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Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 650 Joined: 29 Jan 2008     | |
Paperboy  Posts: 14 Joined: 1 Mar 2008     | Joe cool, your name is very misleading, as you are acting where near cool in this thread. So please, join the cool kids and poke at the moogly, every one is doing it... You know you want to...he's so soft and squishy, there is an abundance of joy to be had...oooooooh so soft Join Us. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2384 Joined: 29 Nov 2007     |
*Scales top of hill readying to begin an epic guitar solo, when suddenly he slaps Apone with the guitar.* *The Necroswanson uses Squeedly Guitar Battle With Self.* It's super effective. Necroswanson's ego goes way up. |
Muckraker  Posts: 232 Joined: 24 Nov 2007  |
You type like MGG. Does this explain your strange kinship with him? |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 872 Joined: 2 Jan 2008 |
You noticed that too, eh? - J |
Muckraker Posts: 232 Joined: 24 Nov 2007 | Glad to hear it's not just me. Wonder why he's so intent on getting the banthammer? |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 650 Joined: 29 Jan 2008 |
Thought that was just my imagination. MGG/TN has a new face- A FACE OF SEMI-COHERENT THOUGHT! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2124 Joined: 18 Dec 2007   |
Awwww no effect. That's bull shit. My inane ramblings and incomprehensible lectures should have some sort of effect upon MGG. They would most likely cause confusion or result in a form of diarrhea. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 371 Joined: 20 Nov 2007 | oooh i want in josh 797 stands with his army to his back and the foul orc to his front. Where purplerain had failed and the trollslayer had but scratched the beast, HE would bring its comeuppance. he turned and spoke I see in your eyes the same fear that would DEAAAAAAATH!!!!!!! |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 375 Joined: 22 Feb 2008 |
Umm, can we stop comparing people to MGG because I don't like where this is going? This will never end (sigh) there goes the website. Also, am I screwed for trying to be apart of the escapist community (no charges please). No, maybe i'm screwed for telling Joe to ban him, hes been a thorn in the side of this website really. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1303 Joined: 29 Dec 2007   | These accusations of you being MGG seem quite ridiculous. You've shown the ability to speak coherently and I think you're just opposed to picking on children. While reasonable and all, we here don't really care about it and continue to do this because it's fun. Not because it's right, because it's fun. I can see why you don't like the unfairness of it, but I surely won't stop until it gets boring. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 375 Joined: 22 Feb 2008 |
Okay, now i'm just gonna wait for Joe to come to this thread. Imagine, he already said he would get us all on the I'm sorry thread,OMG (sound of bags being packed) Joe I had nothing to do with bullying this guy! See you all in a week (to avoid Joe's rampage on this page(LOL notice page in rampage).). ======= O_O <- me running to the taxi. |
Muckraker  Posts: 289 Joined: 22 Dec 2007 |
So far as I know, The mods are very good natured. The first bit of the thread was the whole jumping through the normal hoops of Moogly posting a thread, at least SOME of the comments are warranted, as his coherancy level has decrease by about 27% on his sixth (I don't keep track of them) or so-th attempt, ignoring the helpful, constructive comments, followed by good-natured DnD, epic battle styled fun. |
Muckraker  Posts: 269 Joined: 17 Oct 2007 | Why isn't this thread locked yet? angry.
rawr! |
Press Junketeer Posts: 371 Joined: 20 Nov 2007 |
at this point i think were all just having fun with D&D imagery |
Beat Writer Posts: 205 Joined: 19 Feb 2008 | Review me a Total War game. |
Muckraker  Posts: 227 Joined: 14 Jan 2008 | As Joe Cool looked to the heavens and cried to the gods to bring an end to the battle, only the echo of his own voice filled his ears. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 101 Joined: 20 Dec 2007 | A knight clad in blue armor charged into the fray, a longsword complete with a sapphire encrested hilt in one hand, a snow white shield in the other. The knights short copper red hair shown through the night as his booming voice declared "Behold! The last of the neutral has come to join this war of word and fire!" The knight pointed his sword towards the a foul Troll, the very Troll that stood responsible for the burning of the kingdoms of Grammar and Spelling "Beware fowl demon! My alligiance is to the great king, Haliwali the Trollslayer! I may have silently pitted you for a time, but now your end has come!" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2384 Joined: 29 Nov 2007 | *Plays sarcastic melodramatic guitar score for iceman23. Sinks up really well with Duran Duran's "Union of the snake"* Also, Joecool, quit being so... Well, melodramatic. He does something stupid, someone says something constructive, the rest nitpick at him for absolutely refusing to better himself, then he explodes and we all get our giglles. |
Muckraker Posts: 232 Joined: 24 Nov 2007 |
Like this fowl demon??
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3353 Joined: 2 Dec 2007  | John Galt's bag of great novels draws out another four. "Galt, hit him with Douglas Adams Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, one of the best written comedy series of all time! Hit him with wit and humour!" shouts Purple Rain while trying to avoid the troll's hideous death ray that destroys words by beaming at them. The troll changes his next blast aimed at Galt. "wat this hapen were am i" Rain's vocabluary leaks from the wound he received. Is it all over for the protector of spelling? Can Galt blast the beast away with humour and wit? Will the Mods deceied to stop this madness or watch the events play out from above? |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 3 Joined: 1 Mar 2008 | Gears Of war for PC? It looks great. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1599 Joined: 13 Dec 2007   | Larenxis put away her sword and dashed towards Purple Rain. Lifting him gently, she examined his wound, a single tear rolling down her neck. "Listen to me, Rain," she said. "You use 'less' when you can't count it and 'fewer' when you can... did you get that? And ensure and assure are not interchangeable! C'mon man!" Lionman363 walked up to her casually. Her heart was filled with warmth to see someone who wasn't panicking. "You fool," she said to him. "You wonderful fool." |
Paperboy  Posts: 12 Joined: 17 Dec 2007 |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 3353 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 | Purple Rain looks up at the figure holding him in her arms. The face, it is vagaly familar. "Larenxis? go lev me 2 die. Finish MGG befour its to lat... just giv me a dicshonary... ill try me best" |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 88 Joined: 10 Dec 2007 | Red Shadow watches from afar. The initial attack by the troll had taken him by surprise, stripping him of his armour and leaving him in a confused state. As a result, he had been wandering around teh interweb, SPEKING OLY IN CAS AND CRRYING OUT TE TROL BIDDIN. Finally, coming to his senses, he witnesses Rain's heroic defence of Galt and hears the cry to attack with humour and wit. He pulls out his two favourite weapons, his own copy of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (The trilogy in five parts) and Terry Pratchett's Night Watch. Seeking revenge and an end to the madness, he strides into battle. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 5398 Joined: 28 Nov 2007  | Thebobmaster decides that he must not cower in the face of such a demon, and approaches cautiously. He knows that this may be the end, but he also knows he will not go down alone. |
Muckraker  Posts: 285 Joined: 13 Jan 2008 | Apone jumps down from the cliff. His poor choice of inspirational music failed. He throws himself on the foe. "This is for Rain" he says, before reading aloud from Tolstoy's War and Peace, and stabbing at the beast with evilly glowing short sword. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 485 Joined: 13 Dec 2007 |
He usually counters any semblance of intelligent thought by using IGNORE. However, sometimes, they break through his powerful defenses, leaving him to resort to PREPUBESCENT RAGE. Your post, unfortunately, had the former effect.
That last part there totally captures the essence of Moogly.
I couldn't have said it better myself. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 5398 Joined: 28 Nov 2007 | Thebobmaster watches Apone's attack, then puts down his cross. "Time to take this beast down," he mutters, then opens the cross to reveal several handguns. Having seen every episode of Trigun multiple times, he had finally managed to recreate Wolfwood's cross, down to the last detail. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1748 Joined: 14 Nov 2007 | *Sigh* Jeffers has watched the battle from afar. Many brave comrades have fallen, all in the name of good grammar and spelling. Looking deep into his heart, he knows he cannot stand idle any longer. The time for indecision is over. Now is the time of War. He charges forward, bellowing that most feared battlecry, 'I BEFORE E, EXCEPT AFTER C!!!' In one hand he brandishes 'Paradise Lost by John Milton', a tome that none but the hardiest of trolls can suffer. In the other hand he bears a Colt Anaconda .44 Magnum, the famous gun of Dirty Harry Callahan. With a last cry of 'For the Mother Tongue!!', he plunges into the fray, in a fury of gunfire and fine literature. [I have indulged my inner-geek. I am not ashamed.] |
Copy Clerk Posts: 101 Joined: 20 Dec 2007 | The blue clad knight sheathes his blade for something more effective. He pulls a copy of the Great Gatsby and shouts "Read! Read of the tragedy of J.Gatsby!" The Troll reals back and roars "nevear, ill nevr red it" the horrible torture of the English language is almost unbearable, fueled with rage, he hits the Troll over the head with the book shouting "The power of Grammar compels you!" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 5398 Joined: 28 Nov 2007 | Thebobmaster stands, aiming two pistols at the demon. "You have gone far beyond the point of no return!" he shouted, repeatedly firing his pistols. |
Paperboy  Posts: 44 Joined: 2 Jan 2008 | The lone figure of Gansasalite watches the battle raging below him. For too long he has stood there and merely watch his brethren fight, it is time to engage the Troll. Gansasalite reaches for his weapons, a Halberd Crafted from the bones of English teachers, and a 1st edition To Kill a Mocking Bird, and rushes down the slope towards the beast. The Troll is distracted by the Blue Clad Knight, now is Gansasalites chance to strike. He swings with all his strength at the Monstrosity butchering the English language, the halberd snaps, how can this be, he underestimated its strength. Quickly Gansasalite reaches for his novel and recites. The Blue Clad Knight Distracts the Beast with the word "Haemoglobin", giving Gansasalite time to recover. Together they strike with a combined Literacy attack, wounding the Troll. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1748 Joined: 14 Nov 2007 | Now is the time to strike. Jeffers, crouched behind his shield, to which he has nailed pages from 'The Canterbury Tales', reloads his Colt. Seeing the troll distracted by Gansasalite and the blue knight, he lunges, firing bullet after bullet into the Troll's thick hide. The monster swings round and laughs at him, growling in its' primitive tongue. [Man, I never realised how liberating this feels] |
"Foul beast" screams the Trollslayer.
The creature seems immune to the power of Report!
After consulting his Thesaurus, "I shall once again climb to that rain slicked precipice of doom and despair, so I may throw large rocks of grammatical correctness upon your crown!"