your voice, possibly even to solve puzzles They will remake the following massively successful games and take away all their wacky charm: |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3027 Joined: 8 May 2008 | Firefox will become more dominant than IE in 5 years. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 685 Joined: 11 May 2008 | I call that even the fourth version of the IPhone won't resolve all the issues with the current models I call that Microsoft will eventually allow third party companies make hardware for the XBox 360 (like a Blu-Ray player, etc.) but that it WON'T be any time soon, or announced at E3, or perhaps not even until the next console generation. I call that eventually basic internet will be just as free as normal radio. I call that within this millennium, we will either find signs of life out in space, or even make contact with said life, and knowing how terribly arrogant we can be, I'm pretty sure we're gonna fuck that one up as well. |
Beat Writer Posts: 215 Joined: 2 Jun 2008 | Seeing as we're getting much more general: I call that the human population will eventually stabilize around 3 billion. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1582 Joined: 29 Mar 2008 | i call this thread will be found by the idiots of the future and we will be worshipped as prophets like nostrodamus |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2984 Joined: 20 Dec 2007 | I call that we'll run out of oil and gas sooner than we think. I call that McCain will win the election not because of his ideology or whatever, but because Obama is pretty much screwed since the democrats have been fighting amongst themselves for so long - giving the majority to McCain pretty much, since those who wanted Hillary are either not going to vote, or will vote for Obama (if they aren't worried about "being a traitor") - or just vote for McCain since they don't like Obama. I call that when we are in a gas and or oil crisis, people will still bitch and moan and protest, hoping things will change overnight, instead of trying to adapt by getting a hybrid or putting some effort into converting to biodiesel or Natural Gas (which is free since it's in your house) - or simply trying to drive less. I call that Nostradamus will be right, and that the Iraq war will last 20 more years (this includes if we go into Iran).
Ah, well since we're all talking about games I'll post a few. I call the middle ground to the statement I quoted - Fable 2 won't live up to promises very much, but, it won't suck as much as we all thought it would. I Call that Call of Duty 5 will not suck - it won't sell well because people are just that way and judge "books" by covers and assume it will suck - but it won't. I call that Bethesda will fuck up Fallout 3, but it will get equal amounts of praise and hatred. Hatred from those who love fallout, hatred from those who hated Oblivion, and lots of praise from those who absolutely loved Oblivion and haven't played the previous TES games, or a previous Fallout game. I call that Halo 4 will be Episodic and won't focus on the chief - and with each episode expands to current Halo 3 multiplayer. I call that Crytek won't pull it's head out of their ass. Ever. Crysis warhead may do better than Crysis did, but it still won't meet Cryteks commercial expectations because people will still hate the game for the wrong reasons, and those who own good computers but know jack shit about computers, won't get it and say their PC can't run it, just because by looking at the box they will assume it can't run it - even though People have tweaked Crysis enough to get it running on the nVidia 6 series cards. I call that Piracy will continue getting blown out of proportion, but only on games, and that the industry will eventually make PC gaming so annoying and tedious that the copy protection will hurt the industry more than it tried to help it. I hope to God this doesn't happen but from recent headlines in the past few weeks it certainly looks that way, especially with the False Prophet Crytek. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3027 Joined: 8 May 2008 | I call that there will be fanboys of the next consoles and many will have been fanboys of previous systems. |
Paperboy Posts: 21 Joined: 9 May 2008 | i call that Bioware will make KOTOR 3 and it will redefine rpg on the console...(we will most likely have died by then, and the human race will have regressed in intelligence, so it wont matter) i call that Yahtzee will crucify (insert game here) this week and the audience will clamor for more blood, unless he gets an update on Portal 2. Richard Garriot and Peter Molinoux will be locked in a death cage together and promise the world to the audience. whoever delivers on what they say, walks away. bets will be split 50/50 |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 685 Joined: 11 May 2008 |
I also call that these idiots will stumble upon your post and label you as "Doki The Non Believer" or some other name in a similar fashion. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1930 Joined: 15 Jun 2008 | I call that tyranids will not be a playable faction in DoW II until after at least one expansion (not counting mods). |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2185 Joined: 4 Nov 2007 |
And the king shall return to his glorious throne, flanked by his two hands: I'm just saying, I called it. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2984 Joined: 20 Dec 2007 |
I call that the sky will be blue tomorrow morning. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3027 Joined: 8 May 2008 |
I bet mine is more likely. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2185 Joined: 4 Nov 2007 |
Wrong! It will also be several shades ranging from red to orange to purple. |
Muckraker Posts: 321 Joined: 20 Mar 2008 | I call that all of the accountants of the wealthy but stupid (e.g. Paris Hilton, etc.) will syphon off millions of dollars of their money, but never tell them. I call that advertising agencies will develop an ad so irritating that someone will hunt down and punch the ad developers. I call that by 2065 there will be a way to automatically block ex-Xbox 360 Players (only the idiots, not all players) and all prepubescent gamers. I call that when someone makes a game better than portal, they will either be hailed as a deity or killed by fanboys of any console that it does not get released on. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3027 Joined: 8 May 2008 |
That is already true its called Halo 3. Subjective opinion strikes again! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1465 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | I'm making the call right now. In five years, water will be more expensive than oil. Here's another call right now. Amy Winehouse will find God and stay clean. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 63 Joined: 15 Dec 2007 | God, where to start here? Okay, first up a reply: Defcon, Project Origin isn't a FEAR expansion, it's Monolith's next game (they just aren't allowed to call it FEAR, but they're completely ignoring the expansions anyway). Now, onto the calls: Bungie will not bother making a fourth game in the series, Halo or otherwise. They'll eventually make another FPS in the same vein, with tie-ins and winks to their previous works, but will continue to claim it's a "seperate universe, just similar". This is what they've always done, since Pathways into Darkness and even Minotaur (Marathon 2 had a Halo ring in it; Marathon Infinity had the race of Cthulu-esque gods to which Pathways' boss belonged - who destroyed the universe in the secret ending; the Marathon guy was Mjolnir-class, while the Mjolnir hammer itself showed up in Minotaur; Oni featured references to Cortana and Blam!, Halo's developement codename). As a side-note, Master Chief can't be the Marathon guy, because he's a Mk5/Mk6 and the Marathon guy is a Mk4, who left the solar system with the launch of the Marathon about 50 years prior to the events in Halo, and that's assuming that it's the same universe (does anyone know if Mars still has both its moons in the Halo series? If not, one of them is now the Marathon). Some shorter calls: - WoW will never be 'toppled', despite better games coming out at an increasing rate. With time it'll just slowly peter out, like Evercrack did. - We'll run out of uranium by 2030, tops, not 2050. - Much of that will be because it was converted into weapons-grade uranium instead of electricity (these are inversely proportional in any nuclear power plant). - Independant games will take a decent marketshare off the big boys, because they don't cost an arm and a leg, they don't have shite copy protection (Bioshock sits patiently in my closet awaiting my purchase of a new machine) and gameplay-wise are just as good as major releases. - The length of my article hitting critical mass, I will implode and finally shu- |
Muckraker Posts: 322 Joined: 20 Mar 2008 |
Haha matter of opinion. You can't really compare the games, Shooter vs. Portal. But for me, the fun factor is way over anything Halo 3 could give me. Plus, who doesn't love the ridiculous dark humor? |
Muckraker Posts: 243 Joined: 21 Jun 2008 |
I know they are both made by Insomniac. My Call: We will all eventually die |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2742 Joined: 8 May 2008 |
I call that people will not shut up about who will choose who the be their vice president, they don't choose until the convetion so please shut the hell up! Oh yea and its not, NOT going to be Hillary. I predict that if raptors attack America, florida will be the first to go...unless they are repelled by the smell of old people and disney characters. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 6543 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 | I call that eventually, the entire American economy will be built around Windows and The Simspons, due to constant military bungling, while the Australian Economy will be fourth to the Chinese, the European and the Japanese. I call that the trend started by Battlefield : Bad Company won't continue strongly. I predict we'll see World War III in the next 50 years. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3027 Joined: 8 May 2008 ![]() | |
I call that people will claim that Obama is muslim, that he is part of a conspiracy to bring down the United States, that he comes from a family of criminals, and that he is the antichrist.
Oh wait.
Check out his Snopes page for these and more lies on Barrack Obama.