my secret is that I'm always paranoid that people can read my mind, I know they can't, but I try to refrain from thinking things I don
t want people to know just in case ;)

except humor and fear,I am emotionally dead.

EDIT:sorry,let me restate that.I am EXTREMELY paranoid that everyone's making fun of me,so i guard my emotions to the point of i only show 2 or 3.

Sometimes I start to think to much about the possibilty of suicide, then I want to kill myself for doing so. Life is really quite nice if you look hard enough.
I also crave attention, yet can't stand it when people begin to look at me.

I guess mine is that I'm in love with one of my best friends even though I know nothing will happen between us. Good thing I'm pretty emotionally guarded though, otherwise it would show a whole lot more.

Damn. So liking small breasts is a common thing among jewish guys? How odd. I've never noticed sexual preferances among different races. I could've sworn I was the only guy in the world who wasn't into blue-eyed blonds with massive jugs. And from what I've seen, I might be the only non-jewish one. How odd indeed.

Monkfish Acc.:
Damn. So liking small breasts is a common thing among jewish guys? How odd. I've never noticed sexual preferances among different races. I could've sworn I was the only guy in the world who wasn't into blue-eyed blonds with massive jugs. And from what I've seen, I might be the only non-jewish one. How odd indeed.

I'm a Greek/Irish fellow who has a thing for the modelesque black ladies meself.

I tell the guys I know when we see hot skinny chicks things like, "Damn, she is so fine!" or "I would SO bang her!", but inside I really just want to cuddle a BIG woman.

Ok...This stays in the topic If I tell you right?. I really need to get this off my chest.

I have a fetish...It is....Mummification...There I said

*Runs away and hides in a corner*

I suck at CQC. Reality and otherwise.

Tattaglia:
I suck at CQC. Reality and otherwise.

CQC as portrayed in the Metal Gear Solid series is a lot more Defendo than what you learn in basic training. It's actually based off Defendo so that is somewhat of a given.

Hiddlebits:
I'm not sure if this qualifies as a "dirty little secret" but I can't let the pictures of people on magazines and whatnot to look at me. I always have to turn the magazine over or cover the pictures eyes or I will feel somewhat uncomfortable.

As for sexual secrets, as everybody else seems to be posting, I think I may be attracted to men. I've never really thought about asking a man out and the thought of having sex with them disgusts me but sometimes I just feel...curious.

Well I'm glad i got that off my chest.

So what if you are? I consistently stand by the phrase "Never know until you try.". Worked for me. I'm openly bisexual, and currently in a relationship with a girl that has lasted 3 years. I'm gonna propose soon, but now I'm getting off topic.
Just remember it's better to be yourself than be living a lie.

I suppose my secret is that I get scared... usually over nothing, but still, I fear what life has in store for me. I seem care-free and such, but still... it's an irrational fear I'd rather no one would know.

Volucer:
I convinced a friend to break up with her boyfriend when they were having troubles because I was attracted to her.

yea... me too. but they really didn't like each other anyway.
My secret: I am paranoid and apologize for things that aren't even my fault because my sister made me really paranoid and apologetic. Also I have this bad tendency to let people walk all over me.

Albino Ninja:
Also I have this bad tendency to let people walk all over me.

Shut up no one cares about your opinion :P (kidding)

But in all reality, really? That's gotta suck something fierce.

I have a friend who I've been infatuated with for about 4-5 years. I see her every couple of months when she dictates it.

She lives in another city and I am very aware of the fact that she uses me whenever there's some problem in her life. This is always whenever she's single and her communication *coincidently* lessens whenever she gets a new boyfriend. She does my head in but whenever she does finally either respond to me (my texts go unanswered) or instigates the communication (this very rarely happens) I find myself running to her.

Even when I'm with her one voice in my head is yelling that she's using me whilst another is saying 'this may be the time that she actually listens to me and realises my feelings'. Then there's a third voice that is telling the other two to shut up and just be a good friend to her, regardless of what happens.

Side Note: I think that I suffer from a minor case of autism and schizophrenia but I am too scared to tell anyone or even seek a psychologist because that will be admitting it to myself. I also believe that it will affect my employability in the future. It helps that I'm at university now because it will mean that anyone who is likely to notice anything are not around to notice.

the_tramp:
I have a friend who I've been infatuated with for about 4-5 years. I see her every couple of months when she dictates it.

She lives in another city and I am very aware of the fact that she uses me whenever there's some problem in her life. This is always whenever she's single and her communication *coincidently* lessens whenever she gets a new boyfriend. She does my head in but whenever she does finally either respond to me (my texts go unanswered) or instigates the communication (this very rarely happens) I find myself running to her.

Even when I'm with her one voice in my head is yelling that she's using me whilst another is saying 'this may be the time that she actually listens to me and realises my feelings'. Then there's a third voice that is telling the other two to shut up and just be a good friend to her, regardless of what happens.

Side Note: I think that I suffer from a minor case of autism and schizophrenia but I am too scared to tell anyone or even seek a psychologist because that will be admitting it to myself. I also believe that it will affect my employability in the future. It helps that I'm at university now because it will mean that anyone who is likely to notice anything are not around to notice.

Self Diagnosed mental diseases are pathetic. I absolutely despise the people that lock their selves in their mothers basements at the age of thirty and blame it on self diagnosed aspergers. Also, I really doubt you have schizophrenia, because it would most likely be VERY obvious if you did and weren't taking meds. Most people don't know what real schizophrenia even is.

the_tramp:
I She does my head in but whenever she does finally either respond to me (my texts go unanswered) or instigates the communication (this very rarely happens) I find myself running to her.

Even when I'm with her one voice in my head is yelling that she's using me whilst another is saying 'this may be the time that she actually listens to me and realises my feelings'. Then there's a third voice that is telling the other two to shut up and just be a good friend to her, regardless of what happens.

Text her your feelings, and finish with if you don't feel the same don't call me again, and i won't reply to any texts for the next 4 days.

Give your phone to a trusted friend and tell them not to give it to you for 4 days. Or if you have enough self control don't turn it on for 4 days.

She hasn't replied by the 6th day you sent the text she doesn't like you. If she replies with some "I kind of like you bullshit" or "I just want to be friends" then she doesn't like you and was using you.
You get it off your chest, and you might stress for 4-5 days but eventually you will feel much better. If you can't do it write it down and get a friend to text it on your phone for you.

Believe me you'll feel much better.

I hate people.

That is all

Aries_Split:
Self Diagnosed mental diseases are pathetic. I absolutely despise the people that lock their selves in their mothers basements at the age of thirty and blame it on self diagnosed aspergers. Also, I really doubt you have schizophrenia, because it would most likely be VERY obvious if you did and weren't taking meds. Most people don't know what real schizophrenia even is.

I completely agree with you, and looking back at my post I realise that I used the wrong wording, I should have said 'people say that I suffer...'. It's not a case of the fact that I have self diagnosed myself. Far from it. Random instances in my life, things that I do et cetera have become the norm for me. I find it normal, it's just when people see me doing these certain things, these things that feel normal, they say that it's not normal and that I should go to a psycologist to be diagnosed with x, y or z. I don't want to be labelled as having something.

the_tramp:

Aries_Split:
Self Diagnosed mental diseases are pathetic. I absolutely despise the people that lock their selves in their mothers basements at the age of thirty and blame it on self diagnosed aspergers. Also, I really doubt you have schizophrenia, because it would most likely be VERY obvious if you did and weren't taking meds. Most people don't know what real schizophrenia even is.

I completely agree with you, and looking back at my post I realise that I used the wrong wording, I should have said 'people say that I suffer...'. It's not a case of the fact that I have self diagnosed myself. Far from it. Random instances in my life, things that I do et cetera have become the norm for me. I find it normal, it's just when people see me doing these certain things, these things that feel normal, they say that it's not normal and that I should go to a psycologist to be diagnosed with x, y or z. I don't want to be labelled as having something.

First thing you need to know is that 99% of humans are Xenophobes. If anything you do doesn't sit right with them, they will attack you like a pack of viscous dogs. If anyone calls you weird, call them normal. We all have things that make us who we are. Society feels the need to label anything that they find weird. Don't let someone convince you that you are inferior, or that there is something wrong with you. I've seen plenty of good people become convinced they're crazy and kill themselves. It may seem extreme, but I know what it's like to be on the edge, with the feeling there is something wrong with you, because believe me, I've been there mate. And if it's any condolence, the fact that you are contemplating whether you have a disease or not makes me doubt you have it. Trust me though, I've been there.

I cheated on a guy before. I hate cheaters but I myself did it.
The only reason I call it cheating is because we hadn't been broken up for more than an hour when I kissed this guy I had had a crush on since freshman year in high school. =S

Also, I dressed as much like a boy as I could (baggy jeans one pair had a 55 inch wide hem on them, and baggy shirts) throughout middle and high school so that I wouldn't get asked out by guys. (I'm 6ft, 123lbs. >.<)

Monkfish Acc.:
Damn. So liking small breasts is a common thing among jewish guys? How odd. I've never noticed sexual preferances among different races. I could've sworn I was the only guy in the world who wasn't into blue-eyed blonds with massive jugs. And from what I've seen, I might be the only non-jewish one. How odd indeed.

Blue eyed blonde = fine, massive jugs are usually just unwieldy, not to mention quite uncomfortable for the girl in question without proper support and such.
I prefer a more modest bust size on women too, not jewish either. Guess it's a bit of a culture thing. Although for some reason Asian girls always seem more attractive to me, no idea why.

Not that I'd be able to approach a girl I really liked, I'm far to shy for that.
To afraid to mess things up.
Both relationships I've had basically started with them asking me out, not the other way around.

I befriend most inanimate objects and name them. The others I suspect of espionage and murder.

I have not played - Any of the halo games, portal, half life, team fortress, final fantasy, CoD, bioshock or system shock.

Now i must go kill myself...

Cheesus333:
I befriend most inanimate objects and name them. The others I suspect of espionage and murder.

I'm glad I'm not alone, my computer is called Simon.

I've sat through all of The Howling 4, Children of the Living Dead 3, Cyborg 3: The Recycler, and Armageddon(not the Bruce Willis flick. Rutger Hauer) all in one night.

I am your father!....

....take your time

Azhrarn-101:

Monkfish Acc.:
Damn. So liking small breasts is a common thing among jewish guys? How odd. I've never noticed sexual preferances among different races. I could've sworn I was the only guy in the world who wasn't into blue-eyed blonds with massive jugs. And from what I've seen, I might be the only non-jewish one. How odd indeed.

Blue eyed blonde = fine, massive jugs are usually just unwieldy, not to mention quite uncomfortable for the girl in question without proper support and such.
I prefer a more modest bust size on women too, not jewish either. Guess it's a bit of a culture thing. Although for some reason Asian girls always seem more attractive to me, no idea why.

Not that I'd be able to approach a girl I really liked, I'm far to shy for that.
To afraid to mess things up.
Both relationships I've had basically started with them asking me out, not the other way around.

Aye, I have a friend who's into asian girls. It's quite a common thing, apparently, so you're not alone.

And I, at the age of sixteen, have yet to ask anyone out. I have a few confidence issues. Some people take me as untrustworthy because I'm too shy to look them in the eye.
There has been a few girls that I have attempted to get closer to, however, but it always ends up with them thinking of me as a brother. Do you have any idea how bloody annoying that is? I'm one of the few that actualy does that "smacking my head against the wall" thing.

Guys, you need to be confident! Doesn't matter if you will fail when you ask a girl out... Either way you're missing out. Correct?

And as far as befriending inanimate objects? I haven't done that since a kid, except with the two chocobo stuffed animals I have. >.<

Also, little known fact about me to people who aren't in my very small circle of trusted friends: I'm a RPG freak.
I own all the FF's from 7-12 in perfect condition cases (damn well close on 7 but it's hard to find that unless you E-Bay which I don't) and all the Crono series and Legends of Dragoon. Plus the MMORPG I've played for 5 years. =]

Unholykrumpet:
I lie on a random basis. I don't lie to cover up something I did wrong, nor to get myself out of trouble. I lie, more or less, because I'm bored. I hate small talk, can't stand random bits of conversation that no one is going to remember, so I play games. I see lying as a skill, and I often tell outrageous tales just to see if I'm high enough in that skill to be able to. I rarely lie about anything important. It makes conversations more amusing. It's something I'm working on currently, but to be honest I sort of enjoy it. I can count on one hand the number of times I've been caught lying, and to give up on that seems kind of...silly. It's like a woodworker promising to never carve again.

Kind of in the same boat as you buddy.I do that and I steal things from time to time. Why? Simply because its got to the point where I just have to be ripping off museums and I would have it to an art form. Its gotten so bad that if I don't stop myself, when I walk into shops I find that I'm checking out the ways to rip the store off. I don't even have a use for half the stuff and end up giving it away to friends/family/charity's. I just do it a little unconsciously.

At a store i worked at a few years ago, i had learned how people reacted and had gained their trust along with knowing the layout of the store security to the point where i walked out of the shop with £100 worth of stuff in a bag that was also stolen cheerily saying my goodbyes to everyone, and no-one batted an eyelid. And this place was meant to have top rate security.

Crystine:
Guys, you need to be confident! Doesn't matter if you will fail when you ask a girl out... Either way you're missing out. Correct?

And as far as befriending inanimate objects? I haven't done that since a kid, except with the two chocobo stuffed animals I have. >.<

Also, little known fact about me to people who aren't in my very small circle of trusted friends: I'm a RPG freak.
I own all the FF's from 7-12 in perfect condition cases (damn well close on 7 but it's hard to find that unless you E-Bay which I don't) and all the Crono series and Legends of Dragoon. Plus the MMORPG I've played for 5 years. =]

It's kinda hard being confident when you're as big as I am. You know the guy who plays Matt Parkman in Heroes? I'm about the same size as him, only I've been blessed with manboobs. Also, a lot of people say that you should be yourself. They also say be confident. I'm not a confident person, I have to choose between one or the other. Now what?

Why would it only be known among your close friends? Damn, you should flaunt that kind of thing. Do you know how many guys are into gamer girls? I mean nice guys, not the idiots on xbox live. I've been on muhmorpuhguhs for quite a while, too, but mostly only on Runescape. I've yet to sample the wonders of WoW, but I've been thinking of giving it a go soon.

As for inanimate objects, who the hell doesn't have one silly thing they communicate with? I mean, when your car breaks down, you immediatly start telling it off. When your PC is being slow, you start to call it names. When any electrical equipment starts buggering up, you plead with it. Or am I the only idiot who's called his PC gayness in a jar? I don't befriend objects, I make enemys out of them. Other than that Whinney the Pooh thing that dances when you makes noise, I love that little bugger. He was bought for a friends toddler, but I just had to keep him. He's awesome.

blackcherry:

Unholykrumpet:
I lie on a random basis. I don't lie to cover up something I did wrong, nor to get myself out of trouble. I lie, more or less, because I'm bored. I hate small talk, can't stand random bits of conversation that no one is going to remember, so I play games. I see lying as a skill, and I often tell outrageous tales just to see if I'm high enough in that skill to be able to. I rarely lie about anything important. It makes conversations more amusing. It's something I'm working on currently, but to be honest I sort of enjoy it. I can count on one hand the number of times I've been caught lying, and to give up on that seems kind of...silly. It's like a woodworker promising to never carve again.

Kind of in the same boat as you buddy.I do that and I steal things from time to time. Why? Simply because its got to the point where I just have to be ripping off museums and I would have it to an art form. Its gotten so bad that if I don't stop myself, when I walk into shops I find that I'm checking out the ways to rip the store off. I don't even have a use for half the stuff and end up giving it away to friends/family/charity's. I just do it a little unconsciously.

At a store i worked at a few years ago, i had learned how people reacted and had gained their trust along with knowing the layout of the store security to the point where i walked out of the shop with £100 worth of stuff in a bag that was also stolen cheerily saying my goodbyes to everyone, and no-one batted an eyelid. And this place was meant to have top rate security.

That's sounds like Kleptomania, mate, you should have that looked at. Maybe you could stave off impulses to steal by taking small things from friends, like pencils and rubber bands. You might want to get it diagnosed first, though.