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wahi
Copy Clerk
Posts: 100
Joined: 24 Jul 2008

most of the stuff that passes for music in india...
this one for example http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw but it has 7 million views so you guys might have seen it already....

DGenius
Beat Writer
Posts: 143
Joined: 28 May 2008

Trace2010:
I hated "My Boo", and thank God I don't know who came up with that one:

The words were okay...
It was the chorus background during the refrain that was horrible.

No matter what I do...."OHHHH"- this part
I go crazy without you..."OHHH"

That went off of my alarm clock EVERY MORNING during my senior year of high school. IT SUCKED.

"My boo" was by Nelly. And I hate that song too. My ex loved the song and thats probably why I hate it.

Worse song I ever heard was leave it all to me song by the girl on nickelodeon.

ThaBenMan
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 6 Mar 2008

mrblackett:
I knew then that I would never be a trend setter and that western civilisation is a swollen, methane-filled corpse that will soon burst, spraying it's fetid innards across the cosmos.

Awesomely epic quote, man. I love it.

"Save Me" by Shinedown. It's a terrible song, but it seems to be played SO FUCKING MUCH on the radio station I usually listen to. It seems like every time I turn on the radio that goddamn song is playing.

The_root_of_all_evil
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j-e-f-f-e-r-s:

MaxMees:

Murrah:

TheGhostOfSin:

the monopoly guy:

TheGhostOfSin:

smokeraven:
I find almost anything by Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd or The Doors or The Beatles just awful, I just consider their music highly overrated.

You are no longer welcome in civilization.

Sic 'em Ringo.

I can maybe see no liking the others, but the Beatles? C'mon!

Yeah, don't make me set my avatar on you smokeraven!!

Oh! do it to me please *cheeky smile*.

Led zeppelin????!!!!!!! The Doors?????!!!!! two of the most influential bands in history!

Pink Floyd!?! They wrote Shine On You Crazy Diamond for crying out loud! They wrote Dark Side Of The Moon! Echoes! Comfortably Numb for godsakes!

Hell, I'm even named after Pink Floyd. You sir, fail at taste.

Jaythulhu
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 547
Joined: 19 Jun 2008

Heeey, doh't knock Barbie Girl, that forms part of my psychological warfare collection, along with the Hampsterdance song, and anything by the Spice Girls. I use them to signify the end of a party, and nothing makes a group leave quicker than that stuff. Try it out when you want to clear out guests. Works a treat.

HSIAMetalKing
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 2 Jan 2008

wahi:
most of the stuff that passes for music in india...
this one for example http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw but it has 7 million views so you guys might have seen it already....

I fucking love that song/video. My friends and I learned a portion of that dance for prom.

Ares Tyr
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 9 Aug 2008

Everything by Soulja Boy.

Most of anything ever done by Rush is supremely over rated also... I really have never seen what the big deal was.

The Iron Ninja
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3137
Joined: 13 Aug 2008

The_root_of_all_evil:

j-e-f-f-e-r-s:

MaxMees:

Murrah:

TheGhostOfSin:

the monopoly guy:

TheGhostOfSin:

smokeraven:
I find almost anything by Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd or The Doors or The Beatles just awful, I just consider their music highly overrated.

You are no longer welcome in civilization.

Sic 'em Ringo.

I can maybe see no liking the others, but the Beatles? C'mon!

Yeah, don't make me set my avatar on you smokeraven!!

Oh! do it to me please *cheeky smile*.

Led zeppelin????!!!!!!! The Doors?????!!!!! two of the most influential bands in history!

Pink Floyd!?! They wrote Shine On You Crazy Diamond for crying out loud! They wrote Dark Side Of The Moon! Echoes! Comfortably Numb for godsakes!

Hell, I'm even named after Pink Floyd. You sir, fail at taste.

How the hell could someone hate Pink Floyd? What kind of cruel, sick joke is this?

I hate anything that can be put under the genre of Hip-hop and/or Rap "music"

Edit: And no offence to any of their fans, but I've never even heard of rush.

Jaythulhu
Infamous Scribbler
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Joined: 19 Jun 2008

Celine Dion + Michael Bolton = hell on earth.

vlanitak
Paperboy
Posts: 30
Joined: 4 Sep 2008

Every song made by immortal techniqe, and Jedi mind trick (yes that is a group)

The Iron Ninja
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 13 Aug 2008

I don't really have anything to add related to the thread. But wanted to show my support for Vlanitak's avatar, and more importantly the viking filled country it represents.

Sackwak
Beat Writer
Posts: 147
Joined: 20 Dec 2007

Anything Mainstream. All the hits these days is terrible singing,and dancing around touching yourself in a video clip. I prefer to listen to anything from the 90's down now. Rap means nothing now. It used to be a genre of music, now its any old mate could put a beat together and make millions

famousninja
Paperboy
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Joined: 27 May 2008

I would have to agree with a lot of the tracks here, with notable paragons of complete and utter putrecent songwriting that makes me want to either expectorate on their decaying corpses or disembowel myself.

(I'm well aware of how many big words I tried to crowbar in there)

Anyway, the list of total horror: *with free annotations!*

1: I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry

I had to google this to find out what braindead whore had recorded this god awful romp through the annals of Gary Glitter's back catalouge smeared with lyrics that are nothing but a shameless degridation of what is normally a rather taboo-yet-safe notion of female bisexuality. Now I'm not a feminist, I'm not even female, yet this excuse for music flat out *offends* me. If the lyrics had any form of subtle nuances, metaphorical comparison, or just *any* form of credible songwriting to it, I would have a small amount of respect for it. The only respect I have for it is helping me weed out every person who should be isolated from ever contributing to the human gene pool. Ever.

2: All Summer Long - Kid Rock:

Let's get this straight modern 'musicians'. There is a big difference between artistic appropriation and blatant plagurism. If Kid Rock had done a straight up cover of Sweet Home Alabama, I would have more respect for him. (not that there was much to begin with)
To just write new words for, *sigh* I can't believe I'm saying this about Lynard Skynard, A classic rock song like Sweet Home Alabama, has just added Kid Rock to the list of artists I want to take a high powered rifle to, and if anyone out does take my advice, I will personally shake your hand before you get the death sentance. Although in some states of the United States, they'll probably give you a medal and a ticker-tape parade.
Here's hoping.

3: Into The Night - Carlos Santana Feat. Chad Kroeger

The only question I have here is why. Why, Mr. Santana, did you collaborate with that brain-dead moron from Nickelback? This is another example of truly atrocious songwriting, combined with music that may have had some creedence beforehand. Hell, this song might have been decent if someone other than Mr. I-wanna-be-Eddie-Vedder had sung it. I would have settled for Eddie himself singing it. And I dislike Pearl Jam! (Not from a musical point of view, just from a sheer overdose during the latter years of high school)
The sole reason for this not being above the other two travesties, is that whilst the lyrics to this song are horribly insipid and cheesy, they do have some integrity when combined with the music behind it. I just wish someone other than the Paddle Pop Lion sung it.

4: Any modern "R&B"

I never understood why this genre keeps clinging to this old namesake, and degrading the good name of earlier Rhythm and Blues artists. Yes, this style has rhythm, but there is a distinct lack of blues, or anything else for that matter. If you were to take out the auto-tuning and needless vocoding, there's nothing but som pretty-boy being paid to pout and pose for the camera. (Nothing different from modern pop music there! Hahaha, rauckus laughter)
I will be subjected to this by some of my work colleages during lunch breaks, and rather than listen to the degrading lyrics or the digitally enhanced vocals, I will pay attention to the music behind it, using a technique I developed from years of listening to Dream Theater.
To put it bluntly, a retarded quadruple amputee controling a monkey with his tounge could wield a producing studio and obtain the same results. This is some of the mos overpaid bullshit that I've heard. Even I'm tempted to become and "R&B" producer just to fleece this market at it's ease of production. 909 syncopated kickdrum, check. Finger clicks, check. Mild vocoder, check.
I will finish with this statement about vocoders before leaving the blunt nails behind:
If you are going to use a vocoder, use it properly, and as a core part of a track, such as Parliament, Zapp & Rodger and those wacky french Daft Punk. Anything less than full vocoder is bound to end up as a turd sandwich.

I will agree with some of the people who claimed that The Beatles are overrated. Don't get me wrong, they revolutionised pop music, and also set the bar for what is awesome, I personally just don't like them. Pop 'Musicians' today should take a leaf out of The Beatles' book and actually write something decent.

Thus end my elitist warbling, I'm going back to listening to Johnny Cash. Anyone who calls me out on *that* will have to justify that.

Fronken
Muckraker
Posts: 310
Joined: 10 May 2008

Johnn Johnston:
Soulja Boy's discography.

"Stars Are Blind" - Paris Hilton.

What he said and every single song that swedish radio plays (which is about 20 at most.)

Murrah
Press Junketeer
Posts: 446
Joined: 28 Aug 2008

Okey, for all of you Micheal Jackson fans, i apologize, but i do not like him, however his song 'beat it' which has recently been revived by 'fall out boy' made more annoyed with Micheal Jackson. Im sorry but that's the truth.

fedpayne
Press Junketeer
Posts: 405
Joined: 4 Sep 2008

All together now,

What's a matter you,
Gotta no respect,
Whaddya think you do,
Why you look-a so sad,
It's-a not so bad,
It's-a nice-a place, oh,
Shaddapa you face!

Death Magnetic
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 528
Joined: 10 Aug 2008

Anything non metal, rock and occasionaly emo.

The_Deleted
Press Junketeer
Posts: 488
Joined: 28 Aug 2008

Death Magnetic:
Anything non metal, rock and occasionaly emo.

That's phenominally short sighted of you. I'm not having a pop, each to their own. But...

Phoenix Arrow
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Posts: 558
Joined: 3 Sep 2008

This ain't a seat it's a god damn arse place.

Jaythulhu
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Posts: 547
Joined: 19 Jun 2008

I'd expect anything by michael bolton or phil collins to be at the top of everyone's list.

Murrah
Press Junketeer
Posts: 446
Joined: 28 Aug 2008

I think Beyoncé's 'Upgrade you' or something like that is awful!
My sister listen to it every morning which disturbs and ruin my mundanely intense dream!

TheGhostOfSin
Gone Gonzo
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Mundanely intense?

Murrah
Press Junketeer
Posts: 446
Joined: 28 Aug 2008

Edit;

Murrah:
I think Beyoncé's 'Upgrade you' or something like that is awful!
My sister listen to it every morning which disturbs and ruin my mundanely intense dream!

carsonnik
Copy Clerk
Posts: 73
Joined: 5 Jun 2008

Detachable Penis... Seriously, what the FUCK?

Murrah
Press Junketeer
Posts: 446
Joined: 28 Aug 2008

carsonnik:
Detachable Penis... Seriously, what the FUCK?

Oh GAWD!
I never thought such song would exist!

carsonnik
Copy Clerk
Posts: 73
Joined: 5 Jun 2008

Murrah:

carsonnik:
Detachable Penis... Seriously, what the FUCK?

Oh GAWD!
I never thought such song would exist!

Friend: "Yo, Kent, you gotta check out this awesome song I just heard!"

Me: "What is it?"

Friend: "Just listen to number 4 on this CD, it's a freakin awesome song, trust me."

Me: "...... What the motherfuck? *Ejects CD, throws it on the ground*

Murrah
Press Junketeer
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Joined: 28 Aug 2008

carsonnik:

Murrah:

carsonnik:
Detachable Penis... Seriously, what the FUCK?

Oh GAWD!
I never thought such song would exist!

Friend: "Yo, Kent, you gotta check out this awesome song I just heard!"

Me: "What is it?"

Friend: "Just listen to number 4 on this CD, it's a freakin awesome song, trust me."

Me: "...... What the motherfuck? *Ejects CD, throws it on the ground*

You should've burn it! Burn it to Hell Did you ''Accidentally'' (If that's what they call it now a days) punch that guy that Forced you to listen to that awful song?!

carsonnik
Copy Clerk
Posts: 73
Joined: 5 Jun 2008

wahi:
most of the stuff that passes for music in india...
this one for example http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw but it has 7 million views so you guys might have seen it already....

Buffalax does some incredible fake subtitles for all sorts of foreign songs.

Here's another popular Indian song, see how many people can guess the influence...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtJRNyPK-lc&feature=related

carsonnik
Copy Clerk
Posts: 73
Joined: 5 Jun 2008

Murrah:

carsonnik:

Murrah:

carsonnik:
Detachable Penis... Seriously, what the FUCK?

Oh GAWD!
I never thought such song would exist!

Friend: "Yo, Kent, you gotta check out this awesome song I just heard!"

Me: "What is it?"

Friend: "Just listen to number 4 on this CD, it's a freakin awesome song, trust me."

Me: "...... What the motherfuck? *Ejects CD, throws it on the ground*

In you should've burn it! Burn it to Hell Did you ''Accidentally'' (If that's what they call it now a days) punch that guy that Forced you to listen to that awful song?!

He had a huge laugh at it. Until I snapped the CD in half in front of him and threw it in the trash. Before, that week was possibly the worst week that I've ever had in my entire life, and he knew that, so it was all the more funnier for him.

Copter400
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2118
Joined: 14 Sep 2007

Ah, bloody hell, it's so hard to choose. We will need to implement some kind of Wheel-Of-Fortune-esque apparatus to decide. Hey, that's a great idea! The wheel doesn't need to be big, if we make interchangable cards and change the songs on a regular basis. We could even have competitions, where the person who predicts the most hated song of the day gets a prize, and...

Dammit! This is why I need underlings! Someone, take this down!

Indigo_Dingo
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 30 Jan 2008
Noamuth
Press Junketeer
Posts: 414
Joined: 16 May 2008
carsonnik
Copy Clerk
Posts: 73
Joined: 5 Jun 2008

Indigo_Dingo:
This
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

Wow, I should've seen that coming.

memejoey
Copy Clerk
Posts: 69
Joined: 20 Aug 2008

Any rock music where the 'singer' shouts, (its not singing!) and most rap music.

I love:

Kylie Minogue
Christina Aguilera
Evanescence
ABBA
Pink
All cheesy 80s pop music

I have an extremely GAY taste in music, and i'm damn proud of it. :P

demonwaffle
Copy Clerk
Posts: 79
Joined: 2 Sep 2008

every song by britney spears...

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