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Muckraker  Posts: 344 Joined: 2 Jul 2008     | |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 532 Joined: 19 Jun 2008   | Mr. T for President 2012. |
Paperboy  Posts: 50 Joined: 17 Aug 2008 | Mudkipz 2012 "Because we herd you lieks them." |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1725 Joined: 13 Sep 2007     | I believe I said Werepossum before. I'll stick with that. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 150 Joined: 30 Aug 2008  | Chuck Norris 2012 |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 93 Joined: 15 Aug 2008   | santa |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 489 Joined: 21 Aug 2008  | Zombie Nixon 2012 "I will not eat your brains." |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 711 Joined: 16 Apr 2008  | Guile from Street Figher. All rise for the 2012 United States of America national anthem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iof5pRAIZmw |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1508 Joined: 7 Sep 2008   | I nominate Jesus. I think he'd make a great leader and a shining moral example for the US. EDIT: Darn it, I can't nominate him.......... I nominate Arnold Schwarzenegger, because he's an actor-turned-politician, and the last one of those that was president didn't end up leaving the country in ruins. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3061 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 |
*reads through* nope, don't see anything about it having to be human in here. My nomination? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1182 Joined: 22 Jun 2008    | Alice Cooper for 2012...but I'm Canadian. Sooo.... Mercer for 2013 (or sooner, depending.)!! |
Paperboy  Posts: 21 Joined: 7 May 2008  | Cliff Bezinski |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 369 Joined: 4 Jul 2008 |
yeah.if mr.T was president,this war wouldn't be.mr.T'd just go over there with an AK and a hummer and shout,"WHAT'CHA DOIN' WITH THE BOMBS,SADDAM!" (i realize this joke don't work no more,but whatever.) |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 660 Joined: 15 Jun 2008 | Cthulhu, why choose the lesser of two evils? |
Muckraker  Posts: 336 Joined: 5 Mar 2008 | If I were American, I'd like Bill Maher as President with Tina Fey as VP. But, I'm Canadian, so I think William Shatner would be a great choice. He might make a crappy Prime Minister, but Canada would jump to the top of awesomeness. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1579 Joined: 14 Oct 2007   | That video almost made me throw up it was so saccharin. I'd nominate Marilyn Manson just to put the cat among the pigeons. Oh, and I don't think he'd do too bad a job either. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 414 Joined: 1 Aug 2008 | werepossum because he seems to have a logical answer to everything, plus he leans conservative :) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1367 Joined: 12 Sep 2007   |
Why thank you. Care to be my veep? |
Beat Writer  Posts: 177 Joined: 6 Aug 2008 | Myself, however I am ineligible for that position. So my vote would go to Vince from the mighty boosh. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 440 Joined: 20 Jul 2008   | Vote Saxon! If not him then Great Cthulhu. |
BANNED  Posts: 425 Joined: 3 Aug 2008 | Ross Perot/Ron Paul 2012! "Ross Perot. Just what a nation of idiots needs: a short, loud idiot." - George Carlin User was banned for: .. (Permanent) |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 385 Joined: 8 Apr 2008  | Colbert
On that note can we use dead people,because I Would Nominate George Carlin (He Hates everything) |
Beat Writer  Posts: 184 Joined: 8 May 2008 | I'd like to see a Bill Mahar in the oval office. We'd have someone who would have a descent head on thier shoulders, and someone who isnt to afraid of the media to say fuck. Although if it wasn't restricted to america, I'd certainly vote jesus/dracula, just because well jesus would be a good figure head, and dracula would just start ensanguenating fuckers who he didn't like. and well jesus couldn't die so he could keep dracula in line by slapping him with pure holy. Wait we can use dead people? ok then I vote Lincoln/Carlin. Abe and george, would make a kick ass president and VP. |
Muckraker  Posts: 322 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 | Michael Savage cuz hes awesome |
BANNED  Posts: 155 Joined: 30 Sep 2008 | Barny the dinosaur Why you asks? Simple, becuase he loves you and you love him. User was banned for: MGS 2...Is it just Raiden?. (Permanent) |
Beat Writer Posts: 196 Joined: 24 May 2008 | Ronald Reagan. as is, I'm not thinking of some hypothetical case where he's revived. That ought to scare everyone enough never to mess with us again. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3630 Joined: 25 Jan 2008 |
Screw that noise, I nominate my Canadian ass. The best person to run America would be a Canadian... But if you're going to insist on that Americans-Only racism, then I nominate Morgan Freeman because he did such a good job as President in "Deep Impact"... And I love the sound of his voice. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3061 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 |
Oh hell yes. Screw my 'President cheeks' idea, Morgan Freeman all the way. |
Muckraker  Posts: 243 Joined: 11 Oct 2008 |
I third Morgan Freeman. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 7 Joined: 29 Jul 2008 | Some sort of horrible Frankenstein monster combination of Bill Maher , Penn Jillete , George Carlin , and the world's smartest person Marilyn vos Savant just to make sure everything goes together smoothly. It could be the first zombie monster president. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 526 Joined: 24 Sep 2008 | Noam Chomsky. Come on, it would be hilarious. Rupert Murdoch would shit his pants. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 896 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 |
Does it need to be anymore obvious? And maybe Morgan Freeman Can be vice president. (He was great in Shaw Shank Redemption) |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 532 Joined: 19 Jun 2008 | Can I change my vote to Gary Coleman 2012? Whatchu talkin 'bout, McCain? |
Muckraker  Posts: 312 Joined: 7 Oct 2008 | Maddox. Because peace is for wimps, and the Regressive Party rocks. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 896 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 | Lol Maddox? Didn't you hear? Apparently he was being a dick to some guy on the street who was teaching his kid to skate or something and he insulted the kid one to many times and the father hit Maddox, Then they got in a fight and Maddox ran away crying, Like a sissy. I don't know if this is true or not but there's a good chance it is. I believe it's true for 3 good reasons. 1) Maddox would always make fun of someone no matter what. Very Un-Manly |
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I'm deliberately avoiding a poll here. After all, for those that matter they will get the opportunity in a few weeks time now. I don't want you to feel limited to who is currently on the 'ticket' for the main parties. So, feel free to name any living American. You can have academics, celebrities, yourself, your mom. Anyone. Oh, and just to make things simple I'm dropping the age restriction and criminal record thing. However, whoever you pick must have been born in the United States. Give reasons for your choice.
Personally, I recommend everyone check out what Paris Hilton has to say:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d