I was testing myself.

I just really hated him.

Hey, It wasn't me, HE had a heart attack. It's not my fault he didn't play enough Manhunt.

I'm chaotic good, my morals labeled him as evil, and so, for the good of society, he was removed.

"He thought he was man enough to be the race car. WHO IS THE THIMBLE NOW, BITCH!"

oh! so its an old man that dies, not a kitten.

Well he was a crazed rapist, perhaps even michael jackson's father.....
and if you don't buy that i was putting him out of his misery.....
and if you don't think thats enough reason then he was taking up the entire sidewalk and walking incredibly slowly, i tried to do the right thing and stayed behind him for 5 blocks but then i just had to pop him one, you understand don't you officer?

He was that ***hole breen from nova prospect!

The_Logician19:
He touched me inapropriately.

And it made my balls feel big.

0_O?!

Thinks-"So hes gay and attracted to older males"

Again-0_O?!

He got in my way. (As in, evil plans. Not driving.)

My friend asked me too. And he said "Would you kindly"

I really wanted that Klondike bar. I really wanted it...

I... don't want to talk about it. Even now it haunts my nightmares.
To this day I can't look at a Kit Kat bar without hyperventilating

He had a 5+ Armour Save, he rolled a 3.

It's not my fault he had a bad haircut! Seriously, the guy looked like an arsehole!

He took my Eggo, NOBODY takes my Eggo...

He... ah fuck it.

-How was i supposed to know my next rocket would be a crit?

-You mean this isn't TF2????... It's really not TF2???

-I run down the street, randomly puffing my people w/ my flame thrower. How do you check for spies?

-I wanted to see if I could jump my car over him.

He bought the last copy of Smash Bros from Best Buy.

'He's not dead, he's just sleeping. With his head hanging off. Yeah, it's supposed to do that.'

The_Logician19:
I really wanted that Klondike bar. I really wanted it...

LOL : )

Almightyjoe:
Chicks dig homicide

That's one worth quoting.

He wouldn't stop talking about some poor guys life resembling a box of chocolates.

"He killed my evil twin brother. Incidentally, I'm an only child."

He broke the 5th pendant of my summoning area, thus unleashing a daemon that devoured his flesh just before I was able to send it back to the Abyss. So it was really his fault, if you fault me for not sending it back quick enough, I was having a bad day and wasn't exactly "On the ball" it happens to the best of us.

"Your point?"

I'm only three pensioners away from getting the achievement!

You think that's bad? Wait until you see what's in my basement!

Ummmm...where's the 'Present Writ' option?

and finally...

Because you touch yourself at night.

"Hey, it's a free country."

TradeMasta:
I'm chaotic good, my morals labeled him as evil, and so, for the good of society, he was removed.

If you were chaotic good, you wouldn't do it for society.

Please hang up and try again.

Explaination: You told me so, master.

Retort: Shut up, meatbag.

Anarchemitis:
Explaination: You told me so, master.

Retort: Shut up, meatbag.

Ha I get it, anyway I have another.

I can do anything I am paid to do.

sry misclick

I had been playing Manhunt 2 all day! On the Wii! What do you expect?

I did it because I could.

I am Chuck Norris, try and stop me

Because a wizard did it.