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Kayevcee
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TheBadass:
it's by the guy who did Kung Fu Hustle

Sold! Mind you, I'm a Transformers fan who enjoyed our movie last year, so I guess I can withstand a lot of monkeying around with characters and plots. My only significant complaint is that Goku is American, which gives the whole thing a nasty Karate-Kid vibe. Still, Chow Yun Fat as Master Roshi? Awesome.

-Nick

gigastrike
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WolfLordAndy:
Prepare everyone... I found a teeser trailer. Cringe now and save time.

Clicky

I...is this real? How? How could anyone possibly make a movie that fails this badly?

WolfLordAndy
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Kayevcee:

TheBadass:
it's by the guy who did Kung Fu Hustle

Sold! Mind you, I'm a Transformers fan who enjoyed our movie last year, so I guess I can withstand a lot of monkeying around with characters and plots. My only significant complaint is that Goku is American, which gives the whole thing a nasty Karate-Kid vibe. Still, Chow Yun Fat as Master Roshi? Awesome.

-Nick

Unfortunately, he isnt directing, hes producing... so less effect on the movie as a whole. I loved Kung Fu Hussle, and some of the fight scenes in that were done very well, almost Dragonball-like. I would hope the fight scenes are pretty funky although the energy attacks looked pretty pathetic in the trailer.

I see what you mean about Karate Kid vibe, and I don't like it :/

This is gonna be one movie I won't feel bad downloading. If its actually anygood I may visit the cinerma afterwards.

crimson5pheonix
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dannydamage:

Syntax Error:
Loads of potential spolier-age

It's sort of off topic, so:

Well in Japan, I remember someone telling me, Bulma is the name of a clothing company or something.

Altorin
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crimson5pheonix:

dannydamage:

Syntax Error:
Loads of potential spolier-age

It's sort of off topic, so:

Well in Japan, I remember someone telling me, Bulma is the name of a clothing company or something.

Bulma is actually a pun on the word "Bloomer" which is another word for underwear.

ward.
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dannydamage:

ward.:

H.R.Shovenstuff:
I will be one of the over 9000!! people going to see this movie

Sorry, very sorry. Terrible joke.

Your soul will pay for that.

I'll be one of the first people to shout that out during the movie, we should start a petition like with snakes on a plane and stop them raping the source material.

How about, NOT GOING TO SEE IT! Wouldn't that get your message across better?

I thought the trailer was fake to be honest.

And miss out on an opportunity to drop a line like that though?

DannyDamage
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I just saw this and thought I'd share it. Perhaps a glimpse of things to come.....

I didn't know if we're allowed to post animated gifs or not. Sorry.

The Amazing Orgazmo
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rottenbutter:
My only hope is that it will be so bad that it's funny.

Just like the Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter movies?

Fruhstuck
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not true to the anime whatsoever, but could still be cool

WolfLordAndy
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Altorin:

crimson5pheonix:

dannydamage:

Syntax Error:
Loads of potential spolier-age

It's sort of off topic, so:

Well in Japan, I remember someone telling me, Bulma is the name of a clothing company or something.

Bulma is actually a pun on the word "Bloomer" which is another word for underwear.

Bulma's whole family is underwear, you obviously have Trunks, and her daughter in the original is called "Bra". Then you have Garlic Jr with Salt, Pepper, etc as his henchmen. King Piccolo had tamberine, drums, etc as his henchmen. Lots of silly little things in DB. If I remember correctly Chichi is acutally slang for breasts? Oh, and a more obvious one is Mr Satan (original name for Hercule) and his daughter Videl (deVil) and then Pan is an old devil god from... Norse? Viking mythology?

Archemetis
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zen5887:

H.R.Shovenstuff:
Piccolo is white.
Goku is a little prissy boy.
There will be no super saiyans.
I am by no means a DBZ fanboy, in fact I haven't even seen many of the episodes.
But by god, this is a travesty. What is the opinion of the escapist community on this movie?

1. Im not sure how man green actors there are
2. There were no super saiyans in the original Dragonball

Problem solved?

Piccolo's not white.
Goku also didn't go to school but that's been put in the film
Master Roshi isn't bald and doesn't wear neither sunglasses nor turtle shell
Piccolo in this film is in fact yellow, not white
the only thing that seems to be going as the anime intended is the dragonballs

RAWKSTAR
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Can't wait! Need something new to make fun of!

GloatingSwine
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And for the record, seeing as WE are talking about Trunks, it's my belief that Chrono from Chrono Trigger is actually based on Mari Trunks. The sword, the hair, the attitude and let's not forget the time-travelling!

It's not so much that Chrono is based on Trunks, but that Akira Toriyama can only draw six different people. He makes fun of himself for it at one point in Dr. Slump (one character disguises themself as another, and there's a marginal note saying that this only works because the he can only draw one female face. He has since branched out to two.. Either they look like Bulma (Jessica, Marle, Kluke, etc) or Android 18 (Zola, Ayla, etc))

This is also why he tends towards mad aliens and robots, so he doesn't run out of people so fast,

DannyDamage
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^^ There is that, but I think there's a little more to it. Like I said, the hair (okay so different colour), the sword, the character, the time travelling. Looking forward to the DS port of CT btw :D

Altorin
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GloatingSwine:

And for the record, seeing as WE are talking about Trunks, it's my belief that Chrono from Chrono Trigger is actually based on Mari Trunks. The sword, the hair, the attitude and let's not forget the time-travelling!

It's not so much that Chrono is based on Trunks, but that Akira Toriyama can only draw six different people. He makes fun of himself for it at one point in Dr. Slump (one character disguises themself as another, and there's a marginal note saying that this only works because the he can only draw one female face. He has since branched out to two.. Either they look like Bulma (Jessica, Marle, Kluke, etc) or Android 18 (Zola, Ayla, etc))

This is also why he tends towards mad aliens and robots, so he doesn't run out of people so fast,

it also explains why there are so many anthropomorphic animals in Dragon Ball.

Revelo
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[sigh] I guess for every few awesome Superhero film there is always the shite one around to spoil it. I am sure everyone is aware of Catwoman and the Fantastic Four films, best forgotten about. Especially now Jessica Alba has been replaced by Megan Fox as the hottest thing in the Universe.

Sadly despite being a huge DB and DBZ fan I am resigned to the reality this film is going to be so bad, they have just spat in the face of everyone who has waited years for this epic work to make it to the big screen and they have decided to forgot most fo what make it awesome.

Since next year it has to go head to head with the Wolverine film i am placing my bets with the guy with claws, especially after seeing that leaked footage which was an awesome trailer as I have ever seen.

I guess Goku is not unbeatable or indestructible after all.

FrostBurns
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The movie is based on the Original Dragonball not Dragonball Z so to all the people who keep reffering to it as though it has something to with DBZ your wrong, That being said I predict nothing but failure for this movie and I pray someone destroys it before its release and that it never sees the light of day!!

Altorin
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FrostBurns:
The movie is based on the Original Dragonball not Dragonball Z so to all the people who keep reffering to it as though it has something to with DBZ your wrong, That being said I predict nothing but failure for this movie and I pray someone destroys it before its release and that it never sees the light of day!!

If you actually know anything about the original dragon ball, you'd be able to see already how far off the mark they are.

AgentCLXXXIII
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This...
Just made Mortal Kombat Annihalation seem responsible.

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Altorin
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AgentCLXXXIII:
This...
Just made Mortal Kombat Annihalation seem responsible.

lol

it would be funny if they made this movie just to make the Mortal Kombat movies good in retrospection.

axia777
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This movie is just a horrible train wreck. It will be so bad that every DBZ fan of any age will weep tears of fear at the sight. It will make ten day old vomit on the ground look sexy. Look away friends and do not give the hacks who are responsible you cash.

Altorin
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axia777:
This movie is just a horrible train wreck. It will be so bad that every DBZ fan of any age will weep tears of fear at the sight. It will make ten day old vomit on the ground look sexy. Look away friends and do not give the hacks who are responsible you cash.

again, it's not a DBZ movie, but that being said, it seems to bear no semblance to the original DB either.

Sir_Montague
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ugh. not ok w me @ all... this will kill it forever

Altorin
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Sir_Montague:
ugh. not ok w me @ all... this will kill it forever

luckily, the franchise has been officially pretty dead for a while now.

SilentHunter7
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Altorin:

Sir_Montague:
ugh. not ok w me @ all... this will kill it forever

luckily, the franchise has been officially pretty dead for a while now.

Not if you take into consideration the people who bought 20 different dubs and remasters of Dead Zone, and have no qualms about buying a 21st.

Shiuz91
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Is this movie going to be good? in short no, in long noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Syntax Error
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Actually, Pan is the Japanese word for bread.

Altorin
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Syntax Error:
Actually, Pan is the Japanese word for bread.

yes, but Pan is also a goat-like nature god dating back to greek mythology, which christianity labelled as Satanic, turning Pan into a Satanic Icon.

Syntax Error
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Altorin:
yes, but Pan is also a goat-like nature god dating back to greek mythology, which christianity labelled as Satanic, turning Pan into a Satanic Icon.

To summarize:

Goku's side of the family: japanese food items
Hercule's side of the family: demons (as what WolfLordAndy said)

Pan is japanese for bread, and at the same time is a goat-like nature god dating back to greek mythology, which christianity labelled as Satanic, turning Pan into a Satanic Icon.

MY GOD!!!! Akira Toriyama is a wordplay genius!!!

WolfLordAndy
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Syntax Error:

Altorin:
yes, but Pan is also a goat-like nature god dating back to greek mythology, which christianity labelled as Satanic, turning Pan into a Satanic Icon.

To summarize:

Goku's side of the family: japanese food items
Hercule's side of the family: demons (as what WolfLordAndy said)

Pan is japanese for bread, and at the same time is a goat-like nature god dating back to greek mythology, which christianity labelled as Satanic, turning Pan into a Satanic Icon.

MY GOD!!!! Akira Toriyama is a wordplay genius!!!

Makes you wonder what else he squeezed in name wise without anyone knowing (Unless they speak Japanese that is!)

DC_Josh
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Looks like the DBZ movie is suffering from "Wanted" syndrome. The writer/director heard of DBZ/DB and said "This gives me an idea, if we remove 90% of the story we can make a really cool film. Someone get Uwe Boll on the phone..."

axia777
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Altorin:

axia777:
This movie is just a horrible train wreck. It will be so bad that every DBZ fan of any age will weep tears of fear at the sight. It will make ten day old vomit on the ground look sexy. Look away friends and do not give the hacks who are responsible you cash.

again, it's not a DBZ movie, but that being said, it seems to bear no semblance to the original DB either.

Okay. Then it will be a DB train wreck.

Gahars
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H.R.Shovenstuff:
Piccolo is white.
Goku is a little prissy boy.
There will be no super saiyans.
I am by no means a DBZ fanboy, in fact I haven't even seen many of the episodes.
But by god, this is a travesty. What is the opinion of the escapist community on this movie?

I agree completely

When I first saw Goku, or maybe it was an interpretation of another character from the series, I thought that it was the asian Shia Labeuf.

But seriously, there's just no chance for this movie to be any good.

Doesn't mean it can't be enjoyable for all the wrong reasons, though...

Altorin
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crimson5pheonix
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Altorin:
http://www.megamanfilm.com/home.html

hahaha

I'm scared. I don't feel secure anymore. I hate what you've done.