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abysss
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Guys shuttup if you quit posting it will!

dalek sec
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Ditch her like a bad habit if she keeps it up.

abysss
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All you guys are doing is posting if you do want this damned thread to die then quit posting on it then your desire you dream will come true.

BlueMage
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abysss:
You guys are actually nicer than i expected :)

And just to maintain the balance:

stick it in her pooper. Dry.

TheNecroswanson
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abysss:
All you guys are doing is posting if you do want this damned thread to die then quit posting on it then your desire you dream will come true.

You created this monster, and with our undyig\ng hatred of you we shall feed this infinite devil machine.

Eiseman
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abysss
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Moderators if you want please lock this thread.

It would help us out so much, so please do.

quinton97
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Look man, like an older co-worker told me: You can only be one of two things, right or happy. What does this mean you ask. Shut the F*ck up and take her crap= most likely getting laid. Standing up to her or dumping her= blue balls and onionbooty.com

Darth Mobius
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Just to simplify it:

Stick it in her ass = Good Fun for you AND her. Dump her = no fun for either of you.

TheNecroswanson
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abysss:
Moderators if you want please lock this thread.

It would help me out so much, so please do.

And that's what it's about isn't it? You. All you and your selfish feelings. Your girlfriend calls you alot and it's bothering YOU. It has nothing to do with you two having been together for years and her NOT being a cheating whore. It's how much it effects YOU. I seriously hope you die in a fire. Atleast your new 'fiance' will be able to find someone who isn't as self centered.

abysss
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Wow thanks for that it makes me feel so damn better for hoping id die in a fire!

TheNecroswanson
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abysss:
Wow thanks for that it makes me feel so damn better for hoping id die in a fire!

While I appreciate sarcasm, the irony comes from how I want you to feel BAD.

Darth Mobius
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TheNecroswanson:

And that's what it's about isn't it? You. All you and your selfish feelings. Your girlfriend calls you alot and it's bothering YOU. It has nothing to do with you two having been together for years and her NOT being a cheating whore. It's how much it effects YOU. I seriously hope you die in a fire. Atleast your new 'fiance' will be able to find someone who isn't as self centered.

Wow, MY fiancee hasn't even been that good to me, and she loves me more than anything or anyone else in her life... On Second thought, just die. She IS too good for you.

GeeDave
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I think the Internet just got stupider. Abyss... that's some wicked sweet trolling skills you've got there. But try to make it interesting next time. Here's what I see:

"lol omg mai girlfrend is rly annoyin ye i hav a girlfrend, rly, srsly u gais n n-e-way she iz lyk callen me up sooooooo mutch an by da wai i am lyk 13 yr old cuz i dnt now how 2 use forems or taip rite but so n-e-way wat shud i do? i now i will call er up on fone and OMG U GAIS it turnz out she is a he n axed me 2 marry him n now am engayjed nd omg i um sooo hapi u gais plz close thred"

John Galt
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abysss:
Guys shuttup if you quit posting it will!

Oh no, I'm not letting another battle RP slip down the damn drains like this. We're keeping this on page one like it or not. We need another excuse to slay trolls and you're lucky enough to give us that.

Now, do we take the normal 'MGG don't know how to use them there edit buttons' route or the 'internet as my personal friend' route in our heckling?

TheNecroswanson
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John Galt:

abysss:
Guys shuttup if you quit posting it will!

Oh no, I'm not letting another battle RP slip down the damn drains like this. We're keeping this on page one like it or not. We need another excuse to slay trolls and you're lucky enough to give us that.

Now, do we take the normal 'MGG don't know how to use them there edit buttons' route or the 'internet as my personal friend' route in our heckling?

Let's do the cool way. The, "Statler and Warldorf" is my personal fav.

Eiseman
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John Galt:
Now, do we take the normal 'MGG don't know how to use them there edit buttons' route or the 'internet as my personal friend' route in our heckling?

Both, obviously. We have enough manpower.

Darth Mobius
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Geoffrey42:
Does anyone know the record for First Post to ban? I fear our friend is trying to break it...

I know I have seen Perma-bans issued to people with three posts. That is the record, as far as I know....

KSarty
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Wow, this thread is...wow. If this was true, then you're acting like a teenage girl. If it wasn't, you need to get out more.

the monopoly guy
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Darth Mobius:

TheNecroswanson:

And that's what it's about isn't it? You. All you and your selfish feelings. Your girlfriend calls you alot and it's bothering YOU. It has nothing to do with you two having been together for years and her NOT being a cheating whore. It's how much it effects YOU. I seriously hope you die in a fire. Atleast your new 'fiance' will be able to find someone who isn't as self centered.

Wow, MY fiancee hasn't even been that good to me, and she loves me more than anything or anyone else in her life... On Second thought, just die. She IS too good for you.

Yeah, I have to agree.

TheNecroswanson
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KSarty:
Wow, this thread is...wow. If this was true, then you're acting like a teenage girl. If it wasn't, you need to get out more.

seriously.

Anyway, I checked your profile.
You said she called you 17 times today? Unless she's in IRAQ with you, I for one would be more than happy that she's spending that kind of money just to chat it up.

NewClassic
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TheNecroswanson:

abysss:
Moderators if you want please lock this thread.

It would help me out so much, so please do.

And that's what it's about isn't it? You. All you and your selfish feelings. Your girlfriend calls you alot and it's bothering YOU. It has nothing to do with you two having been together for years and her NOT being a cheating whore. It's how much it effects YOU. I seriously hope you die in a fire. Atleast your new 'fiance' will be able to find someone who isn't as self centered.

If it makes you feel any better, he's a soldier, and everyone knows that soldiers have a 100% mortality rate within 100 years from enlistment. So relax, Necro.

j-e-f-f-e-r-s
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Darth Mobius:

Geoffrey42:
Does anyone know the record for First Post to ban? I fear our friend is trying to break it...

I know I have seen Perma-bans issued to people with three posts. That is the record, as far as I know....

Alas, our friend abysss is already on his 66th post. I fear the only record about to be broken is the amount of whuppas unleashed on a single troll at one time.

To the Mods: Could we move this thread to the RP/Forum Games section? It's been so long since we've had a proper trollslaying, and we promise to behave ourselves. Pleeeeaaaaassssse...?

nilcypher
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j-e-f-f-e-r-s:

To the Mods: Could we move this thread to the RP/Forum Games section? It's been so long since we've had a proper trollslaying, and we promise to behave ourselves. Pleeeeaaaaassssse...?

Yes, I've seen you behaving yourselves. Yes, this was a low content thread, yes it was pretty stupid, but it brought all the trolls and flamers out from the woodwork didn't it?

The Escapist is not some elitist club that only the finest minds can join, which is lucky because if it were, I'd have to eject a fair few of you. Rather than give a new user time to acclimatise you decided to set upon him like a pack of hyenas, which shows the forum in a simply wonderful light.

I will but this in simple terms. If you see a thread you don't like or you think is inapproriate, report it or send a PM to a moderator.

Then, ignore it!

It doesn't get any more complicated than that.

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