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Beat Writer Posts: 191 Joined: 7 Jun 2008 | |
Copy Clerk Posts: 91 Joined: 30 Apr 2008 | Mobile phones...aye i agree. People playing their shit rap at shit quality from shit shiny small flip phones. Christ why cant a phone be a phone not a multi use death ray/transformer/ass scratcher. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1859 Joined: 13 Feb 2008 | ipods. Everyone has them, especially in high school. No matter what my teachers said, half the class would sit there listening to music instead of paying attention. These were always the same kids who failed the finals, using the "you never taught us this" excuse. Funny, when the teacher was teaching you this, all you said was "when are we going to use this? This is bullshit! I'm not gonna learn this!" Dumbasses. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 53 Joined: 10 Jul 2008 | XBox 360, because I prefer Sony's big black brick and the 360 doesn't seem to be much durable. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 980 Joined: 19 May 2008 | Tasers, when they are used on me. Otherwise, mobiles. |
Paperboy Posts: 40 Joined: 21 Jun 2008 | The little button on the traffic lights. Probably the 3rd most useless invention in the universe after the Imac and Iphone3G push the button, hey guess what you wait anyway sometimes longer. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 458 Joined: 2 Jun 2008 | just phones. I mean if someone leapt right up in your face and repeated "talk to me" quickly until you acknowledged them would be pretty annoying it's exactly the same with phones. smoke detectors...more specifically smoke detectors above the toaster. |
BANNED Posts: 829 Joined: 9 Aug 2008 | Computers. Why? People have access to the internet that way. User was banned for: Half-wits to the left of me, Wankers to the right. (Permanent) |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 562 Joined: 6 Jul 2008 | Cock rings. |
Beat Writer Posts: 151 Joined: 5 Jun 2008 | Apple Macs, I love their designs and see myself owning one in the future, but sometimes I want to throw them out of the window. (I work with Macs in college) |
Beat Writer Posts: 199 Joined: 1 Jan 2008 | printers from the 80-90s |
Beat Writer Posts: 131 Joined: 3 Sep 2008 |
hahaha. Im thinking the same thing |
Muckraker Posts: 301 Joined: 27 Aug 2008 | I have to agree on mobile phones. When technology becomes fashionable people lose the point. Technology is something we use to make life easier, not to become 'popular'. Who decided phones should be fashionable like clothing? It should be a bonus, not a deciding factor to buying a phone. Also, Mp3 Players in phones is something I hate, if only for the chavs at the back of the bus or in shopping centers blaring their annoying music out so everyone can hear it. |
BANNED Posts: 6 Joined: 6 Sep 2008 | Hal from 2001.if you have no idea what Hal or 2001 is i will fucking kill you,bring you back some how and tie you to a couch and force you to watch 2001 you mother fucker.(if you do know what i'm talking about than i'm sorry for hitting you with my "chansaw of deaft") User was banned for: xbox 360 cuts their price...again. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3903 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | What an auspicious beginning to your very short stay on the Escapist. I am torn, I love cars more than anything except my girlfriend, but at the same time, I hate them whenever I am unable to repair them... Still, I will agree with anything Apple, especially the iPoop and iPhone... |
Paperboy Posts: 40 Joined: 21 Jun 2008 | I have a natural detest to anything apple, not sure why, I think its genetic. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1373 Joined: 5 Aug 2008 | Dentist drills drive me crazy! The sounds is worse than nails on a chalk board, and it brings back some very painful memories. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2733 Joined: 8 May 2008 | Keanu Reeves. No, he wasn't born. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1859 Joined: 13 Feb 2008 |
QFT |
Muckraker Posts: 260 Joined: 4 Jul 2008 | Erm something a bit more obvious machine that I find annoying is the gun. It's so annoying when people point them at you and start demanding you give them your own personal possessions. I think we'd be better off without them. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 105 Joined: 27 Aug 2008 | I hate bluetooth mics for consoles the pitch they can pick up on those things you think that they were made for dogs or whales. |
Paperboy Posts: 18 Joined: 3 Sep 2008 | Bluetooth microphones. Seriously, stop you pretentious jackass with cyborg qualities. |
Beat Writer Posts: 178 Joined: 13 Mar 2008 |
I understand and concur. Their business practices always seemed a mite skeevy to me, and everyone who owns one of their products treats it like a cult icon from On High. I've used an iPhone. I've owned an iPod. They're not that special, and the gross price increase isn't worth the flashy logo and extra i. But the most annoying device would have to be smoke alarms. Necessary, yes, but I've never met one that didn't have a hair trigger that got set off by such terrible heat dangers as percolating coffee or Febreeze. If you want to live your life in peace, you have to negate their entire purpose for existing and take their batteries out. |
Paperboy Posts: 40 Joined: 21 Jun 2008 | my friend proved iphone doesnt even make a good paper weight |
Beat Writer Posts: 178 Joined: 13 Mar 2008 | They make an excellent baseball, though. Or, well, I'm assuming at least, based on my all-too-quickly bricked iPod's performance. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 585 Joined: 9 Feb 2008 |
That's definitely not a machine by definition.
QFT! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1471 Joined: 28 Jun 2008 | The Government. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 634 Joined: 25 Jun 2008 | If you live in the country then a Muck Spreader, especially if you're stick behind one driving down a long country lane. What could be more annoying than a slow moving huge bucket of shit? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1118 Joined: 8 Apr 2008 | Definitely computers, I'm good with them, and they're still unpredictable as all hell. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4448 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 |
I guess, but then again, who pays for [Canadian] Medical stuff? Oh yeah, us, via taxes. I find most gadgetry (Pagers, Bluetooth, Those Holo-screen goggle things, portable DVD players, Wireless Headphones, iTems) quite useless when I could be a utilitarian with a 2 year old Cell phone that does the job perfectly. Not that I have one. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1276 Joined: 29 Dec 2007 |
Quick change it before the fanboys notice! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1929 Joined: 15 Jun 2008 | I'm not an Apple fan either. I hated the Mac vs PC ads (though it gave us the Marvel Vs DC spoof versions, which are hilarious.) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1431 Joined: 9 Aug 2008 |
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Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 896 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 |
I have to agree shit music at shit quality makes a new phone seem crap. Also why arne't there phones with portal or grav guns? THAT WOULD RULE! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1513 Joined: 7 Sep 2008 | Computers... They can be some of the most frustrating machines I've ever imagined... They're also my favorite |
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What I mean is what type of device do you find the most frustrating? For me, its the mobile phone. (I did search this, but like 100 threads came up and I couldn't be bothered to check all of them out, so I just went it.)