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Spartan Bannana
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Pirates of the Caribbean
So long and boring, (NO, MUST, RESIST, IT COULD GET ME BANNED) that's what she said (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

Leodiensian
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conqueror Kenny:
I walked out of hellboy when I realised it was about Nazis. Knowing I wouldn't get my money back I decided to see another movie so I picked a screening room at random and I sat and watched Saw.

Hang on. You walked out of Hellboy because it had Nazis in it? Be fair, it wasn't ABOUT Nazis in the same way that Spiderman 3 isn't ABOUT Uncle Ben. It has Nazis IN it, but only really at the start. The main bad guys a Russian.

Lvl 64 Klutz
Gone Gonzo
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I never take a risk in theatres, tickets are so expensive these days, that I do plenty of research before deciding to go see a movie.

I also almost never turn off a movie at home, if I'm not enjoying something, I'll do something else and leave it on as background noise. That being said, there are two movies I had to turn off halfway through.

Ocean's Thirteen: Worst movie sequel ever, and as most know, that says a LOT.
The Rookie: As far as I'm concerned this movie has no ending, it just drags on to eternity.

Smiles
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Joined: 7 Mar 2008

I had to leave the theatre during Titanic because I was crying so hard, and I've still had to leave whenever I've tried to watch it. I have never seen the whole Titanic movie to this day, even though I own it...

I've never walked out of movie just because it was really really bad yet, and I went to see You Don't Mess With The Zohan. I'm am somewhat of a cheapskate, and I paid for the movie so I'm going to watch it, also my friend was with me and she doesnt agree with sneaking into other movies.

ThePoodonkis
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I left Saw and went to see Shark Tales. Both were terrible, but those were the only films at the theater that night.

milomalo
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Joined: 29 Mar 2008

house of the dead... i love zombie movies and all but this was baaaad...

Goenitz
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Joined: 22 Jul 2008

Sex and the City... had to leave my GF in there with her friends. Ill never be swayed by the promise of sex ever again... wait, what did I just say?

Nevermind... im sure ill be walking out of alot more chick-flicks in the future.

Vortigar
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Eyclonus:
Sweeney Todd was a piece of XY Bovinus Excrement

You didn't know it was a musical, am I right?
A couple sitting behind me went "When are they going to stop singing?"
I was sniggering for a good minute because of that one.

Dragon Dynasty has to be the worst stuff ever, I didn't last fifteen minutes into that one. I sat down for something campy and low budget, expecting to have a few good laughs, but it was utterly, unforgivably horrible.

ps.
I enjoyed the live action Street Fighter quite a lot in fact.
And I'm a pretty hardcore fighting gamer...

Goenitz:
Heya!

notthefbi
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Joined: 23 May 2008

I dare you all to find this movie and sit through it

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0810743/

the monopoly guy
Gone Gonzo
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meatloaf231:
I have never actually walked out of a movie.

Heck, I even stayed through the entirety of Ghost Rider.

ha, you think you're tough? I sat through epic movie anddate movie andscary movie 4 in one sitting. I have also managed to sit through a movie on the Sci-Fi channel.

...never again...

I walked out of saw 3 when I realized it was the same shit they're just repeating themselves they've run out of ideas. They're the simpsons of horror movies.

Haliwali
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I don't walk out of movies... then again, I tend to only watch good movies.

PedroSteckecilo
Gone Gonzo
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The only movies I've ever walked out on were Date Movie and Alexander. Both were just SO VERY BAD, but at least Date Movie was shorter.

Nickolai
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The second Dungeons and Dragons movie. My mom rented it for me because this was right after I started getting into fantasy stuff. Looking back on it now, it was really, really bad. Not Alone in the Dark levels, but still pretty bad. The dragon in it was SO BADASS but died because of a plant god. I wish I was making that up.

Getting back to that Dragon Wars shtick last page, I seriously considered watching it, so I looked up a trailer on YouTube. I don't wanna see it anymore...How in the hell could a 15th century army take down 21st technology? Just evacuate who you can, then carpet bomb the area until all that's left is air and cockroaches.

In the same vein, I loved the Eragon novels, but I'm not watching the movie after hearing that the elves don't have pointed ears, and they ignored half the important bits. How could you mess that up?! It boggles the mind.

Have dragons and movies ever worked together?

slowpoke219
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The last movie that was terrible enough for me to walk out of was Alexander. I've seen plenty of bad movies at the theater, but that one takes the cake. I watched for an hour and a half hoping it would get better. Like a previous poster said "Yeah, I get it he's gay" You don't need to show me another hour of Collin Ferral staring lovingly at wangs to get your point across. Although on a plus I did get to see Rosario Dawson buck booty naked and that was all kinds of awesome.

star_topology
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brazuca:
No Country for Old Men. This movie sucks, I simply changed the room to wacht other movie.

Say what? Not flaming, but what's your idea of a good movie?

thebobmaster
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For me, it was the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake, my first attempt at watching HOTD (eventually finished, spending the entire last half laughing my ass off), and my first attempt at watching A View to a Kill (as a James Bond fan, I have to say that movie sucked. Except for Christopher Walken.)

NinjaDwarf
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brazuca:
No Country for Old Men. This movie sucks, I simply changed the room to wacht other movie.

I didn't watch it at the cinema, but that movie was pathetic. I sat all the way through the DVD because the reviews said it was good only for it to have one of those annoying abrupt endings that you don't even see coming.

Anton P. Nym
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I haven't every walked out of a movie because of the movie; I've had to leave a couple of times due to outside stuff (including a medical emergency, yay) but not from the quality of the flick. Part of that is that I'm picky about what I'll watch in the theatre, and part of that is I don't want to abandon a date/group. (And I'm frickin' cheap, come to think of it.)

Still, there's been a few that tempted me; that D&D movie (Jeremy Irons, oh, man, why?), Robocop 3, Alien 3... and the closest I've come is getting up repeatedly during Deep Star Six (a hasty Abyss clone, for those who don't know) to loiter at the concession counter. Man, I got so sick from ODing on popcorn from that...

-- Steve

l33tabix
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all hellboy is about nazis, theres nazis behind everything in fucking hellboy.
but you should have watched the whole movie

meet the spartans is shit
cloverfield is poooorrr
anything by uwe boll is terrible

mathias53
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i walked out of spiderman 3, it was that bad

Khell_Sennet
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Rankaratar:
I liked Cloverfield, had a charm to it even if it was shaky.

A movie that I hate... Ever seen Snakes on a Train or Transmorphers, how about Alien vs Hunter? No? Good, they're all horrible pieces of ass.

I saw a movie, Dragon Wars, recently and it just further proves that dragons and movies should stay very far away from each other. Having a dragon in a movie is fine, hell it's downright awesome. But having a movie revolving around dragons is basically writing 'THIS MOVIE SUCKS' in large bold text on the cover and back.

Snakes on a Train, Transmorphers, etc aren't actually movies. There's this one company that makes a cheap knock-off to all the popular releases in the hopes some suckers buy their discs, the wrong ones. They cost under $100K to produce, suck serious ass, and only still exist because Walmart is in on the scam and purposely stocks them.

As to D-Wars, don't blame the dragon/movie mix, it was a foreign film, blame the idiot foreign directors/writers who ascribe to the Michael Bay school of thought, which is that "americans" want eyecandy, not plot.

Khell_Sennet
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l33tabix:

anything by uwe boll is terrible

Except "In the Name of the King". Not spectacular, but good cast, good acting, and if LoTR didn't raise our expectations on fantasy movies so high, it would have come off better.

rowan-thats-me
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I alomst walked out of epic movie. worst film I've ever seen.
advice to all you americans:kill whoever thought up epic movie, its giving you all a bad name!

Manischewitz
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I've sat through some stinkers but The Aviator was the one that finally got me out of the theater.

lord kamina
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conqueror Kenny:
I walked out of hellboy when I realised it was about Nazis. Knowing I wouldn't get my money back I decided to see another movie so I picked a screening room at random and I sat and watched Saw.

funny enough i loved hellboy because of the Nazi Villains well that and rob perlman

Thais
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The last time I walked out of a movie was the Blair Witch Project. I also made a boy from my senior class at high school cry while demanding my money back.

Most interesting part of the night was when we all got back to the car and my older cousin (who's idea it was to watch that disaster of a half-assed piece of shit) turned to me and said, "don't you remember that I was the one that paid for all our tickets?"

defcon 1
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I saw Starship Trooper when I was really young so the gore made me sick. I saw it again and now I really like it.

I also sleeped through half of Clerks 2. Damn that was boring. When I woke up I just said NO!

Anarchemitis
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I don't walk out of theatres because I look into movies and make sure they merit my 10 bucks. THe only incedent wherein I would leave would be movies at home. I didn't care for Rocky, and The Godfather for me was only meh.

HSIAMetalKing
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brazuca:
No Country for Old Men. This movie sucks, I simply changed the room to wacht other movie.

I love that movie.

I've never walked out of a movie, though I'm sure I've seen some that deserved it. Hellboy 2, for example.

blank0000
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I found "no Country for Old Men" incredible dull. It had all this critical a claim and praise and when I Watched it I couldn't help but think "this is it?............THIS is the movie?!" IT dragged on .........and on...........and on, and I did'nt see any point in it, it ended up following an uninteresting plot of about 45 more minutes then it should have, and ended about 5 minutes to early "it has an infamous ending that cuts off fairly abrupty, but honesty that was probably the best part of the whole thing :D"

WlknCntrdiction
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wewontdie11:
Meet The Spartans was the worst piece of utter trash I have ever started to watch. It is a rarity that I turn a film off because of it's quality and I could only endure the total garbage until about half way through. Good job I was watching I pirated copy and could just turn it off, although I still felt like asking the film studio for money in compensation for watching that much of it.

You're lucky, I actually paid for myself and my ex to go see that when it came out, she felt sorry for me that I'd spent so much on that rubbish. I felt like punching someone lol.

thebobmaster
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Anarchemitis:
I don't walk out of theatres because I look into movies and make sure they merit my 10 bucks. THe only incedent wherein I would leave would be movies at home. I didn't care for Rocky, and The Godfather for me was only meh.

WHOO! I am not the only person who was unimpressed by The Godfather!

The Bandit
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Janus Vesta:
I turn off bad DVDs frequently. But I've never walked out of a movie (well once but that was to collect my mam from work) if you leave early they win. They got your money and you didn't see anything. Plus you can ruin the ending for people you don't like.

I never understood this concept. This and things like "don't throw your food away! you're wasting it!" If you're not enjoying it, then why continue enduring it?

I walked out of Nacho Libre in the first thirty minutes and The Simpsons toward the end. I can distinctly remember my parents walking out of a movie with me, but I can't recall the name(s). I've never asked for my money back, but I seriously considered it during Ocean's 12. Not because the movie was bad, but because the projection thing kept messing up. It was horrible.

LewsTherin
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Eragon. WHERE. ARE. THE. DWARVES?!?!?!?

Be Kind, Rewind. Just......no.

Captain_Planet
Paperboy
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Oscar winners don't seem to be favorites among some people the Escapist crowd. Personally, No Country for Old Men and Syriana are two of my favorites among contemporary cinema. Just my opinion, I know they can seem to drag on a bit
I had to abandon Batman & Robin (run for your lives!) But besides that, nothing comes to mind.

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