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DEC_42
Copy Clerk
Posts: 124
Joined: 25 Jan 2008

From here, you must blow a hole in the acid, using...

shaboinkin
Copy Clerk
Posts: 51
Joined: 13 Apr 2008

another cheat code, hidden at...

imperialwar
Paperboy
Posts: 33
Joined: 17 Jun 2008

the moon lander site,

Pyronox
Beat Writer
Posts: 194
Joined: 21 May 2008

which can only be obtained by attaching a piece of jelly toast to a cat, therefore creating a paradox, in which the jelly-coated toast (that always lands on the side with jelly) and the cat (that always lands on its feet)levitate in mid-air, effectively breaking the laws of gravity, causing an unbalancing in the very fabric of time and space in the universe that causes Chuck Norris to appear at said moon lander site to roundhouse kick you in the face. The cheat code is now imprinted on your forehead.

(Edited "rick" to "kick" sry)

Reasonable Doubt
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3709
Joined: 4 Jul 2008

which is written in a language you cannot understand.

Birras
Press Junketeer
Posts: 446
Joined: 19 Jun 2008

The only way to understand the language is to...

The_Heretic
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2526
Joined: 30 Jun 2008

have unprotected gay sex with your elementary school principle while yoou...

Birras
Press Junketeer
Posts: 446
Joined: 19 Jun 2008

fry the eggs of a dodo bird...

Reasonable Doubt
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3709
Joined: 4 Jul 2008

while eating a chili dog cooked in...

Easykill
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1497
Joined: 13 Sep 2007

[Seems kinda dumb...]

an oven, made by...

Radelaide
Muckraker
Posts: 268
Joined: 15 May 2008

the sweat of three healthy young men. After you eat the chili dog you...

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Reasonable Doubt
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3709
Joined: 4 Jul 2008

must get a hippo with aids to sneeze on you....

Birras
Press Junketeer
Posts: 446
Joined: 19 Jun 2008

while singing the song that never ends backwards...

Reasonable Doubt
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3709
Joined: 4 Jul 2008

while making both a blue and orange portal be on the same spot while...

Birras
Press Junketeer
Posts: 446
Joined: 19 Jun 2008

using the developer's console to spawn the magnum so you can...

Reasonable Doubt
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3709
Joined: 4 Jul 2008

shoot yourself in the head while having your mom...

Birras
Press Junketeer
Posts: 446
Joined: 19 Jun 2008

pour death water into a green portal...

Reasonable Doubt
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3709
Joined: 4 Jul 2008

which is making...

Birras
Press Junketeer
Posts: 446
Joined: 19 Jun 2008

Gordon Freeman die, meaning you...

Kehan Wann
Beat Writer
Posts: 174
Joined: 22 May 2008

need to run for

Birras
Press Junketeer
Posts: 446
Joined: 19 Jun 2008

the BBQ sauce so that you can...

Darth Mobius
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3800
Joined: 26 Feb 2008

Then create a portal directly in front of you and directly behind you, and repeatedly kick your own ass for five minutes.

huntedannoyed
Beat Writer
Posts: 223
Joined: 23 Apr 2008

After that, scream loudly at the screen...

Blayze
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 672
Joined: 19 Dec 2007

as you type in the infamous exploit code from Freakazoid...

Jinjiro
Copy Clerk
Posts: 101
Joined: 20 Apr 2008

with only your knees, a small child's eye, and the left buttock of a baboon. After, you have to press...

SpikeTheRediculous
Paperboy
Posts: 49
Joined: 28 May 2008

your toes in dog poo and...

Jinjiro
Copy Clerk
Posts: 101
Joined: 20 Apr 2008

lie to your dentist, since...

SargentToughie
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3355
Joined: 14 Jun 2008

Your teeth were lost in the last battle, then...

Gahars
Muckraker
Posts: 307
Joined: 4 Feb 2008

Stab yourself in the eyes repeatedly until

Birras
Press Junketeer
Posts: 446
Joined: 19 Jun 2008

you get Wrath of the Lich King beta acess so you can...

Radelaide
Muckraker
Posts: 268
Joined: 15 May 2008

Find the crystal controller to...

Birras
Press Junketeer
Posts: 446
Joined: 19 Jun 2008

make G.I.R. get tacos so...

DEC_42
Copy Clerk
Posts: 124
Joined: 25 Jan 2008

Zim can step through the purple portal, generated by...

Anarchemitis
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3359
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

typing "enable host_(Somebody fill in this space)"

Birras
Press Junketeer
Posts: 446
Joined: 19 Jun 2008

while juggiling three live frag grenades with one toe...

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