Since all my reallife friends are not available right, I just wanted to tell somebody, my girlfriend just told me on ICQ she had to discuss something "personal" and its "about us" and she can come visit me in two hours. She was strange the last days anyway so my paranoid mind tells me Iīm gonna be single in three hours. Although we had like no problems, not that iīm aware of anyway, probably I just didnīt pay attention.
Question is, how do I prevent myself from going insane the next two hours?
Feel free to share your experience with those "we need to talk"-things. Thank you for your attention.

Write your name and hers in your own blood all over the wall of your room to show your commitment to her? Trust me, that takes about two hours.

Sorry, that's probably not helping.

I don't know, go for a long run? Play portal as fast as you can. Try and complete a speed run on RE4 (bonus points for completing it while she nags you). Put your games/books/DVDs into an A-Z order, then do it by genre.

Well I donīt own both games, not even a proper system to play them on.
My books are already sorted by language and genre.
One and a half hour to go, not completely crazy.

Go down to the supermarket and buy as much of any drink as you can. Beer, milk, soda, water, anything. Now drink it all as fast as possible. If you're any good you can go through ten glasses (I mean nice, tall glasses. Not them coffee mugs.) without your stomach exploding.
Believe me, its possible.
*winces*
Or hit your lawn (assuming you have one) with a hammer. House plants work too. If anyone asks, stare at them and say its stress therapy.

Too much liquid in your body kills you, so Iīll safe that one for after she left me.
(just kidding donīt call the cops)

Join the Darkside?

- Thats my answer for all problems *note* Dosn't always work.

I recommend listing out stuff not related to her that you can improve upon.

Whenever a major change happened in my life for the last few years I figure out one area I can improve upon. Even if a change doesn't occur then I have it on the back burner.

In the last year I've been eating better, exercising more, dressing better, planning ahead more, keeping my place cleaner, making more money, etc.

It all works out.

I hope we get feedback, I kind of want to know what happened now.

write her a poem about how much you like her, and make it decent. That should take a couple of hours If she is trying to leave you, she might decide against it after reading the poem. If she isn't going to leave you then you might get laid. Win win situation.

AntiAntagonist:
I recommend listing out stuff not related to her that you can improve upon.

Whenever a major change happened in my life for the last few years I figure out one area I can improve upon. Even if a change doesn't occur then I have it on the back burner.

In the last year I've been eating better, exercising more, dressing better, planning ahead more, keeping my place cleaner, making more money, etc.

It all works out.

Working out, concentrating on my studies, continue writing.... yeah thereīs a lot

rossatdi: I wonīt let you down.

You could see how many times you can dribble a basketball in an hour, and then try to break that record.

Shoot the Runner, Shoot Shoot the Runner!

Or play Rock Band

Go play Portal again.

Pros:
- Fits perfectly into two hours
- Puts you in a better mood
- Is fucking awesome

Cons:
- Can lead you to say very strange things to hew about your relationship being a cake

Con: I donīt have Portal

Get onto steam and download the buggering thing then, what the heck are you waiting for?!

Is this still like, going on? Or has it already ended?

I am waiting till I can buy myself a computer that can run Portal.

Sheīs not here yet. Ohh, the tension.

Imagine you're playing Portal? I hear it's almost as good.

Or try not to think about it too much.

try the flash version of portal on newgrounds. Sort of similiar but without the good graphics and stuff.

Masturbate

Furiously

Or take your two hours and prepare yourself mentally for gone of two potential disasters:
Getting dumped

Or worse ....

"Honey, I'm pregnant."

Have a quick joint than dunk your head in a bucket of cold water, the effects should of left you soon enough.

I love how this thread has been subtley hi-jacked from...

"I'm in a state of emotional distress, please offer support" to...

"Here's a list of ways to play Portal!"

so are you single then?????

carsenere:
so are you single then?????

Are you offering him a shoulder to cry on?

By my watch he's got 15 minutes left. That's enough time for a stress busting wank (assuming she has to knock on a door or something to gain access).

But there's still time to set up a noose and surprise her with your lifeless body dangling from the light fixture. I'm certainly not condoning suicide but it would certainly be an excellent prank.

no taking the piss lol

i have a heart of stone and never got the whole sympathy thing

rossatdi:
By my watch he's got 15 minutes left. That's enough time for a stress busting wank (assuming she has to knock on a door or something to gain access).

But there's still time to set up a noose and surprise her with your lifeless body dangling from the light fixture. I'm certainly not condoning suicide but it would certainly be an excellent prank.

or get a lot of red food couloring and a toy gun ( if her sense of humour is that way inclined)

I know a way how you can spend 2 hours! By reading the comments made in the topic, "How to spend two hours".
As I see, you've filled your time with funny reading.

Sooo yep that was quick
she "doesnīt know" if she loves me anymore and needs a "break" to "make up her mind" (I hope you understand what I mean since we had that conversatoin in german and I donīt know if Iīm using the right terms here)

So it looks like Iīm gonna be single for the first time in five years (2 relationships)
I guess, a proper question in this forum would be, I have an Xbox and a 450MHz PC, what do I play? :(

see you should of took my poem advice...

Damn man, sorry to hear that. Best antidote is rush out and try and sleep with her best friend/sister as fast as humanly possible (date rape drugs included).

On the other hand being single is not a bad thing. Learn to enjoy life for yourself and go spend time with your friends.

And get drunk tonight, very very very drunk. You'll have a good cry and everything will be fine (except you head).

Also, PC. Nothing screams social distress more than hunched over a keyboard crying.

Morrowind on either system, a great way to waste many, many hours. If you get the PC version download the better bodies mod, you'll soon forget about your ex.

Your Spore penismonszter avatar is quite fitting

Well...did you die yet? Is she pregnant? How could you? Don't you know what protection is? WEAR A CONDOM!!

Sorry to hear that. What she said kinda sounded directly coming for a movie tbh.

And rossatdi had some good advice. Listen to him, he is a very, very wise man.