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Labyrinth:

poleboy:

Labyrinth:
A dominatrix with a riding crop and violin in one hand, megaphone in the other and one stiletto kink heel upon the skull of a celebrity. Preferably Hilton.

How the hell are you going to play the violin with all that other stuff in your hands? I like the image, though.

Mine would be a pirate with a white dove on his shoulder instead of a parrot.

I am a dominatrix able to put my stiletto heel through Paris Hilton's thick skull. Do. Not. Question. My. Talents.

hmm... that'd be a sight worth seeing.

Anywho. A guy with a bottle of alcohol in one hand, a sword in the other and one hell of a sarcastic tone. Oh and don't forget the dislike of (almost) any kind of non-metal music.

Long black leather coat with a Marijuana leaf embossed on the back (if we are being specific), emo and trendy seeking katana(as the reference to Japanese culture) .. or any self righteous pricks for that matter.

Yep, thats me personified. Did I mention I'm a centaur....

I would look like I do now, but with a staff of lightning in one hand, and a long, thin halberd of onyx in the other. That, in my collared shirt and fedora. awesomeness.

A glass statue.

cthulhu...
enough said

very interesting and imaginitive.

It would be me. Only more bad-ass, because I'd be wielding mai Holy Avenger +16 . It shoots 3d20 lightning and is ON FIRE.

....i'm gonna have to draw this thing sometime :p

Anarchemitis:
A loving, humorous and wry fellow who knows way too much about obscure things. Piloting a Hiigaran Flak Frigate.

Dude, the Flak Frigates are awesome. Nothing quite like an entire armada of fighters/bombers being torn to little pieces by a half dozen Flak Frigates.

As for me, It would be an easel with a pencil floating in front of it, constantly recording everything about everything around it. A near-perfect system of accessible records, but with very poor penmanship.

Lemme see... The head would be on a swivel because of my ADD. A face shaped to allow neither eye to have any peripherals, concave, I guess. Four long arms, one on each of four sides on a round body. The way the arms raise up would resemble an umbrella and they'd each hold a metaphor: An olive branch, a spear, a mirror, and a book. The body would taper into a point, and the arms would be used for walking.

My first post, how am I doing?

Mine would be a humanoid figure with a mask that covers a mirror for its face.

Take that as you will.

Mine would probably be those little angel and devil that appear on peoples shoulers. Only neither one can be bothered suggesting thing to me. Lazy little buggers>:(

I'm whatever you want baby. *Wink, Wink*

;)

ZantetsukenQ:
Long black leather coat with a Marijuana leaf embossed on the back (if we are being specific), emo and trendy seeking katana(as the reference to Japanese culture) .. or any self righteous pricks for that matter.

Yep, thats me personified. Did I mention I'm a centaur....

Your avatar is the Win. >.>

A smiling man in an over-the-top, jester's outfit.

With an excecutioner's sword.

Mine would be a guy that looks strangely too like vampire hunter D (best vampire movie EVAR) and who makes somewhat witty comments at stupid and pointless things.

A young child holding a rose is looking up at an adult version of himself holding a sword.
The young childs hand is bleeding but he's completely spotless, and the adult is filthy and covered in wounds.
They're standing in a massive room with thousands of cracked mirrors.
Their face is in all the mirrors, laughing maniacly.

Or

An ape is beating a human with a large fish.
A leprechaun with a pipe is popping his head in through the roof.
The floor is covered with chocolate.
The backround is so wildly colourful that it hurts the eyes.

Yep. The vast contrast between angst and the bizzare. Don't ya just love it?
I'm assuming it's supposed to be a still image?

damn, thats very imaginitive. Good work

rakdosleader:
damn, thats very imaginitive. Good work

Well, I try.

A boot stomping on a face, forever.

A very lazy very arrogant cat.

A dude with a Flamethrower than shot flaming rockets!

Probably something very unimpressive but I would love something like a human wearing a combination of robes and armour with birdlike wings on one side and bat like on the other and wearing half a mask and the other half just the face. Something that shows balance

Mine would be a big Black Hole, after all those years of pain and me pushing people awa--Ok, No, I'm kidding.

Mine would be a black armadillo with insect wings mounted on a yellow Tonka tractor, holding frying pans as his main weapons and spitting shiny blue corrosive ooze. Yeah.

Try to figure that out.

Pit of Despair:
A boot stomping on a face, forever.

That is so Orwell.

A slightly batshit insane gypsy woman that wears corsets and can read peoples minds. Hobbies include walks on the beach and killing things with her flaming machetes of rape.

Surrealonomist Ph.D.

Need I say more?

A blonde boy of about 16.

Docile, but not too shy.

NanashiDorobou:
Lemme see... The head would be on a swivel because of my ADD. A face shaped to allow neither eye to have any peripherals, concave, I guess. Four long arms, one on each of four sides on a round body. The way the arms raise up would resemble an umbrella and they'd each hold a metaphor: An olive branch, a spear, a mirror, and a book. The body would taper into a point, and the arms would be used for walking.

My first post, how am I doing?

Very well. Welcome to The Escapist (**hands welcome basket, with assorted goodies**), and hope you enjoy yourself.

Copter400:
A smiling man in an over-the-top, jester's outfit.

With an executioner's sword.

Too bad, you're already Father Gregori in my eyes. Perhaps a compromise- you get the sword, and I get the Father- is in order?

An evil, fat, spiteful, hateful murderer. Dark clothing, bald holding something sharp.

In all reality I'm a bad person, mostly through nature but there's some parts I was born with.

So that'd be me.

Labyrinth:
A dominatrix with a riding crop and violin in one hand, megaphone in the other and one stiletto kink heel upon the skull of a celebrity. Preferably Hilton.

XD Can I be your friend?

Mine would be a large, black Wolf with a half-dead chav in my jaws.

And standing on a pile of dead ones.

I look scary but I'm loyal to the people I like.

The Illuminati logo from Deus Ex, just looks exactly like some sort of world controling corporation.

Or a black cloaked figure with a raven's head reflecting a creepy shadow upon a wall.

Any cover art for any of the Dresden Files books.

Hmm tough question. I guess I'd be someone of average height and muscle but with a massive and effective shield in my hand but no body armor on (reflecting that i have strong outter defences for my personality but past that I'm pretty insecure and sensitive.)

I'd have a lightsaber in my other hand since I'd be partly jedi due to my undying discipline and a cloak with a hood since it's part of my nature to conceal my true intentions until such a time i see fit. My face would be as it is now (quite round) but my eyes would be different colours, one blue and one red to symbolise how i can sway from good to evil depending on the situation.

Lastly my hair would be silver to represent maturity (hope I'm not being too immature by saying that.)

A Timber Wolf Omnimech. In A configuration, painted red with a giant cannabis leaf covering it. With a sound system powered my a nuclear reactor blasting out aphex twin's come to daddy.
Just thinking about it makes me feel all warm inside. The image of it fireing off long range missels down onto my puny enemy's, the sound of it's heavy foot steps. Reactor online! Weapons online! All systems nominal muhahaahhahhahaha!

A squirrel with a minimal sense of direction, but a good sense of danger and remarkably friendly. Also, riding a speedboat. And laser breath.

Labyrinth:

ZantetsukenQ:
Long black leather coat with a Marijuana leaf embossed on the back (if we are being specific), emo and trendy seeking katana(as the reference to Japanese culture) .. or any self righteous pricks for that matter.

Yep, thats me personified. Did I mention I'm a centaur....

Your avatar is the Win. >.>

Ah, fellow Opeth fans? A pleasure.