You are wrong.

wow,what a stunningly accurate, incredibly well argumented set of reviews.

1: Why did you post this? Did you think we would all rise as one and shout praises and chant your name from the rooftops because you have given us your (wrong) opinion?
2:Why did you think that it was a good idea to post this in a forum made up of all kinds of gamers and though a tiny minority might agree with you, most will not and will flame you?
3: Please tell me why you have such a hatred of correct English to make 7 mistakes in 4 sentences?
4: Do you know what what the word "articulate" means? When you look it up and then say you knew it all along, please remember that it is important when forming an argument to express your opinion even if it is wrong, in a clear, concise and well forumulated manner.
5: Gears of War is also on the PC so it is hardly a valid reason for the x-box 360 to be perfect.
6: As for your complaint about the physics in Crysis please look at this - http://youtube.com/watch?v=VaHS-y_mapQ&feature=related and then tell me if you can do that in your precious Gears of War.

Gamecube = pure shit???!!
first of all, the gamecube is one of the best consoles you can get and I am willing to bet that you have never played any of the masterpieces like smash bros melee and double dash.

Second, why did you compare a gamecube to a xbox 360? The gamecube is far too good for the xbox because it doesn't break all the time.

Third, the AI in crysis is actually very good and the physiscs are stunning. And a caveman doing quantam physics is about as smart as your reviews.

Now now. Someone's opinion can never be wrong. It can be unenlightened, misattributed, spontanious, ambiguous, completely biased without consideration for alternatives, zealous, plagued by fanboyitis, not very well thought out, inarticulate, purposely trollish, lacking in specifics or in complete contrast with the facts on which it is based, but it's thier opinion, they're welcome to it.

Probably not in public, but they're welcome to it...

Wow, I said before I never get to use this but I guess I was wrong.

However while Im here.

Crysis - Decent FPS, an OK story [for a shooter that is], excellent graphics and uses fun gameplay mechanics.

Gamecube - Excellent system which has spawned many underated classics. Cheap, fun, reliable.

PS2 - I'd agree but with the last two reviews you did I'm afraid I have to disagree with you on principal alone. Sucks ass.

Xbox 360 - Oh my, what a lovely scent, "fanboy" for men is it?

[I own a 360 by the way and I do think Gears of War kicks ass but it does'nt make the system]

I'm not sure what I find funnier, the pure block of stupidtanium el flamium that is the original post, or the fanboys rushing to the defense of their beloved items without making a logical argument that supports their oppinions.

At any rate, the only thing I can say is "the Ban Man commith"(<- no clue if that's spelled right or not).

qbert4ever:
I'm not sure what I find funnier, the pure block of stupidtanium el flamium that is the original post, or the fanboys rushing to the defense of their beloved items without making a logical argument that supports their oppinions.

At any rate, the only thing I can say is "the Ban Man commith"(<- no clue if that's spelled right or not).

I believe it's spelt commeth. Also, you can't fault the fanboys for jumping in front of the verbal bullets aimed at their pride and joy...it's like blaming a midget for being short.

Here's my critique of the reviews...

Crysis: The game looks amazing, and that's what it primarily depends on...it's graphics quality. This isn't Half-Life. There isn't going to be an amazing physics engine. If that's the biggest problem you're finding within the game, then that means there's not much else wrong with it. As for the AI, might I suggest turning up the difficulty level. If that doesn't solve the problem, go join a war...clearly your firearm skills are too advanced for the video game world. 3.5/5

Gamecube: Clearly you made a fanboy call there. Sure it doesn't play DVDs, and it's online is even worse than the PS2's, but it still was a good little system. It had quality titles, like the aforementioned Double Dash and Melee, as well as Wind Waker, Paper Mario, Mario Sunshine, Killer 7, and Eternal Darkness. While it might not be as capable as it's competition in the graphics department, it's still a good console. I'd give it at least a 4/5.

PS2: See, that is a decent review. The only problem is that it is biased. You mention that it has some kick-ass games, but fail to mention that there are just as many (if not more) really mediocre games as well. Also, with a lack of a good online system (and a library of games compatible with it), the system fell a little behind in that area. I'd still give it a 4/5, but this shows why.

Xbox 360: This review just makes me bow my head in shame. Gears, while by no means a bad game, was not perfect and did not make the console perfect. The Xbox 360 has an expansive library, and a long list of quality games. It also has Xbox Live in it's corner. However, there are a few flaws with it. The "Red Rings of Death" is an obvious flaw. Also, as good as Xbox Live is for gaming online, it's full of annoying children spewing verbal bile over the headset. While it is certainly a decent console, it is by no means perfect. I'd give it a 4.2/5

In the future, try and tone down the fanboyness in your reviews. You just leave yourself open to flaming.

I didn't know The Escapist moved under a bridge if you catch my drift.

D0rnan C:
Crysis- This game blows like Paris hilton in a VIP booth with a bunch of guys Its physics engine is messed an there are AI as smart as a caveman doing Quantam physics. 1/5

Gamecube- pure Shit 1/5

PS2- a great last gen system with kick ass games 4/5

X-box 360- three words Gears Of War 5/5

I'm no detective, but, I'm seeing a lot of similarities between this guy and a certain MGG.

Don't talk to the corpse, please.

D0rnan C:
Crysis- This game blows like Paris hilton in a VIP booth with a bunch of guys Its physics engine is messed an there are AI as smart as a caveman doing Quantam physics. 1/5

Gamecube- pure Shit 1/5

PS2- a great last gen system with kick ass games 4/5

X-box 360- three words Gears Of War 5/5

"I may not agree with what you say but i will defend to the death your right to say it" I forget who originally said that (someone remind me?) but if he had read this i think we wouldnt have that quote to call upon.

Sib:
"I may not agree with what you say but i will defend to the death your right to say it" I forget who originally said that (someone remind me?) but if he had read this i think we wouldnt have that quote to call upon.

It was an author named Evelyn Beatrice Hall, who wrote The Friends of Voltaire. The phrase was basically a rewrite of portions of Treatise in Toleration.

Nowadays, you mostly hear it used by people who think they've found an ironic and clever way to refute arguments against the Iraqi war.

- J

qbert4ever:
I'm not sure what I find funnier, the pure block of stupidtanium el flamium that is the original post, or the fanboys rushing to the defense of their beloved items without making a logical argument that supports their oppinions.

At any rate, the only thing I can say is "the Ban Man commith"(<- no clue if that's spelled right or not).

It's spelled "cometh".

D0rnan C:
Crysis- This game blows like Paris hilton in a VIP booth with a bunch of guys Its physics engine is messed an there are AI as smart as a caveman doing Quantam physics. 1/5

Gamecube- pure Shit 1/5

PS2- a great last gen system with kick ass games 4/5

X-box 360- three words Gears Of War 5/5

Yes, yes. All very good points here. I did like your topic on the Gamecube. Very informative. Do you mind if I quote "pure shit," D0rnan C.

Look... actually, don't. Paying attention feeds the troll. Too bad the mods killed the troll - "Aww, it thinks it's cool. Can't we keep it?"