You meet a powerful genie, who offer you three wishes...
There's only three rules.

1. You can't undo wishes.

2. You can't wish more wishes.

3. You can't show or tell your wishes to others.

What would you wish for?

I wish that all these threads would go away.

Or, the Cyanide an Happiness standard

Person: VIDEO GAMES!

*plays*

Genie : What are your other two-

Person: FUCK OFF!

1. An Xbox 360.
2. Some games.
3. No need for eating, drinking or sleep.

1. Dylan Coles (pretty sure thats his name) inFamous Powers
2. Nathan Hales Weapons and his Hammerspace
3. Kratos's Magic and weapons

1. Control over Reality itself
2. Immortality...yeah I want to become insane and bored all at once
3. Omnipotence

Not really sure why, I know all three will blow up in my face but I hardly care

1. Psychic abilities
2. Money (and lots of it)
3. World Peace

Hells yeah.

Well if we can't tell anyone our wishes, how can we post? : p

I want the cash equivalent of $314,159,265,358.98 after all applicable taxes of legal Canadian currency in a secure bank account which I have the password for, but to withdraw more than $100K, required retinal and fingerprint biometric identification in person at a registered bank.

Next I want to be immune to illness, injury, or aging (ie, nearly identical to Hancock's powers) until such time I decide to end my life by placing my left index finger up my right nostril and my right index finger up my left nostril, sing the lyrics to "Still Alive" while spinning in a circle, then fall on my back. Odds of doing THAT by accident, or having that particular achilles heel found out, Sho Shmall.

Lastly, controllable super muscles. Speed, strength, endurance, and physical health all far beyond mere mortals, on demand.

1: Burger
2: Fries
3: some cola

Khell_Sennet:
Well if we can't tell anyone our wishes, how can we post? : p

I want the cash equivalent of $314,159,265,358.98 after all applicable taxes of legal Canadian currency in a secure bank account which I have the password for, but to withdraw more than $100K, required retinal and fingerprint biometric identification in person at a registered bank.

Next I want to be immune to illness, injury, or aging (ie, nearly identical to Hancock's powers) until such time I decide to end my life by placing my left index finger up my right nostril and my right index finger up my left nostril, sing the lyrics to "Still Alive" while spinning in a circle, then fall on my back. Odds of doing THAT by accident, or having that particular achilles heel found out, Sho Shmall.

Lastly, controllable super muscles. Speed, strength, endurance, and physical health all far beyond mere mortals, on demand.

Until now...now we know how to kill you

1. Every single game and game console that exist and ever will.
2. Eternal youth.
3. Not needing to eat, drink or sleep. Although still able to if I want.

Khell_Sennet:
Next I want to be immune to illness, injury, or aging (ie, nearly identical to Hancock's powers) until such time I decide to end my life by placing my left index finger up my right nostril and my right index finger up my left nostril, sing the lyrics to "Still Alive" while spinning in a circle, then fall on my back. Odds of doing THAT by accident, or having that particular achilles heel found out, Sho Shmall.

I lol'd

1. A Lawyer.
2. Money for the lawyer's fee.
3. The lawyer will write the third wish for me.

1. World peace
2. To meet my true love (if that turns out to be either myself or money I am going to feel pretty cheated)
3. Telekinesis

1. I wish I had a six pack (working on it right now).
2. I wish there were no rules.
3. I wish for infinate wishes.

Or if you make that second one against the rules:

1. I wish I had a six pack.
2. I wish for world peace.
3. I wish for an end for world hunger.
(ha I'm a good guy)

Or if the wishes had consequenses:

1. I wish my wishes, including this one, had no consequenses.(get rid of the six pack, I can do that by myself)
2. I wish for world peace.
3. I wish for an end for world hunger.

Shouldn't this be in the RP?

1. Earth-B-Fixed-quik Spray-On Solution-to-any-problem in a can
2. Ability to Fly
3. Plenty o' cash

The One Below it is Problem-B-Fixed-Quik

Vumsy:
You meet a powerful genie, who offer you three wishes...
There's only three rules.

1. You can't undo wishes.

2. You can't wish more wishes.

3. You can't show or tell your wishes to others.

What would you wish for?

I wish there was no wish rules :p

then I wish for infinite wishes!

Then I could have caboose's orange juice,Master Chiefs armour, a plane, sandwiches,a butler, awesomness!, high speed,blah blah blah.

1) Power over reality itself.

I would then have no need for more wishes, 'cause I control reality.

1. The ability to control the world's supply of fissile material.

Um...that's pretty much all I need. While not as hot a commodity as oil, when you advertise that you control all the uranium and whatnot, people are going to start listening. Think of the possibilities. If you want to, you can mess with the world a great deal buy controlling the uranium supply. While not as widespread as a fuel as petroleum, you can make a hefty sum by blackmailing the world's governments with the threat of nuclear terrorism. You could alter how the world's power is distributed by creating new nuclear powers overnight. Hell, simply selling the stuff legitimately will provide enough income to do pretty much whatever you want. Once I get that, I can make my own wishes come true, and keep the genie as a personal slave for whenever I want to call in the other two wishes.

1. the abilty to summon ginies to GIVE me more wishes. *LOOP HOLE!!!*
2.world peace
3.30 Billion Dollars

A woman to love me. :(

/wrists

1] the ability to create and destroy matter indiscriminately and regardless of complexity while forcing reality to survive regardless of imbalance.
2] Agelessness, at any age which i chose, and the ability to grant and remove said power to anyone/thing item i chose at any time.
3] A girlfriend who can keep up with me. -_-

coke
hookers

more coke and hookers

1.An amazingly good gaming computer that will never go obsolete.
2.A total babe by my side.
3.My own theme music that I can turn on and off whenever I want.

1. To be the best at whatever I try to do no matter what.
2. The power of invisibility
3. That all granters of magic powers were free from granting wishes now and forever.

See that 3rd one is a bit of a cop out, but I don't want no one to wish themselves better than me - plus you get the genie on your side in case he gets pissy about something later.

1. Omnipotence

And after that, I don't really need any wishes. I could basically be my own genie from then on.

first wish: Wish their were no rules to wishing

second wish: wish for infinante wishes

third wish: ice cream

Isaac Dodgson:
Until now...now we know how to kill you

Charade you are Teacher!
/cartman

You may know HOW it works, but will never be able to get me to do it. Besides, as an extra trick to the puzzle, I can't remember song lyrics (or much of anything) when I'm dizzy. Chances of me reciting the song while dizzy, sho shmall.

GloatingSwine:
1. A Lawyer.
2. Money for the lawyer's fee.
3. The lawyer will write the third wish for me.

Bad move kimosabe. Lawyers always leave loopholes to be exploited, it's what they do, to not would be like asking a fish not to touch water. Djinn always exploit loopholes... And third-world labor.

1. Omniscience
2. Eternal Youth (to be ~25 forever)
3. Irresistible charisma (no one can resist my charms)

Yeh, awesomeness...

1. God-like powers.
2. ...
3. Yeah, that's it.

1. For me to become world ruler
2. For the majority of things, especially things I'm really passionate about, to work out perfectly for me (like implementing things as world leader-if everything was perfect, life would be crap)
3. For everyone to maintain good health, and for everything to still be working (knees, hips, bladder etc.) until their death

1. Complete omnipotence.

Then there really is no need for the other two because I'm all powerful and can just do everything myself.

1. A noob exterminator gun
2. The next expansion for Warhammer 40k
3. cookies

1. Endless Supply of Coca Cola
2. End of the Pepsi Bottling Company
3. another Genie. (duh)

the next set of wishes is all Games.. it's just the first two are always on my mind.

Why wish for world peace, I want a piece of the world...

1) I wish I was elected President of the Escapist
2) I wish I was declared Dictator for Life of Earth
3) I wish I really had 2 Super Star Destroyers and 20 Gold Plated Star Destroyers (Now how will you end my reign of tyranny?)

1. Universal Genocide.

That is all.
Or, maybe a bit more humane:
People getting some common sense rammed into them. But then they could end up killing themselves if they're hyperrational.