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AlphaLion
Paperboy
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Joined: 13 Oct 2008

Come Get Some ;):
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Look I don't want to cross any lines or get banned on my first day here, so if you feel this is wrong in anyway, feel free to let me know. I would rather have a locked thread, then a banned account. Since it's not to my knowledge that there' anything wrong with talking about this let me coutiune.

I have done this with most forums I am asked to join(in this case, joined).
It's not to be mean or rude. I have just always been a curious little fella =P. If you aren't a virgin, then if you don't mind, would you post your stories? Not about doing it, just about like who the person was, what girlfriend was it, how old you were, etc. Stories can be funny, romantic, anything you felt it was.

I ask though that nobody make anything up. Like come on, your never gonna know us in real life. Secondly, please don't post anything relating to rape, incest, peodphile, abuse, or beastility. Let's keep it clean and fun. Finally, I must ask that nobody judge or harrass another member from these stories. Thank you, now on to fun stories!

My first time was when I was 14(which is the legal age in canada). See I had just had two gf's over the tiem that broke my heart. So just as I gained more confidense I met my first. She was my best friend's ex(he dumped her). Although she was dating someone else, she was really into me. We would skip class, and kiss and such. Then one day we were in our place, out in a feild under a tree. One thing lead to the other and after that we cuddled. Not bad for my first, if I don't say so.

She was brunette, curly hair, blue eye liner, soft pink lips, altheletic body, soft nice skin. She was 5' 3". That's as much as i could remember(and can say). We weren't together after he bf found out(he was an old friend of mine). What's your stories? Just don't include sexual detail.

Soxfan1016
Paperboy
Posts: 46
Joined: 18 Sep 2008

*sighs* yes. Although at 15 Its something not totally unsurprising.

Hrafnsmerki
Paperboy
Posts: 28
Joined: 13 Oct 2008

Yups, [lies]virgin 'till marriage[/lies].

By the way, hello everyone, I'm new to the forum. :P

sunami88
Muckraker
Posts: 263
Joined: 23 Jun 2008

Nope, not for a while now :P. I'm 20 though, so take that as you will.

ObadiahBlack
Copy Clerk
Posts: 54
Joined: 23 Sep 2008

Honestly, this is just only a little better then that thread a while ago about being furrie or not.

With everything that is going on in the gaming community, muchless the WORLD, is an on-internet Poll/Thread really the best place to discuss virginity or not? I mean, this is better suited to the Random board at 4Chan, not the off-topic discussions of The Escapist.

All I mean is, save a discussion like this for lunch period at school (much harder, I know, cuz you can't hide behide Internet Anonymity there [whoops, just ragged on Anonymous again, got to stop doing that]).

jim_doki
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1584
Joined: 29 Mar 2008

NO MOAR SECKS TOPIX PLS

REPORTED

AlphaLion
Paperboy
Posts: 36
Joined: 13 Oct 2008

Like I said up there, I am sorry if you are offended by this. But I find no matter where I ask this question in a light fun way, people tend to open up more and relax. Wether on chatrooms, forums, life, phone, anything really. People seem to connect more when you discuss this, and really become tight friends. No matter where I am, what i'm doing, or whom i'm with, when there's tension or not I open with this. Everyone is a little worried at first but they quickly forget about because it leads to alot of other fun stories

haruvister
Muckraker
Posts: 232
Joined: 4 Jun 2008

It's been so long that it's beginning to feel like I am a virgin - sort of like the male equivalent of one's hymen growing back.

Dear God, that was a hideous sentence.

Ultrajoe
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4067
Joined: 24 Apr 2008

Pisces, actually

Trace2010
Press Junketeer
Posts: 437
Joined: 10 Aug 2008

Nope...Nope, definitely....definitely nope.

Trace2010
Press Junketeer
Posts: 437
Joined: 10 Aug 2008

Hrafnsmerki:
Yups, [lies]virgin 'till marriage[/lies].

By the way, hello everyone, I'm new to the forum. :P

Good to have you here.

ThePoodonkis
Press Junketeer
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Joined: 22 Apr 2008

Ultrajoe:
Pisces, actually

Good one.
I'm a virgin Sagittarius, by the way.

Trace2010
Press Junketeer
Posts: 437
Joined: 10 Aug 2008

ObadiahBlack:
Honestly, this is just only a little better then that thread a while ago about being furrie or not.

With everything that is going on in the gaming community, muchless the WORLD, is an on-internet Poll/Thread really the best place to discuss virginity or not? I mean, this is better suited to the Random board at 4Chan, not the off-topic discussions of The Escapist.

All I mean is, save a discussion like this for lunch period at school (much harder, I know, cuz you can't hide behide Internet Anonymity there [whoops, just ragged on Anonymous again, got to stop doing that]).

jim_doki:
NO MOAR SECKS TOPIX PLS

REPORTED

Dude, the Escapist has almost everything else on here....live a little. If you don't want to contribute...JUST SAY NOTHING.

Trace2010
Press Junketeer
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Joined: 10 Aug 2008

Ultrajoe:
Pisces, actually

Leo here.

Trace2010
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Soxfan1016:
*sighs* yes. Although at 15 Its something not totally unsurprising.

Don't worry. You have all the time in the world.

ObadiahBlack
Copy Clerk
Posts: 54
Joined: 23 Sep 2008

Trace2010:

ObadiahBlack:
Honestly, this is just only a little better then that thread a while ago about being furrie or not.

With everything that is going on in the gaming community, muchless the WORLD, is an on-internet Poll/Thread really the best place to discuss virginity or not? I mean, this is better suited to the Random board at 4Chan, not the off-topic discussions of The Escapist.

All I mean is, save a discussion like this for lunch period at school (much harder, I know, cuz you can't hide behide Internet Anonymity there [whoops, just ragged on Anonymous again, got to stop doing that]).

Dude, the Escapist has almost everything else on here....live a little. If you don't want to contribute...JUST SAY NOTHING.

Advice duly noted, ta.
Since I have already contributed once before with my minor observation there, I might as well actually follow the topic of conversation:
No, I'm not.

Khell_Sennet
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3647
Joined: 25 Jan 2008

Ultrajoe:
Pisces, actually

Picon? Saggitaron myself, but I don't go for their anti-medicine religious mumbo-jumbo.

Reaperman Wompa
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 6 Aug 2008

Soxfan1016:
*sighs* yes. Although at 15 Its something not totally unsurprising.

Same.

*cries in corner*

Eggo
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 21 Aug 2008

Sex is awesome, but you shouldn't be in a hurry to seek it out.

It's only truly amazing when it's with someone you love. Otherwise, it's :nerd moment: like playing a 480i game on a gigantic 1080p screen.

bobby1361
Paperboy
Posts: 34
Joined: 11 May 2008

I am, Proud to be too, considering how children are now a days (im 14)
I know plenty who have, i've been offered it, but im still a virgin.

Aries_Split
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 12 May 2008

No. I got really really drunk at a party when I was 19. Luckily for me my best friend (Who was also a guy) was very drunk. One thing led to another and then BAM there it goes.

Drake the Dragonheart
Beat Writer
Posts: 135
Joined: 14 Aug 2008

These days it seems everyone is in such a hurry to lose it. I get alot of flak tossed my way for being a virgin, although granted most of the people who do make fun of me for such things also make fun of me for my high moral standards, and just generally don't have much morality themselves and a majority of them are imbeciles and/or douchebags and/or arses.

Decoy Doctorpus
King of the Yetis
Posts: 1958
Joined: 15 Jul 2008

Eggo:
Sex is awesome, but you shouldn't be in a hurry to seek it out.

It's only truly amazing when it's with someone you love. Otherwise, it's :nerd moment: like playing a 480i game on a gigantic 1080p screen.

Aww. That is so beautifully put and yet so horribly wrong, like a unicorn born without legs.

Aries_Split
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2082
Joined: 12 May 2008

Decoy Doctorpus:

Eggo:
Sex is awesome, but you shouldn't be in a hurry to seek it out.

It's only truly amazing when it's with someone you love. Otherwise, it's :nerd moment: like playing a 480i game on a gigantic 1080p screen.

Aww. That is so beautifully put and yet so horribly wrong, like a unicorn born without legs.

Then it isn't even a UNI-Corn.

XD

Eggo
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 21 Aug 2008

Decoy Doctorpus:
Aww. That is so beautifully put and yet so horribly wrong, like a unicorn born without legs.

So...Sex with someone who you don't truly love is like a neonatal unicorn which has congenital amputation.

We should start a consulting company for terrifying analogies.

Indigo_Dingo
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 6548
Joined: 30 Jan 2008

Eggo:
Sex is awesome, but you shouldn't be in a hurry to seek it out.

It's only truly amazing when it's with someone you love. Otherwise, it's :nerd moment: like playing a 480i game on a gigantic 1080p screen.

That is quite possibly the nerdiest thing anyone could ever say about sex.

Decoy Doctorpus
King of the Yetis
Posts: 1958
Joined: 15 Jul 2008

Indigo_Dingo:

Eggo:
Sex is awesome, but you shouldn't be in a hurry to seek it out.

It's only truly amazing when it's with someone you love. Otherwise, it's :nerd moment: like playing a 480i game on a gigantic 1080p screen.

That is quite possibly the nerdiest thing anyone could ever say about sex.

Yeah. True love is the nerdiest concept ever conceived.

SuperFriendBFG
Press Junketeer
Posts: 464
Joined: 7 Feb 2008

Eggo:

Decoy Doctorpus:
Aww. That is so beautifully put and yet so horribly wrong, like a unicorn born without legs.

So...Sex with someone who you don't truly love is like a neonatal unicorn which has congenital amputation.

We should start a consulting company for terrifying analogies.

Like doing back-flips as a quadruple amputee?

Not a virgin BTW.

mark_n_b
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Joined: 24 Mar 2008

AlphaLion:
Come Get Some ;):I have done this with most forums I am asked to join

Seriously? That is sad, man. Sounds to me like you need some lessons in social normalcy.

I ask though that nobody make anything up. Like come on, your never gonna know us in real life. Secondly, please don't post anything relating to rape, incest, peodphile, abuse, or beastility. Let's keep it clean and fun.

??? *facepalm*

My first time was when I was 14(which is the legal age in canada)

Convenient, let's review the rules about not making things up. And so as you know, the age of consent has been raised to sixteen in Canada and it only applies to consesual relationships between a minor and an adult who is not in a position of authority of the youth. I suppose technically that means two 13 year olds having sex is illegal in Canada, but there is no cop or judge that would act on that sort of normal hormonally governed teen behaviour.

Reported by the way, this is a highly inappropriate subject for these forums.

Aries_Split
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 12 May 2008

mark_n_b:

AlphaLion:
Come Get Some ;):I have done this with most forums I am asked to join

Seriously? That is sad, man. Sounds to me like you need some lessons in social normalcy.

I ask though that nobody make anything up. Like come on, your never gonna know us in real life. Secondly, please don't post anything relating to rape, incest, peodphile, abuse, or beastility. Let's keep it clean and fun.

??? *facepalm*

My first time was when I was 14(which is the legal age in canada)

Convenient, let's review the rules about not making things up. And so as you know, the age of consent has been raised to sixteen in Canada and it only applies to consesual relationships between a minor and an adult who is not in a position of authority of the youth. I suppose technically that means two 13 year olds having sex is illegal in Canada, but there is no cop or judge that would act on that sort of normal hormonally governed teen behaviour.

Reported by the way, this is a highly inappropriate subject for these forums.

Agreeing except for the last part.

We've discussed Furries, Gays, Transgenders, and even Australia.

We can discuss this.

HSIAMetalKing
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1495
Joined: 2 Jan 2008

My first time was when I was 16. Believe it or not, I didn't want to do it at the time-- it certainly fucked up that particular relationship, as High School sex often does.

I don't know why girls insist on making sexual encounters as awkward as possible.

TOGSolid
Press Junketeer
Posts: 389
Joined: 15 Jul 2008

Nope.

People tend to build up a lot of expectations about sex, but it's really not that big of a deal. It's fun, but it's definitely not the be all end all of life.

Now, beating I Want To Be The Guy on the other hand...

Spinozaad
Copy Clerk
Posts: 101
Joined: 16 Jun 2008

Nope. I'm no longer a virgin. My first time was at age 19, my last time was last saturday with a girl who, since saturday, is no longer a virgin.

There ya go, now you know something about a Dutch guy you only know on the internet.

Indigo_Dingo
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 30 Jan 2008

Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Eggo:
Sex is awesome, but you shouldn't be in a hurry to seek it out.

It's only truly amazing when it's with someone you love. Otherwise, it's :nerd moment: like playing a 480i game on a gigantic 1080p screen.

That is quite possibly the nerdiest thing anyone could ever say about sex.

Yeah. True love is the nerdiest concept ever conceived.

Must we go down this route?

Anyway, I'm asexual, so my view towards sex actively look at it as another form of emotional expression of your feelings for one another - your lovers body, the canvas upon which you can show her how much she means to you, and hope to give her the pleasure that she gives you just by being there in your life- holding her within your arms and feeling your two hearts beating in unison - to me, that sounds a greater thing than any physical pleasure.

Which sorta sucks for me cause I'm going to die unloved at the age of 27. 8 more years of being alone....

Anarchemitis
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 23 Dec 2007

For everyone who already knows I'm a Jesus Freak and proud of it, the notion that I'm abstinent is not surprising.

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