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211)   21 Jun 2008 01:28
squirrelman42
Beat Writer
Posts: 145
Joined: 13 Dec 2007

Mariokart - I hate lightning

212)   21 Jun 2008 17:44
MeTheMe
Paperboy
Posts: 15
Joined: 13 Jun 2008

The World Ends With You-
SOH
CAH
TOA

Advance Wars, Days of Ruin-
Highly
Addicting
Series

213)   21 Jun 2008 17:52
Tanthalos
Beat Writer
Posts: 214
Joined: 25 Mar 2008

Vampire Rain

disappointing, wasted potential

214)   21 Jun 2008 17:56
AlexHarman
Copy Clerk
Posts: 65
Joined: 6 Jun 2008

assassins creed;
can't skip cutscenes

rainbow six vegas;
die every time

215)   21 Jun 2008 19:35
Mr. Fister
Paperboy
Posts: 40
Joined: 21 Jun 2008

No More Heroes
...actually, I think I just summed the game up right there.

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney series
Deep, fun storylines

216)   21 Jun 2008 19:43
Fusi0n.be
Paperboy
Posts: 29
Joined: 12 Jun 2008

Duke Nukem Forever

Why / The / Wait.

217)   22 Jun 2008 06:20
stompy
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2260
Joined: 21 Jan 2008

Every WW2 game ever released:
God.Damn.Nazis.

218)   22 Jun 2008 06:39
zari
Copy Clerk
Posts: 61
Joined: 19 Sep 2007

Graustein:
Pokemon:
X used Y!

Pokemon:
My Guilty Pleasure

Thief:
Stupid Electric Lights

Pretty much any console game:
Cooperative Play Please

219)   22 Jun 2008 08:04
N-Sef
Muckraker
Posts: 305
Joined: 21 Jun 2008

Half-Life 2:
Physics are fun.

Devil May Cry 3:
A Crazy Party.

220)   22 Jun 2008 08:18
dukethepcdr
Copy Clerk
Posts: 116
Joined: 9 May 2008

Tetris: most addictive puzzle

Doom RPG on cell phone: best cell shooter

Etrian Odessey: Beats Dragon Quest

Final Fantasy: No more sequels!

221)   22 Jun 2008 09:02
juandonde
Press Junketeer
Posts: 450
Joined: 14 May 2008

FEAR
stupid little girl

Condemned
holy shit mannequins

Mass Effect
suicide viable solution (work up your charm/intimidate for the last boss)

Doom
Where cyberdemon go?

Doom 3
where cybe- WHOA!

Leisure Suit Larry
This porn sucks

Custers Revenge
This one too

Wii Sports
MY FUCKING TV!!

Pokemon Pearl/Diamond
Red/Blue is better (=D)

Zero Wing
All your base

Zero Wing
are belong to

Zero Wing
us.

Metroid
She's a girl?!

System Shock 2
omg its SHODAN

Enter the Matrix
Hot chicks kissing

Thousand Arms
Best RPG EVER

Final Fantasy VI
Kefka is awesome

Final Fantasy VII
Tifa has boobs

Final Fantasy VIII
Holy crap! Singing!

Final Fantasy IX
Crystals are back?

Final Fantasy X
I'm Meg Ryan?

222)   22 Jun 2008 12:07
Ultrajoe
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2212
Joined: 24 Apr 2008

MGS4:
Sweet, look! mortar!

Resistance:
Used one gun (the whole damn game, man was that thing poorly put together)

Oblivion:
Fuck you rats

Dawn of War:
5 minute kills

223)   22 Jun 2008 17:30
Thanq
Paperboy
Posts: 17
Joined: 7 Feb 2008

TF2: More. Medics. Please.
I. Have. Uber.

Unreal Tournament
Oh. Sh*t. Redeemer.

224)   23 Jun 2008 04:10
Anarchemitis
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2677
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

Garry's Mod:
Flailing Explosion Suicide

225)   23 Jun 2008 06:32
PingPongJoe
Paperboy
Posts: 17
Joined: 23 Jun 2008

Halo:
juvenile/obnoxious/kids

Katamari:
totally/tripping/balls

Rockstar's Table Tennis:
greatest/sport/ever

Kingdom Hearts:
curse/you/J-pop

Team Fortress 2:
doc/c'mon/man

trauma center:
FUCKING/STOMACH/WORMS

226)   23 Jun 2008 06:38
LoorTheDarkElf
Paperboy
Posts: 25
Joined: 22 Jun 2008

Naruto- Rise of the Ninja; Bad freakin Voices

World of Warcraft; Role Playing Forever!! or For the Hoard, but who isn't going to say that?

Okami; Stupid Little Bug, or Japanese Folklore Masterpiece... but only if folklore is actually one word

227)   23 Jun 2008 06:46
shatnershaman
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2493
Joined: 8 May 2008

Halo 3
Scores/Sales/Awesome

MGS4
long/cut/scenes

Resistance
fun/want/rumble

Gears of War
pretty/bad/multiplayer

Viva Pinata
Viva/Pinata/!

228)   23 Jun 2008 10:08
HSIAMetalKing
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1009
Joined: 2 Jan 2008

Pokemon Diamond:
Ninjask. Also, cocks.

229)   23 Jun 2008 11:12
Omnidum
Press Junketeer
Posts: 388
Joined: 27 Mar 2008

TES IV: Oblivion
No fishy stick?

230)   23 Jun 2008 22:48
the monopoly guy
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1925
Joined: 8 May 2008

Anarchemitis:
Garry's Mod:
Flailing Explosion Suicide

or
Anything You Want

231)   23 Jun 2008 23:23
gameking218
Beat Writer
Posts: 163
Joined: 26 Feb 2008

Animal Crossing ~ Way Too Boring
Warcraft (The RTS) ~ Really Good Story
Deadraising ~ Zombies and Katanas
Diablo 2 ~ Still the Best

232)   23 Jun 2008 23:42
Asymptote Angel
Beat Writer
Posts: 200
Joined: 6 Feb 2008

Hey Joe:
MASS EFFECT
Blue alien boobs

BIOSHOCK
Would you kindly?

I like these. Well done.

Every FF game: Same. Damn. Thing.

Assassin's Creed: Run. Jump. Kill.

Star Wars Bounty Hunter: Fly. No! Damn.

Kingdom Hearts Series: Square. Disney. WTF.

Fire Emblem Series: Restart. Restart. Restart.

Godzilla Destroy All Monsters: 30. Minutes. Done.

Silent Hill 2: Pyramid. Deformed. Piss.

Call of Duty Series: Boom. Intense. Sweat.

FF Crystal Chronicles: Fail. Fail. Fail.

233)   24 Jun 2008 00:42
Meshakhad
Beat Writer
Posts: 196
Joined: 20 Feb 2008

Custer's Revenge:
No. Just. No.

Tetris:
Thank. You. Communism.

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing:
Worst. Game. Ever.

234)   24 Jun 2008 01:27
Fl@nked
Muckraker
Posts: 303
Joined: 24 Jun 2008

Call of Duty 4: Kill. Martyrdom. Run.

235)   24 Jun 2008 03:33
Anarchemitis
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2677
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

the monopoly guy:

Anarchemitis:
Garry's Mod:
Flailing Explosion Suicide

or
Anything You Want

or
G-man, Explode(again), Tools

236)   24 Jun 2008 09:36
Rob Sharona
Muckraker
Posts: 229
Joined: 29 May 2008

Metroid Hunters for the DS:

MY HANDS ACHE

237)   24 Jun 2008 14:06
Pyronox
Copy Clerk
Posts: 68
Joined: 21 May 2008

WoW

Fuck Da Alliance

Warcraft 3

Build. More. Farms.

Naruto w/e

Orange. Ninjas. Lol.

Jetset Radio Future

Last. Level. Barfed.

Oblivion

"Ah I remember"

238)   24 Jun 2008 14:17
Stammer
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 648
Joined: 16 Apr 2008

StarCraft:
Construct. Additional. Pylons.

World of Warcrap:
Really. Crappy. Game.

Perfect Dark 64:
Goldeneye. With. Aliens.

Final Fantasy XI:
Mithra. Red. Mage.

Armored Core:
Bullets. Cost. Money.

Final Fantasy Tactics:
Strategy. Story. Customize.

239)   24 Jun 2008 14:27
Mnemophage
Beat Writer
Posts: 162
Joined: 13 Mar 2008

Virtual Villagers: HAVE SEX DAMMIT.

KOTOR 2: Don't end there! D: D: (smileys don't count as words, right?)

Beyond Good and Evil: Such awesome tunes.

The Sims (1, 2, whatever): Vampire barbie simulator.

240)   24 Jun 2008 14:33
Ultrajoe
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2212
Joined: 24 Apr 2008

Portal.

Where'd you go?

241)   24 Jun 2008 15:04
AmandaGamer86
Paperboy
Posts: 27
Joined: 11 Jun 2008

Any Resident Evil game

Gave me nightmares

242)   24 Jun 2008 15:09
Ricky1992
BANNED
Posts: 45
Joined: 20 Jun 2008

Xbox 360

Three red rings

User was banned for: What are your favorite web-sites?. (Permanent)
243)   24 Jun 2008 15:12
hazakura
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1316
Joined: 7 May 2008

Bad company demo:BLOW UP ANYTHING!
Halo 3: Shoot midget aliens!
Dynasty warriors 5;empires:I Rule china!

244)   24 Jun 2008 15:49
LyonLee
Copy Clerk
Posts: 56
Joined: 30 Aug 2007

Portal:
Crazy computer GLAdoS

Peggle:
Pinball without skill, or: It's called Pachinko!

Geist:
Haunting dog food

Condemned:
Scary homeless people

Crackdown:
Standard police proceedure

World of Warcraft:
Ridiculous first life

Myst:
Not enough clues

Burnout Paradise:
Assume crash positions

GTA IV:
Not quite New York (I know, it's technically four words, I don't care)

245)   24 Jun 2008 20:06
Kroker
Paperboy
Posts: 39
Joined: 29 May 2008

Portal: Where am I?

Doom 3: Big Fun Gun

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