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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2757 Joined: 13 Feb 2008    | 41) Don't count the shadows... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2063 Joined: 4 May 2008 | 42) Take away his supply of Doctor Who. Nobody can survive too long without it. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3428 Joined: 4 Jul 2008     | 43) Make him or her OD on some sort of drug. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2063 Joined: 4 May 2008 | 44) Release the hounds. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1821 Joined: 10 Mar 2008   | 45) Give him the blue pill |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2063 Joined: 4 May 2008 | 46)  Chainsword! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3428 Joined: 4 Jul 2008 | 47) have agent smith posses him. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2063 Joined: 4 May 2008 | 48) Slam their head in a car door. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3428 Joined: 4 Jul 2008 | 49) Push him out of a car that is going a 120 miles an hour right in front of a semi. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2063 Joined: 4 May 2008 | 50) Tie them to a railway track. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2757 Joined: 13 Feb 2008 | 51) Listen to "A Pan Pipes Christmas". |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3428 Joined: 4 Jul 2008 | 52) Get them to stand in front of the Top Thrill Dragster and hope that they die quickly. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2063 Joined: 4 May 2008 | 53) Put them in a NASA training pod and set it to spin at 3500 rpm. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1316 Joined: 7 May 2008     | 54) One MASSIVE paper cut. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3353 Joined: 2 Dec 2007   | 56) Throw him to the whales... the KILLER Whales! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1821 Joined: 10 Mar 2008 | 57) Make him watch Uwe Boll...all of them... |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 864 Joined: 15 Jun 2008  |
You sick, sick man. 58)Pierce their cooker's gas hose. They'll either slowly asphixiate, or blow themselves up |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2212 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | 59) Write his name in a certain book... |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 877 Joined: 3 Apr 2008  | Put him in the same room as Darth Athrix |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2677 Joined: 23 Dec 2007  | 60) Put him in the same room as Darth Arthritis. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3353 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 | Sorry, arcording to post count this should be 61. Anarchemitis was right. 61) Science! (And I'm going to leave it at that) |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 864 Joined: 15 Jun 2008 | 62) Leave him in Drop-Bear country |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 457 Joined: 31 Jan 2008 | 63) Kick him out of a train into another train! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2677 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | 64) Send him to Wales. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 410 Joined: 18 May 2008  | 65) Cardboard sword beating |
Muckraker  Posts: 337 Joined: 11 May 2008  | 66) Send the devil after them (only fitting for the number) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2212 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | 67) have him go back in time and kill himself. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1821 Joined: 10 Mar 2008 | 68) Have him go in the future to kill himself. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2757 Joined: 13 Feb 2008 | 69) Well...if you can't work it out...you're probably under 18. Kill him whilst he's killing you. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2677 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | 70) Science Again. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3353 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 | 71) Put him on the naughty list. Hype him up about christmas so much that he really can't wait. Christmas comes and goes and he is left with nothing. Depressed he moans in his bed room. Kill him parents silently in their sleep. Sneak up to his room and hack off his legs with an axe after gagging him! Dump him in the boot of your car and drive it into the wielderness. Set the car on fire with him inside. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2212 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | 72) First, kill his an old lady and make a suit of her skin... Then, in her skin, withdraw all of her money, and any joint accounts her and her husband or even her children might posses. With that money start up a jam and scones B&B house, serving for all types... You will attract wealthy businessmen, infect them with a pathogen designed to infect all around them and render them under your control... As your Bed and Breakfast empire grows with the backing of several multinationals your global influence skyrockets, you are practically king. Order your coronation, the entire world must attend. As you pass him in the procession, jump out of the skin and stab him good! run away cackling. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3353 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 | 73)Begin by sneaking to his house at night. With his dog tide up in the yard, jump ontop of it and slit the dogs throat. Skin the dog before sun breaks and run back home. The next night nail the dogs skin to the door of the house and write on the door, in the dogs blood, 'you will be next' The family will be petrified as they wake up to gather the paper the next day. They will most likly call the police who will offer them protection and a safe house. As the police are leaving, invite them over to your house. Hand out poisoned cookies killing the officers. Dress up like one of the dead police officers, stash a chainsaw in the police boot, and help the family move to a safe house. Drive out into the woods and pretent to break down. Get out of the car and move to the boot. Start up the chainsaw and slay the family on the side of the road, aside from your target victim, shooting any who try and get away. Tie your victim down. Hack the corpses up into eadible pieces and force your victim to eat their own family. By the end take both of his kidneys and drive off to freedom leaving him dying on the road. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 438 Joined: 10 Jan 2008 | 74.) Throw the unlucky sod into a woodchipper. |
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40) Buy two pairs of shoes. Take the show boxes and cut a hole in the front. Tell the person to close their eyes and put their hands in the holes. Then, pour wet cement into the boxes and ask them if they can feel anything. Tell them to keep their eyes closed for another minutes, and run a bath. When the cement is dry, take them to the bath and put them in face-down. Bubbles will start to run from their mouth, and they scream and scream but nobody will ever hear them...
Then stab the bastard.