Granted your wish is bad enough

I wish to not not not not get not get a pony

Granted , but now evry one hates you for being to confusing

I wish I was a magical kitten with laser eyes

shatnershaman:
Granted your wish is bad enough

I wish to not not not not get not get a pony

Granted but that pony would have saved your life.

I wish I was unkillable unless I wanted to die, and the world carried on normally.

(Damn slow post, guess i'll leave this as is and agrant his wish as well.)
Granted but the kittens sap your sentry.

Granted, you are given a small horse.

I wish I had my own country to rule as I please.

Granted, but u now diagnoised with every disease known to man and the ones unknown to man and every second of your life is a living hell

I wish i had pie

....now i'm gunna have to start quoting

Granted but it has no filling.

I wish I had a plane.

Granted but it is a Quantas plane.

I wish I had 3 more wishes.

stinkychops:

I wish I had 3 more wishes.

Granted , but these wishes may only be used for objects that are worth one dollar or less .

I wish i was a floating head

stinkychops:
(Damn slow post, guess i'll leave this as is and agrant his wish as well.)
Granted but the kittens sap your sentry.

but i was that kitten what if dont wana zap my entry

Granted you are now a dead head caught in an updraft

I wish for a corrupted wish

Granted, but the wish is only HALF corrupted ( oh ya im evil)
i wish i dont have to make a wish( almost forgot my wish hehe)

Granted, but now you are stuck in a paradox. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars.

I wish for cats to actually speak in lolcat phrases

granted but you shoot yourself coz you can't understand them

i wish i had infinite money

Granted, but it's confederate money, useless everywhere.

I wish I had more friends.

Granted, you spontaneously recieve three hundred thousand freind invites from people you don't know. This massive surge of freinds causes your account, the site, and in fact the whole internet to crash.

I wish I had a genie who would grant my wishes.

granted, but they're only things he wants

i wish i had a jetpack

Granted, but you can't figure out how to use it.

I wish my dog wasn't dead.

Granted, your very own dog zombie!

I wish I was still on vacation.

EDIT: slow-- disregard plz. :(

Necrohydra:
Granted, your very own dog zombie!

I wish I was still on vacation.

granted. you are, too bad you vacationed at a forced labor camp.

i wish i didn't have to fear getting sued for 'piracy'

Granted, but you can still get sued by it.

I wish my workplace would buy better coffee.

granted, but the high caffeine and better taste make you jaded, and you can only eat coffee grounds for the rest of your life.

i wish i had a better view in my office.

Granted, you are now outside in the middle of no where with no ceiling or walls.

I wish my laptop had more RAM (random access memory).

granted, now you can't fit your hard drive or any media ports.

i wish the sexual harassment laws weren't so strict at my job.

grated but a rock flies through the window and breaks the broken glass cut your eyes
I wish I was a day walker type of vampire

Granted, but you cannot live without sunlight for even the shortest time.

I wish I had the ability to teleport anywhere I want whenever I want.

granted but unfortunately you land in someone's septic tank.

I wish I had a suit of powered armor

Granted, but the suit was powered by your own personal energy, so you either have to eat like a cow or die.

I wish the people from downtown would stop misdialing my number at work.

Granted, but instead of them you get stalkers and creeps.

I wish I could save the world.

granted, but nobody cared.

I wish petrol wasn't expensive.

Granted, but an economic disaster soon follow and your forced to sell your car so there isn't really a point anymore.

I wish for a thousand bite size crackers with cheese.

Granted, but you get fat and die.

I wish I had a lead pipe launcher.

Granted, but you fire it the wrong way, maiming yourself and getting lead poisoning.

I wish I was a kitty!

OOC: I think you guys are missing the point. You're supposed to corrupt the wish, not explain what happens afterwards lol

Granted, you are a saber-tooth kitty at the end of the Ice Age. Your entire species is about to go extinct.

I wish I could do a better New York accent.