Being shot.

Being a military brat my whole life, I was perpetually the new kid at every school I attended, and I moved about every... two and half years on average. New states, schools, cities, and even countries in some cases. It sucked...

But I would say the worst experience was when I went to join the National Guard. During medical exams they have you strip down to your underwear and sit around in a room with a group of other dudes while they individually exam you all (including testicals and rectum, though this was in a room off to the side luckily). They also made us do a bunch of retarded ass movements (naked) in front of each other and in groups to ensure all of our joints and limbs functioned properly. Doing the duck-walk nude in your skivvies isn't fun. Especially when being scrutinized by an old ass man.

Luckily I am a perfect specimen, though I did catch site of a few too many dicks that weren't my own. All in all, a very uncomfortable experience.

Ares Tyr...eww.

Ares Tyr:
Being a military brat my whole life, I was perpetually the new kid at every school I attended, and I moved about every... two and half years on average. New states, schools, cities, and even countries in some cases. It sucked...

But I would say the worst experience was when I went to join the National Guard. During medical exams they have you strip down to your underwear and sit around in a room with a group of other dudes while they individually exam you all (including testicals and rectum, though this was in a room off to the side luckily). They also made us do a bunch of retarded ass movements (naked) in front of each other and in groups to ensure all of our joints and limbs functioned properly. Doing the duck-walk nude in your skivvies isn't fun. Especially when being scrutinized by an old ass man.

Luckily I am a perfect specimen, though I did catch site of a few too many dicks that weren't my own. All in all, a very uncomfortable experience.

/topic

....at least till a story involving parental sex comes along.

Reaperman Wompa:
Ares Tyr...eww.

Bro... jumping jacks. And alot of the guys decided to wear boxers with the slip in the front. Hah hah! Uncircumcized... not a pretty site.

(Them, not me, I wore boxer-briefs and my hedge is trimmed.)

Seeing some one OD on a drug and no one help them. I tried to help, but some one finally called EMT's. Scary, but really uncomfortable. Beyond calling for help and making sure they don't swallow their tongue, what are you suppose to do?

I broke my hand about a year ago and had to have titanium nails put through my hand at various places for it to heal properly. (I broke the 5th metacarpal, counting from the thumb. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Scheme_human_hand_bones-en.svg )

Then a couple of months later they had to be pulled out, and while not exactly painful it was the most uncomfortable and wierd sensation i've ever felt. Oh yeah, and the doctor used what i can only describe as a goddamn vice grip to pull the nails out.

I thought we were going for the socially uncomfortable. Physical stuff, I have stories for too, if thats what we're doing.

Seeing Taxi Driver's avatar for the first time. It's damn creepy and it gives me nightmares!

Frosk:
Seeing some one OD on a drug and no one help them. I tried to help, but some one finally called EMT's. Scary, but really uncomfortable. Beyond calling for help and making sure they don't swallow their tongue, what are you suppose to do?

It's scary indeed, but you should never try to stop them from swallowing their tongue. It's physically impossible and you're more likely to fuck up and hurt them. Roll them on their side and wait for the ambos. Which brings me to one of my most uncomfortable experiences; Having too much of a certain substance and spinning out real bad...then while trying to sleep it off, without much luck, having someone come in and scream in my ear for calling someone fat. If I had had the energy to get out of bed and punch the bitch I would have.

Reaperman Wompa:
Ares Tyr...eww.

Seconded

I was shot. (Loooooong Story.)
I saw someone overdose on Meth.
I saw an old lady fall down dead. Just like that.
Lot's of uncomfortable moments. If it's social ones, I have those too.

All the seniors (60+) at the community pool changing rooms. They just kept staring at me...*shudder*.

Ares Tyr:
Doing the duck-walk nude in your skivvies isn't fun. Especially when being scrutinized by an old ass man.

Luckily I am a perfect specimen, though I did catch site of a few too many dicks that weren't my own. All in all, a very uncomfortable experience.

Heh, it appears they are much more civilized in the Australian Defense Force. (... I was only scrutinized naked by *one* old man. Shudder.) Ah memories...

Being trapped in an upsidedown car with 2 of my friends for over 2 hours.

Oh and they were dead.

When I was in hospital last year I lost feeling in my legs, that wasn't pleasent.
(Im fine now)

Having a viral kidney infection, which caused me to piss blood, vomit constantly for a couple of days and deprived me of sleep because of the pain was pretty uncomfortable. When I finally went to see a doctor, the infection had already nearly done its worse and was on its way out anyway.

Taxi Driver:
I'm going to have to go with being maced, it was horrible I couldn't open my eyes, I was vomiting every where and when I wasn't I couldn't breath. It lasted for like at least thirty minutes but I don't remember exactly it sure seemed like forever.

...Why were you maced?

Having my girl friend and her mother argue about me, in Polish, right in front of me.

"I know your fucking talking about me cause I here my name thrown in every 5th word. Goddammit."

That was awkward.

probably playing the old Urban Chaos 2 (PC, the one by Muckyfoot). At the age 0f 9, I managed to palm it off, it couldn't be bad because "I'm playing as a cop, arresting people shooting at me". It was all good, and my dad watched me play for a bit... just as he got up to leave, some bastard opponent threw a grenade at me yelling "suck a f***ing d*** you fish eating lesbian whore!"... needless to say, I didn't get to play the game

Physically a twisted intestine...fun. Mentally I have a couple of choices, but I'm keeping those to myself.

60 year-old naked woman at the beach *Shudder*.

slipped going over a fence and got "impaled". f#$%ing ow!!! Also had to put up with a$$ rape jokes all through high school.

I got tazered in the face once, I was drunk off my ass and the bartender wanted me out of the bar but I would not leave so he took a tazer out and put it on my head and turned the damn think on I have a horizontal scar right above my eyes from that. I could not walk without stumbling for three days. Yes that sucked.

Another one not as bad though is I was hung from the ceiling of my parents house by my older sister when I was younger, by my feet, for three hours!

Couple of awkward social experiences that I laugh at when I look back:
-Last spring, I was sitting in my Brit Lit class. Everyone was chatting about whatever, and the teacher walked in and everyone went quiet... except me. The last thought I launched into the silence was "Please take off your shirt." I wasn't being perverted or anything; it was just the conclusion of a joke I was telling. The teacher was a bit suspicious though.

-My high school made all the freshmen go to a stupid freshmen-only dance the night of their first day of school. Naturally, since everyone in attendance was a freshman who'd only been in school one day, no one knew anyone else and everyone wanted to just stand there and get to know each other. Unfortunately, the National Honors Society was deployed in force to make everyone dance with each other. I spent half the evening chatting with my friends and the other half crouch-running through the crowd to avoid the NHS. Imagine my ecstasy when I was inducted into the NHS before my senior year and wreaked my horrible vengeance on the freshmen that year... hehehehehehe...

Edit: Also, a friend of mine tells me that he went to school with a guy who was struck by lightning... in the face. The truth of this is questionable since I've never seen the guy, but apparently the right side of his face was rather deformed. Hanging around with that guy would probably be awkward.

Also, once when I was in The Sound of Music, I was playing Max. I was saying the following line: "There was a man who was dying. They were giving him the last rites. They asked him, 'Do you renounce the devil and all his works?' and he replied, 'At the moment, I prefer not to make any enemies.'"
As soon as I finish the sentence, the power goes out. We were all standing onstage in pitch blackness for about 15 seconds. That really sucked.

Reasonable Doubt:
I got tazered in the face once, I was drunk off my ass and the bartender wanted me out of the bar but I would not leave so he took a tazer out and put it on my head and turned the damn think on I have a horizontal scar right above my eyes from that. I could not walk without stumbling for three days. Yes that sucked.

Another one not as bad though is I was hung from the ceiling of my parents house by my older sister when I was younger, by my feet, for three hours!

You have lived a strange fucked up life...

My experience is when I looked around and I was the only one that didn't have pubic hair. Thankfully now I have enough for 2 men.

super_smash_jesus:

Reasonable Doubt:
I got tazered in the face once, I was drunk off my ass and the bartender wanted me out of the bar but I would not leave so he took a tazer out and put it on my head and turned the damn think on I have a horizontal scar right above my eyes from that. I could not walk without stumbling for three days. Yes that sucked.

Another one not as bad though is I was hung from the ceiling of my parents house by my older sister when I was younger, by my feet, for three hours!

You have lived a strange fucked up life...

In a Nutshell yes I have.

090907:
slipped going over a fence and got "impaled". f#$%ing ow!!! Also had to put up with a$$ rape jokes all through high school.

ow. which um, opening was it?

super_smash_jesus:

Reasonable Doubt:
I got tazered in the face once, I was drunk off my ass and the bartender wanted me out of the bar but I would not leave so he took a tazer out and put it on my head and turned the damn think on I have a horizontal scar right above my eyes from that. I could not walk without stumbling for three days. Yes that sucked.

Another one not as bad though is I was hung from the ceiling of my parents house by my older sister when I was younger, by my feet, for three hours!

how'd you find that out? do you look into people's windows at night? O.o
You have lived a strange fucked up life...

My experience is when I looked around and I was the only one that didn't have pubic hair. Thankfully now I have enough for 2 men.

how'd you find that out? do you look into people's windows at night? O.o

Social: Going to drop off an ex's stuff at her house after a bad break up. She was..insane. Anywho, little did I know their family was having a get together, of around 25. Knocking on the door, giving her stuff back to her, and being screamed at by everyone in her family was pretty fun.

Physical: Landing teeth first on a concrete floor whilst drunk was pretty damn uncomfortable the night after. I didn't lose any teeth from that though - no idea how.

SteinFaust:

090907:
slipped going over a fence and got "impaled". f#$%ing ow!!! Also had to put up with a$$ rape jokes all through high school.

ow. which um, opening was it?

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Aries_Split:

SteinFaust:

090907:
slipped going over a fence and got "impaled". f#$%ing ow!!! Also had to put up with a$$ rape jokes all through high school.

ow. which um, opening was it?

...

kay yeah i retract my question. i read the post wrong. whoops

Having my wisdom teeth removed. I didnt feel them remove them since i made them drug me up, but the week after my mouth hurt like a bitch, and the vicoden they gave me didn't help because it made me sick. On top of that, I got bits of honey roasted peanuts in the spot where they pulled out the teeth (the surgery leaves little holes in your gums for awhile). That hurt like a bitch!

mine i think is up there some where ^^ lol