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Who would win, Vampires or Zombies?
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(ZHU) Michael
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Janus Vesta:

We're talking about Zombies, Vampires and Crabs and you want to bring up sense and logic?

Wacko.

I'm saying use logic so that we can eventually get to a diffinative answer (though it looks like that won't happen) if we allow everything than it's a giant mess as every power you can think of has been written for both sides

Anarchemitis
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Zombies will never stop, as long as not the protagonist(s) are propagating the species.

(ZHU) Michael
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Janus Vesta:

Vampires were created in the netherworld. It takes netherworld energy to turn a human into a vampire, zombies are just corpses controlled by a virus.

I always thought that the only way a vampire makes sense is blood disorder plus allergic reaction to light, in which case they have no powers only weakness

(ZHU) Michael
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Anarchemitis:
Zombies will never stop, as long as not the protagonist(s) are propagating the species.

please help me fight off the unbelievers, i just wanted to make a fun poll and get drunk tonight

Janus Vesta
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(ZHU) Michael:

Janus Vesta:

We're talking about Zombies, Vampires and Crabs and you want to bring up sense and logic?

Wacko.

I'm saying use logic so that we can eventually get to a diffinative answer (though it looks like that won't happen) if we allow everything than it's a giant mess as every power you can think of has been written for both sides

I hope you know vampires are considered the most powerful supernatural creature. And zombies don't have powers, just lack of pain reseptors in the brain.

As a side question: Is my avatar annoyingly blurry to you. It's pissing me off.

L1250
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(ZHU) Michael:

Janus Vesta:

Zombies aren't otherworldly. They can't use netherworld energy. Witches can, werewolves can, zombies can't. And a cell needs food to perform an action. It can't react without energy to do so.

but if vampires have netherworld for no other reason that it has been written why can't zombies for the same reasons?

Because allowing that essentially says "Okay, it's fine to just pull facts out of your ass to support your argument now". And under that logic, I say that vampires have the ability to kill every zombie everywhere by existing.

Janus Vesta
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(ZHU) Michael:

Janus Vesta:

Vampires were created in the netherworld. It takes netherworld energy to turn a human into a vampire, zombies are just corpses controlled by a virus.

I always thought that the only way a vampire makes sense is blood disorder plus allergic reaction to light, in which case they have no powers only weakness

That sounds more like a guy with leukemia than a vampire.

(ZHU) Michael:

Anarchemitis:
Zombies will never stop, as long as not the protagonist(s) are propagating the species.

please help me fight off the unbelievers, i just wanted to make a fun poll and get drunk tonight

And you started some serious buisness instead.

(ZHU) Michael
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Janus Vesta:

I hope you know vampires are considered the most powerful supernatural creature. And zombies don't have powers, just lack of pain reseptors in the brain.

As a side question: Is my avatar annoyingly blurry to you. It's pissing me off.

I've already answered your main question and as for the side question, I can see it fine, id mine clear?

Jamanticus
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(ZHU) Michael:

Janus Vesta:

We're talking about Zombies, Vampires and Crabs and you want to bring up sense and logic?

Wacko.

I'm saying use logic so that we can eventually get to a diffinative answer (though it looks like that won't happen) if we allow everything than it's a giant mess as every power you can think of has been written for both sides

Alright, the only way that will happen is if we come to a consensus on what powers and abilities vampires/zombies have.

No logic this time, because it doesn't apply to zombies or vampires:

Vampires:
supernatural strength
supernatural speed
very intelligent
can't go out in the daytime
can regenerate wounds
need blood to be at their peak

Zombies:
can't be killed except by severely damaging the brain
come after prey in swarms
are more numerous than the vampires
can infect normal humans and turn them into zombies
eat brains
unnaturally strong
slow-moving
have very simple minds

How does that list look?

(ZHU) Michael
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L1250:

but if vampires have netherworld for no other reason that it has been written why can't zombies for the same reasons?

Because allowing that essentially says "Okay, it's fine to just pull facts out of your ass to support your argument now". And under that logic, I say that vampires have the ability to kill every zombie everywhere by existing.[/quote]
and I say the same for zombies to kill all vampires, hence the need for not allowing anything that can't be explained

Janus Vesta
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(ZHU) Michael:

Janus Vesta:

I hope you know vampires are considered the most powerful supernatural creature. And zombies don't have powers, just lack of pain reseptors in the brain.

As a side question: Is my avatar annoyingly blurry to you. It's pissing me off.

I've already answered your main question and as for the side question, I can see it fine, id mine clear?

Yours is fine. But she is not as sharp as the original pic. Probably because it was resized.

Limos
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I think the vamps would ignore the zombie outbreak until it's too late and then come out of their lairs to find that everyone else is a zombie. They will bust zombie heads for a while until they get weak from lack of blood and then be ripped apart by the remaining zombies. Then the crab people will rise up out of the oceans, kill all the zombies and establish Crabtopia. A utopian society, for crabs, by crabs.

Janus Vesta
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jamanticus:

(ZHU) Michael:

Janus Vesta:

We're talking about Zombies, Vampires and Crabs and you want to bring up sense and logic?

Wacko.

I'm saying use logic so that we can eventually get to a diffinative answer (though it looks like that won't happen) if we allow everything than it's a giant mess as every power you can think of has been written for both sides

Alright, the only way that will happen is if we come to a consensus on what powers and abilities vampires/zombies have.

No logic this time, because it doesn't apply to zombies or vampires:

Vampires:
supernatural strength
supernatural speed
very intelligent
can't go out in the daytime
can regenerate wounds
need blood to be at their peak

Zombies:
can't be killed except by severely damaging the brain
come after prey in swarms
are more numerous than the vampires
can infect normal humans and turn them into zombies
eat brains
unnaturally strong
slow-moving
have very simple minds

How does that list look?

For vampire add TRUE vampires (born ones not ex-humans) can fly.
For zombie add that it's relentless and will NEVER back down. (Unlike a vampire who will try to save it's self)

L1250
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Anarchemitis:
Zombies will never stop, as long as not the protagonist(s) are propagating the species.

The protagonists are the ones fighting the outbreak, and the vampires are fighting the outbreak in this scenario, therefore vampires= protagonists= defeated zombies.

Limos
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jamanticus:

(ZHU) Michael:

Janus Vesta:

We're talking about Zombies, Vampires and Crabs and you want to bring up sense and logic?

Wacko.

I'm saying use logic so that we can eventually get to a diffinative answer (though it looks like that won't happen) if we allow everything than it's a giant mess as every power you can think of has been written for both sides

Alright, the only way that will happen is if we come to a consensus on what powers and abilities vampires/zombies have.

No logic this time, because it doesn't apply to zombies or vampires:

Vampires:
supernatural strength
supernatural speed
very intelligent
can't go out in the daytime
can regenerate wounds
need blood to be at their peak

Zombies:
can't be killed except by severely damaging the brain
come after prey in swarms
are more numerous than the vampires
can infect normal humans and turn them into zombies
eat brains
unnaturally strong
slow-moving
have very simple minds

How does that list look?

Crabs:
Live under the sea
More numerous than either side
Pincers of doom
Can breed to make more of themselves

The zombies would ignore them while the crabs scuttle into Vampire lairs by day and pinch them to death in their coffins.

LewsTherin
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hmmm...I'd go Vampires, as they can generate their own undead legions depending on which lore you look at, at are generally smarter, faster, and all around more badass than Zombies. Crabs are indeed the Dark Horse, as I know not if you speak of the giant, man-eating, laser spewing, robot crabs of myth or your standard, garden-variety crustacean.

(ZHU) Michael
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jamanticus:
Alright, the only way that will happen is if we come to a consensus on what powers and abilities vampires/zombies have.

No logic this time, because it doesn't apply to zombies or vampires:

Vampires:
supernatural strength
supernatural speed

makes no sence using laws of phyisics

jamanticus:
very intelligent
can't go out in the daytime
can regenerate wounds

only with blood

jamanticus:

need blood to be at their peak

Zombies:
can't be killed except by severely damaging the brain
come after prey in swarms
are more numerous than the vampires
can infect normal humans and turn them into zombies
eat brains

no, they just eat and the virus is passed through saliva

jamanticus:

unnaturally strong
slow-moving
have very simple minds

also feel no pain

jamanticus:
How does that list look?

I like it with my changes

Limos
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LewsTherin:
hmmm...I'd go Vampires, as they can generate their own undead legions depending on which lore you look at, at are generally smarter, faster, and all around more badass than Zombies. Crabs are indeed the Dark Horse, as I know not if you speak of the giant, man-eating, laser spewing, robot crabs of myth or your standard, garden-variety crustacean.

If they were somehow working together I think a carpet of several hundred thousand crabs sweeping up out of the ocean and devouring all in their path is pretty damn intimidating.

Janus Vesta
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Limos:
I think the vamps would ignore the zombie outbreak until it's too late and then come out of their lairs to find that everyone else is a zombie. They will bust zombie heads for a while until they get weak from lack of blood and then be ripped apart by the remaining zombies. Then the crab people will rise up out of the oceans, kill all the zombies and establish Crabtopia. A utopian society, for crabs, by crabs.

Vampires would be quick to attack zombies.

If your plentiful food source was being turned into useless corpses at an amazingly fast rate you'd want to stamp it out.

And before zombies humans are easy pickings. Plentiful, weak, not much competition (werewolves and the odd goblin)

L1250
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(ZHU) Michael:

L1250:

but if vampires have netherworld for no other reason that it has been written why can't zombies for the same reasons?

Because allowing that essentially says "Okay, it's fine to just pull facts out of your ass to support your argument now". And under that logic, I say that vampires have the ability to kill every zombie everywhere by existing.

and I say the same for zombies to kill all vampires, hence the need for not allowing anything that can't be explained

And I say I'm the only one that can use ass-pull logic and nobody can do anything about it in any way. Vampires win.

Jamanticus
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No logic this time, because it doesn't apply to zombies or vampires:

New, Improved List:

Vampires:
supernatural strength
supernatural speed
some can fly (the true vampires who are born as vampires)
very intelligent
good sense of self-preservation, so one will flee if it sees the need to
can't go out in the daytime
can regenerate wounds
need blood to be at their peak

Zombies:
can't be killed except by severely damaging the brain
come after prey in swarms
are more numerous than the vampires
can infect normal humans and turn them into zombies
eat brains
unnaturally strong
relentless and will never back down
slow-moving
have very simple minds

How does that list look?

Okay, and crabs:
Live under the sea
More numerous than either side
Pincers of doom
Can breed to make more of themselves

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VAMPIRIC ZOMBIE CRABS

Note: When choosing the color I simply typed in "Taco," evedently "Taco" is a greenish color.

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Janus Vesta
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(ZHU) Michael:

makes no sence using laws of phyisics

Leave physics out of this.

(ZHU) Michael:

only with blood

No, blood increases there strength/speed, not intelligence. They are naturally strong. But no blood = no energy.

(ZHU) Michael:

no, they just eat and the virus is passed through saliva

True

(ZHU) Michael:

also feel no pain

Clever bastards.

(ZHU) Michael:

I like it with my changes

I like them too.

Janus Vesta
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jamanticus:
No logic this time, because it doesn't apply to zombies or vampires:

New, Improved List:

Vampires:
supernatural strength
supernatural speed
some can fly (the true vampires who are born as vampires)
very intelligent
good sense of self-preservation, so one will flee if it sees the need to
can't go out in the daytime
can regenerate wounds
need blood to be at their peak

Zombies:
can't be killed except by severely damaging the brain
come after prey in swarms
are more numerous than the vampires
can infect normal humans and turn them into zombies
eat brains
unnaturally strong
relentless and will never back down
slow-moving
have very simple minds

How does that list look?

Okay, and crabs:
Live under the sea
More numerous than either side
Pincers of doom
Can breed to make more of themselves

Crabs:
Shell of Sealing!
Strafeing. ALL THE TIME!

The Iron Ninja
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jamanticus:
No logic this time, because it doesn't apply to zombies or vampires:

Okay, and crabs:
Live under the sea
More numerous than either side
Pincers of doom
Can breed to make more of themselves

Ability to scuttle
Amazing feats of bubble blowing
Actually exist

(ZHU) Michael
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jamanticus:
No logic this time, because it doesn't apply to zombies or vampires:

I've said why we need basic logic numerous times, this is impossible to end so i'm officially stopping. I'll never back down and neither will the vampire people so i'm just going to drink and be merry for the rest of the night.
I truly thank everyone for the wonderful arguments, I can honestly say that this has been endless fun, perhaps one day I will continue this argument but for now I say it's impossible to win for either side

Jamanticus
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No logic this time, because it doesn't apply to zombies or vampires:

New, Improved List with ZHU's input (but not that bit about laws of physics), Janus', and that of the great Iron Ninja:

Vampires:
supernatural strength
supernatural speed
some can fly (the true vampires who are born as vampires)
very intelligent
good sense of self-preservation, so one will flee if it sees the need to
can't go out in the daytime
can regenerate wounds
need blood to be at their peak (and regenerate wounds faster)

Zombies:
can't be killed except by severely damaging the brain
come after prey in swarms
are more numerous than the vampires
can infect normal humans and turn them into zombies
don't feel pain
unnaturally strong
relentless and will never back down
slow-moving
have very simple minds

There- now we have something going!

Okay, and crabs:

Live under the sea
More numerous than either side
Pincers of doom
Can breed to make more of themselves
Ability to scuttle
Amazing feats of bubble blowing
Live in the ocean
Actually exist

L1250
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The Iron Ninja:

jamanticus:
No logic this time, because it doesn't apply to zombies or vampires:

Okay, and crabs:
Live under the sea
More numerous than either side
Pincers of doom
Can breed to make more of themselves

Ability to scuttle
Amazing feats of bubble blowing
Live in the ocean
Actually exist

Pfft, vampires don't need to exist to kill all of the crabs.

The Iron Ninja
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(ZHU) Michael:
I can honestly say that this has been endless fun, perhaps one day I will continue this argument but for now I say it's impossible to win for either side

Especially since it has already been won by the crabs.

*Initiates the scuttle dance of victory*

L1250:
Pfft, vampires don't need to exist to kill all of the crabs.

Have you ever wondered why it is that zombies and vampires don't exist?
It's because the crabs killed and ate all of them.

Jamanticus
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The Iron Ninja:

(ZHU) Michael:
I can honestly say that this has been endless fun, perhaps one day I will continue this argument but for now I say it's impossible to win for either side

Especially since it has already been won by the crabs.

*Initiates the scuttle dance of victory*

Yes, Iron Ninja, I can safely say that the crabs win, especially since (ZHU) Michael wants to inject so much troublesome logic into everything.

Mind if I join you?

*Initiates a specialized chaotic fractal crab dance to celebrate the victory*

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The Iron Ninja:

(ZHU) Michael:
I can honestly say that this has been endless fun, perhaps one day I will continue this argument but for now I say it's impossible to win for either side

Especially since it has already been won by the crabs.

*Initiates the scuttle dance of victory*

Crabs really aren't that great, toddlers could easily defeat them.

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