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GloatingSwine
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TheNecroswanson:
Anime was some American jackasses' idea to create a clever sounding word to make cartoons tempting.

No, it was some Japanese jackasses' idea to create a word that was easier to say than "animation", which gets really horribly mangled if you try and render it into Japanese.

GloatingSwine
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And, of course, the fact that the OP couldn't understand Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, one of the best anime series of recent years, pretty much invalidates his opinion on anime full stop.

Shamanic Enzan
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You watched "Ikkitousen", the show that's entire reason for existing is the stripping of women. I wouldn't take that as a complete example of anime. I'd recommend Death Note, Code Geass, and Ghost in the Shell as a more general appeal for the style. Claymore, Cardcaptor Sakura, Gunslinger Girl, Solty Rei, and Nadesico are more "niche" series you might want to take a look into. And if you love soap operas, there's always ".hack//sign"

Koselara
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FYI... "Howl's Moving Castle" was a loose adaptation (character development & part of the plot converted to generic 'anime' types) of a young-adult novel of the same name by U.K. author Diana Wynne Jones. It can't quite be used in comparisons of good/bad anime, since the underlying story wasn't written by somebody even remotely connected to the industry.

PurpleRain
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Wow guys, 3 pages. Who knew huh?

Anyway, I just read through everyone's comments and agree with most of you. I do enjoy some anime, the stylish ones, but this rant was mostly aimed at the shit that pouring out at the moment (mostly due to the rise of the net and the global age: www.crunchyroll.com).

I really hate this massive fanbase of anime fanboys and girls that dress up like their favourite characters. These are the people who think all anime are great and should be worshiped night and day.

GloatingSwine:
And, of course, the fact that the OP couldn't understand Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, one of the best anime series of recent years, pretty much invalidates his opinion on anime full stop.

I understood it (aside form the freaky lightshow ending). It just sucked in terms of script and characters. The part with the girl stabbing her own head with the knife had me laughing until my sides hurt.

Man_In_Gauze:
Honestly, I have no problem with hentai, which is unashamedly about sex. It just really irritates me, as it does the OP, when some anime have so much fanservice or sexual tension that they basically become softcore porn but are just unwilling to admit it. I hate when an otherwise-good anime is marred by meaningless fanservice.

Some hentia's fine, yopu just have to fight your way past the dickgirls, the incest, watermellon boobs, tenticles, rape, fetishes, etc.

Haveing sexual tension in anime is just pathetic. It's basically calling out for fanservice and trying to promot itself that way. When you get shows that are basically porn but without the porn, it really hurts to watch and just drags the whole story down shit creek and dumps it there.

Hey Joe:
Panty Shot + Explosion + Fight + Panty shot + Obscure philisophy + Panty Shot + Fight = your average anime.

The truth. Basically summed up what I said about the sexual tension. The need for panty shots is degrading to the viewer. Well, at least I felt degraded by watching it.

The Franco:
Anime and I have a love-hate relationship, and I mostly agree with Purple. I know it sounds like fuel for a fan-boy holocaust, but the most enjoyment I would get out of a series would be when something makes fun of it (read: Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series).

"Mind Crush!" It shows how stupid Yu Gi Oh really is, what with everyone playing a card game... to determine the outcome of the future!!! But then, I didn't need to watch the abridged to realise how crap it was.

nightmare_gorilla:
so your biggest complaint about anime is that it's not beleivable? pretty weak case man and i have to disagree with you.

Not that it's unbelieveable, just crap. If you can make some believe in the ridiculous and make them believe that, then it's truly great. I'm saying, I hate shit that's so unbelieveable and has no style or form to make you believe in it at all. Things like that rollerskating-battle-show-thing (I really should start reaserching what I write about) are crap because in no way does it try to entice the viewer. "Let's roller blade to the death team!" *changes channel*

nightmare_gorilla:
i mean when it comes to over the top style things i'd think a mortal kombat fan would be the last person to call foul.

Haha, well played sir.

Oneiroscope:
Everyone can't like every anime there is, but someone likes it. You can't bitch everytime you find something that isn't perfect by YOUR standards. :)
People are different you know ;)

Some people like eating poo too.

GloatingSwine
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PurpleRain:

I understood it (aside form the freaky lightshow ending). It just sucked in terms of script and characters. The part with the girl stabbing her own head with the knife had me laughing until my sides hurt.

If you think the "ending" is the end of the sixth story (the one with the rooftop bit), you don't understand it. There's a whole second season which turns everything you think you know about what you've seen on it's head.

Also, your summary indicates that you have not paid very much attention to the show. Higurashi is a mystery series. It's designed so that you have to put some effort into working out exactly what is going on.

Haveing sexual tension in anime is just pathetic. It's basically calling out for fanservice and trying to promot itself that way. When you get shows that are basically porn but without the porn, it really hurts to watch and just drags the whole story down shit creek and dumps it there.

Why is sexual tension "pathetic" in anime? Do you have the same response to it in any other media? If you do, you should probably seek some kind of psychiatric assistance for your sex aversion problems. Oh, wait, I just read your next sentence and you actually don't know what sexual tension means. You seem to think it means display of sexual characteristics to entice viewership (commonly called fanservice), rather than dramatic tension arising out of sexual attraction, overt or implied, between two or more individuals (characters in a fiction, in the case of anime).

Really, showing that you blatantly don't understand terms you're throwing around and criticising series you haven't actually paid a scrap of attention to doesn't make you look clever. Nor, in fact, does attempting to dismiss an entire medium of fiction because you don't like some examples of it.

Sheppard
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My favorite anime series/movies are gundam, appleseed, and robotech. But of course the best is HAMTARO!!!!!

PurpleRain
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I dislike Higurashi for it's dislogue and terrible characters. I know all about the second season about the girl trying to find through the different realities the one where no one dies. My friends raped it all down my ear. I still hate the show. I've been trying to watch it, it's just too hard for me to get into. It's just terrible. I don't even care enough about the characters to make me want to work out the mysteries. Like an old 80's hammer horror, you don't give two shits about the teens, you want them all dead.

As for the sexual tension in anime, what I ment was that they use it to promot itself. Their's sexual tension in NG:E but yet no panty shots or incest like (insert bad anime name here). Sorry if I mis-wrote what I was trying to say.

Niniux
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I'm absolutely in love with Studio Ghibli's work, even if the movies are somewhat for kids. Something about them invokes the same feelings that old RPGs like Secret of Mana and Chrono Trigger used to invoke. Just the music and the beautiful scenery makes for a magical experience.

Yeah, I'm a dork.

nightmare_gorilla
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PurpleRain:

As for the sexual tension in anime, what I ment was that they use it to promot itself. Their's sexual tension in NG:E but yet no panty shots or incest like (insert bad anime name here). Sorry if I mis-wrote what I was trying to say.

so now you're complaining about incest, damn man are you against EVERYTHING fun?

joking... seriously i was kidding

it's been my experience that the gratuitus panty shots in anime aren't about getting people excited or trying to make people watch the anime, it tends to be used like physical comedy. a friend of mine bought me one called "agent aika" it had absolutley no sex or nudity in it but 90% of it was panty shots, it was technically a comedy designed just to be silly, i had a couple good laughs at it.

when it comes to things being beleivable or unbeleivable in context i basically boil it down to "does this make the anime more fun" if it does that i'll let it go, if it makes the anime less fun it has to be an interesting or unique concept. in baki the grappler some guy on alot of steriods started puking up green slime in the middle of a fight, after doing that his muscles shrunk and he went from beheamoth to lanky in 30 seconds, now in a fighter anime having a really skinny weak guy is dumb. but then he started using his arms like they were whips and that made the fight alot better. so even though it's kinda dumb the concept is really interesting so i actually liked it alot.

tthor
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- there are a LOT of really good animes out there, many of which arent built around sex

- the reason there are so many animes out there obsessed with sex appeal is because porn is illegal in japan, so there is a big market for sex, even if the storyline sucks. (animes and mangas have taken great care to thoroughly test their boundarys and what the gov't considers "porn", resulting in many animes that would very easily be considered porn in the places like the USA)

- you say you dont hate anime, but yet you practicly imply that anime is an insult to the very human race (tho may be true in some animes, but not all)

like you said, anime is an intire type of media, so you shouldnt judge an intire media on just a single example

GloatingSwine
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PurpleRain:
I dislike Higurashi for it's dislogue and terrible characters.

So how exactly are you rating the dialogue? Either you're significantly more fluent in Japanese than the horrific lingusitic butchery of your posts indicates you are with English, or your competence to make that judgement is significantly impaired by the fact that you are talking about a language you are not fluent in.

I still hate the show. I've been trying to watch it, it's just too hard for me to get into.

I think we're arriving at a point. Now, if you don't like the characters for personal subjective reasons, that could colour your impression of the show as a whole, but that doesn't mean the show itself is bad, just that you personally don't like it (and that you have no taste).

Of course, it's probably too much to expect intellectually honest criticism on the internet, because people are just interested in screeching and hyperbole. But when your hyperbole is so easily deflated, using it just makes you look stupid. (and reduces my surprise that you don't appear to like any complex TV shows, like Higurashi, or I saw digs at what was likely Code Geass).

Nerdfury
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Sounds like you don't like some of the anime series you've seen and have a general stereotypical opinion of something you don't understand - and therefore feel the need to post a rant about how much it sucks. Pretty similar to people who rant against certain genres of books, or music, or movies, or video games, or sports.

If you don't like it, in lieu of telling people on a forum that it sucks, just don't watch it. And post opinions with substance, since "Anime sucks for the following reasons" isn't really a review.

I like many different series. No differently to how I like different movies and books.

Thisusernameisjustanotherwasteofspace
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@Purple Rain's original post:
You have to live with the fact that 90% of everything is basically crap that will be forgotten within a few years. I am a horror movie fan, but I can tell you that 4 out of 5 movies are a waste of time, but those that are good, are really good.

I've watched a lot of anime as well (and still intend to watch some more), and I know that most of them lack quality, but I don't stop watching them because I would miss jewels like "Samurai Champloo". Don't let fanboiz ruin everything for you, if we were to listen to them, we would be glorifying Halo 3 on the whole forum.

And don't criticize the lack of physics and common sense in Animes/Mangas, unless it's intended to be super-uber-realistic, it's just pointless...

Ultrajoe
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Why does Halo 3 get beaten up the moment fanboys are mentioned?

Anime is weird, thats the point.

some is over-the-top crap, but thats the same for any media.

KurtNiisan
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Ultrajoe:

seriously, i don't know why people think Avatar is just for kids, the animation is well drawn and its got just as many jokes for those of the above 4 1/2 foot persuasion, not to mention it has a dude shooting lightning, how can that not rock?

- Funny you should mention that, I just finished watching Seasons 2 and what was released of Season 3 (up to ep 13) and it's a fantastic series! The writing and voice acting for the show are so, so good and the animation quality is excellent. I suppose when you're not cutting out scenes like they do for anime then you're getting a much purer story experience.

GloatingSwine
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KurtNiisan:

Ultrajoe:

seriously, i don't know why people think Avatar is just for kids, the animation is well drawn and its got just as many jokes for those of the above 4 1/2 foot persuasion, not to mention it has a dude shooting lightning, how can that not rock?

- Funny you should mention that, I just finished watching Seasons 2 and what was released of Season 3 (up to ep 13) and it's a fantastic series! The writing and voice acting for the show are so, so good and the animation quality is excellent. I suppose when you're not cutting out scenes like they do for anime then you're getting a much purer story experience.

Avatar is a great show, chock full of kung fu fireball shooting goodness, with almost none of the filler that equivalent shounen anime series inevitably descend into because they try and stretch a couple of seasons worth of arc out to nine million episodes. One Piece, Inu Yasha, Dragonball, Naruto, Bleach, and many others illustrate this perfectly. It's an object lesson in knowing exactly where you're going before you start writing an arc, and having a predetermined fixed number of episodes in which to get there, so you know exactly where to put all the chekovs guns, when to fire them, and what at, and don't get to pad your show with entire seasons' worth of filler because you just want to milk the fanbase some more. (Not exclusive to anime either. Western TV fans may recognise this as "X-Files Disease"). Avatar as a story will stop at 61 episodes. If there is a fourth season, it will not follow Aang or any of the (major) characters we have yet seen.

Pity Nickelodeon seem to disagree, to the extent that by the time they actually get around to showing the episodes, everyone's already seen them from the bloody DVD rips (The Boiling Rock), and it's not coming back on until July or some damn thing like that.

greygelgoog
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Sheppard:
My favorite anime series/movies are gundam, appleseed, and robotech. But of course the best is HAMTARO!!!!!

For mentioning Robotech rather than any of the anime it's derived from, you officially hate anime.

chaosfenrir
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Errr... Digimon is American....
But anyway, some anime are pretty good, some just suck. But i find it more fun to juz read the manga they're based on, its usually much better than the anime.
But really, the Japanese have issues with physical laws, not juz in anime (FF7)

thebobmaster
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My number one problem with anime is illustrated with this picture....

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GloatingSwine
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Yes. Damn those red anime Xs.

GloatingSwine
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chaosfenrir:
Errr... Digimon is American....

No, it isn't.

Thisusernameisjustanotherwasteofspace
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GloatingSwine:

chaosfenrir:
Errr... Digimon is American....

No, it isn't.

I confirm this statement. Digimon are Japanese, like all "thingiemons".

thebobmaster
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GloatingSwine:
Yes. Damn those red anime Xs.

Sorry, something screwed up. Link is right here. NOT THE BLOODY LOZ CHARACTER. Sorry, those jokes get old.

j-e-f-f-e-r-s
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I dunno who it was who recommended 'Gankutsuou', but whoever you are (I'll re-read the thread later), cheers mightily. One of the best anime's I've ever seen. Purple, if you're looking for an anime with some actual depth to it, check it out.

StevieC
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Samurai Pizza Cats (Hilarious series)
Otaku no Video
.hack//SIGN
Excel Saga (but you might not want to watch the final episode)
Hellsing
Chrono Crusade
Read or Die
FullMetal Alchemist
Lupin III and the Castle of Cagliostro
Anything by Miyazaki
*puts on his flameproof firesuit*
Neon Genesis Evangelion

Anarchemitis
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Call me ignorant and Racist, I almost guarrenteed will never like anime.

Myazaki and Ghost in the Shell exempt.

GloatingSwine
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StevieC:

Excel Saga (but you might not want to watch the final episode)

The final episode of Excel Saga is one of it's finest jokes. It's written specifically to violate each and every single broadcast standard for Japanese TV, down to being exactly a minute too long for a TV timeslot.

The episode title? "Going Too Far".

Leptok
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Your friend has horrible taste, and is a pervert.

Watch the Ghost in the Shell series, GiTS Stand Alone Complex and 2nd Gig. They are great shows. Deep, complex, animated well. Plus it's not full of 9 year old girls.

Barciad
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How shall I start this, probably at the very beginning would be a good idea. I started watching anime because nothing else on British TV was any good. Bland, brainless, repetitive, and downright annoying, the whole bloody lot of it. Then this friend of mine comes along at starts bugging me about this thing he had once seen called anime. In fact he started bugging me, and others quite a lot, up to the point when it became rather irritating.
Anyway, I, along with others gave it a crack, and that was that. Well for everyone else it was a case of what is this crap, while I was sitting there wondering where has this stuff been all my life.
15 films and 30 series (brief approximations) later I have come to the point where I feel pretty much sated. All the new series, for all their technical magnificence simply do not cut it any more. Not to sound old fashioned or anything, but there is a significant lack in originality in the 'brand new ideas' department.
Which is a shame really, since that was what attracted me to anime in the first place. You watch a good series and you think to yourself 'this is nothing like anything else I have ever seen before'. No really, a good anime is totally unique and that, to me anyway, has always been the great appeal of it.
For example, I would be hard pressed to find anything as dark and as funny as Crest of the Stars. No seriously, the very notion of taking the film 'Starship Troopers' and writing it like a Harry Potter. What were they thinking? But against all known rules of logic it worked, and worked well.
FLCL would be another good example. Jacquline Wilson, Tex Avery, and Douglas Adams were never renowned for the acid dropping sessions they had together. Had it been the case, then their resultant collaboration may have looked something like that aforementioned work of head-splitting genius.
Now and Then, Here and There is also unique. Brutal, absolutely brutal series, but totally gripping. No really, I could go on for hours.

PurpleRain
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Ok, you guys caught me out (even though I don't think I said I hate all anime, just the crap ones). Here's Purple Rain's list of anime that rocks the socks off a mongoos:

-Neon Genesis Evangelion
-Hellsing
-Dragon Ball Z (when they were fight Freezer)
-Ghost in a Shell
-Howls Moving Castle
-Animatrix
-Beserk

All of those are original to a point and are great fun to watch for its style of great characters. There are a few others I want to watch but haven't gotten around to yet. Oh, I didn't really like Ninja Scroll. It might have been to over hyped, but I did like that bog guy with the huge knife.

The_Logician19
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I can't watch most of the anime you guys are mentioning, but I've heard of them. The only thing I can say, really, is I don't like Bleach because I imagined a lot of things differently (I blame DBZ, personally). Also, the voices aren't as subtle as I'd have hoped.

Another thing that bugs me, why is it that the people that dub Bleach feel the need to pause mid-sentence? I could almost understand if they were reading directly from the Manga, but it kinda ticks me off. People shouldn't talk like that.

And for the record, I imagined Ichigo sounding like Spike. Dunno why...

Apologies for adding so little to the conversation.

Flunk
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90% of anything is terrible. Some anime has no redeeming qualities at all, Ikkitousen is a great example. I couldn't sit through 10 minutes of that show and I love anime. There are plenty of poorly written, poorly thought out pieces of crap that don't deserve your time. In which case, we don't have to watch them.

The quality of the translation and voice acting in Japanese->English dubs is so poor that I have a problem watching them at all. I just don't understand what is so hard about voice acting that they can get people who are ostensibly professional voice actors who sound like they just picked up random people off the street and told them to act "with intensity". Because of this I would rather read the subtitles.

And no, Digimon is not American.