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Shadefyre
Beat Writer
Posts: 200
Joined: 25 Mar 2008

Metal Gear Solid-Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAKEE!!!!
Breakdown-It's the cat!
Portal-Thinking with portals
Team Fortress 2-Sentry goin' up
Spore Creature Creator-Fear the penii!
Call of Duty 4-Corpses go boom
Halo 3-Blinded by bloom
Gears of War-Chainsaws and chunks
Soul Calibur-Offer your soul!
Metal Slug-HEAVY MACHINE GUN! or ROCKET LAWN CHAIR!

request
Anonymous Source
Posts: 3
Joined: 6 Dec 2007

gears of war - chainsaw, gore, repeat

LewsTherin
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1185
Joined: 22 Jun 2008

Final Fantasy: Tactics
Lancers.Dancers.Geomancers

StonedMonkay
Paperboy
Posts: 27
Joined: 5 Jun 2008

Halo3 (with the spartan laser over the mic) : FIRIN MA LAAAAZOR
TF2 : Mother F***ing snipers
CS:S : OMG HAX F*G
GTA IV: Gritty Sh*tty Graphics

Captain-Giggles
Paperboy
Posts: 15
Joined: 21 May 2008

SSBB
Snake's in it.
Guitar Hero 3
Ow my Fingers.
Halo 2
Why'd this Happen?
Halo 3
EAT DECENDING DEATH!!

Anarchemitis
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4486
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

Dance-Dance Revolution:
Dance, Dance, Redundancy.

Sib
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 511
Joined: 22 Dec 2007

Big Rigs: Over the road Racing

Truly...Epic...Failure

shatnershaman
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3027
Joined: 8 May 2008

PS3
power/unlimited/power
PSP
want/second/nub
Wii
wii/sports/boring
360
halo/live/fable
PC
graphics/confusing/firefox

Ultrajoe
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4067
Joined: 24 Apr 2008

Final Fantasy 12.

I. Miss. Turns.

Nazulu
Muckraker
Posts: 289
Joined: 5 Jun 2008

Star Craft 2 - Koreans New Sport

SSBB - About Bloody Time! (Australia)

All Final Fantasy's - Waste Of Time

New Mario Kart - No New Levels

Age of Conan - CBF

Wii - Another Stupid Mistake (by me)
(Nintendo have more money than everyone else, they choose not spend one cent of it!)

klc0100
Muckraker
Posts: 346
Joined: 29 Feb 2008

Mile high club on veteran on cod4
Fuck This Shit

mGoLos
Copy Clerk
Posts: 89
Joined: 7 Nov 2007

Max Payne

Please. Make. More!

The Other Steve
Paperboy
Posts: 27
Joined: 24 Jun 2008

Dead Rising -
Shut up, Otis

Assassin's Creed -
Copy, paste, levels!

GTA4 -
Shut up, Roman

Team Fortress 2 -
I'm on fire.

Devil May Cry 4 -
Everything's on fire.

Portal -
Where's my cake?

Halo 3 -
Another Halo Game

Mass Effect -
It's KOTOR again

Bioshock -
Too short

conqueror Kenny
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3769
Joined: 14 Jan 2008

The Other Steve:

Devil May Cry 4 -
Everything's on fire.

I don't recall any fire in that game other than burial.

The Other Steve
Paperboy
Posts: 27
Joined: 24 Jun 2008

You, my friend, were not using Exceed. Also charge shots.

Partially it's just a good fit for the flavor of the game, though.

Sejs Cube
Paperboy
Posts: 41
Joined: 16 Jun 2008

Baldur's Gate: Giant Space Hampster.
Fallout: War Never Changes.
Vanguard, Saga of Heroes: Unfinished Everquest Sequel. (alt: Brad McQuaid? Douchebag.)
Saga of Ryzom (sadly, defunct): Beautiful But Empty.
Elder Scrolls IV, Oblivion: Morrowind, Minus Features.
Final Fantasy XI: Group Or Leave.

Soothsayers
Paperboy
Posts: 36
Joined: 25 Jun 2008

Half Life 2: God Damn Striders
Rez: ohh pretty colors
Team Fortress 2: Heavys are Cheap
Guitar Hero 3: Rock out Loud

snuffler
Beat Writer
Posts: 169
Joined: 4 Jun 2008

gameking218:
Diablo 2 ~ Still the Best

this

Portal - Whats The Hype

TF2 - Spy Check *LOL*

Starcraft - Nuclear Launch Detected
Starcraft - Nuclear Launch Detected
Starcraft - Nuclear Launch Detected
Starcraft - Nuclear Launch Detected
Starcraft - Nuclear Launch Detected
Starcraft - Nuclear Launch Detected
Starcraft - Nuclear Launch Detected
Starcraft - Nuclear Launch Detected

faipdeooiad
Anonymous Source
Posts: 6
Joined: 3 Jun 2008

Metal Gear Solid
Over Hyped Cack

ninjablu
Muckraker
Posts: 246
Joined: 18 Jun 2008

Halo - a pretty twin
halo 2 - prettier identical twin
halo 3 - prettiest identical twin

Zelda, twilight Princess - thanks, Mrs. Obvious!

AlexHarman
Copy Clerk
Posts: 65
Joined: 6 Jun 2008

Dead Rising
Idiots In Jeep

kelmanski
Paperboy
Posts: 17
Joined: 12 May 2008

Army of TWO. - Totally Wasted Opportunity
Kane & Lynch - Sloppy ass controls
Alone in the Dark - Gun + Fire = WIN!
Incredible Hulk- Smash Fucking Everything!!!
CoD4 - R P G (You know how I roll)
Condemned 2 - Run, A BEAR!!!
Rock Band - Singing + Bass = ARSE!!! :S

Johnn Johnston
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2919
Joined: 4 May 2008

Resident Evil - Shuffling, moaning targets.
COD4 - Oh crap! Martyrdom!
Fifa 2008 - Fifa 2007, again.

AlexHarman
Copy Clerk
Posts: 65
Joined: 6 Jun 2008

WWE Smackdown Versus Raw 2008
SIX ONE NINE!

Half Life Series
Truly Epic Story

Soothsayers
Paperboy
Posts: 36
Joined: 25 Jun 2008

Halo 3: People like this?
Halo 2: Worst ending ever
Halo: Flood = Headcrabs

AlexHarman
Copy Clerk
Posts: 65
Joined: 6 Jun 2008

Halo 3
Campaign Too Short

Dead Rising
Kill Them All

Freakout456
Copy Clerk
Posts: 64
Joined: 24 Jun 2008

GTA 4
Shit it's fun

Guitar Hero
Guitar in underwear

mathias53
Copy Clerk
Posts: 113
Joined: 25 Mar 2008

CS:S- give.me.awp
DoD:S- get.the.flag
TF2- too.many.medics
Supreme Commander- lag.fucking.lag
Portal- im.still.alive
Eve- level.up.faster
Battlefield: Bad Company- wheres.the.gold
Assasins Creed- running.jumping.free-falling
Spore- spore.dick.monster
StarCraft- wanna.piece.o'me
StarCraft II- bout.damn.time
CoD4- mother.fucking.helicopter
Myst- what.piano.key?

eggdog14
Muckraker
Posts: 297
Joined: 17 Oct 2007

Alyx Vance:

I'd Tap That.

klarax
Beat Writer
Posts: 163
Joined: 24 Mar 2008

Fantasy World Dizzy - Best Game Ever

Halo - Biggest Piece of...

World of Warcraft - Lost my Life

World of Warcraft - Lost my Wife

World of Warcraft - Lost my Fiends

World of Warcraft - I am Sad

Smash Brothers - In your Face!

Wii Fit - Shake that Ass

Iron Mal
Press Junketeer
Posts: 434
Joined: 4 Jun 2008

The Darkness- Goth with guns
Red Faction- forget Half Life
Half Life- fire the writer
Mass Effect- Shut up already!
AVP2- long range rape (as in the facehugger)
GTA IV- outta the car!
Guitar Hero (in general)- Ow! My hand!
Finally...Duke Nukem Forever- Any time now...

Hoanui
Paperboy
Posts: 13
Joined: 24 May 2008

MGS Series: Plot Confuses All.

Johnn Johnston
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2919
Joined: 4 May 2008

Mass Effect: Evil answers, lol.
Viva Pinata: Bizarre but addictive.
Transformers: Shitty licensed games!
Pokémon Ruby/Sapphire: Water-type starter (Think about which one I'm referring to. You got it? Good.).

LewsTherin
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1185
Joined: 22 Jun 2008

WC3: allyourbasearebelongtous...pwned you

Ninja Gaiden 2: dismemberment is fun

F-Zero: going REALLY fast

RE (any): Shoulda Brought Cleric

Halo: Grenade On Face

CoD4: Flashbangs And Knives

Rayman RAving Rabbids: What The F*ck?

Runescape: Waste Of Life

Pac-Man: Eat Mo Dotz

Bards Tale: Totally Freaking Hilarious

Fire Emblem: Sword Beats Axe

Pokemon: ....But It Failed!

LoZ: OoT: SHUT UP NAVI

AlexHarman
Copy Clerk
Posts: 65
Joined: 6 Jun 2008

GTA4
STOP CALLING ME!

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