comon my display is DEADPOOL

HuntingWolf_01 is the who has the creepy mask guy

NewClassic:

Qayin:
Newclassic, I'm not sure how I was the one who got pregnant there, and I don't think I'd like to, on reflection ... And, yeah, as Shivari said...eeeewwwww. This is the Escapist; half the guys here are too mentally unstable to feel this human emotion called 'love', and seeing as girls don't exist on the internet, Shivari is most likely a DUDE.

I resent the implication that I perform any social actions here other than professional asshattery.

Apparently the over-the-top narrative was something to be disliked. My apologies, didn't mean to offend. To be edited soon.
EDIT
Fixed.

Labyrinth:

Qayin:

Labyrinth has turned me into a superhero/disgusting freak/chick magnet, which is an awesome, but creepy combo.

I've been told I'm really good at them.

Okay, some crossed wires here it seems on the interwebs;

I LOVED both of them, they were great, the terrifying creepiness was a BONUS.

Please no editings!

milomalo:
comon my display is DEADPOOL

HuntingWolf_01 is the who has the creepy mask guy

Sorry, it looked like a guy in armor to me. I really can't see the avatars very well if they're too detailed.

And I have no idea who/what DEADPOOL is.

Taxi Driver:

werepossum:

milomalo:
comon my display is DEADPOOL

HuntingWolf_01 is the who has the creepy mask guy

Sorry, it looked like a guy in armor to me. I really can't see the avatars very well if they're too detailed.

And I have no idea who/what DEADPOOL is.

I rather popular comic book character known for nonsensicalness, healing factor, and fighting ability.

Ah, sweet enlightenment. Thank you.

Don't believe I've seen a comic book since "Sergeant Rock" thirty years ago.

someone do the protag!(no pun intended.)

the protaginist:
someone do the protag!(no pun intended.)

The Protag is a genetic experiment in which the DNA of the greatest protaganists of all time are blended together into an indestructable supersoldier.

The protaginist is a fictional construct, created by a really unimaginative writer with terrible spelling. Rather than name the main character in his novel, he simple called him "The protaginist." The physical features of the character are vague, other than 'white male, somewhere between 30-45, average build, average height.' This has lead to The Protaginist being constantly taken in by the FBI for questioning in regards to serial killer cases, since he matches every single profile of said killers.

the protaginist:
someone do the protag!(no pun intended.)

The Protaginist is a very special breed. The rare mixture of the Central character and the highly elusive Concert pianist, Protagin was born and raised in a fully functional breeding environment. A member of the litter of 12, Protagin was once considered the runt and overlooked for nearly everything, as far as material possessions go. Although, by today's standards, Protagin did well, and is now running just a hair's width away from the distinction of being Upper-Middle Class. If the monetary status is any indication, it's very likely that you'll find Protagin in your local country club, wearing tennis whites and playing golf with a bunch of other pompous upper-middle class folk.

Oh... did I post here? I meant to post elsewhere.
On the plus side this means that NewClassic can continue on without double posting.

The Iron Ninja:
Oh... did I post here? I meant to post elsewhere.
On the plus side this means that NewClassic can continue on without double posting.

Yes... that was the reason, right.

you had it all planed... dont you newcalssic?...¬¬ im watching you

milomalo:
You had it all planned... Don't you, NewClassic?...¬.¬ I'm watching you.

Planned, me? Pft.

milomalo is, and has always been, a conspiracy theorist. From the US Government arranging Stone Henge to Elvis and JFK's love-child discovering the Loch Ness Monster, Milam has got it all figured out. In fifteen to twenty years, a meteorite will crash through the Earth's atmosphere, scorch to flames, and hurtle toward London, Washington D.C., Hong Kong, Tokyo, and Sydney all at once. The meteorite, normally an impressive size, will immediately burn up, and land with a small but hearty splish in the Indian Ocean. This, according to Milam, is just to lull us into a false sense of security. It's radioactive. It will kill us. We all should hide now while there's still time!

New_Classic, do one for Jonas Brothers Suck

I hate that guy.

I'm joking, I don't have anything against Jonas Brothers Suck, whom I will refer to as JBS.

Still, I'm curious to what you will come up for with him.

JonasBrothersSuck is a above-average-intelligence Neanderthal who appeared in modern times after disappearing completely haphazardly from his original time of something-something BC. Although his mind has rapidly accelerated beyond that of normal neanderthals, he still cannot grasp any form of psychology beyond "Reverse Psychology." By that logic, he constantly complains about bands he loves, and praises those he dislikes. In short, he is intricately enamored by the Jonas Brothers, and hopes to one day view them in concert. Or better yet, with a backstage pass.

EDIT
I'm slightly surprised by the fact that he hasn't posted since the 16th, yet as soon as I post, he re-appears and makes a new thread. Are you psychic, Aries?

no he is a lost in time knight who happends to know how to use a pc and the internet and its looking for a way home to his own time and place

Why, when I think of Purplerain, do I get the image of a tall skinny guy with a ponytail and goatie?

Decymate:
Why, when I think of Purplerain, do I get the image of a tall skinny guy with a ponytail and goatie?

Check the Pictures thread, sixth page, he looks nothing like what you think

Well If you insist...
(checks picture)
(falls backwards of chair)
Wow, I could not have been more wrong

well lets go for second time lucky
Spartan Bannana - average height, longish brown hair possibly with glasses

I've always imagined Spartan as a small, wiry type, hopped up from drinking too many soft drinks, with oddly sharp teeth and short black hair. No idea where I got that image from, and I quite like the guy so I hope you don't find it too insulting, Spartan.

Well, I'm new here so am not very well connected at all. So instead I'm going to have a try at guessing who I am.

I think that H.R Shove'n'Stuff is a sexy, muscle-ridden Lord who spends many-a sunday evening saving the world from ninja robot spiders whilst having tea and engaging in philosophical conversation with the queen of England. Also he is really fast at running and has mad guitar skills.

H.R.Shovenstuff:
Well, I'm new here so am not very well connected at all. So instead I'm going to have a try at guessing who I am.

I think that H.R Shove'n'Stuff is a sexy, muscle-ridden Lord who spends many-a sunday evening saving the world from ninja robot spiders whilst having tea and engaging in philosophical conversation with the queen of England. Also he is really fast at running and has mad guitar skills.

I think H.R. Shovenstuff is actually the King from the LoZ CDi Games.

Quick one:

ShadeOfRed is the voice you hear when no one else is around. He is loneliness. He never makes himself known and cannot be remembered if other people are around. He roots himself in your mind.

Then he tells you to burn them all.

H.R. Shovenstuff is the fully-functional, form-fitting stereotype attached to any Englishmen on any overly-satirical television show. His talents are among the most quoted from Family Guy, particularly his affinity to the drive-by argument. Although truly the world's best connoisseur of top hats and monocles, H.R. is suspected to be the direct descendant of Jack the Ripper. His natural affinity for monocles has always granted him above average vision, but only in one eye.

The Protagonist is the physical manifestation of optimism. Unable to have any emotions other than hope and cheer, his daily routine consists of prancing, frolicking, giving candy to children, telling people everything will be OK, spreading high hopes, and then more frolicking. He has been arrested many-a-time for his absurdly good behavior. Nobody seems to understand that he actually isn't crazy, and isn't dangerous. Also, he works at Wal-Mart as a greeter. You may have seen him; he's the only one who actually looks like he is enjoying himself.

NewClassic:
H.R. Shovenstuff is the fully-functional, form-fitting stereotype attached to any Englishmen on any overly-satirical television show. His talents are among the most quoted from Family Guy, particularly his affinity to the drive-by argument. Although truly the world's best connoisseur of top hats and monocles, H.R. is suspected to be the direct descendant of Jack the Ripper. His natural affinity for monocles has always granted him above average vision, but only in one eye.

So what, are you stalking me or something? Old chap.
And don't think I don't have your number... president Chavez!!

The buttery goodness is a mad evil genius who drives around in ford chevvy ploting the end to the world. also, he dosen't have any eye-lids.

<Activating NinjOS Master Boot Program>
> Version 0.21 BETA
> Modified Build, structure 3.14 modification.

[BIOS Initialized]
<Running Master Boot Checklist>
<> Activating Dictionary Algorithm:
<>> Progress 100% - 21.3/21.3 kB
<> Pro-Con Decision TASK:
<>> Pre-Boot Checklist OK
<>> Progress 100% 3.2 / 3.2 GB
<> Progress/Congress DecisionSoft
<>> Version 2.1 Boot Success
<>> Load OK, Program Initialization Successful
<Main Boot Complete> Operation Status: 100%

[Secondary BIOS Detected]
<> Confirmation Allowed...
<>> Confirmed

<> Conversational Subroutine BOOT Process
<>> Success
<>> Activating:

RAKtheUndead - System Detected
<> Running diagnostic...

System Identified: RAK Mobile Autonomous Intelligence v1.20

RAKtheUndead System BIO:
Highly structured, hardware-driven Operating System used as a mainframe based out of
ERROR FOUND
<Running Emergency Diagnostics>
<>> System Secured
<>> Recovering process
...for the express purpose of maintaining a highly secretive database of the users on the World Wide Web. System is as-yet unhacked, unchecked, and fully active.

<>End NinjOS Report<>

Primary Directive Complete

<Stand-By Mode Activated>
<> ThaNk you foR usiNg NinjOS v0.21 BETA, hAve a nicE day. <>

<>> Standby Mode Complete <>

NewClassic:
<Activating NinjOS Master Boot Program>
> Version 0.21 BETA
> Modified Build, structure 3.14 modification.

[BIOS Initialized]
<Running Master Boot Checklist>
<> Activating Dictionary Algorithm:
<>> Progress 100% - 21.3/21.3 kB
<> Pro-Con Decision TASK:
<>> Pre-Boot Checklist OK
<>> Progress 100% 3.2 / 3.2 GB
<> Progress/Congress DecisionSoft
<>> Version 2.1 Boot Success
<>> Load OK, Program Initialization Successful
<Main Boot Complete> Operation Status: 100%

[Secondary BIOS Detected]
<> Confirmation Allowed...
<>> Confirmed

<> Conversational Subroutine BOOT Process
<>> Success
<>> Activating:

RAKtheUndead - System Detected
<> Running diagnostic...

System Identified: RAK Mobile Autonomous Intelligence v1.20

RAKtheUndead System BIO:
Highly structured, hardware-driven Operating System used as a mainframe based out of
ERROR FOUND
<Running Emergency Diagnostics>
<>> System Secured
<>> Recovering process
...for the express purpose of maintaining a highly secretive database of the users on the World Wide Web. System is as-yet unhacked, unchecked, and fully active.

<>End NinjOS Report<>

Primary Directive Complete

<Stand-By Mode Activated>
<> ThaNk you foR usiNg NinjOS v0.12 BETA, hAve a nicE day. <>

<>> Standby Mode Complete <>

I'm scared.

And rightly so. What in God's name is that?

That... is the herald of the end of things. We are doomed! Doomed I tell ye!

Don't tell me you dregs haven't heard of RAKtheundead?

And I'd like to think that it was me that installed NinjOS v0.12 BETA.

i see monopoly guy as an acne ridden person that eats chips ahoy off one roll of fat and fritos off another no offense but i just get that feeling

Hm, 19 pages. Bet all my jokes have been made. Oh well, let's go.
Hm... I bet the Iron Ninja is actually Aluminium.
... I'm sorry, that was a horrible joke.