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Johnn Johnston
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2892
Joined: 4 May 2008

Zero Wing: What you say!!? or Make Your Time.
Starcraft: Build more pylons.
Mario: Jump on mushrooms.
World of Warcraft: Grinding isn't fun.

RoieTRS
Paperboy
Posts: 14
Joined: 27 Jun 2008

Crackdown:

Halo Three Beta

Eldritch Warlord
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1139
Joined: 6 Jun 2008

Soothsayers:

Halo: Flood = Headcrabs

What? C'mon. You could just as accurately say USA = UK because we both speak English.

Yahtzee:
Obsessed with Half-Life
(watch his Halo 3 review, actually many of his reviews mention Half-Life or Valve unecessarily)

Grand Theft Auto IV
Good, not Great

Halo: Combat Evolved
Sticky 'nades, Yay!

Halo 2
I <3 Arbiter

Halo 3
"Tank beats everything!"

(thought I'd put in a positive Halo trilogy to break the trend)

Half-Life
Say something Gordon!

Half-Life 2
Where's my hands?????!!!!

Half-Life 2: Episode 1
Zombine kill themselves

Half-Life 2: Episode 2
Vey lame ending

Half-Life 2: Epidode 3
Horribly dated graphics (I predict)

StarCraft
Not enough energy

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
My name's Soap?

FURY_007
Copy Clerk
Posts: 98
Joined: 8 Jun 2008

TF2: FYI IMA SPY
Starcraft: Battlecruiser standing by
Crysis: My computers dead
Flatout: the drivers gone...
GTA4: ...out the window
HALO 3 online: grow some balls
Battlefield series: suicide jeeps everywhere
Dawn of War: FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!
Company of Heroes: friggin awesome physics

FURY_007
Copy Clerk
Posts: 98
Joined: 8 Jun 2008

worms armageddon: holy hand grenade

Soothsayers
Paperboy
Posts: 36
Joined: 25 Jun 2008

Mercenaries: Grand Theft Military

zachbob2
Beat Writer
Posts: 152
Joined: 21 May 2008

Role Playing Games

FranicalFrazical
Beat Writer
Posts: 175
Joined: 5 May 2008

GrandTheft Auto 4: Shut Up Roman or I hate socializing
Viva Piniáta: Wurmple 12 died!
Metal Gear Solid: Snake..Snake? SNAAAAKE?
Grand Theft Auto San And: Where am I? or Stupid Country Roads
King Kong: Far too easy
Ikaruga: Far too hard
Fable 2: Too far away

Dr-Worm
Anonymous Source
Posts: 7
Joined: 18 Jun 2008

GTA IV: Turn Phone Off
Madden NFL: More Money Please
Oblivion: Scarily Masculine Females
Assassin's Creed: Assassins Can't Swim
NARC (or Haze, for that matter): Just Say No
Twilight Princess: Say Something, Dammit!
Pokemon: Crack For Kids
Ocarina of Time: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
Duke Nukem Forever: Doesn't Really Exist
Resident Evil: Almost Jill Sandwich
Metal Gear Solid: Coherence Is Stupid
Tomb Raider: Great Big...Guns
Gears of War: Urine Tests Suggested or Totally Not Overcompensating
The Game: I Just Lost

Meshakhad
Beat Writer
Posts: 205
Joined: 20 Feb 2008

Lord of the Rings Online:
Meh. Not impressed.

World of Warcraft:
Actually quite good

PS3fanboy
Muckraker
Posts: 241
Joined: 21 Jun 2008

How Resistance ends

Big Nuclear Explosion

FURY_007
Copy Clerk
Posts: 98
Joined: 8 Jun 2008

starcraft ghost: wait never mind

WarChimp
Paperboy
Posts: 49
Joined: 29 Jun 2008

Guild Wars
PVP Cool Monsters

bermyduck
Beat Writer
Posts: 225
Joined: 20 Feb 2008

MassEffect; Blue Alien Sex
Assassin's Creed: Stab the Beggars
Mercenaries: Ridiculously Exagerated Explosions
BioShock: Murder Little Girls
KOTOR: Duel Weilding Lightsabers
Ninja Gaiden Black: This is impossible
FIFA 08: K League Legend

fat american
Beat Writer
Posts: 196
Joined: 2 Apr 2008

Runescape

Gone. Down. Shitter.

WolfMage
Muckraker
Posts: 280
Joined: 19 May 2008

Hey, no it....ok, yes, the recent updates blow.
RuneScape:
Bring back Wildy!

MapleStory:
Drop game anyone?

orreso
Copy Clerk
Posts: 91
Joined: 27 Jun 2008

(sorry didn't read the title)

gutar hero (any of them):
mash colored buttons

AlphaWolf13
Muckraker
Posts: 320
Joined: 20 Mar 2008

Eldritch Warlord:
Half-Life 2: Epidode 3
Horribly dated graphics (I predict)

Have you seen WoW?
And you're complaining about something that might be 2-3 year old graphics?
Haha WoW's graphics, if dated, at least go back to somewhere barely after the N64.

GenHellspawn
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1065
Joined: 1 Jan 2008

FURY_007:
starcraft ghost: wait never mind

My sentiments exactly

Starcraft: CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

Eldritch Warlord
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1139
Joined: 6 Jun 2008

AlphaWolf13:

Eldritch Warlord:
Half-Life 2: Epidode 3
Horribly dated graphics (I predict)

Have you seen WoW?
And you're complaining about something that might be 2-3 year old graphics?
Haha WoW's graphics, if dated, at least go back to somewhere barely after the N64.

Nah, think about it. Half-Life 2 came out in '04 and Episode 3 will be using the same engine. Source already looks dated and Episode 3 won't be released for at least a year (probably more, knowing Valve). Now we have some PS3 titles finaly pushing their hardware's limits and a new Crysis coming so the graphical bar is being raised. I don't think an engine that gets a pixalated look to the ground just by looking down can hope to compete graphically. Doesn't mean the game won't be fun.

You're right about WoW though, but in that case the graphics were kept low quality to help reduce lag and follow the Blizzard mentality of making their games playable on fairly low-end PC's. Also, I looked it up and WoW is just as old as Half-Life 2.

corporate_gamer
Muckraker
Posts: 311
Joined: 17 Apr 2008

assassin's creed: climb, jump, stab

Iron Mal
Press Junketeer
Posts: 423
Joined: 4 Jun 2008

Gears of War- Damn you RAAM!
Baulder's Gate- Kill me now
Timeshift- Where'd he go?
Manhunt- James Earl Cash (enough said to be honest) or That was graphic?
Predator: Concrete Jungle- Godfarther meets Alien
Dawn of War- I AM INVINCIBLE! (Khorne Beserkers are kings among genetically enhanced super-occult men)

Johnn Johnston
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2892
Joined: 4 May 2008

BioShock: Those damn Sploicars!

I think I am the first person ever to type using an Irish accent.

Reasonable Doubt
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4058
Joined: 4 Jul 2008

F.E.A.R: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
Bioshock: Dance my puppet.
Battlefront II: You fucking assholes!
RE4: *Hears chainsaw whirring*.
Crysis: What the hell?

Omnidum
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 783
Joined: 27 Mar 2008

Crysis: Where's my computer?

Dawn of War: OHEMGEE THE ORKS!!!!

Eldritch Warlord
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1139
Joined: 6 Jun 2008

Iron Mal:
Gears of War- Damn you RAAM!

or

What's RAAM mean?!?!?!

Iron Mal
Press Junketeer
Posts: 423
Joined: 4 Jun 2008

Eldritch Warlord:

Iron Mal:
Gears of War- Damn you RAAM!

or

What's RAAM mean?!?!?!

RAAM is the final boss and leader of the Locust (as far as we see in that game)

Omnidum
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 783
Joined: 27 Mar 2008

Gothic 3 - Ogres kill you.

Eldritch Warlord
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1139
Joined: 6 Jun 2008

Iron Mal:

RAAM is the final boss and leader of the Locust (as far as we see in that game)

I know that, RAAM is the Locust general leading the assault on the Jacinto Plateau.

Why though, is RAAM spelled all-caps? The most likly probability is that R.A.A.M. is an abbreviation. The question is, what?

Rambunctious Alien Ass-raping my Men?

Meshakhad
Beat Writer
Posts: 205
Joined: 20 Feb 2008

World In Conflict:
No. Not. Seattle.
For. My. Home.
Leave. None. Alive. (my plan for the Russians)

Sins of a Solar Empire:
This. Is. Huge.

Red Alert:
Nice. Job. Einstein.

Red Alert 2:
Apocalypse. Tanks. Rule.

Red Alert 3:
Paratrooper. Armored. Bears.

lewees
Anonymous Source
Posts: 2
Joined: 4 Sep 2008

FEAR
Fucking scary shit

Crysis
could be better

Call of duty 4
TEH OWNAGE BITCHES

CSS
OMFG CAMPING NOOBY

Omnidum
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 783
Joined: 27 Mar 2008

Bomberman:
The AI's cheating!

Pokemon:
How many times?

Sacred:
Clichéed, but fun.

Johnn Johnston
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2892
Joined: 4 May 2008

Okami:

Run, painty wolf!

Eldritch Warlord
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1139
Joined: 6 Jun 2008

This Thread:

She Lives Again!

Who knows what RAAM stands for? (RAAM the Locust General I know, what's his name mean?)

EvadeR
Paperboy
Posts: 14
Joined: 29 Jul 2008

Fantasy World Dizzy
1.Why
2.Yathzee
3.Like

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