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Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 626 Joined: 15 Jun 2008     | |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 706 Joined: 12 Apr 2008   | He had six fingers on one hand. |
Paperboy Posts: 15 Joined: 24 Jul 2008 | 1. ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME?!?!?!? [takes out gigantic axe, then swings] |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1133 Joined: 6 Jun 2008   | What? No, he died all by himself. Old people do that you know. They . . . uh die. Science, um, doesn't know why but they do. Well, he . . . uh, didn't die all by himself per say. I gave him a few bullets to . . . um help. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 154 Joined: 26 Mar 2008  | he was like that when i got here. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 706 Joined: 12 Apr 2008 | When I said "the Easy way" and "Hard way" I was comparing the physical effort on my behalf of squeezing the trigger or just punching him in the guts. |
Paperboy Posts: 47 Joined: 27 Feb 2008   | everyone dies in the end...his just came a bit faster than nature's |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1031 Joined: 20 Jul 2008   | OMGZZ HE WAS TEH HITLERS!! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3938 Joined: 24 Apr 2008     | Who keeps ressurecting GEMS' threads... has... No... He could not have risen! the banhammer destroyed him! He... is... gone! I must warn the Escapist senior counsel... ONTOPIC: Chicks dig homicide. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 416 Joined: 5 Jul 2008 | 1. I was horny! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2491 Joined: 3 Mar 2008   | He was beaming death rays from space, using his UFO. I had to do it for the planet! *Achieves hero status* OR *Achieves room in asylum* |
Muckraker  Posts: 273 Joined: 30 Jun 2008  | And I still don't have enough freakin ADAM. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3938 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | He asked me to stay a while and listen. |
Muckraker Posts: 273 Joined: 30 Jun 2008 | You have achieved Level 43! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3938 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | He found this reason oddly impossible, and it confused me. |
Paperboy  Posts: 24 Joined: 25 Apr 2008  | He made a disparaging remark about your mother. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 219 Joined: 7 Jun 2008  | Look, I don't know what his deal was. He was a dick, okay? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3938 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | Science made me do it. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 182 Joined: 21 Jul 2008 | Because he failed the chat tree |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 419 Joined: 2 Feb 2008 | I needed one more old man to ding to 70. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3938 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | I was after an achievement. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 794 Joined: 22 Mar 2008  | The old man was about to prove religion wrong! I just had to kill him! |
Beat Writer Posts: 182 Joined: 21 Jul 2008 | the old man bet a tenner i couldnt hit a coke can with a bow an arrow. so i shot him and took the tenner |
Beat Writer  Posts: 155 Joined: 10 Jul 2008 | "ah,so that button is NOT the safety." |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2543 Joined: 30 Jun 2008 | He looked sick enough to warrent a mercy killing |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1133 Joined: 6 Jun 2008 | You mean he wasn't dead already? I thought he was a frickin' zombie! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4237 Joined: 23 Dec 2007  | Oh my God! What have I done?! |
Press Junketeer Posts: 416 Joined: 5 Jul 2008 | Awesome! But the blood makes the tracks sticky. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4327 Joined: 14 Jun 2008   | He was wearing a monicle, clearly a master wizard in disquise |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1105 Joined: 22 Jun 2008  | THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 6889 Joined: 28 Nov 2007   | He was on old man. I figured he was a master of martial arts. I was wrong. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3672 Joined: 14 Jan 2008 | You see it couldn't be me because I am an optical illusion! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1133 Joined: 6 Jun 2008 | Indeed |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 115 Joined: 14 May 2008 | he was old do i really need a reason if so "HE" told me to do it |
Copy Clerk Posts: 72 Joined: 12 Jun 2008 | He was in league with Xykon and his allies the Order of the Stick. Thus he threatened the security of Azure City, and had to be destroyed. Ticks you off, doesn't it? Good. By slowly slicing your mentor into tiny pieces and making you watch, I have motivated you to stop faffing about and go fight some evil as is your destiny. If you'd gotten off your duff sooner, I wouldn't have had to resort to this old villian cliche to get your attention. This ought to make the news. Maybe if I go on a rampage, it'll bump the vapid spoiled heiress stories to page two. People need to be shocked out of their complacency. A shining blue angel gave me instructions. He was keeping me from carrying out the part regarding his daughter. Therefore I carried out the part about anyone who tries to stop me. You look like you're on that list too. Yeah, she got away; that means you're next.(Anyone who can guess what book I'm referencing gets bonus points!) |
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He smelled like Old people.