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Muckraker  Posts: 226 Joined: 26 Sep 2008     | |
Paperboy  Posts: 13 Joined: 23 Jul 2008   | ok heres the truth, aids doesn't exsist it's all the government, see when someone gets aids they get added to the de-population list, then when your supposed to die of "aids" you get a sniper bullet in the head. also george bush is a sock puppet |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2658 Joined: 3 Mar 2008    |
I'm not disagreeing with you. Kevin Rudd is way too right-wing to be a Labor politician. EDIT: However, his predecessor, Mark Latham, was so psychotically left-wing that he went off the spectrum. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 928 Joined: 22 Jul 2008    |
We gotta find a balance somewhere don't we? Also what i meant to add as to why that is my favourite theroy is because I love the mental image of Gough seeing the UFO on a trip to Queensland and literally 'shooting it down' himself with a .22, and then just camping out on the remains to protect them from Nixon until he was sacked. ...Don't judge me okay? |
Muckraker  Posts: 329 Joined: 17 Apr 2008   | Thats what they want you to think... |
Beat Writer  Posts: 132 Joined: 21 Feb 2008 | I can't help but wonder... What if CanadianWookie is working for the MIB, and has started a thread asking for people's conspiracy theories in order to root out the people who are onto them?!?!?! We've Been Set Up!! |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 111 Joined: 28 Sep 2008 | Due to my extensive scientific studies, tinfoil does not block out the mind control rays. You actually have to use soft iron formed into a slight triangle shape, to reflect the rays. Also, mind control rays don't exist. |
BANNED  Posts: 155 Joined: 30 Sep 2008 |
Yah i just coppied and pasted it from somewhere else for shits and giggles. User was banned for: MGS 2...Is it just Raiden?. (Permanent) |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 433 Joined: 20 Aug 2008   | I suspect trees and plants of laughing at me behind my back. In addition, I'm frequently paranoid that people can hear the bad things I'm thinking about them. Also that I'm the only person in the entire world without the ability to read minds, and that people are just keeping it secret purely to spite me. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1621 Joined: 6 Jun 2008   |
If it was just one eye doctor in my area I would believe you. But I've been to three eye doctors who said I need to be in eye glasses even though I have perfect vision. I have a friend who moved here from another state and he went to 4 eye doctors who said he needed eye glasses even though he had perfect vision. I have another friend from a different state and the same thing happened to him. they're working together. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 55 Joined: 14 Aug 2008 | Get ready to have your mind blown...we never landed on the sun...tell no one. |
Muckraker  Posts: 238 Joined: 8 Feb 2008 | I always thought inanimate objects were out to humiliate me, turns out i was just clumsy. |
Section Editor  Posts: 317 Joined: 30 Nov 2007  | Proverbs for Paranoids: |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 587 Joined: 23 Feb 2008   |
That's ridiculous, it was debunked by Sn.... oh dear god. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 120 Joined: 9 Oct 2008 | My personal favourite theory: Google and all major search engines are being controlled by the mysterious MIB, and therefore censor your searches on the internet from finding out the truth! Look it up, you won't find it... They never do... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2658 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 |
Now that i think of it... I actually agree with you. I can picture it as well. But if you want a real Aussie conspiracy, look no further than Harold Holt. He's still a mystery. |
Paperboy  Posts: 17 Joined: 11 Oct 2008 | I thought this was interesting since I work in biochemistry field. There are three toxicologists on my floor with the same basic goal of determining what cancer cells are and how to neutralize their effects, etcetera. We were sure that one of our girls had it but she could never recieve anymore funding for her experiments or for any new team members for that matter, or even workable test subjects (rats, mice, hamsters, etc...) Though, it was a joke at the time, someone mentioned at lunch that the government must not want us to find suitable treatments for cancer. Potentially, not a conspiracy, but alarming just the same. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1052 Joined: 15 Jun 2008  |
You mean Solipsism? |
Muckraker  Posts: 330 Joined: 4 Jun 2008 |
"Even paranoids have enemies." |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 54 Joined: 4 Jun 2008 |
Nah, that's just perfectly ordinary paranoia, I get that too. As for conspiracies...plums are a lie? Sorry I couldn't think of anything good. |
Muckraker  Posts: 229 Joined: 29 Apr 2008 | My conspiracy is that THERE ARE NO CONSPIRACIES just paranoid bloggers. |
Paperboy Posts: 13 Joined: 23 Jul 2008 | my theory is that we have conspiracys for shits and giggles, also that canada is a place that is run by mooses and polar bears, also the reason that it wasn't bombed is cause it has nothing worthwhile (maple syrup doesn't count), and if it were to attack america it would have to launch a pine tree across the border (thank all the canadian jackasses online for this one, if you keep making fun of america we wil make fun of your country), also the reason british people are so defensive about their country is cause they know no one else cares about their country, and the reason they have bad teeth is that they are trying to come up with a legitimate reason that women will not want to go out with them, but in accuality they just don't brush they're teeth because they're stupid (paid for by the british assholes on xbox live) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1039 Joined: 10 Oct 2008 | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2913 Joined: 4 May 2008     |
Well, there are always the surprising couple that prove that life throws you a curveball. But, apart from those (almost always political) ones, there are just paranoid bloggers. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1052 Joined: 15 Jun 2008 |
What's the difference? |
Muckraker  Posts: 296 Joined: 4 Aug 2008 | The government are covering up the discovery of alien artifacts and are slowly preparing us for the truth! (Partially joking..) |
Beat Writer  Posts: 199 Joined: 13 Oct 2008 | How Australia released Chopper so soon...did they do it just so television parodies could be created for everyone to have a laugh??? That man is 100% nuts! Also, 9/11, the Pentagon & that field in bumf*ck nowhere...You're really telling me that TWO planes crashed, and every last piece of wreckage was disintegrated??? |
Beat Writer  Posts: 215 Joined: 27 Sep 2008 | The USA government has sexual movies / games / TV rated for 18+ and violence for 13+. It makes perfect sense if you look at it, this worlds overpopulated in a lot of areas. What better way to control it? Discourage reproduction and encourage violence and warfare. It keeps the population in check and keeps everyone happy. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 184 Joined: 8 May 2008 | I have my beliefs about the 9/11 tragedy. I belive that yes it was an orchestrated plot, by someone, high up in our government. They likely worked with a country like Iran, who has the powerful Hezbollah organization. They used willing iranian citizens who did actually launch the attack. And then somewhere along the line of "it's hezbollah lets blow that shit up." it became, "it's Iraq, lets invade and try and become world police." Another inc ludes that area 51 is really just a normal research facility that the government propegates as a secret alien reseacrch facility with movies and the internet. It's simply a cover for area XYZ that is the real alien research facility. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 112 Joined: 19 Sep 2008 | My conspiracy theory... Jesus was an Alien. All the tales about him add up to the fact that he had a much greater interlect and power over everything. The virgin birth: Alien abduction and implantation? Was he a hybrid? Or a truely "planted" agent. Finally, Rising to the heavens: He simply went home, a flying saucer came along and beamed him up like in so many crappy B-movies. But to simple folk of the day, he was ascending to the heavens! Maybe aliens are watching us right now seeing how we created a religion by some alien 2000 years ago, and how wrong we got it. We could be one big reality TV show for them, and I bet they laugh their arses off at Sunday morning services! ;-) |
Muckraker Posts: 238 Joined: 8 Feb 2008 |
It was like reading my own brain, holy SHIT, people can read my mind!!! |
Muckraker  Posts: 243 Joined: 27 Mar 2008 | Toothpaste contains silica. Silica abrades tooth enamel, making your teeth more susceptible to decay and damage UNLESS, that is... Unless you keep using toothpaste, which has enough helpful ingredients to keep the bad-ness at bay. This is the line handed down by one of my favorite science teachers, about fifteen years ago. I don't know if he was being serious. But it's an amusing theory. For my own part, I've grown out of conspiracy theories. They're fun, but generally bunk. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4066 Joined: 24 Apr 2008    | The american government never puts out enough evidence to 'conclusively' prove that they had no ties to 9/11 so they can spot those they need to prevent reproducing by the fools that accuse them of it. Brilliance. |
Muckraker Posts: 243 Joined: 27 Mar 2008 |
Fred Brown wrote a lovely short story called "It Didn't Happened" which contained Along the same Fred Brown lines, this. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 433 Joined: 20 Aug 2008 | |
1) Reality is a lie invented by "cyber-terrorist communnazis" (I love that group of people)
2) The http://evilatheistconspiracy.org/ -doesnt exist
3) JFK, Elvis and lincon were abducted by aliens and will return to us in a couple of hundred years to lead mankind to the future