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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3715 Joined: 4 Jul 2008     | |
Muckraker  Posts: 302 Joined: 14 May 2008     | He would demand a cigar and request to speck to the Don. If the next person woke up and had a groundhog day, (this is where one day repeats itself for ever).. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3640 Joined: 13 Feb 2008   | He would wake up again, and again, and again... If the next person woke up and found out that it was all a dream... |
Paperboy Posts: 46 Joined: 7 Mar 2008  | He would go back to sleep. If the next person woke in a bad musical and was the only one who noticed... |
Copy Clerk Posts: 66 Joined: 18 Jun 2008 | he would try to live that day in every way possible and then kill himself. If the next person woke up in his significant other's body: |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 457 Joined: 19 Jun 2008    | He would take off all of his/her clothes and dance in the mirror If the next person woke up with peanut butter all over thier body... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3715 Joined: 4 Jul 2008 | he would say "Its Peanut Butter Jelly Time!" While singing the song and doing the dance. If the next person found themselves in a bullfighting ring as the bull.... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2526 Joined: 30 Jun 2008 | He would do his best to gore the nearest person holding a red flag |
Muckraker  Posts: 267 Joined: 20 Jan 2008   | Eat a lot of junk food and say "No way in Hell you kids are eating my chocolate." If the next person woke up in a universe where there were no computers at all... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3715 Joined: 4 Jul 2008 | he would say "Thank God for books, and TV!" if the next person found themselves with a beautiful or handsome man or woman... |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 387 Joined: 8 Jul 2008 | He would proceed to find someone else. If the next person woke up to find God willing to grant them any wish... |
Muckraker Posts: 267 Joined: 20 Jan 2008 | He would ask for chocolate because his parents won't give him any. If the next person woke up with 8 dollars and a shoppng cart loaded with goodies... |
Paperboy  Posts: 25 Joined: 3 Jul 2008 | He would eat all the goodes, and buy 8 dollars worth of cake. If the next person woup as a crapy web-comic character. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 204 Joined: 20 Feb 2008 | he would sell the goodies and buy something of higher value. If the next person woke up inside an Atari 2600... |
Muckraker Posts: 267 Joined: 20 Jan 2008 |
He would tell whoever draws the comics to stop. If the next person woke up and made a critical mistake last night but didn't know what is was... Sorry Meshakhad, first one is canon. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3715 Joined: 4 Jul 2008 | he would try and find out what is was as soon as he got out of the hospital if the next person woke up in a strange bed... |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 385 Joined: 22 Apr 2008 | He wouldn't know which side was the wrong side to get off. If the next person woke up on a dinghy full of M&M's in the Atlantic Ocean |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4885 Joined: 30 Jan 2008  | He would eat them quickly, as chocolate tends to melt in the Atlantic sun. If the next person woke up to find that Sega had released a new console.... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2526 Joined: 30 Jun 2008 | He would completly ignore it |
Press Junketeer Posts: 385 Joined: 22 Apr 2008 | He would put the Pillow-smother technique to good use If the next person woke up in a bathtub full of live rabid hamsters... |
Press Junketeer Posts: 385 Joined: 22 Apr 2008 | Double post. Sorry |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 446 Joined: 20 May 2008 | Run away... really far away. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2526 Joined: 30 Jun 2008 |
Nice i laughed my ass off |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 376 Joined: 20 Jun 2008   | He'd propably starve to death If the next person woke up inside a cabinet... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2526 Joined: 30 Jun 2008 | He would bang around and make scary noises in a spanish accent in the hopes of scaring the people around him |
Muckraker  Posts: 270 Joined: 30 Jun 2008 | He'd get annoyed at being covered in fleas If the next person woke up and found themselves inside a giant fish tank |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 80 Joined: 11 Nov 2007 | ...he would drown while trying to rapidly evolve if the next person woke up and found he won $100 million worth of skittles... |
Press Junketeer Posts: 446 Joined: 20 May 2008 | He would get some coke to go with that. |
Muckraker Posts: 270 Joined: 30 Jun 2008 | He would offer to help wash the gimp If the next person woke up inside a giant hampster ball.. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2526 Joined: 30 Jun 2008 | He would roll down some stairs too see how much fun it would be |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 6373 Joined: 28 Nov 2007    | Force him to impeach. After groping himself. If the next person woke up and found out that they were in a comic book... |
Muckraker Posts: 270 Joined: 30 Jun 2008 | He would make some action that resulted in the sound "biff!" If the next person woke up and was inside a giant wallet |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2526 Joined: 30 Jun 2008 | He would scream "DONT SPEND ME IM NOT MONEY!!!" |
Press Junketeer Posts: 446 Joined: 20 May 2008 | declare war on the moon. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 446 Joined: 20 May 2008 | argh! |
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He would kill himself to see what happens
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