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slowpoke219
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Ok another one. This one is really bad and I have only told one person about it because I was truly ashamed of myself. I slept with a fat, ugly chick once because she bought me drinks and gave me a place to crash for the night. I make me sick.

ianuam
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I put WoW before college work.
I still passed with flying colours.

FrankDux
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This isn't a thread about the All-American Rejects?

Ares Tyr
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Kagrath:

Murrah:
I think he's got the jizz of it.

(and it's gist not jizz)

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Dirty little secrets eh... Despite the air of confidence I carry about myself, deep down inside I'm scared that I am uninteresting and unattractive, and that I might end up alone in life.

lSHaDoW-FoXl
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Awww! I feel the same way a lot of the time two! Aw well, hopefully me and you both will not be celibate =)

mipegg
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olicon:
Low self esteem isn't a sin. Paranoia though, is going to lead to a pretty unhappy life. And stealing someone else's girlfriend is definitely a sin. I hate people like you..*sniff.. nothing personal at all, I swear.

Don't preach at people about sins etc please, its only going to cause a big caffufle.

Right then, me and my girlfriend have been together more than 1 1/2 years now (21 months on the 13th) and noone knows that were secretly into masochism and such. Its kindof funny because shes like the image on innocent and cute (tall, thin, long blonde hair, pale skin, freckles etc)

If I dont exersize every 2 days (maximum) I start feeling ugly, weak and achey.

Thais
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I have a "thing" about having running water coming from above my head. I have to take sit-down baths or wash out of the sink. Oh, and washing your hair becomes a massive pain in the ass.

EDIT: The wierd thing is, rain dosen't bother me.

Darth Mobius
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FrankDux:
This isn't a thread about the All-American Rejects?

No, thank the lord...

Dirty little secrets... Hm... Some days I don't feel life is worth living... Never suicidal, I just lose sight of what it is that I am living for, and just kind of feel like going back to bed and not going out to find it...

creepy_rabbit
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Hello my name is Daniel
(Hi,Daniel)
Id like to share with the group that...I FRIKKIN LOVE WALL-E!!!!!!! So.. wheres my hug?

internutt
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I lie to my friends quite a bit. Make 'em think I've got a date or girlfriend when really I've been single for 4ish months.

Oh, I also could be insane, who knows?

mipegg
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I love wall-e too daniel, its a brilliant film. Im quite a soppy person at heart but after that film i just needed a hug and i felt missing without a wall-e. Pixar did a brilliant job making you relate to and love the charicter

SecretTacoNinja
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internutt:
I lie to my friends quite a bit. Make 'em think I've got a date or girlfriend when really I've been single for 4ish months.

Oh, I also could be insane, who knows?

People who are insane think they're normal ;)

Zio666
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SecretTacoNinja:

internutt:
I lie to my friends quite a bit. Make 'em think I've got a date or girlfriend when really I've been single for 4ish months.

Oh, I also could be insane, who knows?

People who are insane think they're normal ;)

Not all of them.

Bored Tomatoe
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I too really like to start fires for some reason.........

BallPtPenTheif
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There was that one time where my mom asked me if I wanted to go to Costco (American bulk purchase store). I told her I wasn't feeling well but instead I just wanted some alone time to masturbate.

Puberty... how lame.

If it was now I'd just say "Sure, hold on." and go squeeze one out in the shower before I got in the car.

Shadowtek
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I'm paranoid, low self-esteem, passive aggressive, and have studied well the ********** cookbook for info on how to scare people into leaving me alone. (I don't really want to hurt people, just want them to leave me alone.) I have studied several types of martial arts, mostly because I am very uncomfortable when people are around and I tend to have panic attacks. I am deathly afraid of police(even though I've never broken the law by that much).

People online are fun. Real life sucks.

Leonax
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Zio666:

Leonax:
I'm leaving the school I currently attend because the girl I'm in love with (who is also my best friend) keeps leading me on and screwing with my mind. I told her it was because it's too far to travel to school and back every day.

You should talk to her about it before you are definatly changing school. You never know she might either understand and stop or have feelings for you but cant admit it. If it all goes tits up your changing schools anyway so it won't really matter

Actually, she's known I like her for the past 10 months or so. She just can't decide if she has feelings for me.

wewontdie11
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Erm... I'm drawing a bit of a blank here.

I don't really have too many secrets let alone dirty little ones. I suppose that I've only briefly played MGS1 in the series is kind of something a lot of people on here will declare blasphemous.

Also I tend to over-analyse and over-think everything people say to me, a lot. Probably the sign of some deep seated personal insecurity but ah well, hasn't done me any harm this far in life.

slowpoke219:
Ok another one. This one is really bad and I have only told one person about it because I was truly ashamed of myself. I slept with a fat, ugly chick once because she bought me drinks and gave me a place to crash for the night. I make me sick.

I've sort of been there friend, I feel your pain. Except I left the club we were in after she got a few drinks and just a bit of fooling around instead. But that's really not much of a secret any more.

Bob the Average
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Bored Tomatoe:
I too really like to start fires for some reason.........

well if you where in the boy scouts when you where young (10-15) that would probably explain it my troop would start a campfire even in the middle of summer just because we could

veekter
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I think i'm starting to lose my amazing FPS killer instincts, perhaps due to the lack of fps's that are worth playing, but still losing it none the less

joswie
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Edit: out of my system so comment removed

Monarch of Greenwich
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I'm somewhat of a beasiality fan...

Monarch of Greenwich
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mipegg:

olicon:
Low self esteem isn't a sin. Paranoia though, is going to lead to a pretty unhappy life. And stealing someone else's girlfriend is definitely a sin. I hate people like you..*sniff.. nothing personal at all, I swear.

Don't preach at people about sins etc please, its only going to cause a big caffufle.

Right then, me and my girlfriend have been together more than 1 1/2 years now (21 months on the 13th) and noone knows that were secretly into masochism and such. Its kindof funny because shes like the image on innocent and cute (tall, thin, long blonde hair, pale skin, freckles etc)

If I dont exersize every 2 days (maximum) I start feeling ugly, weak and achey.

What masochism?

Shiobi
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Hrm....
A Dude once asked me, out of the blue at work if I was a Fur.

It took me a few seconds to say no o.o

Bulletinmybrain
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Ares Tyr:

Kagrath:

Murrah:
I think he's got the jizz of it.

(and it's gist not jizz)

image

Dirty little secrets eh... Despite the air of confidence I carry about myself, deep down inside I'm scared that I am uninteresting and unattractive, and that I might end up alone in life.

Well with how you boast about yourself here? Once your in college you will sleep with 3-5 women a night, AT LEAST.

Bulletinmybrain
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Darth Mobius:

FrankDux:
This isn't a thread about the All-American Rejects?

No, thank the lord...

Dirty little secrets... Hm... Some days I don't feel life is worth living... Never suicidal, I just lose sight of what it is that I am living or, and just kind of feel like going back to bed and not going out to find it...

Reasons to live? I think I can sum this up fairly nicely in a short sentence. To experiment.

Do something crazy that you want to do.

olicon
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mipegg:

olicon:
Low self esteem isn't a sin. Paranoia though, is going to lead to a pretty unhappy life. And stealing someone else's girlfriend is definitely a sin. I hate people like you..*sniff.. nothing personal at all, I swear.

Don't preach at people about sins etc please, its only going to cause a big caffufle.

Oh, here's another one of my not-so-dirty and apparently not a secret--I suck badly at sarcasm!

demonwaffle
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This is more of a sad moment than a dirty little secret. I fell a whole three inches off of a step and messed up my ankle and foot so bad it need to be in a boot for a month.

Unholykrumpet
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I lie on a random basis. I don't lie to cover up something I did wrong, nor to get myself out of trouble. I lie, more or less, because I'm bored. I hate small talk, can't stand random bits of conversation that no one is going to remember, so I play games. I see lying as a skill, and I often tell outrageous tales just to see if I'm high enough in that skill to be able to. I rarely lie about anything important. It makes conversations more amusing. It's something I'm working on currently, but to be honest I sort of enjoy it. I can count on one hand the number of times I've been caught lying, and to give up on that seems kind of...silly. It's like a woodworker promising to never carve again.

Ares Tyr
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Bulletinmybrain:

Ares Tyr:

Kagrath:

Murrah:
I think he's got the jizz of it.

(and it's gist not jizz)

image

Dirty little secrets eh... Despite the air of confidence I carry about myself, deep down inside I'm scared that I am uninteresting and unattractive, and that I might end up alone in life.

Well with how you boast about yourself here? Once your in college you will sleep with 3-5 women a night, AT LEAST.

Let us pray.

Hurray Forums
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I troll Yahoo Answers because the majority of the people there are so hilariously stupid that I can't feel bad for pissing them off. The whole time I'm there I tell myself I should find something more productive to do but it's so funny I just can't help myself.

WolfMage
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I like Pokemon, and am currently making a small army for a friend. (I'm 15.)
I drink. (Woo! Stolen vodka!)
I love my best friend's sister. (Woo! Stolen sister!)
I like furry hentai. (Me best friend is obsessed.)
Never beat Half-Life 1, but played through HL2.
I hate Portal.
I go to 4chan.
I like internet memes.
And I've never played Wow, and probably never will.

qbert4ever
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slowpoke219:
Ok another one. This one is really bad and I have only told one person about it because I was truly ashamed of myself. I slept with a fat, ugly chick once because she bought me drinks and gave me a place to crash for the night. I make me sick.

Wait, you slept with a fatty because you were drunk? Call the fucking exorcist.

Anyways, I haven't brushed my teeth for the better part of 9 years, and not only have I never had a single cavity, my breath manages to stay minty fresh after a quick drink of water. The part that I'm ashamed of? I still live with my parents and I lie constantly about it so the old lady doesn't harp at me.

ElephantGuts
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WolfMage:
I like Pokemon, and am currently making a small army for a friend. (I'm 15.)
I drink. (Woo! Stolen vodka!)
I love my best friend's sister. (Woo! Stolen sister!)
I like furry hentai. (Me best friend is obsessed.)
Never beat Half-Life 1, but played through HL2.
I hate Portal.
I go to 4chan.
I like internet memes.
And I've never played Wow, and probably never will.

If I were you I would have kept those things secrets.
As for me, I don't have any secrets that aren't staying secret. Especially from you people.

Wewt
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slowpoke219:
I am terrified of fish. All fish, and avoid the fish section at the market like the plague.

I instantly remembered myself of THIS.
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HEEEEEEEEERES WHALEY

WolfMage:
I like Pokemon, and am currently making a small army for a friend. (I'm 15.)
I drink. (Woo! Stolen vodka!)
I love my best friend's sister. (Woo! Stolen sister!)
I like furry hentai. (Me best friend is obsessed.)
Never beat Half-Life 1, but played through HL2.
I hate Portal.
I go to 4chan.
I like internet memes.

You, sir disgust me. Say goodbye to your braincells and your penis.

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