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Dayne Gonsalves
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What i'm saying is what do you think is the worse thing that could ever happen to you or the whole world?

The Iron Ninja
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Uh... dying would probably be up there somewhere.
This is a question with a pretty obvious answer.

Dayne Gonsalves
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The Iron Ninja:
Uh... dying would probably be up there somewhere.
This is a question with a pretty obvious answer.

i ment besides dying

Scolar Visari
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Dayne Gonsalves:

The Iron Ninja:
Uh... dying would probably be up there somewhere.
This is a question with a pretty obvious answer.

i ment besides dying

Getting to the point were you should die but don't? It doesn't seem like life can physically get any worse than that.

The Iron Ninja
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Ah, it appears forgot to use my 'figure out what people on the internet mean without them saying it' powers.

Being severly injured almost to the point of dying, becoming braindead and a burden to your grieving family

Do I win?

Scolar Visari
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The Iron Ninja:
Ah, it appears forgot to use my 'figure out what people on the internet mean without them saying it' powers.

Being severly injured almost to the point of dying, becoming braindead and a burden to your grieving family

Do I win?

Unless you want to count emotional or mental torment then it can get really nasty.

HomicidalDonut
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Dying and instantly being revived only to be killed again, then repeat the cycle with increasingly grousome, gorey, and painful deaths for the rest of eternity. Wait isn't that hell? Whoops.

Dayne Gonsalves
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i was hoping for something emotional

The Iron Ninja
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Drowning, then surviving, becoming just short of braindead, and your family is left to look after for the rest of your life until you finally pop your clogs.

HomicidalDonut:
Dying and instantly being revived only to be killed again, then repeat the cycle with increasingly grousome, gorey, and painful deaths for the rest of eternity. Wait isn't that hell? Whoops.

Nah, I have a feeling you'd get desensitived to it after a while.

fedpayne
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Why, do you feed off emotions?

I had a dream that I was on a plane and it crashed in the jungle, and because I helped everyone else on the plane out in surviving out there they decided to make me stay because I seemed to like life in the jungle.

Then I got attacked by a jaguar, which for some reason could fly. I killed it by putting my thumbs in its eyes. And I wept for the poor beast. That kinda sucked.

Or, this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcS5g7s76aY&feature=related

But that is also the best thing ever.

Bored Tomatoe
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Repeatedly stabbed in the balls with a rusty pocket knife.........

qbert4ever
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Being forced to listen to a loop of country music over and over again.

The Iron Ninja
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Being tied down to an uncomfortable metal chair, having your eyelids taped open. And forced to watch Meet the spartans on repeat while Metalica plays live on one side of you, and Disturbed plays on the other. And in between songs David Draiman and James Hetfeild come over and lick your face. Oh and Meet the Spartans has subtitles on.

TerribleTerryTate
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Hm...I'm going to go with death. If not that, my entire family being killed. Yep - both would suck pretty badly.

Bored Tomatoe
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The Iron Ninja:
Being tied down to an uncomfortable metal chair, having your eyelids taped open. And forced to watch Meet the spartans on repeat while Metalica plays live on one side of you, and Disturbed plays on the other. And in between songs David Draiman and James Hetfeild come over and lick your face. Oh and Meet the Spartans has subtitles on.

You really don't like disturbed do you?
That wouldn't be so bad, if it didn't have the face licking and meet the spartans......

Ares Tyr
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I think I'd rather die than go blind or deaf (or both). I think I could handle one or the other, but it'd suck a greeeaaaat deal. And if it were both, then I'd probably off myself.

The Iron Ninja
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Bored Tomatoe:

The Iron Ninja:
Being tied down to an uncomfortable metal chair, having your eyelids taped open. And forced to watch Meet the spartans on repeat while Metalica plays live on one side of you, and Disturbed plays on the other. And in between songs David Draiman and James Hetfeild come over and lick your face. Oh and Meet the Spartans has subtitles on.

You really don't like disturbed do you?
That wouldn't be so bad, if it didn't have the face licking and meet the spartans......

Fine then. And...
Once a day the man known only as 'hunka hunka elvis' comes in and gives you a lap dance, then spoon feeds you baby food while singing I would do anything for love (but I won't do that) by Meatloaf. Also during this period you are forced to watch the video of Hunka hunka elvis butchering the real Meatloaf with two fist-fulls of bleeding kittens. Now who in their right mind would want that?

Apologies to any homosexual fellows that wouldn't mind the face lickings and the hunka hunka elvis bits, you do whatever you want. I'm not one to judge.

jim_doki
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thus far this year i've been kicked out of two houses, do i win?

The Iron Ninja
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Well not really, it's the worst thing that could happen to you, not what did happen to you.
Do I win? Can it get any worse?

Drednought1
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What is it with death and you people?

Mine would be being separated from my girlfriend of 8 years by a wall i can see through and scream at but her never being able to hear what i say.

Jamash
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Dying, not so much for the affect it will have on my but the affect it would have on my Mum.
She's already a widow & if I died in her lifetime then it would just about finish her off, plus I don't know how she would cope with that & without me to help her round the house. Also what would she do with all my stuff in my room & all the loose ends I would leave behind.
Then there's also the affect it would have on my brother, he's just started a university course & is getting his life in order, but he'd probably have to give that up to support my Mum & to try to sort out all my shit.
Also if there is life after death, then it would be pretty bad for me, being in Heaven & watching my loved ones going through hell.

Not counting dying, it's hard for me to think of the worst thing that could happen to me, I've got a pretty vivid imagination & could probably think of lots dark & twisted things that I wouldn't want to happen to me.

To lighten the mood I'd say going to the doctors & finding out there was a mix up at my birth & that I was born female, & I'm actually a woman.

That would suck for me, considering I have a beard & balls.

Dramamine EX
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Being in the U.S. military.

I have a friend who went to basic and came back... All patriotic. It was scary.

brainiac2
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You know, no matter what the situation is, it could always be better, it could always be worse. Always.

Jaythulhu
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Hmmm, how about a world where parents of stupid children are in charge of our day to day lives, or the rightwing christian bible-bashing sect of america becomes the power that decides what we can and can't do.....oh wait, down in Australia the conseravtive christians have already won, despite the fact that Jesus would NOT be a conseravtive.

[potentially flame-worthy remark removed. I want encourage debate, not start a s**tfight]

Mistah Kurtz
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brainiac2:
You know, no matter what the situation is, it could always be better, it could always be worse. Always.

Well that one earns the thread award for most pointless and redundant comment.

rottenbutter
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Going blind and deaf, I would go crazy with no movies, TV, or video games, and I really don't want to have to read books in braille.

MightyMoose
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Being completely self-aware, but unable to control your own actions seems pretty bad...

Erana
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To go blind and deaf.
I wouldn't have any reason for life. D=

dib_dib_9@hotmail.co.uk
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Being forced to listen to noobs saying pwned over and over again

Chiasm
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Not sure why so many seem against being blind and deaf or even one of them. Honestly to gnash your teeth at the thought at cry fowl only means the lack of understanding at fate and one should be lucky to be able to experience a different life and different world many people never get to experience in their lives.

I think worst thing for me would be lack of memories without any knowledge of my past and all of my struggles and joys my body would be alive be my being would be dead.

excessum ado
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A woman could cutt off your penis while your sleeping and throw it out the window of a moving car. Also being a quadroplegic would be pretty bad as not only would your life be pointless it would be very challenging to even off yourself.

Jolly Madness
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That someone comes to kill me, but decides that it's not worth it and cuts off my arms instead and makes me listen to boyband music.

excessum ado
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sorry double post.

excessum ado
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Iron ninja See I would abuse you for making such a stupid comment about a great band like disturbed but you compared them to metallica, who are considered to be one of the best rock bands in existence so I can tell that your opinions and tastes are retarded that I need not worry.

Phoenix Arrow
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Headcrab.

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