granted, they shorted out while you lifted that building over your head to settle a bar bet.

i wish i could make chinese food.

Granted, but all the pet stores are closed.

I wish I had a pet penguin.

granted. too bad it eats owner, and nothing but owner.

i wish i had horizontal boost shoes

Granted, they are 3 miles tall... Good luck ;)

I wish i had 4 legs

OOC: Yeah, I see what stammer is saying... Corrupt the wish, don't explain after-effects

Granted, but now you keep tripping over your own feet.

I wish I could never run out of energy.

Granted, but the won't shut off and your stuck in an electrified fence maze.

I wish that the Wanted movie had been like the comic.

Granted, but the comic is just like the movie.

I wish I could never run out of energy.

Granted, but you said that before, thus causing a paradox and the world explodes.

I wish the nude scene with Angelina Jolie in Wanted was longer.

Granted, but she has a penis

i wish i had a steam roller

Granted, but everything in the world is already flat.

I wish I had my own suit of MJOLNIR armour. (The armour from Halo)

Granted, but your locked in a room by yourself with nothing else.(By the way, horizontal means side-side, not up-down.)

I wish I didn't have to work.

Granted, you never thought you would end up going for life.

I wish I was Iron Man (From the movie, the good one mind you)

Granted, but your suit runs out of battery.

I wish I had a couple of pet donkeys.

Granted, but they are man eaters.

I wish I had a nuclear weapon.

Granted, but the nuke goes off in your house.

I wish I had a dog that couldn't die.

Granted, to bad it is paralyzed.

I wish I had a army at my command.

Granted, but they have sex with your wife/girlfreind/daughter and then eats them.

I wish I could control space and time.

Granted, but you end up sending the Earth into the Sun.

I wish I have Saints Row 2 already.

superpope89:
(By the way, horizontal means side-side, not up-down.)

are you referring to my horizontal boost shoes? yeah, i know that, i want horizontal boost! haven't you ever played an Armored Core game?

Granted, to bad that your 360 is stolen.

I wish I had another life to live when I die.

granted, but someone is spawncamping

i wish i had a giant mech.

Granted, unfortunately someone else is controlling you.

I wish I had a pet zombie.

Nevermind, this topic is s clusterfuck.

Granted, to bad you die when you revel in its gameplay.

I wish I had a death star.

Granted, but it has no crew and nobody knows how to operate it.

I wish I had my own lightsabre.

granted. but the handle is 1000 degrees farenheit.
i wish i didnt have to do paperwork/

SteinFaust:

superpope89:
(By the way, horizontal means side-side, not up-down.)

are you referring to my horizontal boost shoes? yeah, i know that, i want horizontal boost! haven't you ever played an Armored Core game?

No, I was referring to Kroker's "The ceilings have spikes" comment.

argh connection error.

disregard. connection FUBAR.

Granted, to bad its computer work now.

I wish I had the power of heat vision that I could control.

superpope89:

SteinFaust:

superpope89:
(By the way, horizontal means side-side, not up-down.)

are you referring to my horizontal boost shoes? yeah, i know that, i want horizontal boost! haven't you ever played an Armored Core game?

No, I was referring to Kroker's "The ceilings have spikes" comment.

OHHHHHHHHHHHH okay sry.

Granted, but it can only mildly warm things.

I wish for a drink.

granted but theres a hole in the cup

i wish i had stacraft II

granted. but it's a chinese copy and doesn't work here.

i wish for some new combat boots.

Granted, to bad you are arrested for mugging.

I wish I had a personal bodyguard.