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Haliwali
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 711
Joined: 29 Jan 2008

"Foul beast" screams the Trollslayer.
The creature seems immune to the power of Report!
After consulting his Thesaurus, "I shall once again climb to that rain slicked precipice of doom and despair, so I may throw large rocks of grammatical correctness upon your crown!"

Daezd
Paperboy
Posts: 17
Joined: 1 Mar 2008

Joe cool, your name is very misleading, as you are acting where near cool in this thread.

So please, join the cool kids and poke at the moogly, every one is doing it...

You know you want to...he's so soft and squishy, there is an abundance of joy to be had...oooooooh so soft

Join Us.
*chants*

TheNecroswanson
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3675
Joined: 29 Nov 2007

Apone:
I just want to say I love you guys. The spirit of this thread just keeps me going lol.
*Joins Escapist army on the barren cliff top. Cape flapping majestically in the wind. Singing Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart for morale and epic-ness. (ala Dixon Banebridge for any Mighty Boosh fans out there)

*Scales top of hill readying to begin an epic guitar solo, when suddenly he slaps Apone with the guitar.*
This is a manly battle. Please act accoringly.

*The Necroswanson uses Squeedly Guitar Battle With Self.* It's super effective. Necroswanson's ego goes way up.

xMacx
Muckraker
Posts: 233
Joined: 24 Nov 2007

JOE COOL:
I'm working on getting it locked and MGG baned. Your welcome!

Also, Joe should pay people more so we have zp and dr every day.

( Future look's bright already )

You type like MGG.

Does this explain your strange kinship with him?

tiredinnuendo
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 999
Joined: 2 Jan 2008

xMacx:

JOE COOL:
I'm working on getting it locked and MGG baned. Your welcome!

Also, Joe should pay people more so we have zp and dr every day.

( Future look's bright already )

You type like MGG.

Does this explain your strange kinship with him?

You noticed that too, eh?

- J

xMacx
Muckraker
Posts: 233
Joined: 24 Nov 2007

Glad to hear it's not just me. Wonder why he's so intent on getting the banthammer?

Haliwali
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 711
Joined: 29 Jan 2008

tiredinnuendo:

xMacx:

JOE COOL:
I'm working on getting it locked and MGG baned. Your welcome!

Also, Joe should pay people more so we have zp and dr every day.

( Future look's bright already )

You type like MGG.

Does this explain your strange kinship with him?

You noticed that too, eh?

- J

Thought that was just my imagination. MGG/TN has a new face- A FACE OF SEMI-COHERENT THOUGHT!

Fire Daemon
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2657
Joined: 18 Dec 2007

Duck Sandwich:
Enemy trainer wants to fight!
Enemy trainer sent out MGG=REVIEWS!
Go! PURPLERAIN!
MGG=REVIEWS used BASH FACE INTO KEYBOARD!
It's Super Effective!
PURPLERAIN used REASON!
It's not very effective.
MGG=REVIEWS used DEMONIC TONGUE!
Sp. Attack went way up!
PURPLERAIN, return!
Go, ZEN5887!
ZEN5887 used SPELLCHECK!
MGG=REVIEWS' Sp. Attack went way down!
MGG=REVIEWS flinched!
Return, ZEN5887!
Go, FIRE DAEMON!
FIRE DAEMON used LECTURE!
It has no effect!
Return, FIRE DAEMON!
Go, JOHN GALT!
MGG=REVIEWS used REST!
MGG=REVIEWS fully recovered!
JOHN GALT used EXORCISM!
Sp. Attack went way up!
JOHN GALT, return!
Go, MOD!
MOD used LOCK THREAD!
It's super effective!
MGG=REVIEWS fainted!
Enemy Trainer sent out MGG=REVIEWS!

To be continued

Awwww no effect. That's bull shit. My inane ramblings and incomprehensible lectures should have some sort of effect upon MGG. They would most likely cause confusion or result in a form of diarrhea.

josh797
Press Junketeer
Posts: 498
Joined: 20 Nov 2007

oooh i want in

josh 797 stands with his army to his back and the foul orc to his front. Where purplerain had failed and the trollslayer had but scratched the beast, HE would bring its comeuppance. he turned and spoke

I see in your eyes the same fear that would
take the heart of me. The day may come when
the courage of the escapist fails; when we forsake
our friends and break all bonds of
fellowship; but it is not this day - an
hour of reviews and shattered language, when
the language of Man comes crashing down - but it
is not this day!!! This day we fight! By
all that you hold dear on this good forum -
I bid you stand!
(aragorn-Lord of the rings:the return of the king movie)
so it went as they charged the fell beast.

DEAAAAAAATH!!!!!!!

JOE COOL
Press Junketeer
Posts: 404
Joined: 22 Feb 2008

Haliwali:

tiredinnuendo:

xMacx:

JOE COOL:
I'm working on getting it locked and MGG baned. Your welcome!

Also, Joe should pay people more so we have zp and dr every day.

( Future look's bright already )

You type like MGG.

Does this explain your strange kinship with him?

You noticed that too, eh?

- J

Thought that was just my imagination. MGG/TN has a new face- A FACE OF SEMI-COHERENT THOUGHT!

Umm, can we stop comparing people to MGG because I don't like where this is going?

This will never end (sigh) there goes the website.

Also, am I screwed for trying to be apart of the escapist community (no charges please).

No, maybe i'm screwed for telling Joe to ban him, hes been a thorn in the side of this website really.

John Galt
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1618
Joined: 29 Dec 2007

These accusations of you being MGG seem quite ridiculous. You've shown the ability to speak coherently and I think you're just opposed to picking on children. While reasonable and all, we here don't really care about it and continue to do this because it's fun. Not because it's right, because it's fun. I can see why you don't like the unfairness of it, but I surely won't stop until it gets boring.

JOE COOL
Press Junketeer
Posts: 404
Joined: 22 Feb 2008

Daezd:
Joe cool, your name is very misleading, as you are acting where near cool in this thread.

So please, join the cool kids and poke at the moogly, every one is doing it...

You know you want to...he's so soft and squishy, there is an abundance of joy to be had...oooooooh so soft

Join Us.
*chants*

Okay, now i'm just gonna wait for Joe to come to this thread.

Imagine, he already said he would get us all on the I'm sorry thread,OMG (sound of bags being packed) Joe I had nothing to do with bullying this guy!

See you all in a week (to avoid Joe's rampage on this page(LOL notice page in rampage).).

======= O_O <- me running to the taxi.

Melty Blood
Muckraker
Posts: 289
Joined: 22 Dec 2007

JOE COOL:

Daezd:
Joe cool, your name is very misleading, as you are acting where near cool in this thread.

So please, join the cool kids and poke at the moogly, every one is doing it...

You know you want to...he's so soft and squishy, there is an abundance of joy to be had...oooooooh so soft

Join Us.
*chants*

Okay, now i'm just gonna wait for Joe to come to this thread.

Imagine, he already said he would get us all on the I'm sorry thread,OMG (sound of bags being packed) Joe I had nothing to do with bullying this guy!

See you all in a week (to avoid Joe's rampage on this page(LOL notice page in rampage).).

======= O_O <- me running to the taxi.

So far as I know, The mods are very good natured. The first bit of the thread was the whole jumping through the normal hoops of Moogly posting a thread, at least SOME of the comments are warranted, as his coherancy level has decrease by about 27% on his sixth (I don't keep track of them) or so-th attempt, ignoring the helpful, constructive comments, followed by good-natured DnD, epic battle styled fun.

eggdog14
Muckraker
Posts: 296
Joined: 17 Oct 2007

Why isn't this thread locked yet?
Its just so...

angry.
:(

image

rawr!

josh797
Press Junketeer
Posts: 498
Joined: 20 Nov 2007

eggdog14:
Why isn't this thread locked yet?
Its just so...

angry.
:(

image

at this point i think were all just having fun with D&D imagery

Imperator_2
Beat Writer
Posts: 210
Joined: 19 Feb 2008

Review me a Total War game.
Only then shall I be impressed...

m_jim
Muckraker
Posts: 241
Joined: 14 Jan 2008

As Joe Cool looked to the heavens and cried to the gods to bring an end to the battle, only the echo of his own voice filled his ears.
"Have the mods abandoned us?" he laments.
"Nay," replies the steadfast John Galt. "But we shall fight until the fight is through."

Iceman23
Beat Writer
Posts: 152
Joined: 20 Dec 2007

A knight clad in blue armor charged into the fray, a longsword complete with a sapphire encrested hilt in one hand, a snow white shield in the other.

The knights short copper red hair shown through the night as his booming voice declared "Behold! The last of the neutral has come to join this war of word and fire!"

The knight pointed his sword towards the a foul Troll, the very Troll that stood responsible for the burning of the kingdoms of Grammar and Spelling "Beware fowl demon! My alligiance is to the great king, Haliwali the Trollslayer! I may have silently pitted you for a time, but now your end has come!"

TheNecroswanson
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3675
Joined: 29 Nov 2007

*Plays sarcastic melodramatic guitar score for iceman23. Sinks up really well with Duran Duran's "Union of the snake"*
That's my inspire courage.

Also, Joecool, quit being so... Well, melodramatic.
This MGG thing dates back quite a while. This isn't the first, or third, or probably even the tenth time MGG has done this. Literally people have been banned for less. It's not like he's just popped up and we're shunning him in the same fasion zombies shun the living.

He does something stupid, someone says something constructive, the rest nitpick at him for absolutely refusing to better himself, then he explodes and we all get our giglles.

xMacx
Muckraker
Posts: 233
Joined: 24 Nov 2007

Iceman23:
"Beware fowl demon!"

Like this fowl demon??

image

PurpleRain
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4202
Joined: 2 Dec 2007

John Galt's bag of great novels draws out another four.

"Galt, hit him with Douglas Adams Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, one of the best written comedy series of all time! Hit him with wit and humour!" shouts Purple Rain while trying to avoid the troll's hideous death ray that destroys words by beaming at them.

The troll changes his next blast aimed at Galt.
"Nooooooooo!"
The handsome and couragous Purple Rain dives infront of the beam taking the full grunt of the blow!

"wat this hapen were am i" Rain's vocabluary leaks from the wound he received. Is it all over for the protector of spelling? Can Galt blast the beast away with humour and wit? Will the Mods deceied to stop this madness or watch the events play out from above?

Lionman363
Anonymous Source
Posts: 3
Joined: 1 Mar 2008

Gears Of war for PC?
You would need a very powerful computer/a Vista to run that, just like Crysis.

It looks great.

Larenxis
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1844
Joined: 13 Dec 2007

Larenxis put away her sword and dashed towards Purple Rain. Lifting him gently, she examined his wound, a single tear rolling down her neck. "Listen to me, Rain," she said. "You use 'less' when you can't count it and 'fewer' when you can... did you get that? And ensure and assure are not interchangeable! C'mon man!"

Lionman363 walked up to her casually. Her heart was filled with warmth to see someone who wasn't panicking. "You fool," she said to him. "You wonderful fool."

Daz
Paperboy
Posts: 12
Joined: 17 Dec 2007

Red Shadow:

MGG=REVIEWS:
ENJOY IT THEN!!! DONT WASTE MY TIME YOU BUGGER YOU RETARDED CAMMELS OR DONKEYS THAT HAVE NO PURE ESSENESE OF LIFE AND SO CRITIZIZE OTHER IN YOUR HELL CAGE AND IN YOUR STAGE OF LIFE YOU CREATE THE GOTHZ (A BUNCH OF R3TARDED BUNNIES THAT DONT KNOW IF THEY JUST HAD SEX OR A VERCECTERMI).
AND THEN YOU BEALEVE THAT YOU HAVE BALLS BUT THEN LOOK DOWN TO MASTUR BATE TO FIND THERE MISING YOU THEN WONDER WERE YOU PUT YOUR PLASTIC BOLLUX.

WITH THE HUMAN RACE SLOWY POLLUTING YOU THEN QIUCLY O OUT TO GET YOUR FIRST SHAG AND IF THIS DOEN'T GET ME BAND THEN I DONT WHAT WILL...

Like hes actually tripping over his own words while typing it. Leave him alone, till he starts telling us how bomberman Zero was the modern day Mario 64 i'm not bothered.

Now this is special. It gets funnier every time I read it... I think it's probably his worst post ever. Considering the quality of his previous work, I'd call that an achievement. Well done mgg!

PurpleRain
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4202
Joined: 2 Dec 2007

Purple Rain looks up at the figure holding him in her arms. The face, it is vagaly familar.

"Larenxis? go lev me 2 die. Finish MGG befour its to lat... just giv me a dicshonary... ill try me best"

Red Shadow
Copy Clerk
Posts: 88
Joined: 10 Dec 2007

Red Shadow watches from afar. The initial attack by the troll had taken him by surprise, stripping him of his armour and leaving him in a confused state. As a result, he had been wandering around teh interweb, SPEKING OLY IN CAS AND CRRYING OUT TE TROL BIDDIN. Finally, coming to his senses, he witnesses Rain's heroic defence of Galt and hears the cry to attack with humour and wit. He pulls out his two favourite weapons, his own copy of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (The trilogy in five parts) and Terry Pratchett's Night Watch. Seeking revenge and an end to the madness, he strides into battle.

thebobmaster
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 6900
Joined: 28 Nov 2007

Thebobmaster decides that he must not cower in the face of such a demon, and approaches cautiously. He knows that this may be the end, but he also knows he will not go down alone.

Apone
Muckraker
Posts: 294
Joined: 13 Jan 2008

Apone jumps down from the cliff. His poor choice of inspirational music failed. He throws himself on the foe. "This is for Rain" he says, before reading aloud from Tolstoy's War and Peace, and stabbing at the beast with evilly glowing short sword.

Duck Sandwich
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 554
Joined: 13 Dec 2007

Fire Daemon:
Awwww no effect. That's bull shit. My inane ramblings and incomprehensible lectures should have some sort of effect upon MGG. They would most likely cause confusion or result in a form of diarrhea.

He usually counters any semblance of intelligent thought by using IGNORE. However, sometimes, they break through his powerful defenses, leaving him to resort to PREPUBESCENT RAGE. Your post, unfortunately, had the former effect.

eggdog14:
image

That last part there totally captures the essence of Moogly.

TheNecroswanson:
This MGG thing dates back quite a while. This isn't the first, or third, or probably even the tenth time MGG has done this. Literally people have been banned for less. It's not like he's just popped up and we're shunning him in the same fasion zombies shun the living.

He does something stupid, someone says something constructive, the rest nitpick at him for absolutely refusing to better himself, then he explodes and we all get our giglles.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

thebobmaster
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 6900
Joined: 28 Nov 2007

Thebobmaster watches Apone's attack, then puts down his cross. "Time to take this beast down," he mutters, then opens the cross to reveal several handguns. Having seen every episode of Trigun multiple times, he had finally managed to recreate Wolfwood's cross, down to the last detail.

j-e-f-f-e-r-s
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1828
Joined: 14 Nov 2007

*Sigh*

Jeffers has watched the battle from afar. Many brave comrades have fallen, all in the name of good grammar and spelling. Looking deep into his heart, he knows he cannot stand idle any longer. The time for indecision is over. Now is the time of War.

He charges forward, bellowing that most feared battlecry, 'I BEFORE E, EXCEPT AFTER C!!!' In one hand he brandishes 'Paradise Lost by John Milton', a tome that none but the hardiest of trolls can suffer. In the other hand he bears a Colt Anaconda .44 Magnum, the famous gun of Dirty Harry Callahan. With a last cry of 'For the Mother Tongue!!', he plunges into the fray, in a fury of gunfire and fine literature.

[I have indulged my inner-geek. I am not ashamed.]

Iceman23
Beat Writer
Posts: 152
Joined: 20 Dec 2007

The blue clad knight sheathes his blade for something more effective. He pulls a copy of the Great Gatsby and shouts "Read! Read of the tragedy of J.Gatsby!"

The Troll reals back and roars "nevear, ill nevr red it" the horrible torture of the English language is almost unbearable, fueled with rage, he hits the Troll over the head with the book shouting "The power of Grammar compels you!"

thebobmaster
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 6900
Joined: 28 Nov 2007

Thebobmaster stands, aiming two pistols at the demon. "You have gone far beyond the point of no return!" he shouted, repeatedly firing his pistols.

Gansasalite
Paperboy
Posts: 44
Joined: 2 Jan 2008

The lone figure of Gansasalite watches the battle raging below him. For too long he has stood there and merely watch his brethren fight, it is time to engage the Troll.

Gansasalite reaches for his weapons, a Halberd Crafted from the bones of English teachers, and a 1st edition To Kill a Mocking Bird, and rushes down the slope towards the beast. The Troll is distracted by the Blue Clad Knight, now is Gansasalites chance to strike. He swings with all his strength at the Monstrosity butchering the English language, the halberd snaps, how can this be, he underestimated its strength. Quickly Gansasalite reaches for his novel and recites.
The beast Cries out in pain, confused by the message of Racial Tolerance, the understanding of such concepts are unnatural to the Troll. In a reflex, the monster spews Exclamation marks across the battlefield, striking Gansasalite, sending him into a dazed and confused state.

The Blue Clad Knight Distracts the Beast with the word "Haemoglobin", giving Gansasalite time to recover.

Together they strike with a combined Literacy attack, wounding the Troll.

j-e-f-f-e-r-s
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1828
Joined: 14 Nov 2007

Now is the time to strike. Jeffers, crouched behind his shield, to which he has nailed pages from 'The Canterbury Tales', reloads his Colt. Seeing the troll distracted by Gansasalite and the blue knight, he lunges, firing bullet after bullet into the Troll's thick hide. The monster swings round and laughs at him, growling in its' primitive tongue.

Before Jeffers can react, it grabs him with a scaly claw, and holds him high above it's leery maw, cackling in wretched glee. The stench of rotting Syntax is overpowering. Jeffers only has one bullet left in his gun, and is unable to reload. He draws a bead on the creature's left eye, and hopes that one of his fellow soldiers can distract it long enough for him to get a shot.

[Man, I nev