75) Take him to building that is about to be demolished and then stab him.

Purple and Ultra... you guys are kinda messed up.

76) Set the gatekeeper on them

Oh god! We are screwed!

77) Electrodes to the genitals.

78) I'ma firing mah lazer!!

79) Beat them to death with a guitar. But not just any guitar. The guitar they had since they were a child, and watch the heartbreak in their eyes as they see it shatter upon their skull.

80)Find a Death Note. Replace Santa's naughty list with the Death Note. Make sure your victim kills at least one puppy per month. Wait till Christmas Eve.

81) Put them in an 80s movie starring Arnold Shwartzenegger, having changed their name to Sarah Connor.

This is way eighty three for you everyone who is has posted before me.

83) Liquid Tiberium Bomb them!

84) Tell them that if they can hold thier breath under water for 15 minutes, they can have the Recon armor permutation in Halo 3. Replace water with liquid nitrogen and watch them freeze. Then, make like Sub-Zero and shatter them.

85) Fatality!

86)Construct the Death Star. Put your enemy on an isolated planet in a faraway galaxy. Blow up the moon of that planet. Then, fly down to the surface, and beat the everloving s**t out of him until he stops moving.

87) Tell a Big Daddy that he beat a Little Sister down.

88) Tell batman that said person killed his parents and watch the psycho do his work.

89) lock them in a room with four dogs that have been starved for two weeks.

90) Give him some cheese. Take him to the world's biggest mouse sanctuary, and let him go in. 2 mintues later, go back in and retrieve the remains of the skeleton.

91) Make him piss Chuck Norris off and watch what happens.

92) If he is not a metal head, make him listen to Dethklok until his brain explodes. Est. time:5 seconds is he's lucky.

Birras:
92) If he is not a metal head, make him listen to Dethklok until his brain explodes. Est. time:5 seconds is he's lucky.

I was going to do that with Slayer.

93) Stab him in the eye and feed his eyes to him in a curry. When he has eaten the curry shoot him in the heart.

94) Make a never ending,looping CD Of the "Song that gets on everyones nerves"
Give it to your victim and give him a Pistol and see how long it takes for Suicide to Ensue.

95)Tell him to sing the "Song That Never Ends" to completion. If his brain dosen't explode from paradox, wait for him to run out of breath and die.

96) Force him to recite Pi all the way through from memory, and the second they get one number wrong shotgun em to the face...

97) Put them in the movie SAW but without the choice to escape their is only one option death!

98) kill them with suspense over whether or not they can steal #101 for this thread.

99) Put them in a room with a computer that has windows 95, but the computer does not have the Ctrl, Alt, or Delete keys and see how long they last.

100) Scream so loud his head asplodes.

Dammit, i wanna do the new 101 ways topic! Harumph...

101) Make them listen to the most horrible opera ever and watch them die in front of your eyes.

101 ways to be a gamer

1)Have every god damn gaming console on the market!

2) Be an alternative form of gamer. I.E. Become a total Chutes & Ladders fan boy.

3) Have a keyboard built into your chest and a mouse in your pants...

"Hey baby? want to play some Half-life?"

Hardcore.

4)Two words. DRINKING GAMER!

5) Hold a controller. Doesn't matter if it's plugged in or not, or even working, you're still a gamer.

6)Go on a murderous rampage and be sure to end it with suicide. According to Jack Thompson, that makes you a gamer.

7) Go over to a friends house who has Rock Band then you are a gamer.

8) Worship Master Chief

9) Worship Gordon Freeman

10a) Evolve and go to this website, become an awesome gamer.
10b) Evolve and go to this website, become a Muckracker, drop out and get permabanned, become intelligent and condescending Gamer.
(I miss my Pulitzer Laureate. It sounded so much cooler than a puppet by Jim Henson.)

11) Argue...just argue over the most mundane idiotic things that remotely have to do with a game, ANY game...