And maybe Morgan Freeman Can be vice president. (He was great in Shaw Shank Redemption)
PurpleRain is Australian. His country needs him to rise to power over there and finally set right all these silly classification problems. And maybe break a few necks along the way.
And maybe Morgan Freeman Can be vice president. (He was great in Shaw Shank Redemption)
PurpleRain is Australian. His country needs him to rise to power over there and finally set right all these silly classification problems. And maybe break a few necks along the way.
I think there was another leader that, not long ago, was hung for similar tactics.
And maybe Morgan Freeman Can be vice president. (He was great in Shaw Shank Redemption)
PurpleRain is Australian. His country needs him to rise to power over there and finally set right all these silly classification problems. And maybe break a few necks along the way.
He's already broken a few necks, Regardless if they were needed or not. Purple Rain needs to be American because God knows no-one from America will vote for a foreigner.
So he needs to be American eh?... Ive got an idea!
I'm a goddamn Genius. Best Identity change in the history of forever......no-one can tell he's not American now.
I'm also going to vote for werepossum. I havn't been here enough to know what kind of guy he is, but in my experience, the average forum regular is about 3x more qualified to run a country than the current set of options right now.
Limos: Cthulhu, why choose the lesser of two evils?
Damn straight. I tried to summo- I mean nominate him months ago, but my astrological calculations were flawed. It is not yet The Tentacular One's time to rise from his ancient slumber. ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Limos: Cthulhu, why choose the lesser of two evils?
Damn straight. I tried to summo- I mean nominate him months ago, but my astrological calculations were flawed. It is not yet The Tentacular One's time to rise from his ancient slumber. ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Cthulu is lazy and would get nothing done. Seriously, a guy who sleeps until, "the stars are right"? MY BUTTOCKS!
And maybe Morgan Freeman Can be vice president. (He was great in Shaw Shank Redemption)
PurpleRain is Australian. His country needs him to rise to power over there and finally set right all these silly classification problems. And maybe break a few necks along the way.
He's already broken a few necks, Regardless if they were needed or not. Purple Rain needs to be American because God knows no-one from America will vote for a foreigner.
So he needs to be American eh?... Ive got an idea!
I'm a goddamn Genius. Best Identity change in the history of forever......no-one can tell he's not American now.
You made PurpleRain American... You made the PurpleRain American... How dare you.
You made PurpleRain American... You made the PurpleRain American... How dare you.
My... American. Necks must be broken for this crime against nature! Then I will break America's neck! Yes, the entire conutry! Then I will rule it as president!
Lord Krunk: Anyone remember "Rain's Purple Reign"?
He lost, anyway.
We don't talk about that. I won Honorary President! So kablamo!
Danzorz: Lol Maddox? Didn't you hear? Apparently he was being a dick to some guy on the street who was teaching his kid to skate or something and he insulted the kid one to many times and the father hit Maddox, Then they got in a fight and Maddox ran away crying, Like a sissy. I don't know if this is true or not but there's a good chance it is. I believe it's true for 3 good reasons.
1) Maddox would always make fun of someone no matter what. 2) He hates kids 3) With the way he's going he's bound to get thumped.
Very Un-Manly But funny because he's always on about how awesome he is then he gets thumped one and runs off like a wuss. Honestly I don't believe he is strong.
Fine, then I'll vote for myself. I'm a martial artist, so if I was insulting some kid on a skateboard and his fat, beer-swilling daddy came over, I could probably kick both of their butts while filing my tax return, washing my car and ironing my shirts.
Danzorz: Lol Maddox? Didn't you hear? Apparently he was being a dick to some guy on the street who was teaching his kid to skate or something and he insulted the kid one to many times and the father hit Maddox, Then they got in a fight and Maddox ran away crying, Like a sissy. I don't know if this is true or not but there's a good chance it is. I believe it's true for 3 good reasons.
1) Maddox would always make fun of someone no matter what. 2) He hates kids 3) With the way he's going he's bound to get thumped.
Very Un-Manly But funny because he's always on about how awesome he is then he gets thumped one and runs off like a wuss. Honestly I don't believe he is strong.
Fine, then I'll vote for myself. I'm a martial artist, so if I was insulting some kid on a skateboard and his fat, beer-swilling daddy came over, I could probably kick both of their butts while filing my tax return, washing my car and ironing my shirts.
I rock.
I dont believe in that martial art bullshit.
My vote goes to the G-Man. Wake up, America, wake up and smell the... ashes.
Danzorz: Lol Maddox? Didn't you hear? Apparently he was being a dick to some guy on the street who was teaching his kid to skate or something and he insulted the kid one to many times and the father hit Maddox, Then they got in a fight and Maddox ran away crying, Like a sissy. I don't know if this is true or not but there's a good chance it is. I believe it's true for 3 good reasons.
1) Maddox would always make fun of someone no matter what. 2) He hates kids 3) With the way he's going he's bound to get thumped.
Very Un-Manly But funny because he's always on about how awesome he is then he gets thumped one and runs off like a wuss. Honestly I don't believe he is strong.
Fine, then I'll vote for myself. I'm a martial artist, so if I was insulting some kid on a skateboard and his fat, beer-swilling daddy came over, I could probably kick both of their butts while filing my tax return, washing my car and ironing my shirts.
I rock.
I dont believe in that martial art bullshit.
My vote goes to the G-Man. Wake up, America, wake up and smell the... ashes.
Eh, fine. I didn't so much mean I'd kick rear because I do martial arts, I'd kick butt because I rock. Just for that, I don't believe in the G-Man.
My nomination? This squirrel. My reasoning? If he turns out to be a really bad choice, he'll die of old age before his term ends anyway. He even has his own suit. What more could you want in a president?
Absolutely, nothing wrong with that, provided that he was born in the US. Just checked the wikipedia and this looks ok habitat-wise:
PurpleRain is Australian.
His country needs him to rise to power over there and finally set right all these silly classification problems.
And maybe break a few necks along the way.