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PurpleRain
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What the hell America?! They just showed off there remake of Kath and Kim to Australia, which was like beating your dog to death with a baseball bat then parading it in your living room. The only similar things between the two was thee names and plot. That's it. That's all. They decided to rip out the charcaters, comedy, everything good and fill it with crap! The devil just made a new special place in hell for all those involved in making this happen. Kama will eventually hunt down those responsible and send them a one way ticket there.

For those who don't know, Kath and Kim is an Australian sitcom, a decent one at that. Perhaps the jokes may not extend to outside of Australia, but the quirky characters and subtle humour is great.

The American remake decided to go all out on 'witty' hard hitting lines (said in HUGE sarcasm) and alter the characters to... nothing. There was no characters at all, just Bland Person #1 and Bland Person #2. Gah. RAGE!

Khedive Rex
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... I'm sorry?

Never seen or heard of Kath and Kim but you really should have learned by now that America kills all the good shows. It's a simple understanding we've reached with the rest of the world; America has the best movies and the worst television.

Lord Krunk
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Wow. Rant much?

I used to be a regular watcher, but it just lost my love for it when Channel 7 bought it out.
The real one, I mean.

Oh, and he's right. They did murder it.

PurpleRain
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Khedive Rex:
... I'm sorry?

Never seen or heard of Kath and Kim but you really should have learned by now that America kills all the good shows. It's a simple understanding we've reached with the rest of the world; America has the best movies and the worst television.

That's the thing. Now I'm sure America will parade it around to the ignorence of the rest of the world, giving Kath and Kim a bad name.

Damn you! You blew it up! Damn you all to hell!

curlycrouton
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Khedive Rex:
... I'm sorry?

Never seen or heard of Kath and Kim but you really should have learned by now that America kills all the good shows. It's a simple understanding we've reached with the rest of the world; America has the best movies and the worst television.

Coming from England, I did notice that American T.V. makes me want to weep.

TheBadass
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Who's Kath and Kim?

Bunnymarn
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America ruins all good shows, like Khedive Rex said.

It's the same with what they did to The Office.

PurpleRain
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TheBadass:
Who's Kath and Kim?

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They're two foxy morons.

Indigo_Dingo
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TheBadass:
Who's Kath and Kim?

Mole-people.

Fire Daemon
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I watched it to man and it's okay. I'm here.

*Hugs a sobbing PurpleRain*

Now that thats out of the way I suppose I have to give my opinion.

It's terrible. Even if you never saw the original you couldn't find this crap funny. They completely missed the point that this show is Australian and only works in Australia. It's like someone put a Chinese kid with no knowledge of the English language in an advanced English course. He just wont work, and neither does this show. Not to mention the fact that they used cardboard characters. Honestly, cardboard could make better characters in this sitcom.

Any American who saw Kath and Kim should download the Australian version and compare the two. I'm interested to see whether the Australian version is funny for Americans or if there is a big difference between us and our comedy tastes.

smallharmlesskitten
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Do they still say 'look at moi'

Dommyboy
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Indigo_Dingo:

TheBadass:
Who's Kath and Kim?

Moles.

Spot on. Ya see that I did there? .... Nevermind.

Americas best shows so far are those that seem to be overly-racist. Eg. Chappelle Show, South Park. Anything else seems to fail miserably.

PurpleRain
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Fire Daemon:
I watched it to man and it's okay. I'm here.

*Hugs a sobbing PurpleRain*

Now that thats out of the way I suppose I have to give my opinion.

It's terrible. Even if you never saw the original you couldn't find this crap funny. They completely missed the point that this show is Australian and only works in Australia. It's like someone put a Chinese kid with no knowledge of the English language in an advanced English course. He just wont work, and neither does this show. Not to mention the fact that they used cardboard characters. Honestly, cardboard could make better characters in this sitcom.

Any American who saw Kath and Kim should download the Australian version and compare the two. I'm interested to see whether the Australian version is funny for Americans or if there is a big difference between us and our comedy tastes.

To true. There's just this groan-worthy feel to Kath's daggy motherness and Kim's 'wannabe slut' characteristics. Neither of the American one's have these. The new Brett is a bit of an arse, instead of the dorky guy he was supposed to be.

Shoot me! Let us die in each others arms Fire.

smallharmlesskitten:
Do they still say 'look at moi'

You know, what, I don't think they did.

ward.
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I watched some of it, didn't seem too bad. Although I couldn't laugh at the original Kath and Kim now that I think about it.

Lord Krunk
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You know, the Americans are remaking 'Life on Mars' as well...

And they did this to The Castle as well.

Ultrajoe
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Wow, a satire on Australian suburban culture moving to america.

This should work out great.

Khedive Rex
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PurpleRain:

Khedive Rex:
... I'm sorry?

Never seen or heard of Kath and Kim but you really should have learned by now that America kills all the good shows. It's a simple understanding we've reached with the rest of the world; America has the best movies and the worst television.

That's the thing. Now I'm sure America will parade it around to the ignorence of the rest of the world, giving Kath and Kim a bad name.

Damn you! You blew it up! Damn you all to hell!

Damn right we will. What don't you understand? America is where good shows go to die! We're very proud of our ability to turn golden television mana into munade irritating two dimensional sitcoms. Do you think it's easy killing legends? Of course we're going to parade our accomplishments.

You're just lucky we didn't turn it into a plucky crime drama about forensic investigators

curlycrouton:
Coming from England, I did notice that American T.V. makes me want to weep.

If you haven't weeped yet our job isn't finished. Oh, I shudder to think of the things we could do with The Mighty Boosh.

smallharmlesskitten
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aww the look at moi was the best bit

stinkychops
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The show wasent funny, the premise was, the show was cringe worthy. Thats what made people watch it, the old "hate to love it".

Fire Daemon
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PurpleRain:

Shoot me! Let us die in each others arms Fire.

*Shoots PurpleRain and walks away*

"Might have to plan that some other time doll face."

How many Americans here have seen "Thank God Your Here"? Guess where that came from. Thats right, the land down under. I watched an episode of Oprah where she spent an hour sucking up to this TV show and not once did she mention it was Australian. But when Kath and Kim fucks up everyone runs off and says "OMFG OZ TV IS TEH SUXORZ"

Ultrajoe
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Fire Daemon:

PurpleRain:

Shoot me! Let us die in each others arms Fire.

*Shoots PurpleRain and walks away*

"Might have to plan that some other time doll face."

How many Americans here have seen "Thank God Your Here"? Guess where that came from. Thats right, the land down under. I watched an episode of Oprah where she spent an hour sucking up to this TV show and not once did she mention it was Australian. But when Kath and Kim fucks up everyone runs off and says "OMFG OZ TV IS TEH SUXORZ"

Hey, we came up with Felix the Cat and Penicillin.

We make all the awesome stuff, including the Hills Hoist... and when we invented Ug boots, we had the presence of mind to call them 'Ugly Boots'

Oh, and the Victa Mower.

curlycrouton
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Lord Krunk:
You know, the Americans are remaking 'Life on Mars' as well...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! The world is truly doomed. The End Is Nigh!

Lord Krunk
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curlycrouton:

Lord Krunk:
You know, the Americans are remaking 'Life on Mars' as well...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! The world is truly doomed. The End Is Nigh!

Tell me about it.

Lord Krunk
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Ultrajoe:

Fire Daemon:

PurpleRain:

Shoot me! Let us die in each others arms Fire.

*Shoots PurpleRain and walks away*

"Might have to plan that some other time doll face."

How many Americans here have seen "Thank God Your Here"? Guess where that came from. Thats right, the land down under. I watched an episode of Oprah where she spent an hour sucking up to this TV show and not once did she mention it was Australian. But when Kath and Kim fucks up everyone runs off and says "OMFG OZ TV IS TEH SUXORZ"

Hey, we came up with Felix the Cat and Penicillin.

We make all the awesome stuff, including the Hills Hoist... and when we invented Ug boots, we had the presence of mind to call them 'Ugly Boots'

Oh, and the Victa Mower.

And the Esky. Don't forget the Esky.

Dommyboy
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curlycrouton:

Lord Krunk:
You know, the Americans are remaking 'Life on Mars' as well...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! The world is truly doomed. The End Is Nigh!

Are you serious? This cant be. Why.. WHY!? Damn remakes. Like the Australian remake of Top Gear, there was absolutely no point in it being made and it is horrible.

curlycrouton
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Dommyboy:

curlycrouton:

Lord Krunk:
You know, the Americans are remaking 'Life on Mars' as well...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! The world is truly doomed. The End Is Nigh!

Are you serious? This cant be. Why.. WHY!? Damn remakes. Like the Australian remake of Top Gear, there was absolutely no point in it being made and it is horrible.

There's an Australian Top Gear? Oh God, we might as well get building bunkers.

Lord Krunk
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Dommyboy:

curlycrouton:

Lord Krunk:
You know, the Americans are remaking 'Life on Mars' as well...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! The world is truly doomed. The End Is Nigh!

Are you serious? This cant be. Why.. WHY!? Damn remakes. Like the Australian remake of Top Gear, there was absolutely no point in it being made and it is horrible.

The Aussie Top Gear isn't that bad, it's just got exactly the same stuff that the original has.

They need to work out their strong points on the small screen, and Top Gear Australia will be a highlight of my TV routine.

Don't give up hope just yet.

gibboss28
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PurpleRain:
What the hell America?! They just showed off there remake of Kath and Kim to Australia, which was like beating your dog to death with a baseball bat then parading it in your living room. The only similar things between the two was thee names and plot. That's it. That's all. They decided to rip out the charcaters, comedy, everything good and fill it with crap! The devil just made a new special place in hell for all those involved in making this happen. Kama will eventually hunt down those responsible and send them a one way ticket there.

For those who don't know, Kath and Kim is an Australian sitcom, a decent one at that. Perhaps the jokes may not extend to outside of Australia, but the quirky characters and subtle humour is great.

The American remake decided to go all out on 'witty' hard hitting lines (said in HUGE sarcasm) and alter the characters to... nothing. There was no characters at all, just Bland Person #1 and Bland Person #2. Gah. RAGE!

America ruins anything that isnt theres to begin with. And I can sum this up with one very simple thing: Red Dwarf.

PurpleRain
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curlycrouton:

Lord Krunk:
You know, the Americans are remaking 'Life on Mars' as well...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! The world is truly doomed. The End Is Nigh!

Agreed. We should loot the world and riot in our homes!

Dommyboy:
Like the Australian remake of Top Gear, there was absolutely no point in it being made and it is horrible.

I'll have to agree here. The Aussie remake was shit.

Fire Daemon:
How many Americans here have seen "Thank God Your Here"? Guess where that came from. Thats right, the land down under. I watched an episode of Oprah where she spent an hour sucking up to this TV show and not once did she mention it was Australian.

No. That's even worse. They actually take a good idea and fail to mention it's not theirs.

avykins
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Never heard of the show but as for americans killing good shows. They tried to remake Red Dwarf twice. Both made me just want to break down in cry.
They even copied some jokes line for line and still managed to screw it up.
Imagine the US version of Tongue Tied...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwymOX6ey_g

darthsmily
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Horrible in every meaning of the word.
I nearly vomited.
Not much fun.
Not at all.
Can you hear the sound of hooves or is it just me?

Reaperman Wompa
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avykins:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwymOX6ey_g

...Fury...so bad... I might just kill someone.

And on topic I never liked Kath and Kim, but it is just terrible that they tried to move it. You can't ever change shows for different countries. It just ruins them.

Noamuth
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Maybe the American 'Kath & Kim' is karma for how bad Australia's version of 'Top Gear' was..

Ultrajoe
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Noamuth:
Maybe the American 'Kath & Kim' is karma for how bad Australia's version of 'Top Gear' was..

Given Top Gear had a decent chance of working (It's a great show, an Australian version would be great right? It was just pulled off shit.) And Kath and Kim is a context specific show...

Its like cutting a mans arm off because he looked at you funny.

jim_doki
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....am i REALLY the only person in the world who didn't like Kath and Kim to begin with?

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