Jallil Vlos:
For those in the SDP you will get four Heavy Assault Droids, each of which will be programed to shoot any ninjas they see that come near you. Or rather, Sense.

And that was our warning shot.

Johnn Johnston:
Vote SDP: We'll protect you from the Reign. Remember: we have battlefleets.

Yes, battlefleets that block out the sun, therefore killing plants, so that no oxygen is produced, and as such suffocating the entire human race.

Once again with the proposed campaign slogan: Vote Rain, we won't suffocate you to death, we'll just tear out your innards.

Oh and welcome aboard conqueror kenny, all new members get a set of torture shackles and a cattle prod, oh and a copy of Meet the Spartans(also for torturing purposes).

What position would you like Conqueror Kenny?

Spartan Bannana:

Johnn Johnston:
Vote SDP: We'll protect you from the Reign. Remember: we have battlefleets.

Yes, battlefleets that block out the sun, therefore killing plants, so that no oxygen is produced, and as such suffocating the entire human race.

We've been over this: They are at a height where at most they will seem like a passing cloud, and when they are close enough to blot out the sun they will reside over the ocean on the dark side of the planet, so no airways will be blocked and no sun would reach the area anyway.

besides you cant block the air dont you know it would take years of no sun to kill every plant on earth. so we wont be killed by Darth Mobius

Spartan Bannana:
What position would you like Conqueror Kenny?

Anything that doesn't involve me getting killed would be nice. I will do what I am told when I am told. As I said before, anarchy isn't me anymore it's all about obedience.
And the battlefleets would create more shadows for the ninjas!

conqueror Kenny:
And the battlefleets would create more shadows for the ninjas!

Again, any ship low enough to cause a shadow dark enough to hide a ninja will be over the dark side of the planet, so no additional shadows could be caused.

Who needs ninjas, pirates, star-destroyers, and supercars when you've got the unfinished crackpot ideas of Nikola Tesla? I give you, John Galt's vision of the New Escapist!

conqueror Kenny:

Spartan Bannana:
What position would you like Conqueror Kenny?

Anything that doesn't involve me getting killed would be nice. I will do what I am told when I am told. As I said before, anarchy isn't me anymore it's all about obedience.
And the battlefleets would create more shadows for the ninjas!

As long as your in the party you don't get killed,
You get to pick your own position, hell Armitage Shanks is a dentist.

John Galt:
Robot Zeppelin picture

You may have robot zeppelins, but they cannot match the might of our Battlefleet and their fruity names!

Robot zeppelins? That may be the worst idea ever. Zeppelins were horrible anyway. When you put a zombie at the front to drive it (which is what John Galt will no doubt do) you have a government legal bomb that the zombie could crash and start a revolt against us! Do the innocent voters want this?

Well, do you innocent voters want deadly zeppelins to be afraid of?

revolverwolf:
Robot zeppelins? That may be the worst idea ever. Zeppelins were horrible anyway. When you put a zombie at the front to drive it (which is what John Galt will no doubt do) you have a government legal bomb that the zombie could crash and start a revolt against us! Do the innocent voters want this?

Well, do you innocent voters want deadly zeppelins to be afraid of?

Innocent Voter:
Hell No!

You heard the man.

Bah, everyone knows that a zombie can't drive a robot zeppelin, that's why they're robotic! Now, I will entrust the undead in the manufacture of such zeppelins in that their heavily damaged brains can, with some augmentation, be made stable and reliable enough to navigate through the sprawling metropolis of the New Escapist. With the biological hardware of the zombie's incapacitated gray matter combined with radio commands sent from J Galt Inc.'s Transit Hub.

So your saying that you will own the entire transport system? What could stop you from defecting away from the good of the Escapist (even further than you already obviously have!) and sending these robotic zeppelins into a frenzy? You would use robotic zeppelins and zombie workers? There will be no jobs for Escapists! Do you need your brain stem re-attached after clearly having an overdose on stupid pills? There is an almost infinite amount of ways your plans could fall apart!

PurpleRain:
Ahh, maybe Larenxis can be by my side and have her brain in tact. I'm not bribing the judge... well maybe a little.

As nice as it would be to be Prom Queen, I'm going to have to decline, as I'm running the election.

Jallil Vlos:
I have a challenge for Johnn Johnston, Purple Rain, John Galt, and whoever is head of the ULTRAPARTY. Make a poster, the best you can, and put it up. I want to see which group has the most talented poster designer, though I think I already know who will win hands down.

Did you miss the first one or something? It started back on page 6.

revolverwolf:
Robot zeppelins? That may be the worst idea ever.

Must... resist... hurting... innocent... for talking... crazy...

To business!
Here's another question, then there will be three more followed by the music challenge. This question comes from Hey Joe. I have no idea what it means, but I like the sound of it.

Official Question #4 a) Say you meet a boy on the street. This boy is holding a lollipop. Suppose the boy isn't really a boy but you, and the lollipop is a horde of angry foreign diplomats at our gates. Will you as a representative of this great nation suck away this problem like so many of us have in the past, or will you take a different tack in dealing with foreign diplomats?

EDIT: Also, I thought it was worth mentioning that the most party members does not mean the most support. It's not just party members voting, remember.

Official Response #4: We'd kill the Diplomats

[insert usual disclaimer]

Larenxis:

Official Question #4 a) Say you meet a boy on the street. This boy is holding a lollipop. Suppose the boy isn't really a boy but you, and the lollipop is a horde of angry foreign diplomats at our gates. Will you as a representative of this great nation suck away this problem like so many of us have in the past, or will you take a different tack in dealing with foreign diplomats?

If I had to interpret that, I would say the question is;

What are your policies on International Relations?

Also, as he said "This great nation" I would assume that only applies to the great nation hated by the rest of the world...although on review most of the candidates are American, so feel free to justify the war in Iraq at will.

...no prejudice here.

Seriously, what does that question even mean?

Larenxis:

Official Question #4 a) Say you meet a boy on the street. This boy is holding a lollipop. Suppose the boy isn't really a boy but you, and the lollipop is a horde of angry foreign diplomats at our gates. Will you as a representative of this great nation suck away this problem like so many of us have in the past, or will you take a different tack in dealing with foreign diplomats?

Hmmm...I would say that Hey Joe needs to make a better metaphor for his question.

Picking fights with the voters/media now are we SDP?

Larenxis:
Picking fights with the voters/media now are we SDP?

I'm simply giving MY PERSONAL OPINION. This does not affect or show the opinion of the SDP.

revolverwolf:
So your saying that you will own the entire transport system? What could stop you from defecting away from the good of the Escapist (even further than you already obviously have!) and sending these robotic zeppelins into a frenzy? You would use robotic zeppelins and zombie workers? There will be no jobs for Escapists! Do you need your brain stem re-attached after clearly having an overdose on stupid pills? There is an almost infinite amount of ways your plans could fall apart!

The plan will work perfectly, the zombies don't require minds to do their work, and their damaged brain makes for a sophisticated enough receiver for transmissions from a Transit Hub. Escapists will now be able to run the transport system from the comfort of a lovely office rather than on a bus with a bunch of working class minorities.

Official Response: Just bribe 'em all.

Official Response #4: Foreign diplomats? In my future their will be no foreign diplomats as they would be either A) to affraid to send anyone to dare talk to me, or B) a layer of ash littering the rubble of their once beloved country, now smouldering after our war machines and dark elder gods have rolled through.
So to answer the question, I would sacrfice the lollipop on my bloodied alter and reign supreme over this blacked planet! If the diplomats seem fit enough or plump enough, they will be sent to a work camp or to feed to the rat people. There is no diplomacy or allies and foes in this race. It's my foot vs anyone who dares stand underneith it!
In conclusion, this would be a very rare, almost never occuring, situation. A country stupid enough to send a diplomat will be bombed and gased down to the very last meter of dirt just to show off my superiour... evil might? So basically, this won't happen, and to ensure it doesn't all lollipops will be burnt to a stake to make sure to keep the diplomas at bay.

Need help, people?

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

You shall be freed from the tyranny of Purple People! Your chains shall be broken!
Also, not even the most skilled ninja is resistant to Force Lightning, so we've got that problem covered. The Sith/PurpleNinja war is nothing but pest control to us!

You know what to do.

Be an SDP.

Very interesting response so far *scribbles a few notes*

Lord Krunk:
The Sith/PurpleNinja war is nothing but pest control to us!

Sith/PurpleNinja war?! I have a better name for that, the blood filled massacre of millions of mindless drones and Sith. I have a god on my side. What's stopping me to summon it inside your ship... chocking and killing everyone on board. The dark gas will seep through every pipe and every drain bringing along with it hooves and tenticles, stabing and tearing.
If you want to end your life that way, join the SDP!

PurpleRain:

Lord Krunk:
The Sith/PurpleNinja war is nothing but pest control to us!

Sith/PurpleNinja war?! I have a better name for that, the blood filled massacre of millions of mindless drones and Sith. I have a god on my side. What's stopping me to summon it inside your ship... chocking and killing everyone on board. The dark gas will seep through every pipe and every drain bringing along with it hooves and tenticles, stabing and tearing.
If you want to end your life that way, join the SDP!

What, the god of Mindless Drones?

Also, the Force allows us to channel our breathing, in order to resist deadly toxins (see KOTOR2). It will only suffocate your slaves and Purple Ninjas, thus creating a benefit for ourselves.

Also, a concluding statement:

There is no God. There is the Force.

Be an SDP.

EDIT: I noticed the 'hooves and tentacles' bit. Haven't you heard of lightsabers?

The gas isn't poisonous in that sense, more life it sucks you dry of life. The hooves and tenticals are the mist, it's a single being made up of thousands of nameless horrors. No Sith can kill the god. It woun't destroy the ship as such, but it could control someone to pilot the ship down to Earth and land it for me as my new hotrod!

Yeahza! Gonna pimp me a Star Destroyer.

Yeap, that's my baby.

conqueror Kenny good to see you aboard my master army! You will be promted to Offical Not Getting Beaten and Killed Guy!

Haha, good to see that a Ninja and a god has scared some sense into you, not cowering and making ignorent excuses like these 'Sith' and these 'Capitalists'.

PurpleRain:

Yeap, that's my baby.

Wow. That would be the most epic boss-fight ever.

Also, Sith may not kill that conglomeration, but a Mass Shadow Generator will. (See KOTOR2)

Lord Krunk:
Also, Sith may not kill that conglomeration, but a Mass Shadow Generator will. (See KOTOR2)

Well, do you have a Mass Shadow Generator?

PurpleRain:

Lord Krunk:
Also, Sith may not kill that conglomeration, but a Mass Shadow Generator will. (See KOTOR2)

Well, do you have a Mass Shadow Generator?

As a matter of fact, we do.

Now tell me you can beat THAT!

Avert the nuisance that is instant global demolition.

Be an SDP.

Lord Krunk:

PurpleRain:

Lord Krunk:
Also, Sith may not kill that conglomeration, but a Mass Shadow Generator will. (See KOTOR2)

Well, do you have a Mass Shadow Generator?

As a matter of fact, we do.

Now tell me you can beat THAT!

Avert the nuisance that is instant global demolition.

Be an SDP.

Well since I have no idea what a Mass Shadow Generator is exactly other then the fact is generates mass shadows, I'm sure a good boot should break the thing.

EDIT:

PurpleRain:

Lord Krunk:

PurpleRain:

Lord Krunk:
Also, Sith may not kill that conglomeration, but a Mass Shadow Generator will. (See KOTOR2)

Well, do you have a Mass Shadow Generator?

As a matter of fact, we do.

Now tell me you can beat THAT!

Avert the nuisance that is instant global demolition.

Be an SDP.

Well since I have no idea what a Mass Shadow Generator is exactly other then the fact is generates mass shadows, I'm sure a good boot should break the thing.

It's sort of a big Force-y explodey thing that destroyed the planet of Malachor V in the Last Battle of the Mandalorian Wars...twice.

Damn. Shub Niggurathness. Well, you ain't beating the MSG any time soon!