But they would have trouble with my cerebral bore! Ah, how I loved that gun.

Bravo on finding a picture of a Velociraptor in a battle power suit, by the way.

Johnn Johnston:

Kovash86:
Ninja wizard polar bears. With laser eyes and guns, and giant robots.

No, simply call upon...

The Transformers!

But the transformers are notoriously incompetent in combat, even their best fighter sucks in comparison to any decent human in a mech, also the transformers did fight against a raptor, in the Beast Wars series his name was Dinobot, he died, twice. Which oddly enough is still less times than Optimus Prime died in that series, which is WAY WAY less than Waspinator (or Wasp in Transformers animated.) Oh yeah I also forgot when Megatron started making raptor clones to kill the humans with, they got wiped out when the humans discovered a rock on a stick can kill the raptor clones.

You're just trying to kill my velociraptor fun now, aren't you?

Yes, because that's how I have fun. I'm a fun vampire.

I'm just about to write up an overall report of my findings. Stay tuned guys. Also, any velocoraptor experiences or survival skills would be helpful.

I once survived a 'raptor attack after an eventful meeting with Dr. John Hammond. He told me he had a new business venture, and I naively agreed to check it out...

Johnn Johnston:
I once survived a 'raptor attack after an eventful meeting with Dr. John Hammond. He told me he had a new business venture, and I naively agreed to check it out...

http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=You%20survived%20a%20velociraptor%20attack

Why, yes. Yes I have.

http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=55G%20-%20Your%20Face%20Is%20Still%20Mildly%20Intact

Dr. Hammond is a dick, I went through the same crap and didn't get any compensation....

I got mauled by a dinosaur and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.

But it's covered in blood and dinosaur spittle.

No, you also got medical bills. I was smart enough to hide where they wouldn't go: The main storage freezer near the docks, took forever for anyone to find me though. Thankfully I had a radio so I could call for help, fat lotta good it did me, I still spent 3 days in there.

Tough break, man...

Hey, are anyone other than me and Kovash actually reading this thread?

I tried, I honestly did, but I got lost after the third or fourth page.

Mr Randall Munroe has saved us all by pointing out the shape of things to come.

Surrender now, or sing for absolution!

(Yes, there be song titles in there. Why? I felt like it. So shut up and dance.)

Why are people comparing these things to jesus or chuck norris?
We've made worse thing than them extinct.
But of course, human adaptivity will mean man will eventually conquer them and they'll be no better than live stock.
If this hypothetical were to come true, expect to see velociraptors that fit in women's hand bag or seeing eye raptors or maybe some pet raptors or raptor pony rides. and let us not forget KFV (kentucky fried velociraptor)

M0rp43vs:
Why are people comparing these things to jesus or chuck norris?
We've made worse thing than them extinct.
But of course, human adaptivity will mean man will eventually conquer them and they'll be no better than live stock.
If this hypothetical were to come true, expect to see velociraptors that fit in women's hand bag or seeing eye raptors or maybe some pet raptors or raptor pony rides. and let us not forget KFV (kentucky fried velociraptor)

Of course they will lead the blind... to their dooms! Velociraptors have no compation and know no love. Maybe that's the reason they hate us so? Because we have a heart (cries)

PurpleRain:

Of course they will lead the blind... to their dooms! Velociraptors have no compation and know no love. Maybe that's the reason they hate us so? Because we have a heart (cries)

Except me the robit *Three Stooges wooping*

PurpleRain:

M0rp43vs:
Why are people comparing these things to jesus or chuck norris?
We've made worse thing than them extinct.
But of course, human adaptivity will mean man will eventually conquer them and they'll be no better than live stock.
If this hypothetical were to come true, expect to see velociraptors that fit in women's hand bag or seeing eye raptors or maybe some pet raptors or raptor pony rides. and let us not forget KFV (kentucky fried velociraptor)

Of course they will lead the blind... to their dooms! Velociraptors have no compation and know no love. Maybe that's the reason they hate us so? Because we have a heart (cries)

Yummy tasty hearts....mmmm.... that's good animal muscle right there.

Hey, If the CIA and government bigwigs can brainwash us to comform and love christ(Issa if your're a muslim like me) without us knowing, hell, these guys would be slim pickings.Scientists are probably already growing these babies in tubes to be used against enemies of their country.

M0rp43vs:
Hey, If the CIA and government bigwigs can brainwash us to comform and love christ(Issa if your're a muslim like me) without us knowing, hell, these guys would be slim pickings.Scientists are probably already growing these babies in tubes to be used against enemies of their country.

I don't conform to any religion, what does that mean in that world of yours?

That you have resisted..... Oh crap that means they can too.

I would stab them in the neck, Turok style! but before i would put some meet near the hip hop crowd, so the Velociraptor would eat them.