Whats been your best 'Thats what she said...' moment?

Eg,
(Person) "It's too small"
(Another person) "Thats what she said"

Friend (F): Dude, it wont fit
Me (M): Thats what she said
F: That was a good one!
M: Thats what she said
F: Even better!
M: Thats what she said
F: Stop now im busy (he was building something)
M: ...*Thinks*... Thats what she said
F: Seriously, not in the mood
M: Thats what she said
F: Stop it, thats freaky
M: Thats what she said
F: im calling the cops...
M: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
F: GET YOUR HANDS OFF-

M: at this point... she was also silent...

Ultrajoe:
Friend (F): Dude, it wont fit
Me (M): Thats what she said
F: That was a good one!
M: Thats what she said
F: Even better!
M: Thats what she said
F: Stop now im busy (he was building something)
M: ...*Thinks*... Thats what she said
F: Seriously, not in the mood
M: Thats what she said
F: Stop it, thats freaky
M: Thats what she said
F: im calling the cops...
M: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
F: GET YOUR HANDS OFF-

M: at this point... she was also silent...

heh heh. nice combo there UltraJoe. i'll try to remember one of my own,

Lord Harrab:

heh heh. nice combo there UltraJoe. i'll try to remember one of my own,

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As soon as I saw this, I thought of this:

PurpleRain:
As soon as I saw this, I thought of this:

Nah, has to be this one:

Those arm movements must go with every mention of the phrase "That's what she said".

A friend of mine tells me that on a trip with his swimming team a teammate of his who was lactose intolerant was about to eat a plate full of fettuccine alfredo when he uttered this little gem.

"It looks so delicious and creamy, and there's so much of it too! But I forgot to take my pill."

At that time THE WHOLE TEAM simultaneously said "that's what she said". Epic, truly epic.

That one strip sums op XKCD so well. Simple, and funny.

This is possibly the greatest "That's What She Said!" clip ever. So many innuendoes, and none of the characters notice it.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0XcxrWc7M

A friend of mine was taking a test and he finished before everyone else as he was handing it in someone saw him and yelled out "Your finished already?!" At which point every guy in the class yelled out "Thats what she said!"

Dang, I've been beaten to both of the xkcd comics.

Johnn Johnston:
That one strip sums op XKCD so well. Simple, and funny.

This is possibly the greatest "That's What She Said!" clip ever. So many innuendoes, and none of the characters notice it.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0XcxrWc7M

...I've been on the interwebs for several years and I have yet to have seen that...Plucking thank you

in chemistry my teacher was talking about kevlar vests saying "its really hard but still flexible (starts trying to put the kevlar back in the vest) and it would really help if i could get back in here"
finally beat the guy beside me to a good one
also after that he quoted a movie shouting "KEVLAR BITTCHH" just as the kids coming up into the school next year walked by

the best time i can think of was in gym class,we had this substitute teacher with the griddiest voice,anyway we were doing sprints inside the gym when mr.Dom says "switch!" of course,becuase of his weird voice everyone thought he said"STOP!" so everyone stops running.a minute later,the teachers aide Zak yells "DON'T STOP!KEEP GOING!" when my friend T.J. yells,"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"(this only made funnier by the fact that across the gym were like thirty girls that just looked at him.)

I was thinking this last night when I was trying to get my headphones to sound balanced.

"Well, It started off good enough, but I noticed as it was getting twords the climax it wasn't as loud as it should have been..."

Yeah, I put too much effort into making that one work...
(That's what she said)

My friend and I were watching TV when all of a sudden my other friend came in and said stop watching me go at it. thats when me, my friend,my dad said exactly at the same time That's What She Said.

After every Thats what she said you must say "bow chicka bow wow".

It's the LAW

shatnershaman:
After every Thats what she said you must say "bow chicka bow wow".

It's the LAW

Or "oom chicka oom chicka" at the very least.

Anyhow, me and my father have a bit of a variation of the "That's what she said" bit instead saying "Story of your life." when something negatively sexual can be referenced, for example:

Me and my folks were at a restaurant, and for some reason the three of us insist on blowing the straw wrappers at each other trying to catch each other off guard. Now my father hits me in the chest when i wasn't looking, which prompted me to immediately retaliate, however the wrapper didn't shoot off, but bent down and to the side. Seeing this my father quickly replied "Awe, story of your life isn't it?"

Make sense?

Isaac Dodgson:
Anyhow, me and my father have a bit of a variation of the "That's what she said" bit instead saying "Story of your life." when something negatively sexual can be referenced, for example:

Me and my folks were at a restaurant, and for some reason the three of us insist on blowing the straw wrappers at each other trying to catch each other off guard. Now my father hits me in the chest when i wasn't looking, which prompted me to immediately retaliate, however the wrapper didn't shoot off, but bent down and to the side. Seeing this my father quickly replied "Awe, story of your life isn't it?"

Make sense?

Perfect sense... that's bloody BRILLIANT!!!
Unfortunatly I don't have any stories of my own (at least not that I can remember). "That's what she said" is abit old with me and my friends.

Isaac Dodgson:

shatnershaman:
After every Thats what she said you must say "bow chicka bow wow".

It's the LAW

Or "oom chicka oom chicka" at the very least.

Anyhow, me and my father have a bit of a variation of the "That's what she said" bit instead saying "Story of your life." when something negatively sexual can be referenced, for example:

Me and my folks were at a restaurant, and for some reason the three of us insist on blowing the straw wrappers at each other trying to catch each other off guard. Now my father hits me in the chest when i wasn't looking, which prompted me to immediately retaliate, however the wrapper didn't shoot off, but bent down and to the side. Seeing this my father quickly replied "Awe, story of your life isn't it?"

Make sense?

Story of my life. (cries)

We use: "Awwww, cannot get your ship out?"
Instead of the "Story of my life" thing.

I've never heard anyone use "That's what she said".
But then, I'm Dutch.
Still, not on a forum or in a chat either.

Vortigar:
We use: "Awwww, cannot get your ship out?"
Instead of the "Story of my life" thing.

I've never heard anyone use "That's what she said".
But then, I'm Dutch.
Still, not on a forum or in a chat either.

WHAT?! You have been deprived of days of combined fun.

Anyway, I always use it in the insanely sarcastic way of doing it when someone says something that could not possibly be construed as sexually.
Example:
My friend: "Dude, you want a bag of Doritos?"
Me: "That's what she said last night!"
My friend: "What the hell?"

Or when someone says something that would be considered that opposite of something you would brag about in an excited way and then pretend to realize what I just said and go "Wait.... Crap...." or "-exasperated sigh-"
Example:

My friend: "Get out, you failure!"
Me: "That's what she said last night! ........Wait.......... -_- Damn it..."
(WARNING: My friends aren't really that mean to me.)

I don't have a particular one to talk about... Wait, no; I do. Though, I didn't actually say anything, I just started laughing.

My friend(referring to playing "Guitar Hero" After helping my other friend by doing the wammy-bar part for him): "Yeah, I am really good at moving it up and down, I can do it really fast; I can even do it by myself.
Me: -laughing my head off-
My second friend: -catches on in the middle and starts laughing-
My friend: What? What are you laughing about? -realizes what he has just said- Oh, you're sick.

Now I realize that to some that may not seem sexually to you, but I had making thinly-veiled sex jokes all day and I had the mindset of finding sexual things in everyday activities.

Friend: Oh my GOD it taste so good!
Me: Thats what she said.

Unfortunatly I was stupid enough to say it in front of my ex (who was my girlfriend at the time) and got slapped "sniff".

In my family we have this tradition, but for some reason, we use bishops and actresses (or other prominent people, like royalty and such.) Examples:

"That's a big one"
"...as the actress said to the bishop"

Or...

"You're soaking wet!"
"...as the bishop said to the actress"

A friend annoying someone in class...
"How far do you think I can push it before something happens?"
"That's what SHE said!" (I even incorporated the XKCD arm movements)

My friend remembers this one:
"I don't think I can fit this into my mouth the long way..."

And I remember this one...
"I'm not going to be able to fit my hand around that."

Friend: Wow you are good at that.
Me: That's what she said
Friend: Just stop that
Me: That's what she said
Friend: Get out
Me: That's what she said

thses jokes jsut aren't a sport when someone is playing Ninja Gaiden Black

"god this is hard"
"that's what she said"
"god this is hard"
"that's what she said"
"god this is hard"
"that's what she said"
"god this is hard"
"that's what she said"
"would you stop that"
"that's what she said"
"you keep doing the same thing over and over, is that all you can do?"
"that's what she said"
"leave"
"that's what she said"
"I'm calling the cops"
"that's what she said"
"don't make me hurt you"
"that's what sh-" (punched in the gut)

...that was an actual conversation

for more fun, wait till some Jehova's Witnesses come by your place

"and he cried to god"
"that's what she said"
"what?!?"

"You're not in a hurry are you?"
*I nod, meaning that I am*
"ok, well this is a short one"
"that's what she said"

shatnershaman:
After every Thats what she said you must say "bow chicka bow wow".

It's the LAW

so what your saying is do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP4s4fWyoW0
-lol

"Okay those are way to big"- Friend refferring to another friends rims

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID" -me

I was in gym class and a tall kid bumps into another kid
Kid 1: Wilson, your large stature is hurting me
Wilson: Thats what she said

Evilbunny:
A friend of mine tells me that on a trip with his swimming team a teammate of his who was lactose intolerant was about to eat a plate full of fettuccine alfredo when he uttered this little gem.

"It looks so delicious and creamy, and there's so much of it too! But I forgot to take my pill."

At that time THE WHOLE TEAM simultaneously said "that's what she said". Epic, truly epic.

That is the funniest thing I have ever read. I can not stop laughing.

I was trying to put my laptop into my fiancee's backpack, and it was way to big to fit. Naturally I said,

"Damn, I can't get it in, it is too big."

My father replied, "That's what she said."

"No one has ever complained about it's size before," was my reply...

at my bday my friend was eating ice cream cake and said

"this is gonna make my hands all sticky."

me-"thats what she said"

"In the hole!"-Gallery
"That's what she said" Tiger Woods

My mate was eating a sandwich once and some of the maonaise inside dribbled onto his ceek, we laughed at this but then he says 'god, it's all over my face'

to which i replied 'that's what she said!', with arm movements, this caused him to laugh and spray bits of sandwich all over the table, then a girl walks past and says 'Chris, you've got it everywhere' and we both said 'that's what she said!'at the same time, we didn't stop laughing for quite a few minutes!

I'm in band, and in the middle of class, one of the Trumpets was having a hard time with his first valve, so he says

Friend: it needs to be lubed

Me: that's what she said

*queue the entire band laughing and me reciving an evil glare from the Director*

some of my friends and I were sitting around in the basement. the conversation turned into this.

Friend 1(F1): Christ! That thing was so big and slimy.
Me: Thats what she said.
Friend 2: Dude, you say that way too much.
Me: Thats what she said.
F2: That doesn't really work in this situation.
Me: Thats what she said.
Friend 3: Ok, that one was actually pretty good.
Me: Thats what she said.
F1: If you don't stop we're all going to kick you in the shins.
Me: (a moment's thought, then in sing songy voice) Thats what she saaaid.
(Cue six sharp kicks to the shins.)

I really over use thats what she said, but this is the only good one I can remember right now.