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The Iron Ninja
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Danzorz:
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Does it need to be anymore obvious?

And maybe Morgan Freeman Can be vice president. (He was great in Shaw Shank Redemption)

PurpleRain is Australian.
His country needs him to rise to power over there and finally set right all these silly classification problems.
And maybe break a few necks along the way.

TheNecroswanson
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 29 Nov 2007

Glenn Danzig. What a wacky/best four years ever that would be.

thechemist
Paperboy
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Joined: 11 Oct 2008

The Iron Ninja:

Danzorz:
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Does it need to be anymore obvious?

And maybe Morgan Freeman Can be vice president. (He was great in Shaw Shank Redemption)

PurpleRain is Australian.
His country needs him to rise to power over there and finally set right all these silly classification problems.
And maybe break a few necks along the way.

I think there was another leader that, not long ago, was hung for similar tactics.

Danzorz
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 837
Joined: 16 Aug 2008

The Iron Ninja:

Danzorz:
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Does it need to be anymore obvious?

And maybe Morgan Freeman Can be vice president. (He was great in Shaw Shank Redemption)

PurpleRain is Australian.
His country needs him to rise to power over there and finally set right all these silly classification problems.
And maybe break a few necks along the way.

He's already broken a few necks, Regardless if they were needed or not.
Purple Rain needs to be American because God knows no-one from America will vote for a foreigner.

So he needs to be American eh?... Ive got an idea!
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I'm a goddamn Genius.
Best Identity change in the history of forever......no-one can tell he's not American now.

Signa
Copy Clerk
Posts: 93
Joined: 17 Jul 2008

I'm also going to vote for werepossum. I havn't been here enough to know what kind of guy he is, but in my experience, the average forum regular is about 3x more qualified to run a country than the current set of options right now.

Saskwach
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 4 Nov 2007

Limos:
Cthulhu, why choose the lesser of two evils?

Damn straight. I tried to summo- I mean nominate him months ago, but my astrological calculations were flawed. It is not yet The Tentacular One's time to rise from his ancient slumber.
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Khedive Rex
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 782
Joined: 1 Jun 2008

... Really? No one's said it?

... Ron Paul 2012!

smallharmlesskitten
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 3 Apr 2008

Yahtzee? no? i vote optimus prime

TheNecroswanson
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Joined: 29 Nov 2007

Saskwach:

Limos:
Cthulhu, why choose the lesser of two evils?

Damn straight. I tried to summo- I mean nominate him months ago, but my astrological calculations were flawed. It is not yet The Tentacular One's time to rise from his ancient slumber.
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Cthulu is lazy and would get nothing done. Seriously, a guy who sleeps until, "the stars are right"? MY BUTTOCKS!

Lord Krunk
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 3 Mar 2008

You do realise that PurpleRain '08 has already been done?

Anyone remember "Rain's Purple Reign"?

He lost, anyway.

But I will mention, Danzorz, that Purps is Aussie, even if his profile says otherwise.

Ask him yourself!

P.S. I nominate Dog.

The Iron Ninja
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2977
Joined: 13 Aug 2008

Danzorz:

The Iron Ninja:

Danzorz:
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Does it need to be anymore obvious?

And maybe Morgan Freeman Can be vice president. (He was great in Shaw Shank Redemption)

PurpleRain is Australian.
His country needs him to rise to power over there and finally set right all these silly classification problems.
And maybe break a few necks along the way.

He's already broken a few necks, Regardless if they were needed or not.
Purple Rain needs to be American because God knows no-one from America will vote for a foreigner.

So he needs to be American eh?... Ive got an idea!
image

I'm a goddamn Genius.
Best Identity change in the history of forever......no-one can tell he's not American now.

You made PurpleRain American... You made the PurpleRain American...
How dare you.

quickpaw
Copy Clerk
Posts: 108
Joined: 4 Oct 2008

I nominate michael moore for president

darkstone
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 955
Joined: 10 Sep 2008

The Iron Ninja:


You made PurpleRain American... You made the PurpleRain American...
How dare you.

I don't say this often but that comment made me LoL.

Danzorz
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 837
Joined: 16 Aug 2008

How dare I?
How Dare I?!

You think thats bad.
Well look at this

WARNING.
DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU ARE FAINT OF HEART!

The Iron Ninja
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2977
Joined: 13 Aug 2008

Danzorz:
How dare I?
How Dare I?!

You think thats bad.
Well look at this

WARNING.
DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU ARE FAINT OF HEART!

No...
*Drops down onto knees*
No!
*Raises fists and shakes them vigorously*
Nooooooo!

darkstone
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 955
Joined: 10 Sep 2008

The Iron Ninja:

Danzorz:
How dare I?
How Dare I?!

You think thats bad.
Well look at this

WARNING.
DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU ARE FAINT OF HEART!

No...
*Drops down onto knees*
No!
*Raises fists and shakes them vigorously*
Nooooooo!

that one deserves a LMAO, and now I hate myself for using acronyms.

PurpleRain
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4207
Joined: 2 Dec 2007

Danzorz:

Does it need to be anymore obvious?

And maybe Morgan Freeman Can be vice president. (He was great in Shaw Shank Redemption)

Hell yeah. Though I'm kinda not American. Though Morgan Freeman would make a great Vice President.

The Iron Ninja:


You made PurpleRain American... You made the PurpleRain American...
How dare you.

My... American. Necks must be broken for this crime against nature! Then I will break America's neck! Yes, the entire conutry! Then I will rule it as president!

Lord Krunk:
Anyone remember "Rain's Purple Reign"?

He lost, anyway.

We don't talk about that. I won Honorary President! So kablamo!

smallharmlesskitten
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2275
Joined: 3 Apr 2008

Quick Johnny get the time machine! We are going to change history! Set co-ordinates for 1990 australia

Decoy Doctorpus
King of the Yetis
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Joined: 15 Jul 2008

Simple. You've messed it all up. It's time to sort things out once and for all.

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smallharmlesskitten
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 3 Apr 2008

Eww

shatnershaman
Gone Gonzo
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Al Gore. Would be nice to have a planet with a tree or two.

Lord Krunk
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Joined: 3 Mar 2008

PurpleRain:

Lord Krunk:
Anyone remember "Rain's Purple Reign"?

He lost, anyway.

We don't talk about that. I won Honorary President! So kablamo!

Honourary President. Not President. KAY-BLAM-OH?

Better luck next election. Hell, I might run!

Ratface
Paperboy
Posts: 14
Joined: 16 Feb 2008

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Lord Krunk
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2524
Joined: 3 Mar 2008

^ AWESOME PERSONIFIED!

Must...Vote...For...Disjointedness...

PurpleRain
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 2 Dec 2007

Haha, GMan 08. Prepare for unforseen consequenses.

Lord Krunk:

PurpleRain:

Lord Krunk:
Anyone remember "Rain's Purple Reign"?

He lost, anyway.

We don't talk about that. I won Honourary President! So kablamo!

Honourary President. Not President. KAY-BLAM-OH?

Better luck next election. Hell, I might run!

B-but, I was... I was (cries and runs out of the room).

Lord Krunk
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2524
Joined: 3 Mar 2008

PurpleRain:
Haha, GMan 08. Prepare for unforseen consequenses.

Lord Krunk:

PurpleRain:

Lord Krunk:
Anyone remember "Rain's Purple Reign"?

He lost, anyway.

We don't talk about that. I won Honourary President! So kablamo!

Honourary President. Not President. KAY-BLAM-OH?

Better luck next election. Hell, I might run!

B-but, I was... I was (cries and runs out of the room).

There there. You always have next election.

Samurai Goomba
Muckraker
Posts: 265
Joined: 7 Oct 2008

Danzorz:
Lol Maddox? Didn't you hear? Apparently he was being a dick to some guy on the street who was teaching his kid to skate or something and he insulted the kid one to many times and the father hit Maddox, Then they got in a fight and Maddox ran away crying, Like a sissy. I don't know if this is true or not but there's a good chance it is. I believe it's true for 3 good reasons.

1) Maddox would always make fun of someone no matter what.
2) He hates kids
3) With the way he's going he's bound to get thumped.

Very Un-Manly
But funny because he's always on about how awesome he is then he gets thumped one and runs off like a wuss. Honestly I don't believe he is strong.

Fine, then I'll vote for myself. I'm a martial artist, so if I was insulting some kid on a skateboard and his fat, beer-swilling daddy came over, I could probably kick both of their butts while filing my tax return, washing my car and ironing my shirts.

I rock.

stinkychops
Beat Writer
Posts: 174
Joined: 12 Apr 2008

Samurai Goomba:

Danzorz:
Lol Maddox? Didn't you hear? Apparently he was being a dick to some guy on the street who was teaching his kid to skate or something and he insulted the kid one to many times and the father hit Maddox, Then they got in a fight and Maddox ran away crying, Like a sissy. I don't know if this is true or not but there's a good chance it is. I believe it's true for 3 good reasons.

1) Maddox would always make fun of someone no matter what.
2) He hates kids
3) With the way he's going he's bound to get thumped.

Very Un-Manly
But funny because he's always on about how awesome he is then he gets thumped one and runs off like a wuss. Honestly I don't believe he is strong.

Fine, then I'll vote for myself. I'm a martial artist, so if I was insulting some kid on a skateboard and his fat, beer-swilling daddy came over, I could probably kick both of their butts while filing my tax return, washing my car and ironing my shirts.

I rock.

I dont believe in that martial art bullshit.

My vote goes to the G-Man. Wake up, America, wake up and smell the... ashes.

dalek sec
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I am so going to get bashed for this but:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v160/merc501/votesaxon.jpg
There I posted it.

TheDean
Muckraker
Posts: 342
Joined: 12 Sep 2008

Wiggly

Atvomat_Nikonov
Beat Writer
Posts: 127
Joined: 2 Jul 2008

Greg Graffin

I think he'd be great, he's a Punk-rocker with a PHD what's not to like?

Graffin for 2012!

Samurai Goomba
Muckraker
Posts: 265
Joined: 7 Oct 2008

stinkychops:

Samurai Goomba:

Danzorz:
Lol Maddox? Didn't you hear? Apparently he was being a dick to some guy on the street who was teaching his kid to skate or something and he insulted the kid one to many times and the father hit Maddox, Then they got in a fight and Maddox ran away crying, Like a sissy. I don't know if this is true or not but there's a good chance it is. I believe it's true for 3 good reasons.

1) Maddox would always make fun of someone no matter what.
2) He hates kids
3) With the way he's going he's bound to get thumped.

Very Un-Manly
But funny because he's always on about how awesome he is then he gets thumped one and runs off like a wuss. Honestly I don't believe he is strong.

Fine, then I'll vote for myself. I'm a martial artist, so if I was insulting some kid on a skateboard and his fat, beer-swilling daddy came over, I could probably kick both of their butts while filing my tax return, washing my car and ironing my shirts.

I rock.

I dont believe in that martial art bullshit.

My vote goes to the G-Man. Wake up, America, wake up and smell the... ashes.

Eh, fine. I didn't so much mean I'd kick rear because I do martial arts, I'd kick butt because I rock. Just for that, I don't believe in the G-Man.

Easykill
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1719
Joined: 13 Sep 2007

Sorry, werepossum. Being Canadian kinda gets in the way of that.

Uncompetative
Muckraker
Posts: 311
Joined: 2 Jul 2008

The Iron Ninja:

My nomination?
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This squirrel.
My reasoning? If he turns out to be a really bad choice, he'll die of old age before his term ends anyway.
He even has his own suit. What more could you want in a president?

Absolutely, nothing wrong with that, provided that he was born in the US. Just checked the wikipedia and this looks ok habitat-wise:

(see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_squirrel )

P.S. I like the hat.

Nickson
Copy Clerk
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Joined: 14 May 2008

2012-
Presidential Candidate: Morgan Freeman
Running Mate: Leonard Nimoy

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