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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2212 Joined: 24 Apr 2008     | |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 712 Joined: 22 Mar 2008     | I promise that for every person who joins the might of me/Purple Rain, you shall get a FREE injection of EVIL! You must listen to me, for I am a docter of high medical standing! Also, free drugs for all! EVIL drugs, that is! But that isnt all, for if you join you can have... whats in the mystery box. OF EVIL!!! Mwuahahahahahaha |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1174 Joined: 3 Mar 2008   | UJBPPandSLFTW! (ULTRA JOE BEATS PURPLE PARTIES AND SITH LORDS FTW!!) Oh, and injections of EVIL doesn't beat the smooth feel of a UNITY injection! ULTRA PARTY '08. Get some, bitches! |
Beat Writer  Posts: 178 Joined: 20 Mar 2008    | smooth feel of opression! fear unity, for it is the enemy of discussion. what would the escapist be without opposing sides to each argument? it would be a community of sheep, that's what it would be. no rational thought, no proper arguments, no rants. just a list of one-sided arguments where everyone agrees to the OP. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2212 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 |
This is great, Rains 'followers' are doing my job for me! not that exposing his nature is hard, he preaches his debasement like a prized tumor in his heart... UNITY '08, Be recognized for what you are, Receive the only thing we can give... Ourselves. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1174 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 | That is why UNITY is so good, you must work together to argue more! I think I'll argue more! UNITY PARTY '08 Get Some, Bitches! |
Muckraker  Posts: 234 Joined: 22 Jul 2008 | Well after a few weeks of lurking, this thread has finally dragged me out of anonymity to post. Also, Ultrajoe... your Unification will be the end of us all, so we instead we will do the impossible! we will choke your armies in Serenity Valley! and that will make us mighty... (Heh, I couldn't resist. and don't judge me! if you understood that reference that makes you just as bad as me) |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 712 Joined: 22 Mar 2008 | Here is a promotional poster brought to you by the EVIL!!! Hospital of Healing and/or Experimentation! Enjoy!
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 2212 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 |
Yes, because thats what i'm saying UNITY is... You're sarcasm sense is tingling, i cant corrupt you, it is beyond my power or the power of any candidate! (insert Rains 'Yes I Can!!!!' response) When will this fallacy end! UNITY is a union, not a conversion! Rain is a conversion! he openly preaches the oppression of opinion and the restriction of free speech! I cannot make you agree, and i would not! your conflicting opinions are your strength! But that does not mean you are not unified, only the troll fights as opponents, an Escapist debates as equals, who seek higher learning or to enlighten a fellow Escapist! I would not curtail debate as that is how we progress! That is how we are Strong! UNITY is flawless, dissent is the way of the troll! I am one of you, not the megalomaniac others would name me or Rain seek to become, I am one f you who sees a better future, a future built upon the values we have and the opportunities we can provide. UNITY '08, beyond this slander, beyond corruption, By all Escapists for All Escapists. P.S: killing kittens to garner 'support' through threats? i think your taking this a bit far rain, its getting desperate and incoherent. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1174 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 |
A study in EVIL? Bah, you fools! Only surrealonomy is valid in the use of the EVIL arts! And to get a degree, you must go through ME! UNITY PARTY '08 Get Some, Bitches! |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 712 Joined: 22 Mar 2008 |
I have no need for a diploma! For I already have one, ignore the blood and everything shall be fine, if not better! FOR EVIL!!! Mwuahahahahaha
Fool, for when the corpses of kittens litter the landscape, who will be to blame? The voters for not voting Purple Rain, thats who. A vote for Purple Rain, is a vote for kittens everywere! ALSO EVIL!!! Mwuahahahahaha |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2212 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 |
Ah, communism, i feel that it goes against our natural humanity, while i would hope that UNITY would encourage trust, i am not some brainwashing overlord, and cannot alter the basic instincts of my fellow Escapists. While it serves well on paper, i would not force it on the fiscal responsibilities of a society whose needs and wants fluctuate. And it is good to see a fellow Firefly fan! Up for membership as my MINISTER FOR SCI-FI AFFAIRS? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2212 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 |
And this, for those just joining us, has been my opposition for the last few pages... UNITY '08, all other bonuses aside, were better than the alternatives... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1174 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 |
Ok, so you have a fake diploma, then. SEND OUT THE SURREAL POLICE! UNAUTHORIZED EVIL-DOERS BEWARE! |
Beat Writer Posts: 178 Joined: 20 Mar 2008 |
"By all escapists for all escapists". for anything to be for all escapists, you must first remove those for whom it is not for! only one topic could possibly be agreed upon by all escapists; and that is that no-one likes a troll. you plan to make your party for all escapists, and to unify them, but this is neither wise nor possible. The ongoing debates among sub-communities of escapists (e.g. the disputes among Half-life fans and Halo fans) means that you would have to simultaneously agree with both sides. this would mean that you have either lied to one, or you have just promised something that is realistically unachievable without dispensing bans to wipe out one party in the forum equivalent of political executions. I also notice that you did not actually make any definitive statement as to how a unified escapist would still allow ratonal, multi-sided discussions to take place. unless your response is that it would be a list of one-sided arguments where everyone agrees to the OP ("Yes, because thats what i'm saying UNITY is..." after I posted that last sentence in my previous post seems to indicate that). oh yes, and one other thing, if it's "by all escapists and for all escapists", then am I not an escapist? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2212 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 |
Krunk, my Surrealist friend, perhpas encouraging his delusions is not the healthy approach... let him have his fake diploma, for i command the true evils of the universe... The C'tan... and the Chaos gods! And the Tyranids and their Hive Mind! Rain parades his power when if i wanted i could overcome him in this game of posturing he indulges himself in. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 712 Joined: 22 Mar 2008 | You all know you want to join us, for have you not already commited great evil in gaming? Look me in the eyes, and tell me you have not harvested a Little Sister. A vote for us, is a vote for your truer, EVILER self! If that doesnt catch your interest, be pleased to know that we are the only plan to fully care for your medical health,and we use only the finest nurses http://www.lafemmereaper.com/images/shnursecosplay.jpg and the finest docters with the finest equipement. http://greenasathistle.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/dominic.jpeg Mwuahahahahaha |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1174 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 |
Very well. But this isn't over, you false evil-doer! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1174 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 |
Oh, god. Ninjas now have amputee and unethical butcher henchmen. That's not EVIL, that's STUPID. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3214 Joined: 2 Dec 2007   |
I'm all for it. Though they didn't go the next step. I great step that I, PurpleRain, will be taking. To enslave and destroy all freerights of my enemies! Also, aussiesniper, The_toe_bighter, you guys rock. Less lashings for you two. |
Muckraker Posts: 234 Joined: 22 Jul 2008 |
Hmm that is one tempting offer, however I wish to consider more options before jumping to it. Also, what's your dental plan like? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2212 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 |
A well reasoned post completely missing the issue...
Good job not reading the very next sentence, so desperate you resort to quoting me out of context? petty attempts. I do not endorse a single opinion! UNITY is not about opinion or your agreement with your peers! (why must i repeat this?) UNITY is about a devotion to the betterment of the escapist! not a borg-like devotion! we stand for what is best for the escapist As you have pointed out that what is best for the escapist is debate, then is it not obvious we endorse it? Stop trying to label us a colelctive or a slavery! we are a union! not a threat! Your scandal and sensationalism is a threat, IT BORDERS ON TROLLDOM! We fight the troll together, we debate together, we 'Escape' together Escapists! I do not dictate your actions, i encourage them all, but for the glory of a better escapist, debate included and free will essential. My opponents slander, pervert and ignore! they segregate and threat, they divide and oppress! UNITY AGAINST THE TROLL, UNITY AGAINST DISSENT! UNITY against these fools who would challenge us, this unity that i as a humble Escapist and my kinsmen share! I am one of you, i could never and would never corrupt this place, your logic is flawed in reason and likelihood! UNITY '08, Unity is not slavery, A Reign is. Unity is working towards a common goal, The betterment of the Escapist, Debate and argument included. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3214 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 |
Fill the dams with the blood of the innocent! But we actually have a pretty sweet dental plan. It's absolutly free, however you might end up with a hammer to the mouth. The pain will eventually subside.
Vote for a better reign; Vote PurpleRain |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 712 Joined: 22 Mar 2008 |
You are far too late, for they are long dead. My creatures of flesh and bone have patiently instructed them to wait, forever in a waiting room! My evil knows no bounds, yet I am not without my merciful side. At the request of many, I have had Uwe Boll horribly murdered. He is now experiencing the Seventh Layer of Hell, specially reserved for BAD MOVIE DIRECTORS! Mwuahahaha
You say that you're supportive of the rights and freedom of the good people of the Escapist, yet you command the horribly oppressive Gods of Chaos and Necrons!? You say you wish to stop the brutal rule of a single leader, yet you lead a race of an iron rulers clawed hand!? My fellow Escapists, do not listen to a flip flopper! He flips from side to side, showing a different face each time, yet his true face is forever hidden! A vote for the Ultraparty is a sure vote for the horrible future! Trust in Purple Rain, for he only wishes to create a haven for those who are evil! Yes, even those who are good may join us, for what is evil without good? Nothing, thats what, for we take the time to understand and properly take care of you. FOR EVIL, my fllow Escapists!!! Mwuahahaha |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 397 Joined: 2 Jul 2008 |
Hmm...well I do like beer, AND cookies...and I really hate it when I die bloody and horrible deaths...sure I'm in! Wow, I sure hope none of this is evil propaganda to manipulate me into giving a vote to an conquering empire in an election that will have little to no bearing on my life... (Foreeeshadowing!) But yeah, okay, I will support the Sith...'democratic/autocratic empire' Party - you haz ma vote.
I'm more of a dog person...*gets ganked by every cat lover in existance*...I'm still voting for the sith!
If you commanded all these gods, surely you could just beam this propaganda into our minds? Call me crazy, but something tells me you don't command..well, ANY of these things! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3214 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 |
I thought that was a bit obvious from the start. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2212 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 |
How tempting, its a wonder people don't just flock to you...
Simple, apply for aid and enforce restrictions as a first step. Begin construction of pre-made desalination plants purchased from other nations to relieve danger to citizens (current advances make them much more appealing than a sensationalist media would have you believe). After that more environmentally solutions would be sought, our current water system overhauled and repaired (for such a base need, expense is somewhat lessened as a concern) and once the crisis was abated, steps taken to discover and combat the cause of the shortage. Easily solved in the three steps of any crisis, Contain, Solve, Prevent recursion. UNITY '08, United and safe, protect the Escapist, uphold and better it! |
Beat Writer Posts: 178 Joined: 20 Mar 2008 | People of the escapist, I ask you to look past the simple chanting of "unity" and take a deep look at their party. I ask you to ignore the slogans and to think about what they have done so far, and what they have promised. They have promised nought but unity. Think about what unity is. unity is to be grouped together, to act in unison. no intelligent discussion, no rational thoughts, merely doing what everyone else is doing. Is this what we want in the escapist? to be mere sheep? I say no! we are individuals! we want to have discussions, rants and opinions! we want to express ourselves! we want to be our own person, and not some faceless conglomerate! Unity may rot in the pits it came from; the cheap talk of international politics! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1174 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 |
Ah, but command over the gods would be unnecessary, because both Sith Lords and Purple Ninjas can be easily destroyed by the power of UNITY! United We Stand, and we will not fall so low as to blackmail (eh, toebrighter?) or command gods to do the dirty work for ourselves. It's also more fun to listen to separationists squeal for their mums (Defies their logic, huh!). Are YOU a separationist? Or are you one of the UNITED? UNITY PARTY '08 Ge |
When did i say that? i simply said that UNITY would aid you, through me or any other source.
But as the Escapists #1 force for UNIFICATION... do i need to continue? A vote for me is a vote for the truly unified Escapist.
You will not pervert my words with contrived incomprehension (or real, which is worse)
UNITY '08, above all together, greater than the sum of our parts.