Granted, but the banana will haunt your dreams.

I wish Top Gear was on all the time.

Granted but your now a blind deaf mute paraplegic with restless legs syndrome
I wish I liked to move it, move it

Granted. But you are paralysed.

I wish I had a webcam that wouldn't break all the time.

Granted but now it makes recordings of the disturbing things you "don't do" at night
I wish I had a hamburger

Granted. You now have a man from Hamburg. Eat up.

I wish that more people would actually post on this thread now.

granted but now your security program blocks this page
I wish i knew who killed the fun out of most games

Granted. It is...You!

I wish I could successfully say "What You Say!!??" without seeming weird.

Granted. You are now Gary Coleman.

I wish I could think words onto paper.

Granted, but only your secret, dirty thoughts.

I wish Duke Nukem Forever would be released.

Granted, its awesomeness causes a mass extinction thanks.

I wish I knew what happened at the end of Halo 3.

The ship hits an iceberg.

I wish I could delete this smegging virus.

Granted, you now have an even more powerful unstoppable virus
I wish I had black hair

Granted, it's growing from your ass and all of the rest of your hair has fallen out.

I wish I never had to sleep. (And that moth didn't just fly right into my forehead... the git!)

Granted, but your always tired.
I wish I had an 8 ball

Granted, but the 8 is upside down.

I wish for a crazy aura-thingy.

Granted but it makes you appear naked to everyone else.
I wish I was a keyboard

Granted, everyone pushes your buttons.

I wish for the ability to warp reality!

Granted but quick they are after you leave the cube now before the agents get you neo.

I wish i Had a VR gaming center i could play COD4 on

Granted but you lose your CoD4, the only game it was compatible with

I wish I had an IQ of 225

Granted, but then people burn you at the stake for being a heretic.

I wish for a remake to the game heretic.

granted but it is really barbie play house for the dreamcast
I wish there was Ihad a herier that i knew how to fly

Granted, I wish I knew what you were talking about.

Granted, I wish that I could tell you what he was talking about.

Granted, I wish that you would tell me what he's talking about.

Granted, he is wishing, "Doresc am avut un jet de harrier că am ştiut cum să zboare."

I wish I could help you more.

Granted, you just can't be stuffed to.
I wish that Rocky Road was less expensive to make. (GO INSTANT HEART ATTACK CONFECTION CONGLOMERATIONS!)

He wants a Harrier Jumpjet he can pilot.

Granted, but you crash it and die.

I wish i could speak a foreign language.

Granted, I tell you to use the google translater to pretend to speak a foreign language like me.

I wish I was having sex with her right now!! http://kslounge.com/images/20060531-01.jpg

Granted, but she was disappointed.

I wish that Paris Hilton wasn't the heir to Hilton Hotels...

juandonde:
Granted, I tell you to use the google translater to pretend to speak a foreign language like me.

I wish I was having sex with her right now!! http://kslounge.com/images/20060531-01.jpg

granted, its you long-lost sister

I wish i could kill a yak from 200 yards away with mind bullets

Granted, but you lack the necessary imagination to create mind bullets.

I wish that I had a BLT sandwich.

granted but it is so big it crushes you.

I wish i had a sandwich that big.

granted. he's an assBEANIE
i wish dsl wasn't so expensive

Granted, it's now practically worthless, thanks to a new form of unspecified internet.

I wish for movies to be released in Australia sooner.